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Sean: We're back.
Sean The Hedgehog: And for once, we're using موسیقی from Mario Golf. Our last two shows for this week are My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: It's مزید ponies, and talking trains ladies, and gentlemen.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and قوس قزح Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.
قوس قزح Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
قوس قزح Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would آپ like to be my friend?
قوس قزح Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed to happen! You're supposed to fly around Pornstarville, and avoid this گلابی bitch!
قوس قزح Dash: Why would I do that?
Twilight: The script man, the script!
قوس قزح Dash: I don't like my script. It makes me feel like a bully.
Twilight: Yo, آپ did not just use that word.
قوس قزح Dash: I didn't call آپ a nigg-
Twilight: Not that man!! I mean bully. Who da hell uses that word nowadays?!
قوس قزح Dash: Uh, hundreds of ponies do.
Pinkie Pie: I use it as well, and آپ are being one right now. Leave us alone.
Twilight: Man, آپ two are fucked up in da head! *Walks away*
قوس قزح Dash: What is her problem?
Pinkie Pie: She's black.
Intro
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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
قوس قزح Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ارے Fluttershy, آپ smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, آپ are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
اگلے morning, Pinkie Pie was walking to قوس قزح Dash's cloudhouse while wearing sunglasses with a mustache on it, and blowing confetti everywhere*
قوس قزح Dash: *Sleeping in her bed. When she hears Pinkie Pie, she yawns while waking up with a smile on her face*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag قوس قزح Dash!
قوس قزح Dash: *Goes to a window* Morning Pinkie Pie. Be down in a sec.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.
Once قوس قزح Dash came down, a griffon appeared. It was Gilda.
Gilda: قوس قزح Dash, long time no see.
قوس قزح Dash: Oh hey. I haven't seen آپ in at least ten years.
Pinkie Pie: قوس قزح Dash, an explanation por favor?
قوس قزح Dash: You're German. Why are آپ speaking Spanish?
Gilda: *Laughs* Good point.
Pinkie Pie: Explanation?
قوس قزح Dash: Oh right. Gilda is an old friend of mine from flight school.
Pinkie Pie: An old friend? But she looks very young.
Gilda: *Laughs* I like your sense of humor (Honestly, this ٹٹو is starting to annoy me.)
قوس قزح Dash: Me, and Pinkie Pie are gonna go play pranks on ponies. Wanna شامل میں us?
Gilda: No thanks, I wanna explore this city, and find out where a good place is to eat.
قوس قزح Dash: Suit yourself. We'll see آپ later.
Gilda: We'll?
قوس قزح Dash: Yeah, me, and Pinkie Pie will meet آپ after your lunch.
Gilda: (Fuck!) Okay, great.
As Gilda was finding a good restaurant for lunch, she saw Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: *Helping ducks پار, صلیب a road* Okay little duckies, follow me. Everyone is letting us cross.
Gilda: BOO!!!
Fluttershy: AHHH!!!
Ducks: *Get scared, and fly away*
Fluttershy: Wait ducks, where are آپ going?!
Ducks: *Go into the nail factory*
Fluttershy: Oh no!! They'll get seriously injured!
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Thank goodness, now they can- *See the ducks go into a scissor factory* SCISSOR FACTORY?!!!?
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Phew, that was close. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a factory where bombs get built* Go into a factory for bombs?!!? *Faints*
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: *Wakes up* Oh, they're okay. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a تکیا factory* Oh, a تکیا factory. I know they'll be محفوظ there.
But the factory soon blew up.
Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs away*
Pinkie Pie arrived, and this song started to play: link
Pinkie Pie: Halt!! What is the meaning of this?!
Gilda: None of your business.
Pinkie Pie: It is my business. آپ hurt my friend's feelings, and had her animal دوستوں blown up in a تکیا factory.
Gilda: It was their fault.
Pinkie Pie: آپ scared them!
قوس قزح Dash: *Arrives*
Pinkie Pie: Thank goodness you're here قوس قزح Dash, Gilda is being an asshole.
Gilda: What?!
Pinkie Pie: آپ are being an asshole, and I do not appreciate it.
قوس قزح Dash: *Worried* What did she do?
Pinkie Pie: She scared Fluttershy, and had her بتھ, مرغابی دوستوں blown up at a تکیا factory.
Gilda: She's lying.
قوس قزح Dash: *Looks at the تکیا factory on fire* Oh no she isn't. Why did آپ do it Gilda?
