I do think that آپ probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add مزید to the فہرست when I find مزید sites I think آپ should probably avoid. So if anyone sends آپ لنکس to the following sites, آپ have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad سے طرف کی the name of the ایل آر یو but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.
UNLESS آپ ARE A SICKO I ADVISE آپ NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated سے طرف کی you. I was so enchanted سے طرف کی your beauty that I ran into that دیوار over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime آپ passed by, just so I could stare at آپ a bit longer. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. For a moment I thought I...
1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying یا you'll get some action faster than a pit بیل on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all آپ want even if she is the kind who will out chug آپ in بیئر and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names آپ never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
Truth یا dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth یا dare questions, which will help آپ to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.
Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Describe the strangest dream آپ have ever had in your life?
What is the one quality یا feature آپ would like to change about yourself?
Do آپ have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend یا boyfriend's friend?
Do آپ think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
1. Unplug the refrigerator. 2. Turn the تندور on. 3. Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.) 4. Hide the remote. 5. Hide the television. 6. Hide the pets. 7. Change the answering machine message. 8. Turn off the answering machine. 9. Change the speed dial numbers. 10. Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier. 11. Add...
Here are my فہرست of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let آپ know now i got alot of these from the youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh. (Make sure your not drinking anything یا eating anything آپ might spit it یا something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends? Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the جھاڑو late to work? It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the خلیج, کھاڑی they'd be bagels.
What a kiss means kiss on forehead: I adore you kiss on cheek: I'm glad we're together kiss on hand: respect you kiss on neck: I want you kiss on shoulder:we belong together kiss on lips: I love you
What gestures mean: Holding hands: I like آپ a lot slap on butt:that belongs to me hold on tight:I don't want to let آپ go looking n each others eyes:you're beautiful play with hair:you're perfect arms around waist:this is mine laughing while kissing: I'm completely comfortable with you
*********** A good boyfriend would: Txt آپ everysecond he's not at your side hug آپ every chance آپ get &stays with you...
Found this on google 1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS یا If آپ find a شرٹ, قمیض store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!" 2. go to the food court and go to a fast food place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a میز, جدول singing elmo's world theme. 3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as آپ can "I LOVE THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT دن AND NIGHT!" 4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until آپ see an old lady/guy...
I never thought I would be doing a فہرست like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this فہرست with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please تبصرہ but be polite. Also, always تبصرہ because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...