Found this on www.funny.com. That site has so much funny stuff...lol
Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious سے طرف کی now.
Do what آپ want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want آپ to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, آپ moron!
You're so manly = آپ need a shave and آپ sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all آپ ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed آپ were almost asleep.
Do آپ love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do آپ love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a منٹ = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
آپ have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are آپ listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't آپ get out of بستر and walk him until he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.
********** Men's English:
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do آپ want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take آپ out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call آپ sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give آپ a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are آپ going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do آپ want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I کہا it... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way آپ cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way آپ cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress آپ سے طرف کی دکھانا آپ that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will آپ marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for آپ to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that بلاؤز, کمری and that سکرٹ, گھیرنا go well together." = I am gay.
Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious سے طرف کی now.
Do what آپ want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want آپ to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, آپ moron!
You're so manly = آپ need a shave and آپ sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all آپ ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed آپ were almost asleep.
Do آپ love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do آپ love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a منٹ = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
آپ have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are آپ listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't آپ get out of بستر and walk him until he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.
********** Men's English:
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do آپ want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take آپ out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call آپ sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give آپ a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are آپ going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do آپ want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I کہا it... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way آپ cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way آپ cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress آپ سے طرف کی دکھانا آپ that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will آپ marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for آپ to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that بلاؤز, کمری and that سکرٹ, گھیرنا go well together." = I am gay.
i think
that بھیڑوں, بھیڑ are the best animal in the world
and
کیلا are the best fruit
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a بھیڑوں, بھیڑ should eat a کیلا what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i love clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"
i think
Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever
i mean ever
happened to the موسیقی business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the موسیقی business
and
بھیڑوں, بھیڑ should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth
SO WRITE A تبصرہ AND BECOME A پرستار OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A تبصرہ
YA GET ME???!!!
:)
that بھیڑوں, بھیڑ are the best animal in the world
and
کیلا are the best fruit
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a بھیڑوں, بھیڑ should eat a کیلا what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i love clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"
i think
Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever
i mean ever
happened to the موسیقی business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the موسیقی business
and
بھیڑوں, بھیڑ should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth
SO WRITE A تبصرہ AND BECOME A پرستار OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A تبصرہ
YA GET ME???!!!
:)