I SWEAR I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE WEED!!!!!!

Need some?

That's unfortunate. I was hoping to purchase some.

Only drug I take is caffeine, do آپ have that?

I don't believe you. GUILTY AS CHARGED !!!!

Right. That's what they always say 😏🤣

Seriously, though, is "weed" like a code-word for "chocolate milk"? If so, gimme some 🙃