-Somewhere around April-

Jake - *walk down streets*
ٹٹو - Yo nice delorean!
Driver - I know right.
Jake - Tch. Rich and their fancy cars.
Lilly - ارے Jake! What's up!
Jake - Nothing much bought some stuff now walking back to house. And you?
Lilly - My friend and I were out for some pizza.
Jake - Neat.
Lilly - I know right!

-After the war the Russian scum ran away to Equestria making it filled with Mafia and stuff. People were sick of it.-

-3 days later-

Jake - ارے Lilly wanna go to the part?
Lilly - Sure, always with you.
Jake - Cool!

-It was first time I killed.-

Jake - *knocks to doors*
Lilly - *mumbles*
Jake - This is off *slowly open doors and takes baseball bat that was اگلے to him*
??? - Shut up آپ whore!
Jake - *peaks in room*

-An Russian Mob ٹٹو holds Lilly to the ground-

Jake - Fucking Ruski *smashes him with baseball bat hitting his brain out* Oh... God...
Lilly - W-what آپ did...
Jake - Sorry I didn't meant to- I... What the fuck... *vomits*



-Police overlooked that accident.-
-3 days later-

Jake - *watches TV to beer* Eh...
-Phone rings-
Jake - *pick it up*
Phone - Hi there I left آپ something cool in front of your doors.
Jake - who ar e آپ *picks up wiered phone and opened doors*
Ghost - Call me Ghost.
Jake - *opens box and sees dog mask and baseball bat he killed Russian ٹٹو with* How did y-
Ghost - I watched you. The way آپ kill is fascinating me. Listien on Lunar سٹریٹ, گلی 3-2 there is Russian Mob Crack den. آپ know what to do سے طرف کی look of your tools. Enjoy.
Jake - I won't... No...
Ghost - Do it یا Lilly will get hurt. Also I left آپ a delorean outside. Not mine nor yours. Call it a gift.

-2 hours later-

Jake - *stands in front of doors and breathes* In... And out... *wears mask and kicks doors open*
ٹٹو - He? *turns around*
Jake - *smacks the ٹٹو with baseball bat*
Russian ٹٹو - Wait here آپ whore *let's go of mare and comes to doors*
Jake - *smashes him with doors and end him with baseball bat on the ground*
Mare - *looks on him*
Jake - *looks on her and sygnal her to keep quiet and get out of there*
-The smell was horrible. Drugs and sweat of Ruskies were everywhere-
Jake - *slowly opens the doors*
Mob - *don't see him*
Jake - *grabs plastic bag and starts choking him with it*
-But smell of blood and quiet screams, blood on me and ground was something I enjoyed-
Jake - *opens last doors and slowly walks in*
Boss - Huh what is it *takes مزید pills* Are آپ some clown?
Mob - آپ tell him boss *takes pills too*
Jake - آپ will regret it.
Boss - Haha. What my boys beaten آپ up? یا is that "their blood" You're not intimidating with this mask on آپ kid!
- I کہا to myself it's not me, it's mask, it's my alter ego-

Mob - *grabs saw* Let's cut him ope-
Jake - *smacks him with Bat breaking his jaw*
Boss - Cyka! Stop!
Jake - *grabs Saw*
Boss - No... No! Stay away demon!
Jake - *starts cutting him open*
Boss - Ghaaa!
-Alter ego?-
Jake - *laughs like maniac* Ahahah... Hahahahaha... *takes out his insides and play with them*
-Bullshit... It was always me...-
Jake - *walks outside and goes to public toilet*
-There is no orther me-
Jake - *cleans up and change then goes to delorean*
-The truth is...-
Jake - *drives ہوم while drinking beer*




-... I always enjoyed hurting orther Ponies-





The Heist - Overkill.

Coming Soon.








Ghost - This is Hotline Killers how may I help you?




This Monday (Possibly)









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