Why Dogs Bite People

I'm not sure if this issue has ever been discussed on here but I'll do this anyway. Right now, I feel it is time that I share my thoughts and feelings about whats on my mind: Gender roles

Look, I know some guys may actually LIKE some of the usual male stuff (and that's great, that's not really my issue) but I also know that not every guy is the same. Just because I am a "male", doesn't mean I have to be like the "traditional male"--and I don't want to be. My body may be male, but my physical appearance only shows آپ WHAT I am, not WHO. It's not supposed to. Being a male isn't (and shouldn't...

Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
Join Hell's Angels سے طرف کی mail.
Redecorate your garage.
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
Bury your fathers car. Tell your him the dog did it.
Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
Climb a sidewalk.
Donate your brother's body to science.
Have your cat bronzed.
Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
Learn to type...with your toes.
Make a quilt out of used کاک, کاکٹیل napkins.
Mow your carpet.
Paint your home...day-glo orange.
Pinstripe your driveway.
Plant a shoe.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
Pour instant...