jokes! everyone tell jokes in this سوال so that everyone have fun in reading them. post jokes. n i'll give 1 سہارا to everyone.

Give me two سہارا :) i promise i wont tell anyone :D lol

How do آپ make a blonde laugh on saturday? .... tell her the joke on wedensday x]

A rabbit and a برداشت, ریچھ each get three wishes.

Bear: I wish I was the most handsome برداشت, ریچھ in the forest!

Rabbit: I wish I had a motorbike!

Bear: I wish i was the most handsome برداشت, ریچھ in the world!

Rabbit: I wish I had a motorbike helmet!

Bear: I wish I was the only male برداشت, ریچھ in the world!

Rabbit: Ehh...I've already got everything I want, so... I WISH MR برداشت, ریچھ WAS GAY!!!

How do آپ wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker face!
(get it poke-her face?)

What do آپ get when u cut 200 bras in half???




400 yaulmukas (the little hats Jewish ppl wear) with chin straps



idk if its funny but my friend told it to me lmao
i put the picture just in case ppl dont know what im talking about lmao

How do آپ put 5 Venusaurs, 7 Blastoises, and 9 Charizards in a truck?
Pokemon (Pok-em-on)

This are cheezey
Why didn't the skeleton پار, صلیب the road?
Cuz it didn't have the guts

What did the baby digatil clock say to it's mother?
Look mom!no hands!

Whats a cats fav color?

Purrr-ple

XD, lol that was bad, uh, damn (if anyone did this i'm sorry)
Ok theirs this boy and his dad, and the boys trying to learn his name.
he gose to school the اگلے day. Teacher asks 'Whats your name?'
he says 'I'm a boy from ten-a-see, i'll kick your but from درخت to tree.' so he got in trouble and he had to go see the princble. princble asks 'whats your name'
he says 'I'm a boy from TEN-A-SEE, i'll kick your but from درخت to tree'.
the school the suws him, later on the juge asks him 'Whats your name'
and, آپ gessed it, the boy کہا 'I'm a boy from TEN-A-SEE, i'll kick your butt from درخت to tree.' so they killed the boy.
down in hell the devil comes up and says 'Whats your name?'
the boy says 'I'm a boy from ten-a-see i'll kick your but from درخت to tree.' the devil smiled and said
'I no that game, 'i'm the DEVIL UNDER GROUND...I'LL BURN YOUR BUT ROWN!' Hey!' :)

Why would did the fat man eat a lamp?
He wanted a light snack. :)

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2 but the real سوالات is how do آپ get them in the lightbulb

son; dad a boy calls me gay in school

dad; y dont u beat him and shout at him??

son; dad but he is so CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!

how was it tell me
n a want a prop...............;-)

I read this in a magazine, its so funny...

A man is planning a trip down south to celebrate he and his wife's anniversary (i spelled that wrong)at the hotel they had their honeymoon. He goes there and plans the reservations a دن early.
Then he e-mails his wife that it's ready. But, he gets the address wrong and sends it to a recently widowed women. The اگلے day, the widow's son finds his wife fainted in front of the computer, and sees this e'mail on screen:

My darling wife. I've finally arrived. I've got it planned for آپ to come tomorrow. I hope your trip down here is as pleasent as mine was.

PS. It's hot! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

A man walked in to a bar. ouch.

there are 3 scientists and the are in a temple, in the temple there are 3 doors the 1st scientist Bill walks up to the door on the door is a water symbol, Bill walks through the door and he hears a voice say "whoever enters this room will die سے طرف کی water." Bill shrugs it off and keeps going 2 find treasures.
The 2nd scientist Jack walks up 2 a door and on the door is a symbol of fire.us Jack walks through the door and a voice says "whoever enters this room will die سے طرف کی fire." Jack shrugs it off and goes to find treasures.
The 3rd scientist Alex goes over 2 the last door but the symbol on the door is scratched off. Alex walks through the door and hears a voice say "whoever enter this room will die سے طرف کی ekkkkkkkkk.*scratching noise*" Alex keeps walking to find treasures.
30 years later.......
Bill is on his yacht and it sinks and he drowns, Jack is in his house sitting سے طرف کی his fireplace when his house burns down. Alex knows he is اگلے but does not know how, so he gets together a bunch of people 2 protect him. he is in his room when over the walkie talkie some says "there is a giant ekkkkkk *scraching noise*" Through the door comes a giant floating coffinALEX starts throwing pillows,blankets,books, a lamp his click, vut it still keeps coming. he gets up and runs to his bathroom and shuts the door but it smashes threw. he then throws soap, shampoo, clothes, razer, asprin, pain pills, cough drops and all of a sudden it stopped.us do آپ know why?

Cuz cough drops stop the coffin.... lol (get it cough drops stop the coughing)

Why did the scarecrow get a medal??

Coz he was outstanding in his field!!

LOL, my grandpa told me that one

okay so this is from My Best Friend's Girl:
A Priest and a Rabbi are standing against a a دیوار and a little choir boy walks سے طرف کی and bends over to tie his shoe and the priest says to the Rabbi "Man, I'd like to screw him" and the Rabbi says "Screw him outta what?"

whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 HOs!!

Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.

LOL. I love these jokes.