IF آپ was a bug یا a insect what would u be?

i would be a June bug yes they are dumb but because of that thats why they got them rock hard armor over there body's....i had one in my room when i first moved in my house i had the پرستار on high and the light on the June bug was going to the light then BAM the پرستار got him he hit the دیوار really hard then he hit the floor ........then he slowly started walking to the exit door of my room XD