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This is the سیکنڈ part of my first پرستار fiction series so I hope آپ like it.

Private: What do آپ mean "featherless"?

Kowalski: It means that آپ have no feathers.

Private: Uh oh.

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Skipper: Well Rico, I guess were done our potral. But I'm onto those cameleons and there tongue-sticking ways.

Skipper: Oh ارے Kowalski; آپ done your experimant?

Kowalski: Unfountionly no. But, I also have to tell آپ something very, very important.

Skipper: What?

Kowalski: Well, it all started when my machine/experimant was taking forever, so Private woke up right in the middle of it. Then he got way to close and.... he lost all his feathers.

Skipper: Oh uh. I can already see how that can ruin all of our missions.

Private: Uhh Kowalski, آپ better come down here; and in a hurry!

Kowalski: What's the problem?

Private: Your machine is sparking and shaking.

Skipper: Really Kowalski,not this again. Rico! Put on the radiation suit, exstinuish the machine, then carefully disasemble it.

Kowalski: No wait! It's to late. Quick let's all get out of here so we all don't lose all our feathers!

BOOOM

Skipper: Since we have no place to hide Prvate from everyone else. We'll just surrond him so no body sees him.

Private: We can also look lame so less people will come check out our exibit.

Kowalski: Actually, I don't think your plan will work out to well because this week is "Super Fun Summer Party Week". So that means that a bunch, of people are to come see us, stay until 8:30pm instead of 6:00pm, and... play lots of fun activities.

Skipper: I guess will have to come up with a plan.

Private: Why did I watch that 7-hour long marathon.
posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Skipper: *looks at other penguins*

Kowalski/Rico: *shrugs*

*other penguins huddle in a group & begin whispering*

Skipper: "What do آپ boys make of this?"

Kowalski: "I don't know, Skipper. It could very well be a trap."

Rico: "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "But...What if he really is telling the truth this time?"

Kowalski: "How can we be sure he's telling us the truth?"

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "No kaboom."

Rico: "Awww."

Kowalski: "What should we do?"

Skipper: *sigh* "Well, I think we should help him."

Kowalski/Rico: "What?"

Skipper: "I don't know, it's something about him. I think he's telling the truth...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little ٹٹو and Lunicorns Are Made سے طرف کی Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made سے طرف کی Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! یا Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
I'm writing this so آپ can find out wich پینگوئن, پیںگان آپ are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!


What is your پسندیدہ way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes آپ sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your پسندیدہ subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....
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posted by hotsnowsels
And so begins part two. Hope آپ enjoy!
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Private wrote on Skipper's wall: hi skipper! what time does defensive training start today?
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Skipper Uh, couldn't آپ have just ASKED me that?
Private i did ask آپ just now.
Skipper I mean in real life. We're in the same room.
Private oh. i guess so. but its fun to write on walls!
Skipper *sigh*.... Defensive training starts at 1400 hours.
Private thanks skipper! :D

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Kowalski just read an article.
"Strange quarks" Some of the smallest...
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Note: This is the first chapter of my new fanfiction Where I Belong. I have already thought up the plot but not every detail. There's a twist and Private finds out Skippper had been hiding something from him.

Private felt completely alone. The unruly, brisk gusts of snow grew مزید vigorous سے طرف کی the minute. If only he had got his uncle to take him ہوم یا stayed in the H.Q. To make matters worse neither Skipper, Kowalski, یا Rico knew where he was. His life long scheme would end up in tradgedy. Struggling to substain from collapsing, started picturing the time he had spent with his cherished friends....
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posted by andresandru
100 years ago....

"get him!" a بانگ showted, as manny badgers and animals ran against Mr. Linert and his puffin, پففان friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...
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Operation: Antarctica - After the Penguins thwarted Cecil and Brick's latest crime, Private discovers a young leopard مہر named Hunter, who's about to become prepackaged مچھلی food. Having saved her, Private travels with Hunter back to Antarctica after Kowalski accidentally launches the both of them into the East River. It now becomes two missions: One to ensure Hunter's محفوظ return to Antarctica and one to retrieve Private from the leopard seals. But will the Penguins succeed, یا will they end up as رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا for the village?

Well, only three of them almost ended up as dinner, but I digress.

Ever...
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posted by Saracuda
The Penguins were training in the HQ. Kowalski however, was elsewhere. An explosion shook the whole zoo. The penguins hurried down the ladder..
"Fish & Chips!" Skipper shouted. The HQ was a mess. A soot-streaked Kowalski climbed out from under the rubble. He looked around and did a double take. "Skipper! Good golly! What a disaster!"
"Yeah. Shame that آپ caused it.." Skipper said, folding his flippers across his chest. He added, "-and not the first time as I recall."
Kowalski sighed, "Well, I guess I'll just go stash this invention then."
"What invention?" Private asked, receiving a slap from...
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 Jake The وٹر, اوٹار (Credit to Creator of Picture)
Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)
One دن in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a پینگوئن, پیںگان documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." کہا a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do آپ need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't آپ remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......
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Gut Instinct: Every دن at the zoo, Gladys feeds the zoo animals treats, much to Alice's displeasure. After Gladys slips and falls on a آم pit that came from the بندر habitat, King Julien faces the wrath of the zoo animals. But Skipper's gut has a different say (literally) on this, prompting an investigation. All the signs point to King Julien, but was it really him this whole time, یا is it merely the insatiable need for vengeance at hand? And can they save King Julien in time before his punishment?

