Best excuse for late homework?

The teacher ate it

I WOULD SAY SICK :P!

I have a million excuses.








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Which one would آپ like to hear?

آپ see what had happend was...
I just didn't feel like doing it problem?

My cat threw up a hair ball on it.:D

Had to go somewhere,Something happened in the family,did it but brother/sister/cousin played with it یا drew on it because they thought it was scratch paper,mom saw it on the floor thought it was trash and threw it away,cleaning up the house and threw it,spilled something on it,flew out the window (say your ڈیسک is near an open window,)sister/brother/cousin teared it یا threw to it to the ground because آپ didnt do want he/she wanted آپ to do...
Think.

My shredder ate it.

I didnt do it. Why? Because I just didnt.

It was too covered in blood and tears to bring in

Sorry I was distracted سے طرف کی my personal life to give a damn to do the homework.~ :)

Sorry, I was too busy writing names down in my note book to do my homework... :)

//shot

my brother ate it >:/ ... true story bro

My Dog Ate It (Which Was True When I Told Her That)
My Dog Actually Had Eaten It Ahahahhahahahahaha

I lost It in NARNIA!!!!

I dont know but always resort to this response so آپ dont get in as much trouble... ( well do this, یا DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!)