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Krack-a-Kowie

added by Penguinangel

Source: "Danger Wears A Cape"

Oh, we love you, Maurice. XD

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penguins of madagascar

maurice

slappy hurt-punch

the masked booty

This Penguins of Madagascar screencap contains ڈاؤن لوڈ ہونے والے, مزاحیہ کتاب, منگا, کارٹون, ہالی ووڈ, and کامک بُک.

peacebaby7, megafilip and 7 others like this

KJBiggestFan LOL! Look at Maurice's out-stretched body XD Poor KJ :(

eugb What is Skipper doing with Ringtail? Poor Julien!

Icicle1penguin GO SLAPPY! Lol, Superheros are awesome!

xDark_Angelx What-? Of all the places to hit someone, Skipper, that just doesn't look quite right.

SJF_Penguin2 Maurice and his lack of emotion was hilarious!

kowalskirocks09 @ icicle THEY'RE THE MOST AWESOME!

skipperfan5431 YEAAAAAAHHHHH! HEAD BUTT!!

Kowalski355 what the heck??? oh wait ... STUPID TV!! ( SORRY i havent seen the new episodes Danger wears a cape or the episode Operation: Break-Spear) anyways thats a wierd pic...

GIVMEKINGJULIEN Awwwwwwww...

krazy4kowalski Where is Skipper's beak...?

iLikeKowalski What the heck does "Krack-a-Kowie" mean? I mean, I'd understand if it said "Onomonopia-tastic" but "Krack-a-Kowie..." I don't know where to begin. Also, why does Maurice own a sign that says that?

IluvPrivate LOL, I loved Maurice's lack of emotion! I'd be like: KRACK-A-KOWIEEEEEEEEEE! With little whizzy zoomy noises. LOL! Though I AM on 'Slappy's' side! And also Maurice is very stretched in this pic, too! GO SLAPPY!

shadowcharmer Jewel: o_0 SKIPPER THAT LOOKS WRONG! private: umm.... *covers jewel's and his own eyes*

shadowcharmer lol L.O.E. (lack of emotion)

megafilip i love pingwiny z madagaskaru

LeonardFan You're the best lemur of them all Maurice XD That's why you're my favorite between Julien and Mort!

peacebaby7 LOL!

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Warriors of Night ~6~ ~Ending~

posted by winkies77

The end is near...in part two of the Ending XD (P.S. this is going to be short I did this early in the morning so...yawn!)
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HQ
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The penguins finally reached their habitat and sighed with almost relief 'till they opened the hatch.

"Skipper!" Kowalski shouted with joy.

Sophia jerked her head around. "Aw 'come on!"

Skipper and Sophia started challenging each other. They went on and on and on and on of trash talk and on and on and on.....

"OH FOR PENGUIN'S SAKE! JUST FIGHT ALREADY!" Kowalski scowled.

Sophia and Skipper looked at him with shocked looks, well, not Sophia anyway.

Private and Rico untied Kowalski and hugged him. Kowalski was just glad he didn't have to do pick up lines anymore. (Yet.)

Sophia and Skipper started air kicks and flung at each other.

Who will win?
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Sorry its short I'm sleepy

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The Uncovered Past (Part 1): (5) Breakout

posted by peacebaby7

The buzzer sounded.

Penguins of many ages sprinted آگے through the obstacle course. Their adrenaline coursed through their veins and they weaved around each other, most of them belly-sliding. Snow was flung into the air behind each of them as they raced to the end. Freezing cold air whipped past their faces and nipped at their cheeks. Finally, the course opened into a clearing and the penguins went into their designated sections.

Most were out of breath and their heads thumped with each pound of their heart. Subject 61 waited patiently in line for his evaluation. He'd been in this program...

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Warrior's Of Night -2- ~A Plate of Bones~

posted by winkies77

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"OK lets slit up! Kowalski آپ go look in the lemurs habitat, Rico go check on Marlene, Private, the chimps, and I will go look in the petting zoo." Skipper کہا and realized they still had the axo...axol..whatever with them. "Actually, on سیکنڈ thought, Kowalski stay here with your, "baby"."

