Why does nyan cat fart rainbows now?? How did he get into a poptart?? Why is he in space? Why cant I be a nyan cat??

Because.

BECAUSE I کہا SO BITCH!!! (sowwy caps)

Because once in a while, logic needs good fucking.

Correction: Nyan cat POOPS rainbows. Nyan cat IS a poptart. not in one. Nyan cat is in an alternate dimension; not to be confused with the boundries of space my friend. and آپ cant be Nyan cat because Chuck Norris کہا so! >:)

I can fart a rainbow.
Does that make me a nyan cat?

Because. آپ are not a meme. Become a meme then آپ may have a shot.

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...Should I care?

Because, Nyan Cat is a flying Pop-Tart kitty in space that poops rainbows.

That a good enough answer?