Song (Start at 0:02): link
Sean: *Stops at a station*
Master Sword: *Standing اگلے to Tom* Hiya!
Sean: What are آپ two doing back here?
Tom: I don't know about Master Sword, but I have returned to host Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. We'll be دکھانا the سب, سب سے اوپر four episodes of On The Block.
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are دوستوں live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I کہا last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick پچھواڑے, گدا with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*
Assholes
Starring
Tom Foolery as Stanley Yelnats IV
Cosmic قوس قزح as Hector "Zero"
Blaze as David "Dave" Lizewski / Kick پچھواڑے, گدا
Saten Twist as Damon Macready / Big Daddy
Master Sword as Chris D'Amico / Red Mist
Heartsong as Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl
Mortomis as Mr. Sir
Sunny as Louise Walker
Double Scoop as Dr. Pendanski
At Camp Greenlake, Stanley, and Zero were digging holes with other prisoners when...
Mr. Sir: *Bringing مزید prisoners to the hole* See what they're doing?! That's what آپ need to do in order to build مزید character.
David: I thought آپ were supposed to draw a character. Not build one.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Sir: آپ assholes get into that hole, یا I'll kick your پچھواڑے, گدا in the asshole.
Audience: *Laughing*
David: Okay.
The new prisoners got in, and introduced themselves.
David: I'm David.
Damon: I'm Damon.
Chris: I'm Chris.
Mindy: I'm Mindy.
Stanley: Pretty generic introductions, but whatever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hector: What did آپ get in trouble for?
David: Being superheroes.
Chris: They thought we were pretending.
David: And they didn't like my superhero name.
Stanley: What?
David: Kick ass.
Hector: Do آپ really kick ass.
David: Do آپ really wanna find out?
Audience: *Laughing*
Dr. Pendanski: *Arrives* ارے Zero, can آپ remember my name?
Hector: No. I'm leaving. *Runs away*
Damon: What's his problem?
Stanley: He's been getting insulted all of the time, because he doesn't know how to read.
Louise Walker: *Arrives* Where is Zero going?
Dr. Pendanski: I don't know. Who cares about him?
Stanley: I do. I'm going to save him. *Runs off*
Dr. Pendanski: Call in the guards.
David: Not so fast!
Then David, Chris, Damon, and Mindy got into their superhero costumes.
Mr. Sir: Wait a sec! You're not supposed to do that.
Kick Ass: And why not?
Mr. Sir: You're prisoners.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Daddy: Not anymore.
Louise Walker: *Sets Big Daddy on fire* Get back to being a hated actor Nicholas Cage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Daddy: I don't know what you're talking about!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kick Ass: *Punches Louise Walker*
Red Mist: *Kicks Mr. Sir*
Hit Girl: *Shoots Dr. Pendanski*
Kick Ass: What was that for?
Hit Girl: I thought we were supposed to kill them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kick Ass: This is why female superheroes suck. They're clueless!
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Red Mist: Should we find Stanley, and Zero?
Kick Ass: No. He needs to save Zero, and do whatever it is he does in that movie. We have our own movie to worry about.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the اگلے part of this episode, Sunny tries to hire a cleaning maid for her home.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 8: Beggers Can't Be Choosers (And Vice Versa)
Sunny: *Watching TV, and hears somepony knocking on her door* Come in.
Mexican Mare: Hola, I am here for the cleaning job.
Sunny: Alright, let's start the interview.
Mexican Mare: No, no. Start it without me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: But you're supposed to be in it. Do آپ want the job?
Mexican Mare: No, I forgot why I came here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: آپ remind me of somepony from some دکھائیں I used to watch, but I can't remember.
Mexican Mare: No, I don't remind آپ of anypony.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Alright, get outta here.
Half an گھنٹہ later.
Sunny: *Playing Grand Theft Auto 5 on the PS4* I love the new first person view for this game. *Hears somepony knocking on her door* Come in.
Annie: *Walks in*
Sunny: *Pauses game* Oh, Annie. How are you?
