I have had the worst week ever! Can آپ guyss try to cheer me up pleeaasse!

I'll try my best, but I'm not exactly a funny person right now.

Shirtless Keith

Hope things get better then<3

آپ obviously like Hetalia based off your username
So uh
Have this

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...What was the first person who milked a cow thinking?

I've go the worst دن too.



Now I don't know if that can make up as there is another person -which is me- feels the same as you, یا now it seems that آپ and I need someone to cheer us up. :/

well... uh... if u like Fairy Tail the movie will be subbed online January 22nd یا 23rd :D

just found out so i'm like... SOOO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

My advice: Get a video game console, preferably an Xbox 360, a copy of Dragon's Dogma, Final Fantasy XIII, Forza Motorsport 3, and Plants Vs. Zombies. آپ can't have a bad دن while beating the living shit out of virtual monsters, یا winning some races. I do it.

On another note, I myself have experienced a startling realization recently, as I described in the forum: The Internet takes everything آپ love and rapes it and turns it into erotica, as per Rule 34 of the Internet which I believe is a FUCKING BULLSHIT RULE!

Fuck the Internet. However, I will still visit this site as often as possible, as I have a reputation here of making kick-ass fanfics. And that will NOT stop happening anytime soon.

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One دن the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF آپ STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE مزید TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

The Teacher fainted.

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oh آپ poor thing XD

I would also recommended this site for when آپ need to laugh: link