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How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; آپ answer سوالات such as THIS one.


My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; آپ get off the fuckin computer and go outside!


Can آپ get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!


Why are babies ugly at first?
CANADA24; آپ try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; آپ take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.


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آپ are sitting on the سوفی, لٹانا waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with آپ for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny آپ say back. Are آپ ready to watch the movie آپ ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are آپ ok?" آپ ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) آپ are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly آپ are Gold. آپ hold his chest as آپ are pushing him was y and say " آپ watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I love you."...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: آپ EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, آپ LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can آپ tell...
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Lefty requested this article. If آپ haven't seen all of the فلمیں in question. I'll let it be known there's going to be spoilers. Most of the فلمیں I am going to be talking about are older however.

There's times despite enjoying the multitude of possibilities recreating the wheel can offer. I prefer people go back to basics یا draw up another idea to better fit the project. یا quite frankly copy the same idea.

Example: In Dark Phoenix: When the X-men were carrying out their mission.. why was it necessary to have cyclops use some sort of beam focuser (Or whatever it was) to stop the rocket...
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How is it going, everyone. Welcome back to Watching Outside Your Xbox Window While آپ Rant at Night. I’m your host, TatsMojo, and today, we’ll be taking a look at the strangest video games that آپ have never heard of. Number 10: Katamari Damacy. This strange little gem was made on the weird side of the world, Japan. You’ve probably never heard of this (What the fuck am I doing?)
In all seriousness, when I hear about these weird games and the whole, “What were these developers doing? Snorting LSD and drinking PSP and doing funny weed?” is a mindset that just screams that آپ really...
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I do think that آپ probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add مزید to the فہرست when I find مزید sites I think آپ should probably avoid. So if anyone sends آپ لنکس to the following sites, آپ have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad سے طرف کی the name of the ایل آر یو but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS آپ ARE A SICKO I ADVISE آپ NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as آپ are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let آپ see us cry, unless we want آپ to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if آپ are interested. But we will later deny it یا make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot یا sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for آپ (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if آپ don't like what we wear...
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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are آپ busy?" یا "Are آپ doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated سے طرف کی you.
I was so enchanted سے طرف کی your beauty that I ran into that دیوار over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime آپ passed by, just so I could stare at آپ a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying یا you'll get some action faster than a pit بیل on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all آپ want even if she is the kind who will out chug آپ in بیئر and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names آپ never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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Good truth یا dare Questions

Truth یا dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth یا dare questions, which will help آپ to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream آپ have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality یا feature آپ would like to change about yourself?

Do آپ have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend یا boyfriend's friend?

Do آپ think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like آپ for a minute, and then forget آپ afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are آپ doing something?" یا "Have آپ eaten already?" are the first usual سوالات a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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posted by milorox18
1. I love the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I love the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I love the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I love the way آپ look at me.

5. I love how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I love the way I can’t imagine a دن without آپ in my life.

7. I love the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I love the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I love the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I love how I know you’ll always be there when I need آپ to be.

11....
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TRUTH

Who do آپ have a crush on?

If آپ had to تاریخ anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity آپ would want to make out with

Name five people آپ hate and why آپ hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have آپ ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If آپ did, what did آپ do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have آپ ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have آپ had your first kiss, if آپ have, were was it and who was it with?

Have آپ ever seen a parent naked?

Have آپ ever seen animals reproducing?

Have آپ stalked anyone,...
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1. Go outside, and if آپ see someone, take the random person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic kissing scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger نشست of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why dogs only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to Singing in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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1- eye contact , if آپ notice him staring a lot at آپ ..like مزید than 5 times in the same دن .(unless آپ got a stain on your shirt)
2- if آپ and him were in the same area , he would be with آپ in every where آپ walk to ( like a party یا a کنسرٹ ..etc)
3- he would sit اگلے to آپ in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream یا laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to آپ hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if آپ drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with آپ guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person اگلے to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your سوالات to the class.

6.Sit in...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When آپ walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a ٹھنڈے, کولر that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up فہرست is on my ڈیسک for the part آپ would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up فہرست on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, یا to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get آپ in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly سے طرف کی giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the اگلے family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - آپ may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin ٹوپی and feed him grapes when...
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