Annie: I'm good. I heard آپ needed somepony to help clean, so I decided to come down, and apply for the job.
Sunny: Perfect. I'll start the interview.
Annie: Why interview me? آپ know almost everything about me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Alright, آپ got the job.
Audience: *Clapping*
Annie started to clean, while Sunny went back to playing GTA 5.
Sunny: *Flying an airplane*
Annie: *Sees ویژن ٹیلی set, and starts to clean the screen while Sunny plays the game*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Can آپ clean that later? I have to drop off weapons to some ponies.
Annie: Can't آپ pause the game?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Ugh! *Pauses game. She grabs a Nintendo 3DS, and starts playing Pokemon*
Annie: *Finishes cleaning television, but starts to clean the 3DS*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: What are آپ doing?!
Annie: I have to clean your 3DS.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Clean something, that I'm not using. Okay?
Annie: Alright, fine. My god. *Goes to clean the bathroom*
Sunny: Finally. *Continues playing GTA 5*
A flushing noise was heard, but suddenly, water started coming out of the bathroom.
Sunny: What the f**k?!!?
Annie: I think your toilet is clogged!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: آپ know what?! You're fired. آپ suck at this job.
Annie: What did I do wrong?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: آپ know what? Just drown in there.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic قوس قزح as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Corporal Agarn was feeling bored, and decided to go see the Captain.
Captain Parmenter: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: I am sick, and tired of the army.
Captain Parmenter: What for?
Corporal Agarn: We're supposed to kill ponies right?
Captain Parmenter: Not necessarily. Only if they try to attack us.
Corporal Agarn: There's no action here! All we do is just stand around, watching for something that isn't even coming towards us, and hope that the food is good. I'm just walking around in a circle, like a doughnut, with جیلی inside it of course.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: If آپ were to leave the army, what would آپ do?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know, but I know for a fact, that I won't have to deal with Dobbs, and his terrible skills with the bugle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Speaking of Dobbs playing his bugle, that's exactly what he was doing.
Corporal Agarn: آپ see what I'm talking about?!
Captain Parmenter: Okay, so Dobbs is bad at playing at the bugle, but I'm not covinced about the no action thing happening.
Corporal Agarn: The last time somepony attacked us was two years ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks into office, and looks at Corporal Agarn* No sign of the enemy Captain!
Corporal Agarn: I'm Corporal Agarn Vanderbilt!
Corporal Vanderbilt: Ooh, Captain, I didn't know آپ did impressions.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: I'm not impersonating anypony Vanderbilt. I'm over here.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks towards Captain Parmenter, walks into his desk, and falls on the ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Are آپ alright Vanderbilt?
Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Yep. No sign of the enemy sir. *Walks away, and crashes into the door*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: آپ see what I'm talking about here?!
Captain Parmenter: آپ better talk to the sarge about it.
Corporal Agarn: But you're the commanding officer!
Captain Parmenter: But the sarge is older then I am, and has مزید knowledge on military regulations then I do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: How does that work out?!
Audience: *Laughing*
So Agarn went to Sargent O' Rourke
Sargent O' Rourke: آپ can't leave the army. Not after the business we started.
Corporal Agarn: What business?
Sargent O' Rourke: O' Rourke Enterprises. We have so many valuables to sell, that we could be multimillionaires.
Corporal Agarn: What's a multimillionaire?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Why don't آپ stay in the army, and find out?
Corporal Agarn: Okay, I will.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Shoots ground near Corporal Agarn*
Corporal Agarn: What are آپ trying to do Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: Duffy چرا لیا, چوری کی my money, and now I'm going to murder him.
Corporal Agarn: That would work, if he was an ant.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the بگل, قرنا poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning آپ Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game دکھائیں wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
قوس قزح Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real بارن, گودام burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have قوس قزح Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: Hey, who are آپ calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: In سیکنڈ place with negative $46,700 is Tom Selleck.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: *Holding pen like a microphone* I am a little slow Alex, but I think I will catch up with Double Jeopardy.
Alex: I see you've managed to let most of your money, runaway.
