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I do think that آپ probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add مزید to the فہرست when I find مزید sites I think آپ should probably avoid. So if anyone sends آپ لنکس to the following sites, آپ have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad سے طرف کی the name of the ایل آر یو but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS آپ ARE A SICKO I ADVISE آپ NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated سے طرف کی you.
I was so enchanted سے طرف کی your beauty that I ran into that دیوار over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime آپ passed by, just so I could stare at آپ a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying یا you'll get some action faster than a pit بیل on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all آپ want even if she is the kind who will out chug آپ in بیئر and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names آپ never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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Good truth یا dare Questions

Truth یا dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth یا dare questions, which will help آپ to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream آپ have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality یا feature آپ would like to change about yourself?

Do آپ have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend یا boyfriend's friend?

Do آپ think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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TRUTH

Who do آپ have a crush on?

If آپ had to تاریخ anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity آپ would want to make out with

Name five people آپ hate and why آپ hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have آپ ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If آپ did, what did آپ do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have آپ ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have آپ had your first kiss, if آپ have, were was it and who was it with?

Have آپ ever seen a parent naked?

Have آپ ever seen animals reproducing?

Have آپ stalked anyone,...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with آپ guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person اگلے to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your سوالات to the class.

6.Sit in...
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1)"Why, do آپ find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I love the سیکنڈ grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and آپ actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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I Found that on the internet

1. When آپ were young, were آپ involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement یا against Vietnam? Why یا why not?

2. What tells آپ when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your پسندیدہ car when آپ were young?

4. How often do آپ go over the speed limit?

5. Were آپ considered مقبول in middle school یا high school? Why یا why not?

6. Did آپ have big fights with your mom when آپ were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did آپ have big fights with your dad when آپ were...
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I got bored, so here آپ go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here سے طرف کی my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the تندور on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...
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Here are my فہرست of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let آپ know now i got alot of these from the youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything یا eating anything آپ might spit it یا something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the جھاڑو late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the خلیج, کھاڑی they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...
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posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar آپ grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something یا someone

3. Go up to a random person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki random noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a فاؤنٹین, چشمہ run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to آپ in public about the...
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What a kiss means
kiss on forehead: I adore you
kiss on cheek: I'm glad we're together
kiss on hand: respect you
kiss on neck: I want you
kiss on shoulder:we belong together
kiss on lips: I love you

What gestures mean:
Holding hands: I like آپ a lot
slap on butt:that belongs to me
hold on tight:I don't want to let آپ go
looking n each others eyes:you're beautiful
play with hair:you're perfect
arms around waist:this is mine
laughing while kissing: I'm completely comfortable with you


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A good boyfriend would:
Txt آپ everysecond he's not at your side
hug آپ every chance آپ get &stays with you...
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1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 منٹ stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of آپ and cover a random person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your نشست and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person اگلے to آپ and say, “you never know”....
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Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to آپ say, "Why don't آپ speak مزید clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask آپ say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing شرٹ, قمیض sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS یا If آپ find a شرٹ, قمیض store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the food court and go to a fast food place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a میز, جدول singing elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as آپ can "I LOVE THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT دن AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until آپ see an old lady/guy...
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posted by greenday82
This is TOTALLY random...but here's the فہرست from the "Funny Words" group on Facebook. Feel free to add your own


Hullabaloo
Sponge
Idiopathic
Bobbin
Bamboo
Poppycock
Persnickety
Irked
Queer
Flabbergasted
Frippery
Befuddlement
Haberdashery
Diphthong
Britches
Scrumptious
Sassafras
Gadabouts
Bazooka
Cockamamie
Egad
Frumpy
Claptrap
Pooch
Sack
Sag
Baffled
Bubbles
Noodles
Flagellum
Blimp
Napkin
Jiggle
Discombobulate
Fallopian
Pants
Follicle
Box
Bladder
Spoon
Centipede
Indubitably
Banana
Igloo
Waddle
Wobble
Sludge
Briefs
Trump
Gristle
Sprout
Turnip
Gash
Sandals
Crunch
Turd
Gauze
Goon
Manhole
Cockamamie
Noddle
Pudding
Strudel
Rubbish
Duty
Guava
Smashing
Hunky
Inevitable...
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I never thought I would be doing a فہرست like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this فہرست with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please تبصرہ but be polite. Also, always تبصرہ because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...
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