i know who چرا لیا, چوری کی my orange...you did!why did آپ do that? :'(

It's mine, now! minemineminemine! Here, have an apple.

I didn't it was.....it was him
Boy: No it wasn't, it was her *ponits at me*
Me: No it was him
Boy: I'm not the one with the مالٹا, نارنگی behind my back
Me:..... What مالٹا, نارنگی backs away
Boy:...What's behind your back
Me: nothing
Boy:mhhmmm
Me: okay it was me srry i was just so hungry

I wanted it for my username.

CAUSE U چرا لیا, چوری کی IT FROM ME FIRST!

it was not me i don't even like fruits lol

Uh...I had to eat it, and it's gone...Oh well....Here...*Gives آپ a plastic orange*

He talked me into it.

ok ok dont cry... i didnt eat it so here it is *gives آپ the eaten مالٹا, نارنگی back* xD

*looks around* It was that chick! The one with her hand in the purse!!!
You: Oh that's not an مالٹا, نارنگی in her purse, it's a gun.
Me: Oh... okay. Well, آپ see-
You: I will مککا, عجیب الخلقت آپ in the groin region until آپ gimme my orange!
Me: W-W-W-WAIT!! It's that guy. The fat guy with a McDonalds bag. He's hiding it in there!
You: Noooo, it's just fat that is shaped and dyed to look like food, آپ know, what they usually sell there.
Me: OKAY!! I چرا لیا, چوری کی YOUR ORANGE!
You: HAHA! I KNEW IT!!!! Now I kill آپ *you take the lady's gun and the bag of fat* EAT IT, یا I SHOOT YOU
ME: noooooo!!!!!! DONT MAKE ME!!! Ronald McDonald scares the crap outta me!
You: Well, what if I called Ronald McDonald right now?
Me: OKAY OKAY *eats and swallows hesitantly* I think I'm going to be sick
You: Oh.. do آپ want an orange? I have four more...







ends with me punching آپ in the face

OH NO! HE'S ON TO US!!!!!! HID JOE!!!!! (covers face with hands)

How did we all steal your orange?

use the مالٹا, نارنگی is controlling my mind it told me to take it to me leader so i ate it cause it shouldn't know my leader mr.chickenleg