-Somewhere around April-
Jake - *walk down streets*
ٹٹو - Yo nice delorean!
Driver - I know right.
Jake - Tch. Rich and their fancy cars.
Lilly - ارے Jake! What's up!
Jake - Nothing much bought some stuff now walking back to house. And you?
Lilly - My friend and I were out for some pizza.
Jake - Neat.
Lilly - I know right!
-After the war the Russian scum ran away to Equestria making it filled with Mafia and stuff. People were sick of it.-
-3 days later-
Jake - ارے Lilly wanna go to the part?
Lilly - Sure, always with you.
Jake - Cool!
-It was first time I killed.-
Jake - *knocks to doors*
Lilly - *mumbles*
Jake - This is off *slowly open doors and takes baseball bat that was اگلے to him*
??? - Shut up آپ whore!
Jake - *peaks in room*
-An Russian Mob ٹٹو holds Lilly to the ground-
Jake - Fucking Ruski *smashes him with baseball bat hitting his brain out* Oh... God...
Lilly - W-what آپ did...
Jake - Sorry I didn't meant to- I... What the fuck... *vomits*
-Police overlooked that accident.-
-3 days later-
Jake - *watches TV to beer* Eh...
-Phone rings-
Jake - *pick it up*
Phone - Hi there I left آپ something cool in front of your doors.
Jake - who ar e آپ *picks up wiered phone and opened doors*
Ghost - Call me Ghost.
Jake - *opens box and sees dog mask and baseball bat he killed Russian ٹٹو with* How did y-
Ghost - I watched you. The way آپ kill is fascinating me. Listien on Lunar سٹریٹ, گلی 3-2 there is Russian Mob Crack den. آپ know what to do سے طرف کی look of your tools. Enjoy.
Jake - I won't... No...
Ghost - Do it یا Lilly will get hurt. Also I left آپ a delorean outside. Not mine nor yours. Call it a gift.
-2 hours later-
Jake - *stands in front of doors and breathes* In... And out... *wears mask and kicks doors open*
ٹٹو - He? *turns around*
Jake - *smacks the ٹٹو with baseball bat*
Russian ٹٹو - Wait here آپ whore *let's go of mare and comes to doors*
Jake - *smashes him with doors and end him with baseball bat on the ground*
Mare - *looks on him*
Jake - *looks on her and sygnal her to keep quiet and get out of there*
-The smell was horrible. Drugs and sweat of Ruskies were everywhere-
Jake - *slowly opens the doors*
Mob - *don't see him*
Jake - *grabs plastic bag and starts choking him with it*
-But smell of blood and quiet screams, blood on me and ground was something I enjoyed-
Jake - *opens last doors and slowly walks in*
Boss - Huh what is it *takes مزید pills* Are آپ some clown?
Mob - آپ tell him boss *takes pills too*
Jake - آپ will regret it.
Boss - Haha. What my boys beaten آپ up? یا is that "their blood" You're not intimidating with this mask on آپ kid!
- I کہا to myself it's not me, it's mask, it's my alter ego-
Mob - *grabs saw* Let's cut him ope-
Jake - *smacks him with Bat breaking his jaw*
Boss - Cyka! Stop!
Jake - *grabs Saw*
Boss - No... No! Stay away demon!
Jake - *starts cutting him open*
Boss - Ghaaa!
-Alter ego?-
Jake - *laughs like maniac* Ahahah... Hahahahaha... *takes out his insides and play with them*
-Bullshit... It was always me...-
Jake - *walks outside and goes to public toilet*
-There is no orther me-
Jake - *cleans up and change then goes to delorean*
-The truth is...-
Jake - *drives ہوم while drinking beer*
-... I always enjoyed hurting orther Ponies-
The Heist - Overkill.
Coming Soon.
Ghost - This is Hotline Killers how may I help you?
This Monday (Possibly)
Prepare.
Jake - *walk down streets*
ٹٹو - Yo nice delorean!
Driver - I know right.
Jake - Tch. Rich and their fancy cars.
