*Innocent smile* How could آپ accuse me of that?

Lol

Ahh yes, I did consume the last cookie.

Yeah I cleaned my room and fell asleep without watching any episodes of The Sopranos like I'd planned, is that so wrong?

*gasp* whatever, don't know آپ personally so it doesn't bother me.

True, I usually end up smiling and giving it away.

Lol. Innocent people never smile innocently. That's too suspicious.

I thought she was the one who let the goat out!!!

Oh please! She's an innocent child!

Oh that, I just found him like that with the چھری near him, and he was kind of bleeding on my carpet which is so completely wrong...I'm pretty sure it was actually my mobster boyfriend who killed your boyfriend.

Umm sorry, I didn't mean to break your little دل figurine.