Kowalski frowned and sighed. He sat اگلے to the creature and gave a slight smile. "Aye, Skipper."
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Marlene's Habitat

"Mar ene?" Rico called out. No answer. He tried again and again,...

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The Uncovered Past (Part 1): (4) Manhattan Meeting

posted by peacebaby7

The week had finally passed. Days seemed to go سے طرف کی longer for some reason. Lorrie had Kowalski in a small cage and was carrying him to the boat. Preston was coming with her as far as Manhattan, then he was going back to Antarctica. Once they boarded, Preston led her to her کیبن as he carried her luggage. The sun was shining brightly over the horizon and awakened the clear blue sky with its silent call of golden rays across the ocean. Once inside the cabin, Preston set her bags on the بستر and Lorrie put Kowalski اگلے to them. "Just ten hours away from docking in New York. You're sure آپ don't...

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Hidden: (1) Murder in the Junkyard

posted by peacebaby7

It was a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The sun was now only a semi-circle peaking over the horizon. All was peaceful, a nice cool breeze swung through the trees and gates of the habitats, and colorful butterflies flew through the air. It all would've remained peaceful if a certain quadrant of پینگوئن, پیںگان commandos hadn't chosen today to test Kowalski's new invention.

"Okay Kowalski, what do we have this time?" Skipper asked his lieutenant. The four of them were on their habitat's island.

"Skipper, I have invented..." He got ready to rip the sheet from over-top his latest invention....

Conner Kenway vs. Skipper fight results

posted by ricoiswsome

Conner Kenway vs. Skipper

Conner Kenway
Fighting styles: Unkown
Weapons: Hidden blades, tomahawk, rev war pistol,
Description: A Native American who was initiated into the Assasin's brother hood.

Skipper
Fighting styles: Kung Fu, karate
Weapons: laser pen
Description: The leader of team پینگوئن, پیںگان who always seems to get himself into suisidal missions.

Conner and Skipper enter the ring Skipper readies his laser pen, Conner draws out his pistol. Conner takes the first shot Skipper jumps out of the way and turns on his laser pen. As Conner is reloading his pistol Skipper turns around, jumps up, and cuts off Conner's head. Victory goes to Skipper.

Rico Vs. 47 fight results

posted by ricoiswsome

47 Vs. Rico

47
Fighting style: boxing, karate, Kung Fu
Weapons: Twin-Silver Ballars, anything he can find in the area
Description: A bald assain, trained highly in the ways of contract killing.

Rico
Fighting style: Karate
Weapons: What ever the heck is in his gut.
Description: A psychotic little پینگوئن, پیںگان who shows no regards towards the rules. But is controlling of his use of explosives.

Rico walks alone in Central Park no one is around little does he know a hit was placed on him and agent 47 was sent after him. 47 waits for Rico to come out into the open. 47 the hears a twig snap under Rico's foot, he draws out his silver ballers. As Rico hears 47 emerge from behind the درخت he lets loose with a smoke bomb. As the smoke clears 47 is no where to be found. As Rico continues on his way a W2000 sniper رائفل goes off getting Rico in the chest. Victory goes to 47.

بچھو vs. Private fight results

posted by ricoiswsome

Private Vs. Scorpion

Scorpion
Fighting styles: Hapkido, Pi Gua
Weapons: Bloody spear, Ninja sword
Abilities:can manipulate آگ کے, آگ to his will
Description: A reserected, heartless, ninja with an Unkown background. Nothing and no one can beat him.
Private
Fighting styles: karate
Weapons: none
Abilities: hyper cute
Description: The youngest and cutest of team پینگوئن, پیںگان also with little known about his background other than he played mini golf. Can use his hyper cute to stun anything, except for his foe.

