This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter لپیٹ, لفاف کریں Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. آپ cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
قوس قزح Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ارے Fluttershy, آپ smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, آپ are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter لپیٹ, لفاف کریں Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
قوس قزح Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no آپ ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. آپ can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to قوس قزح Dash* Dashie, how's my پسندیدہ biyatch?!
قوس قزح Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help آپ clear the clouds mah nigga.
قوس قزح Dash: Are آپ feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I love you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
قوس قزح Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get آپ back home.
Back at Twilight's درخت home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: آپ got high, and passed out? قوس قزح Dash helped آپ get back ہوم before آپ caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what آپ ramblin' about?
Spike: آپ got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. قوس قزح Dash helped آپ get here before آپ caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck قوس قزح Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a frozen lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* آپ used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't آپ just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about آپ using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing آپ a favor.
Mayor Mare: آپ broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have آپ executed. سے papillon, تیتلی کے style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, آپ out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't آپ heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter لپیٹ, لفاف کریں Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. آپ cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
قوس قزح Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ارے Fluttershy, آپ smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, آپ are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter لپیٹ, لفاف کریں Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
قوس قزح Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no آپ ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. آپ can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to قوس قزح Dash* Dashie, how's my پسندیدہ biyatch?!
قوس قزح Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help آپ clear the clouds mah nigga.
قوس قزح Dash: Are آپ feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I love you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
قوس قزح Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get آپ back home.
Back at Twilight's درخت home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: آپ got high, and passed out? قوس قزح Dash helped آپ get back ہوم before آپ caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what آپ ramblin' about?
Spike: آپ got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. قوس قزح Dash helped آپ get here before آپ caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck قوس قزح Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a frozen lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* آپ used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't آپ just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about آپ using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing آپ a favor.
Mayor Mare: آپ broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have آپ executed. سے papillon, تیتلی کے style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, آپ out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't آپ heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End