My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: Saten Twist Adventues: S2E2.. PART 5?

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posted by Canada24

Starlight Glimmer: [slightly muffled, over loudspeaker] In sameness, there is peace. Exceptionalism is a lie.
Starlight Glimmer: Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent.
قوس قزح Dash: [over] [grunting]
Starlight Glimmer: [voice fades under] Difference is frustration. To excel is to fail.
Pinkie: Hey, this is pretty good!
Starlight Glimmer: [under] ''Be your best سے طرف کی never being your best.''
Twilight: Ugh, we've gotta find a way out of here! I can't take much مزید of that voice!
Rarity: Oh, this is horrible! [crying]
Fluttershy: There, there, Rarity... It's not so bad...
Twilight: آپ kidding!?.. This is almost as bad as when Master Sword slept over at my place on christmas!

FLASHBACK:
Twilight: (sleeping soundly).. (she is suddenly awaken سے طرف کی a loud gunshot) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? (runs done stairs, and suddenly gasps)..
Master Sword: (holding pistol, and Santa Clause is seen laying dead from a bullet though his head).. (groans). Before آپ start.
Twilight: Jesus christ!
Master Sword: (annoyedly) Okay! Before, you, start!
Twilight: ہولی SHIT!!
Master Sword: (annoyed) آپ gonna let me explain!?
Twilight: (angry) Yes Sword! I would love to know why آپ shot and killed, FATHER CHRISTMAS!!
Master Sword: ....... He startled me!
Twilight: (annoyed) HE STARTLED YOU!?
Master Sword: He! Startled me!
Twilight: (sarcastically) Oh, guess he should apologize than!
Master Sword: Well. That'll be kinda hard, cause.. I shot him..
Twilight: Great..... So what now.
Master Sword: Well. Looks like I better save Christmas..
Twilight: آپ can't be serious!?
Master Sword: I don't see any other opinion..
Twilight: ............... آپ planned this, didn't you!?
Master sword: Whaaaaat!? No!!
Twilight: آپ planned this! I know آپ did!!
Master Sword: آپ honestly think I wou-
Spike: (comes out, in elf costume) ارے Sword. The sled is ready, an. (sees twilight). Uh oh..
(long pause).
Master Sword: آپ would not believe how cheap that elf costume was.
Twilight: (starts growling)
Master Sword: (happily) I چرا لیا, چوری کی it.
Twilight: SWOOO-
Master Sword: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!!

TO BE CONTAINUED

Jade_23 and Windwakerguy430 like this

Windwakerguy430 The odd thing is that, even though I know the reference, that is probably who Master Sword would behave

Canada24 That was the point.. I chose him because I know he actually WOULD do that

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 2/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up مزید stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw آپ enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are آپ doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws پرستار into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 9: Doubts

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts

The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and قوس قزح Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't آپ three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire guns at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...

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my little pony:tree دوستوں are magic chapter 5

posted by flippy_fan210

Toothy

Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging سے طرف کی who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles یا Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could آپ help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...

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My Little ٹٹو in "let's go to Fluttershy's house" 1

posted by applejackrocks

Let's start with applejack کی, اپپلیجاک bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: سیب, ایپل bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes قوس قزح dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't آپ just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...

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Of Cutie Marks and Curses: Chapter 1: Drawing Destiny

posted by MinervaHoot

This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after reading creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...

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The Secret About Pinkie Pie PT3

posted by pikachu700

Pinkie pie: what are آپ doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animals and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt سے طرف کی them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued

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Now My Original Art. TAWNY INSPIRED THIS DUMP WITH HER گزشتہ ONE.

added by shadirby

Source: Me. Myself. And I.

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Painting the Mountains

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MLP YTP Mix Volume 3

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There's a lot مزید where this came from ;)

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ٹٹو Diaries Part 1: Twilight Sparkle

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony کہا "Let's go this way!" And I کہا "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my دوستوں to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 Episode 3

posted by KendiKens

Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make آپ smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't آپ be ہوم right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...

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Sweet سیب, ایپل Massicure spoof, part 7

posted by Canada24

Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't آپ the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings آپ here?.. All out of donuts in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then آپ might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do آپ want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 76 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest سٹار, ستارہ Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...

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M.C.C Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing سے طرف کی a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, آپ have parked too close to a آگ کے, آگ hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the آگ کے, آگ hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says آپ have to park ten hooves, or...