Tom: I'm sorry, what's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Oh, I'm sorry. I was make a pun to the عنوان of your movie, Runaway.
Tom: I don't know what that is.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The movie آپ were in, Runaway.
Tom: *Continues holding pen like microphone* Oh, haha. Ha, I still don't understand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Sees Tom holding pen like a microphone* That's fine. Oh, and Tom, that is a pen, not a microphone.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And, in last place with negative $69.. Oh brother, Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: Wooo!!! *Clapping*
Alex: *Notices Sean's score* Negative 69? Okay, that's not your score.
Sean: 69 is how I scored with your grand daughter last night.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Alex: Let's just اقدام on to the categories for double jeopardy. They are...
Potent Potables
Sounds That Kittens Make
Twinkle Twinkle Little Blank
Catch These Men
Alex: Every answer is a stallion on the FBI's most wanted list, so let's just forget that category. I'm not sure that would turn out well.
Sean: I turned out your grand daughter last night!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm ignoring you.
Sean: It's a prison term, it means I have her working as a prostitute for a job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm going to pretend I never heard that, and continue on with the rest of the categories for Double Jeopardy.
States That End In Hampshire
What Color Is Green
And Purple Alicorns
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: قوس قزح Dash, let's start with you.
قوس قزح Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
قوس قزح Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
قوس قزح Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
قوس قزح Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Great. Fine. Okay, Tom, let's just go with you.
Tom: Well, where are we going?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No-nowhere. Pick a category.
Tom: Okay, I'll take 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For what category?
Tom: Video daily double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I had such high hopes for you. Let's just do states that end in Hampshire for 200. This is the only state that ends in Hampshire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Rings in* South Hampshire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Tom: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What is South Hampshire?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, no.
قوس قزح Dash: *Rings in*
Alex: قوس قزح Dash.
قوس قزح Dash: Hampshire England.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, no. That's not in the United States.
قوس قزح Dash: *Talks like an australian* I'm sorry govna, please get me مزید cider. Can I have some more?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No. Sean The Hedgehog, will آپ pick a category?
Sean: I'll take Catch The Semen for 800!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: It's not Catch The Semen.
Sean: Is that why your mane is white Trebek?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Tom Selleck, will آپ pick a category? And he has his hoof stuck in a اچار jar.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Uh, it's on my hoof.
Alex: Where did آپ get that اچار jar?
Tom: Uh, I wanted a pickle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Tom Tom, let go of it.
Tom: *Grabs pickle, and let's go of jar*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, not the jar. Let go of the pickle.
Tom: But I want a pickle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We can't keep playing if آپ don't let go of the pickle.
Sean: That's what your grand daughter کہا last night!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: آپ know what? قوس قزح Dash, آپ take the board.
قوس قزح Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular, and Tom Selleck is caught in a dry cleaning bag.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Can someone help him?
Tom: *Stuck in bag*
Alex: No one can help him?
Tom: *Gets out of bag, and rings in*
Alex: I didn't ask آپ anything yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: That's okay. Give me famous Chinese ponies for 200.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There is no category for chinese ponies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And there would never be anything that offensive.
Tom: *Rings in* Who is Pat Merida?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: First of all, Pat Merida was japanese, not chinese.
Tom: *Rings in* Who is Mel Gibson?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Good lord.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just اقدام onto final jeopardy. Nonsense words. Just write a series of letters. As long as it's not a word, آپ will win.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And as I am reasonably certain, that آپ will get this wrong, I want to get this over with as soon as possible.
The گھنٹی, بیل rang, and everypony ran out of time.
Alex: Let's see what rare gems our contestants have mined today.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: قوس قزح Dash, let's see your nonsense word. Hoda Kotb. That's not a nonsense word. She's the co host of The Today Show.
قوس قزح Dash: Kotb? That's a nonsense word. Where's the vowel?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And آپ wagered.. آپ wagered that you'll be passed out in an hour.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: *Talks with a southern accent* Yer darn tootin partner. I like cowboys.
Alex: Great. Tom Selleck, let's see what آپ wrote down... Wait, Tom Selleck just disappeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: No, he was never here.