Gilda: She was annoying.
قوس قزح Dash: That's my friend you're talking about.
Gilda: If you're دوستوں with her, I can't be دوستوں with you. *Fights قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: *Fights Gilda*
They made a بادل of smoke during their fight.
Ponies: Go قوس قزح Dash!
Pinkie Pie: Go قوس قزح Dash!
Gilda: Why are they cheering for you?!
قوس قزح Dash: Because I'm awesome, unlike you!
قوس قزح Dash punched Gilda in the face, and the griffon lost a tooth.
Ponies: Yeah!!
Gilda: Fuck this! *Leaves* آپ all suck!
قوس قزح Dash: Not true!
Stop the song
قوس قزح Dash: *Takes a deep breath* Is everyone okay?
Ponies: Yes.
قوس قزح Dash: I'm sorry about Gilda. She was a friend of mine years ago, but after what just happened, she's no longer my friend.
Pinkie Pie: Wait a couple of years, I'm sure آپ will be دوستوں with her again.
قوس قزح Dash: *Confused*
She didn't understand that Pinkie Pie was talking about a certain episode from season 5.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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Sean The Hedgehog: I think this is the only kind of موسیقی we're getting for now.
Sean: Doesn't bother me. I like it.
Sean The Hedgehog: I like it too, but I do prefer the Rock & Roll we had earlier. The final دکھائیں for this week is Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: Try not to get bored سے طرف کی everyone being in black & white.
Episode 8
Thomas Percy & The Coal
It was a beautiful دن on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas The Tank Engine's smart blue paint shone in the sunshine. He arrived at a station, and saw Percy, and Sean.
"Hello Thomas." Called Percy, "You look splendid."
"Yes indeed." Boasted Thomas, "Blue is the only color for an engine."
"I've got some blue, but most of my paint is grey." کہا Sean.
"I like my green paint," Percy replied, "I wouldn't want to be any other color."
"Well, well anyway," Huffed Thomas, "Blue is the only color for a really useful engine. Everyone knows that." And he puffed away importantly. Percy, and Sean just smiled.
Later that day, Percy was shunting some freight cars under a coal chute. Thomas was سے طرف کی him resting.
"Careful," called Thomas cheekily, "Those freight cars could be troublesome."
"Go on, go on" Shouted the freight cars, and pushed Percy.
"And سے طرف کی the way," Called Thomas, "Those buffers don't look محفوظ to me."
But it was too late. Percy ran into the buffer, and went off the tracks. The last load of coal poured from the chute, and onto Thomas.
"Help, help!" Called Thomas. His smart blue paint was getting ruined سے طرف کی the coal dust. "Get me out!"
Percy was worried, but he couldn't stop laughing when he saw Thomas' paint being ruined.
"Ha, ha!" Chuckled Percy, "You don't look really useful now Thomas. آپ look disgraceful."
"I'm not disgraceful!" Spluttered Thomas, "You did that on purpose. Get me out!"
It took so long to clean Thomas, that he wasn't in time for his اگلے train. Rosie had to take Annie, and Clarabel for him. The two coaches were most upset.
Thomas was grumpy at the sheds that night. Sean thought it was a great joke, but Percy was mad at Thomas, for thinking he caused the accident on purpose.
"Fancy, a really useful blue engine becoming a disgrace to Sir Tophamm Hat's railway." کہا Percy.
اگلے morning, Thomas was feeling happy. He saw Percy struggling with a heavy load of freight cars, and he was feeling tired.
"Have a drink," کہا his driver. The water tower was اگلے to a siding, where it ended with unsafe buffers. Percy went to the siding, but the freight cars prevented him from stopping.
"Oh!" Called Percy, as he was being pushed, "Help!"
Percy let off a lot of steam when he got derailed. His wheels were buried deep in coal. It was time for Thomas to go, and he left laughing at what happened to Percy.
That night, the two engines made up their quarrel.
"I didn't cause your accident on purpose Thomas. آپ do know that, don't you?"
"Of course," Chuckled Thomas, "And I'm sorry about what I کہا yesterday. Your green paint looks splendid."
They also learned to be مزید careful with coal.
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Sean The Hedgehog: And we're back.
Sean: And I'm leaving. *Blows his horn twice as he goes backwards*
Sean: What's with him?
قوس قزح Dash: The show's over.
Sean: *Checks his watch* And so it is. See آپ اگلے week.