Private and بچھو enter the ring. Private starts off with the hyper cute but is ineffective against Scorpion. Slowly بچھو gets his Bloody Spear ready. Then he shouts "Get over here" and sends the Bloody Spear at Private. With سیکنڈ hesitation بچھو pulls the bloody spear back with private on it. Victory is Scorpion's.

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Classic Songs Converted into POM

posted by SuperRico

Classic songs converted into POM

I had this funny idea one night after I had read a weird book. I'm about to try it! Please tell me if آپ like it!

London Bridge

Penguin bridge is blow-ing up!
Blow-ing up! Blow-ing up!
Penguin bridge is blow-ing up!
My baaad penguin.
BOOM!

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
Down in my flipp-ers so low.
Like an arrow with a bow.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
BOOM!

Old McDonald

Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in the zoo there were the penguins!
EIEIO!
With a mission here, and...

The Uncovered Past منظر پیش

posted by peacebaby7

Note: This is the fanfiction I'll be writing between Part 2 & 3 of a fanfiction I'm writing now. Please enjoy. :)

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Okay…so how do I do this? I know nothing about breaking through a shell. I hear voices on the other side, concerned voices. I guess I was supposed to hatch three days ago. Well what do they expect? It’s not like I make a living out of breaking through shells. It’s not like these things come with instruction manuals, not that I could read it anyway. I tried pushing at the sides with my tiny flippers…nothing. How do other hatchlings do...

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Celeste Chapter 10

posted by legendary7

The raccoon shifted her head, and sniffed the air. Something dominated her attention. Whatever it was, it had to be some sort of threat.
Maybe another racoon was hiding, waiting to steal her food. یا maybe a predator. He soon learned سے طرف کی her instincted reaction. There was something مزید than a canine یا owl stalking it.
She winced, and began scurrying. There was a look in her eyes-that seemed to plant into Private's memory. It hooked in.
He had never seen a creature run that fast-that desperate. She raced into the bushes, not glancing behind... یا above to the trees.
Private followed behind...

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 12 Mission With The Green Trap

posted by MadagascarGirl

Flashback

It was 12 years ago, Skipper and Karen got married and Private was an egg. They all were sitting in the living room. They got a letter from the military, Blowhole had a new, dangerous plan. This mission was probably the most dangerous mission, so it needed the best soldiers. Skipper had to be a leader of a team A, which includes six soldiers: Kowalski's parents, Rico's parents and Manfredie. Karen was a leader of a team B with six soldiers too: Johnson and five other soldiers. Katherine had to stay with Private. The mission was going to start on the اگلے week.

Present Time

"So our parents...

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 10 Mission Of The Golden Statue

posted by MadagascarGirl

“So, now it’s your turn, Skipper” Katherine said. It was late, Kowalski and Rico yawned, but they tried to hide it.
“Maybe tomorrow, you’re sleepy...”
“No!” Private, Kowalski and Rico protested, Katherine and Skipper looked at them with a well-known look.
“Ok, maybe, but continue, please” Kowalski said, Private made کتے dog eyes.
“No, really, go and take a rest, we all should take a rest from yesterday’s events” Katherine کہا and stroked Private’s head “Goodnight” she کہا and left the penguins’ HQ. They went to their bunks, the three penguins couldn’t wait...

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 8 The Beginning

posted by MadagascarGirl

The اگلے دن was sunny and warm. Katherine and Skipper felt better and they all were sitting in the HQ.
“So, Can آپ tell me now the whole story about my past?” Private asked.
“Private, I don’t know if you’re able to...” Katherine کہا but Private sent them pleading look “Alright” she said. Kowalski and Rico, interested in a topic, approached them “Ok, so what do آپ want to know?”
“Something مزید about my mother. From the beginning”
“So you’re starting, Katherine” Skipper said.
“Ok, well...” Katherine started “It happened when I was nine and Karen was fifteen,...

