well here i was all innocent riding to softball practice in my car when i passed سے طرف کی a bunch of cows and a بیل and there was one innocent female cow سے طرف کی the lake and the بیل ran up to her and took her virginity...
that poor cow
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I have no idea why, but the way آپ ended that Paragraph made me burst out laughing.
*Grim face* I have seen things آپ have never seen... I have heard things آپ have never heard... I have known things... that آپ would never even dream of knowing... I've been to places آپ wouldn't find in your deepest, darkest nightmares... I've been to the Abyss and back... آپ simply cannot imagine the things I've seen... The things I've done... Just knowing about it... Would drive... a regular person... INSANE!