Lilly - ارے Jake! What's up!
Jake - Nothing much bought some stuff now walking back to house. And you?
Lilly - My friend and I were out for some pizza.
Jake - Neat.
Lilly - I know right!
-After the war the Russian scum ran away to Equestria making it filled with Mafia and stuff. People were sick of it.-
-3 days later-
Jake - ارے Lilly wanna go to the part?
Lilly - Sure, always with you.
Jake - Cool!
-It was first time I killed.-
Jake - *knocks to doors*
Lilly - *mumbles*
Jake - This is off *slowly open doors and takes baseball bat that was اگلے to him*
??? - Shut up آپ whore!
Jake - *peaks in room*
-An Russian Mob ٹٹو holds Lilly to the ground-
Jake - Fucking Ruski *smashes him with baseball bat hitting his brain out* Oh... God...
Lilly - W-what آپ did...
Jake - Sorry I didn't meant to- I... What the fuck... *vomits*
-Police overlooked that accident.-
-3 days later-
Jake - *watches TV to beer* Eh...
-Phone rings-
Jake - *pick it up*
Phone - Hi there I left آپ something cool in front of your doors.
Jake - who ar e آپ *picks up wiered phone and opened doors*
Ghost - Call me Ghost.
Jake - *opens box and sees dog mask and baseball bat he killed Russian ٹٹو with* How did y-
Ghost - I watched you. The way آپ kill is fascinating me. Listien on Lunar سٹریٹ, گلی 3-2 there is Russian Mob Crack den. آپ know what to do سے طرف کی look of your tools. Enjoy.
Jake - I won't... No...
Ghost - Do it یا Lilly will get hurt. Also I left آپ a delorean outside. Not mine nor yours. Call it a gift.
-2 hours later-
Jake - *stands in front of doors and breathes* In... And out... *wears mask and kicks doors open*
ٹٹو - He? *turns around*
Jake - *smacks the ٹٹو with baseball bat*
Russian ٹٹو - Wait here آپ whore *let's go of mare and comes to doors*
Jake - *smashes him with doors and end him with baseball bat on the ground*
Mare - *looks on him*
Jake - *looks on her and sygnal her to keep quiet and get out of there*
-The smell was horrible. Drugs and sweat of Ruskies were everywhere-
Jake - *slowly opens the doors*
Mob - *don't see him*
Jake - *grabs plastic bag and starts choking him with it*
-But smell of blood and quiet screams, blood on me and ground was something I enjoyed-
Jake - *opens last doors and slowly walks in*
Boss - Huh what is it *takes مزید pills* Are آپ some clown?
Mob - آپ tell him boss *takes pills too*
Jake - آپ will regret it.
Boss - Haha. What my boys beaten آپ up? یا is that "their blood" You're not intimidating with this mask on آپ kid!
- I کہا to myself it's not me, it's mask, it's my alter ego-
Mob - *grabs saw* Let's cut him ope-
Jake - *smacks him with Bat breaking his jaw*
Boss - Cyka! Stop!
Jake - *grabs Saw*
Boss - No... No! Stay away demon!
Jake - *starts cutting him open*
Boss - Ghaaa!
-Alter ego?-
Jake - *laughs like maniac* Ahahah... Hahahahaha... *takes out his insides and play with them*
-Bullshit... It was always me...-
Jake - *walks outside and goes to public toilet*
-There is no orther me-
Jake - *cleans up and change then goes to delorean*
-The truth is...-
Jake - *drives ہوم while drinking beer*
-... I always enjoyed hurting orther Ponies-
The Heist - Overkill.
Coming Soon.
Ghost - This is Hotline Killers how may I help you?
This Monday (Possibly)
Prepare.
#4: Pinkie:
I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth دیوار humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..
#3: Randy Marsh:
#2: Homor Simpson:
#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the دکھائیں deleted
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I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth دیوار humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..
#3: Randy Marsh:
#2: Homor Simpson:
#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the دکھائیں deleted
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