Sean: We're back.
Sean The Hedgehog: And for once, we're using موسیقی from Mario Golf. Our last two shows for this week are My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: It's مزید ponies, and talking trains ladies, and gentlemen.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and قوس قزح Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.
قوس قزح Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
قوس قزح Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would آپ like to be my friend?
قوس قزح Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed to happen! You're supposed to fly around Pornstarville, and avoid this گلابی bitch!
قوس قزح Dash: Why would I do that?
Twilight: The script man, the script!
قوس قزح Dash: I don't like my script. It makes me feel like a bully.
Twilight: Yo, آپ did not just use that word.
قوس قزح Dash: I didn't call آپ a nigg-
Twilight: Not that man!! I mean bully. Who da hell uses that word nowadays?!
قوس قزح Dash: Uh, hundreds of ponies do.
Pinkie Pie: I use it as well, and آپ are being one right now. Leave us alone.
Twilight: Man, آپ two are fucked up in da head! *Walks away*
قوس قزح Dash: What is her problem?
Pinkie Pie: She's black.
Intro
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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
قوس قزح Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ارے Fluttershy, آپ smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, آپ are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
اگلے morning, Pinkie Pie was walking to قوس قزح Dash's cloudhouse while wearing sunglasses with a mustache on it, and blowing confetti everywhere*
قوس قزح Dash: *Sleeping in her bed. When she hears Pinkie Pie, she yawns while waking up with a smile on her face*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag قوس قزح Dash!
قوس قزح Dash: *Goes to a window* Morning Pinkie Pie. Be down in a sec.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.
Once قوس قزح Dash came down, a griffon appeared. It was Gilda.
Gilda: قوس قزح Dash, long time no see.
قوس قزح Dash: Oh hey. I haven't seen آپ in at least ten years.
Pinkie Pie: قوس قزح Dash, an explanation por favor?
قوس قزح Dash: You're German. Why are آپ speaking Spanish?
Gilda: *Laughs* Good point.
Pinkie Pie: Explanation?
قوس قزح Dash: Oh right. Gilda is an old friend of mine from flight school.
Pinkie Pie: An old friend? But she looks very young.
Gilda: *Laughs* I like your sense of humor (Honestly, this ٹٹو is starting to annoy me.)
قوس قزح Dash: Me, and Pinkie Pie are gonna go play pranks on ponies. Wanna شامل میں us?
Gilda: No thanks, I wanna explore this city, and find out where a good place is to eat.
قوس قزح Dash: Suit yourself. We'll see آپ later.
Gilda: We'll?
قوس قزح Dash: Yeah, me, and Pinkie Pie will meet آپ after your lunch.
Gilda: (Fuck!) Okay, great.
As Gilda was finding a good restaurant for lunch, she saw Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: *Helping ducks پار, صلیب a road* Okay little duckies, follow me. Everyone is letting us cross.
Gilda: BOO!!!
Fluttershy: AHHH!!!
Ducks: *Get scared, and fly away*
Fluttershy: Wait ducks, where are آپ going?!
Ducks: *Go into the nail factory*
Fluttershy: Oh no!! They'll get seriously injured!
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Thank goodness, now they can- *See the ducks go into a scissor factory* SCISSOR FACTORY?!!!?
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Phew, that was close. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a factory where bombs get built* Go into a factory for bombs?!!? *Faints*
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: *Wakes up* Oh, they're okay. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a تکیا factory* Oh, a تکیا factory. I know they'll be محفوظ there.
But the factory soon blew up.
Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs away*
Pinkie Pie arrived, and this song started to play: link
Pinkie Pie: Halt!! What is the meaning of this?!
Gilda: None of your business.
Pinkie Pie: It is my business. آپ hurt my friend's feelings, and had her animal دوستوں blown up in a تکیا factory.
Gilda: It was their fault.
Pinkie Pie: آپ scared them!
قوس قزح Dash: *Arrives*
Pinkie Pie: Thank goodness you're here قوس قزح Dash, Gilda is being an asshole.
Gilda: What?!
Pinkie Pie: آپ are being an asshole, and I do not appreciate it.
قوس قزح Dash: *Worried* What did she do?
Pinkie Pie: She scared Fluttershy, and had her بتھ, مرغابی دوستوں blown up at a تکیا factory.
Gilda: She's lying.
قوس قزح Dash: *Looks at the تکیا factory on fire* Oh no she isn't. Why did آپ do it Gilda?