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A Banished Prince (Part 2) Chapter 1: Voyage to A New ہوم

posted by legendary7

"Bye! Bye!" Private calls, still waving his fins in his mother's flippers.
"Nigel! Come here! Private's okay!" She cheers, and brings him closer. "I love you, Private! I'm so sorry!" She whispers.
"I love you, too; mummy." Private smiles. That's when Nigel waddles up. Private jumps out of her fins and into his uncle's.
"Uncle Nigel!"
"Private! Hello, lad! My it seems like you've grown!"
"Uncle Nigel,"
"I'm serious." Nigel lovingly rubbed the سب, سب سے اوپر of Private's head. He giggles, and removes Nigel's flipper.
"Private, who was that?" His mom ponders.
"Oh, that's Skippah!" Private points.
"Skippah?" The...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (6) Death Row

posted by peacebaby7

Day 7

“Guys, we have a serious problem.” Kowalski reported. He, Eve, and Private were in the hut early the اگلے morning.

“What’s that then?” Private asked, a look of concern on his face.

“This guard named Manor is getting suspicious. I think he knows we’re up to something.”

“Well what do آپ suggest we do?” Eve asked.

“This needs to go down soon.” Private instructed.

“Well, obviously, do آپ have a plan?” Eve asked.

“Not quite. I just need a little مزید time. Kowalski, do آپ think آپ could tap into the prison security?”

“Ha! With my eyes closed and half my brain...

Enough is enough

posted by Rico4ever16

Rico hadn’t expected it. In fact, he hadn’t even seen it coming. And now, he was lying on the floor, rubbing his face where his scar was.
He had been teasing his younger comrade, holding his beloved Lunacorn Doll above him. Since he was taller, he loomed above him, laughing as private jumped to reach his purple pony.
“Rico! Give it back! Please!” Private tried to keep calm as he yelled, which was virtually impossible.
All Rico did in return was smirk and laugh even louder. Kowalski was in his lab at the time, giving an annoyed look at his two bickering comrades, shutting the door when...

Vampire Epidemic Chapter 2

posted by Penguinator

This is chapter 2 of The Vampire Epidemic. Enjoy!
Chapter 2
“The night is still early!” Pat proclaimed. “Let’s go find our newest vampire brethren!” Private کہا as the two vampire penguins left the HQ and تقسیم, الگ کریں up, looking for their اگلے victims.
Private stayed in the پینگوئن, پیںگان HQ, searching for his first victim, Kowalski. “Hello Kowalski.” Private کہا in a deep, demented voice. “Hello Private. It sounds like آپ have a cold.” Kowalski said. “No, I don’t Kowalski. Look closer!” Private said. He noticed the feathers on Private’s chest were a dull grey, and Privates...

Leave to Change (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Wait For You")

posted by mostar1219

His phone didn't ring, not for a call, not for a text, not for anything. He just sat on the side of the بستر wondering if there was really anything he could do to make her see what he saw. One thing on his mind was, if not for Skipper, she'd still be سے طرف کی the scientist's side.

Flashback

Kowalski was practicing some rock climbing while Rico and Private were on belay and Skipper and Monique were watching. Skipper noticed how excited and nervous Monique looked while witnessing the brains climbing like a spider.
"When's the last time you've climbed a wall?" Skipper asked.
"Oh, a few years back. I stopped...

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A Shameful Crime [Part 2]

posted by RockOnPenguin

The 3 penguins began to تلاش for clues around the habitat. Rico had found something near the telescope.

"Ey! Look ova' ere'!" He shouted to Kowalski and Private. They both waddled over.

"Looks like there is a spilled substance of some sort." Kowalski ran his flipper over the مالٹا, نارنگی substance, and licked it. "Mango."

"Maybe Skipper was drinking a آم beverage and then spilled it when he saw Marlene collapse." Private assumed. "But wait, Skipper hates Mango. Why would he be drinking it? And the cup isn't shattered!" Private then questioned himself.

"Wait...... Mango? Thats the main ingredient...