Random Matthew Santoro quotes

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Well, I&# 39; m from Canada, so not my problem.
Well, I'm from Canada, so not my problem.
Sir! They&# 39; re coming!! THEY&# 39; RE COMING WITH GUNS!!
Sir! They're coming!! THEY'RE COMING WITH GUNS!!
Vaults closed? Well here&# 39; s my phone number, ID,...
Vaults closed? Well here's my phone number, ID, and my ہوم address!
Where do I go poopsy!?
Where do I go poopsy!?
Sir, I pooped, I wanna flushy!!
Sir, I pooped, I wanna flushy!!
See, always lock the door behind you. Only telling...
See, always lock the door behind you. Only telling whats best baby.
Did آپ walk, drink water, یا breath today? Wow....
Did آپ walk, drink water, یا breath today? Wow. Your a risk taker.
DEATH!! That makes me want to buy a car!
DEATH!! That makes me want to buy a car!
After 4 kids drank beach. And one burnt her face....
After 4 kids drank beach. And one burnt her face. The دکھائیں was cancelled.
I just wasted 5 سیکنڈ of your life. Sue me!
I just wasted 5 سیکنڈ of your life. Sue me!
Your kinda dumb!
Your kinda dumb!
Here&# 39; s amazing facts to blow your mind.
Here's amazing facts to blow your mind.
In Canada if a robber came to our house. We&# 39; re...
In Canada if a robber came to our house. We're most likely offer him a beer.
OhhhooMyGod!!
OhhhooMyGod!!
When someone farts and آپ stick around just for...
When someone farts and آپ stick around just for those extra seconds.
Always greeting people with the same generic...
Always greeting people with the same generic sentence.
When your taking a poop and go on twitter to tell...
When your taking a poop and go on twitter to tell people your taking a poop.
آپ KNOW آپ love the way the gas smells
آپ KNOW آپ love the way the gas smells
آپ farmville fuckers!!
آپ farmville fuckers!!
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