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A فہرست of Sites آپ Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that آپ probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add مزید to the فہرست when I find مزید sites I think آپ should probably avoid. So if anyone sends آپ لنکس to the following sites, آپ have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad سے طرف کی the name of the ایل آر یو but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS آپ ARE A SICKO I ADVISE آپ NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as آپ are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let آپ see us cry, unless we want آپ to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if آپ are interested. But we will later deny it یا make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot یا sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for آپ (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if آپ don't like what we wear...

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مزید than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated سے طرف کی you.
I was so enchanted سے طرف کی your beauty that I ran into that دیوار over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime آپ passed by, just so I could stare at آپ a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - سب, سب سے اوپر 20 فہرست

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying یا you'll get some action faster than a pit بیل on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all آپ want even if she is the kind who will out chug آپ in بیئر and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names آپ never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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Best Truth یا Dare سوالات Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth یا dare Questions

Truth یا dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth یا dare questions, which will help آپ to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream آپ have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality یا feature آپ would like to change about yourself?

Do آپ have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend یا boyfriend's friend?

Do آپ think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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TRUTH & DARE سوالات (dirty for 13+)

posted by Feathershine

TRUTH

Who do آپ have a crush on?

If آپ had to تاریخ anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity آپ would want to make out with

Name five people آپ hate and why آپ hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have آپ ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If آپ did, what did آپ do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have آپ ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have آپ had your first kiss, if آپ have, were was it and who was it with?

Have آپ ever seen a parent naked?

Have آپ ever seen animals reproducing?

Have آپ stalked anyone,...

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101 things to call your boyfriend/girlfriend

posted by TheRealSexyKate

Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - سب, سب سے اوپر 20 فہرست

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, یا to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get آپ in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly سے طرف کی giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the اگلے family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - آپ may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin ٹوپی and feed him grapes when...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by Tamar20

1)"Why, do آپ find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I love the سیکنڈ grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and آپ actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And دکھائیں me your tits

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And آپ love it up the shitter

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Roses are shit
Violets are crap
دکھائیں me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And نگلنا it down

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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شبیہ Symbol Thingys (Feel free to copy and paste!)

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

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نام کا صارف Ideas (The majority are either dark یا emo)

posted by RaininStarburst

I got bored, so here آپ go.

1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here سے طرف کی my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...

Funny تصاویر :D

added by smileypop9

Source: facebook

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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

posted by ilovepenguins

50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time آپ turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him یا her that you’ve lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he یا she has anything...

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41 Corny پچھواڑے, گدا jokes!!

posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my فہرست of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let آپ know now i got alot of these from the youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything یا eating anything آپ might spit it یا something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the جھاڑو late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the خلیج, کھاڑی they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

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giant skeletons found

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Source: giant skeletons

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar آپ grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something یا someone

3. Go up to a random person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki random noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a فاؤنٹین, چشمہ run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to آپ in public about the...

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50 fun things to do at a movie theatre

posted by stickymonkey

1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 منٹ stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of آپ and cover a random person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your نشست and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person اگلے to آپ and say, “you never know”....

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50 Embarassing Truth یا Dare Questions!

posted by FloraorStella

Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to آپ say, "Why don't آپ speak مزید clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...