What are some really annoying stupid یا maybe funny سوالات to ask through text??

If آپ wanna breakup with someone:
Hey, want me to do a magic trick?
POOF!!! You're single!

Hope آپ liked it!

Do آپ find the sound of my voice annoying?

Me , friend & my guy friend :
Friend : SUP TOBY !!! ( Toby as n Ticci Toby my nickname)
Me : I c u have decided 2 b a good friend & text me 4 once
Guy friend : SALLY !? Is that u
Me : LJ ?
Friend : Toby r u trying 2 b SALLY & Ben again ?

It'd b clear 2 u if u knew my دوستوں

Are آپ using your phone? :D

I lost my phone, can آپ ring it?#facebook

یا a funny thing to for iPhone's is shortcuts. Go into setting and keyboard to find 'shortcuts'. Say everytime your friend type say 'hi' آپ can make it come up as 'I find آپ so hot. Let's date' یا 'I want آپ to kiss me!'. They aren't that bad. I am sure آپ can think of worse if آپ have time.

یا آپ could get your friend's phone and change all the conatct names with somebody else in their phone یا put silly names like 'your worst nightmare' یا Donald Duck.

Do آپ like to eat frog legs?
Do آپ like to pet dinosaurs too?
I want 12 kids. How many do آپ want?
Why do they call it anaerobic if it means to not use oxygen? We obviously need oxygen to breathe.

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