Gilda: She was annoying.
قوس قزح Dash: That's my friend you're talking about.
Gilda: If you're دوستوں with her, I can't be دوستوں with you. *Fights قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: *Fights Gilda*
They made a بادل of smoke during their fight.
Ponies: Go قوس قزح Dash!
Pinkie Pie: Go قوس قزح Dash!
Gilda: Why are they cheering for you?!
قوس قزح Dash: Because I'm awesome, unlike you!
قوس قزح Dash punched Gilda in the face, and the griffon lost a tooth.
Ponies: Yeah!!
Gilda: Fuck this! *Leaves* آپ all suck!
قوس قزح Dash: Not true!
Stop the song
قوس قزح Dash: *Takes a deep breath* Is everyone okay?
Ponies: Yes.
قوس قزح Dash: I'm sorry about Gilda. She was a friend of mine years ago, but after what just happened, she's no longer my friend.
Pinkie Pie: Wait a couple of years, I'm sure آپ will be دوستوں with her again.
قوس قزح Dash: *Confused*
She didn't understand that Pinkie Pie was talking about a certain episode from season 5.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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Sean The Hedgehog: I think this is the only kind of موسیقی we're getting for now.
Sean: Doesn't bother me. I like it.
Sean The Hedgehog: I like it too, but I do prefer the Rock & Roll we had earlier. The final دکھائیں for this week is Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: Try not to get bored سے طرف کی everyone being in black & white.
Episode 8
Thomas Percy & The Coal
It was a beautiful دن on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas The Tank Engine's smart blue paint shone in the sunshine. He arrived at a station, and saw Percy, and Sean.
"Hello Thomas." Called Percy, "You look splendid."
"Yes indeed." Boasted Thomas, "Blue is the only color for an engine."
"I've got some blue, but most of my paint is grey." کہا Sean.
"I like my green paint," Percy replied, "I wouldn't want to be any other color."
"Well, well anyway," Huffed Thomas, "Blue is the only color for a really useful engine. Everyone knows that." And he puffed away importantly. Percy, and Sean just smiled.
Later that day, Percy was shunting some freight cars under a coal chute. Thomas was سے طرف کی him resting.
"Careful," called Thomas cheekily, "Those freight cars could be troublesome."
"Go on, go on" Shouted the freight cars, and pushed Percy.
"And سے طرف کی the way," Called Thomas, "Those buffers don't look محفوظ to me."
But it was too late. Percy ran into the buffer, and went off the tracks. The last load of coal poured from the chute, and onto Thomas.
"Help, help!" Called Thomas. His smart blue paint was getting ruined سے طرف کی the coal dust. "Get me out!"
Percy was worried, but he couldn't stop laughing when he saw Thomas' paint being ruined.
"Ha, ha!" Chuckled Percy, "You don't look really useful now Thomas. آپ look disgraceful."
"I'm not disgraceful!" Spluttered Thomas, "You did that on purpose. Get me out!"
It took so long to clean Thomas, that he wasn't in time for his اگلے train. Rosie had to take Annie, and Clarabel for him. The two coaches were most upset.
Thomas was grumpy at the sheds that night. Sean thought it was a great joke, but Percy was mad at Thomas, for thinking he caused the accident on purpose.
"Fancy, a really useful blue engine becoming a disgrace to Sir Tophamm Hat's railway." کہا Percy.
اگلے morning, Thomas was feeling happy. He saw Percy struggling with a heavy load of freight cars, and he was feeling tired.
"Have a drink," کہا his driver. The water tower was اگلے to a siding, where it ended with unsafe buffers. Percy went to the siding, but the freight cars prevented him from stopping.
"Oh!" Called Percy, as he was being pushed, "Help!"
Percy let off a lot of steam when he got derailed. His wheels were buried deep in coal. It was time for Thomas to go, and he left laughing at what happened to Percy.
That night, the two engines made up their quarrel.
"I didn't cause your accident on purpose Thomas. آپ do know that, don't you?"
"Of course," Chuckled Thomas, "And I'm sorry about what I کہا yesterday. Your green paint looks splendid."
They also learned to be مزید careful with coal.
Song: link
Sean The Hedgehog: And we're back.
Sean: And I'm leaving. *Blows his horn twice as he goes backwards*
Sean: What's with him?
قوس قزح Dash: The show's over.
Sean: *Checks his watch* And so it is. See آپ اگلے week.