I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane: Once a year, the Invention Expo (INVEXPO) showcases...
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Penguins of Madagascar

It was lazy afternoon for the penguins. Nothing special was happening today, it was actually really boring. Kowalski was in the lab concocting, Rico was reading a weekly magazine known as "Gorgeous Explosions!" Private was watching some reality دکھائیں on Nickelodeon, and Skipper was relaxing in his bunk.

"Men, front and center." Skipper jumps down from his bunk and stands firmly, waiting for his team. Everyone does as he ordered. "Seeing as everyone has been doing an exceptional job all this month, I've decided to treat آپ all. Were taking a vacation to Sunlight Metropolis,...
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posted by SummerPoM
Somewhere in the sea, 1994.

"Hey, David!", a man shouted. "Are آپ OK?"
"It's kinda cold here", David answered. "But I'm fine!". David was half spy, half soldier. He was in a very dangerous mission. A mission in the weirdest part of the sea, the Bermuda Triangle.
"Are آپ sure آپ want to do this?"
"Affirmative, Alfred."
"You will swim toward death!"
"No with the lost treasure", he looked at the map. "With it, I can do anything!"
"Ow, David. You're very stubborn at times. Your son too."
"I just hope that he don't follow my example", David laughed and dived into the water. "It'll be okay", he thought....
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 Virus Attack
Virus Attack
Meanwhile, in the Park…

Kowalski: [Licks Snow Cone] "Mmmm! Delicious!"
Private: "Better than ever!"
Rico: [Swallows the whole Cone]
Kowalski: "That’s enough rest for now. Let’s go finish my Surprise for Skipper!"
Private: "I wonder if he suspects anything…"
Kowalski: "Oh, Private! It’s under wraps. He doesn’t even know we're building it."

As the Penguins finish their Snow Cones and get back to the Zoo, they hear Maurice and Mort screaming…

Private: "Sounds like Maurice is in trouble!"
Rico: "Skippa widdem (‘But Skipper is with them’)!"
Kowalski: "I know! Something strange is going on!"...
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 Virus Attack
Virus Attack
It was a beautiful morning in New York. Private and Rico were helping Kowalski with his new invention, in their HQ. Meanwhile, Skipper was in the Lemurs' Habitat, playing cards with Julien. After spending hours to get his new invention, ‘The 3-Dimensional Computer’ done, Kowalski decides to take a break…

Kowalski: "Voila! My new invention, 'The 3-Dimensional Computer'!"
Private: "Well, the wires stuck-out. I can’t fix it!"
Kowalski: "It’s not finished yet, but we’ll need مزید two hours to complete it. With my ‘3-Dimensional Computer’, we can do anything, like Accessing the Internet,...
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Chariters:
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: ارے Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny دکھائیں it's The Late Late دکھائیں with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do آپ Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: ارے Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can آپ Do Something For me?
*The اگلے Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having آپ Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently آپ Are.
*The End!*
Hey! Bob here. Bob the Piñata. Lives in the Central Park Zoo at the lemurs' habitat. King Julien really spends quality time with me even though I have no مزید candy in my body, after Kowalski was all crazy about my candy-giving powers.

It was a bright, sunny, and bright دن in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal دن for me and the other animals in the zoo.

Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few مزید hours later, King Julien,...
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 he appears here!
he appears here!
prepare for the مضمون I passed WEEKS writing, requirings: 1:have seen: dr blowhole´s revenge, huffin and puffin, the big squeeze. 2:have read my مضامین the bets birthday ever, mr wonderfull, Its she یا me!. 3:know about mandy, arlene, and the rats. As the عنوان says this has skilene content, and people that dont like this couple please dont read this aerticle, its very, very, verry large, so enjoy and RIP: read in peace!
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Skipper sat as his table, seeing his coffe and how his...
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So Colonel,Kassie,Richie,Secret and James were heading back to the zoo.Kassie/Kowalski arranged for a کریٹ, کھوکھا to be delivered to the penguins habitat.
------In The Crate-In Afternoon----
"You're stepping on my foot!" "Your Flipper is in my ribcage!" "Eg bleh ug bu!" "Get your head out of my stomach and that's an order!" "Can't...Breath... Lungs...blocked." It was a small crate.Big enough for two penguins,but waaaay too small for five penguins.

"Hey...I...think... we're...almost..there.",said James/Jazzy."He" was right.When the zookeeper put the کریٹ, کھوکھا down and left,the guys came bursting out,gasping...
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(this is the penguins singing a song from hollywood undead)

*In the penguins base*

Rico: *goes to the boom box* *takes a cd and puts it in the box*

*boom box starts to play*

*A piano starts off then is over shadowed سے طرف کی loud guitars*

Rico: Welcome, to the world آپ see!

Rico: An AK with a couple magazines, whose blood is it don't matter to me

Rico: Scatter the ashes over the seven seas!

Skipper: That sickness, that feeling inside you!

Skipper: Thats weakness! Don't let it divide you!

Skipper: Keep this, That feeling of pride too!

Rico: Digging up bones, but آپ bury the truth!

Rico: Children...Hipocrisy...
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posted by Penguinangel
Okay, this has been going on for a while now, and with PoM recently losing at the KCA's to Spongebob, it seems like a fresh new wave of hate's spreading over the site. I have to know, why does everyone hate Spongebob so much? It really bugs me, because I know how it feels to have people flaming our spot, and I can guess how it would feel to have people talking about PoM so regularly as a horrible دکھائیں that they hate. In fact, I think some of us see now exactly how it feels.

Yes, he won the KCA. Yes, if it weren't for Spongebob and his millions of شائقین we would most likely have that blimp. But...
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