Alex: Yes he was.
Sean: No he wasn't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Alright then, let's see what آپ wrote down. IOISSSB.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well. That is a nonsense word. Judges? Yes, this counts as a nonsense word.
Sean: Well, I thought آپ could use it friend.
Alex: Well, thank you. Thank آپ Sean.
Sean: You're welcome.
Alex: Let's see what my friend, Sean wagered.
IOISSSB turned out to be part of a drawing Sean made of himself taking a shit on Alex Trebek's grave.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: If I am looking at that correctly, that is آپ letting out a number 2 on my grave.
Sean: It was right after I had sex with your grand daughter Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, that's it. Show's over, good night.
Audience: *Clapping*
پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring قوس قزح Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic قوس قزح as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Idea for this skit سے طرف کی Purrloinedlove.
Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.
Mercury: I've been looking آگے to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in بستر together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking آگے to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for آپ maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this ٹٹو that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: آپ have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd went down into Compton where the ٹٹو living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at سے طرف کی the ٹٹو living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.
House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if آپ can fail at life. *Aiming رائفل at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots مزید workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*
Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.
Back at the پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn.
Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to منسوخ our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give آپ a private دکھائیں for free.
George: Fine سے طرف کی me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.
Aina was writing down a christmas list.
Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the اگلے episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like آپ during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely, Aina.
Master Sword: *Walks in* That's a shitty christmas list!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Sad* Why?
Master Sword: آپ need to have مزید then one thing آپ want for Hearths Warming Eve!
Aina: It's Christmas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: And you're even trying to change the name of this glorious holiday. What is the matter with you?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Cries, and runs away*
Master Sword: *Writes down his Hearths Warming Eve list* Dear Santa, this letter is from a friend of Aina, but keep in mind that she is an idiot, and has no clue about the true meaning of this holiday.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I want a brand new laptop, a golden watch, a suit with a tie, and hat to go with it, a DVD with the first season of The Streets Of San Franciscolt on it, a box of legos, and a Glock 17.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Smith & Wesson is crap, unless it's a 500, یا a .44.
Audience: *Laughing*
After writing down his christmas list, Master Sword went to the nearest mailbox, so he could send his letter to Santa.
Master Sword: *About to put his letter in the mailbox*
Mortomis: *Pops out of the mailbox* Hi there!
Master Sword: AH!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: What are آپ doing in there?
Mortomis: Playing hide & seek with Tom.
Master Sword: You're not exactly hiding with your head sticking out of there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I was checking to make sure he was not anywhere near me.
Tom: *Arrives* Found آپ Mortomis.
Mortomis: *Glaring at Master Sword*
Master Sword: You're not going to do what I think you're going to do... Are you?
Mortomis: آپ just f**ked up big time! *Dives onto Master Sword*
Tom: *Looks at Audience* Well, so much for no violence.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: That's all the time we have for today. See آپ in the اگلے episode.
Audience: *Clapping*
The End
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, آپ already کہا that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...
Three منٹ later, this song was playing: link
Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Stop the song
Master Sword: *Next to Tom again in front of the house*
Tom: What can I say? آپ told me to try to come up with something new, and I did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't think the audience will take too kindly on seeing one of the hosts get eaten سے طرف کی a shark.
Tom: But they were laughing. They did like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm done talking to you. Today's crossover parody is James and The Giant Apple.
Tom: We combine the episode Apples To The Core with the Disney movie, James and The Giant Peach.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Time to begin.
James and The Giant سیب, ایپل
Starring
Pipsqueak as James
Aina as Spiker
Mrs. Cake as Sponge
Tom Foolery as The Narrator
and everyone else as theirselves
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a young گدھے کو, گدھی that was abused سے طرف کی his two aunts. Where are his parents آپ ask? They died.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: This ghost from the sky killed them, which honestly doesn't make any sense, but it's a Disney film, so don't سوال it's story line.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The ghost was a rhinoceros سے طرف کی the way, I think آپ oughta know that. Anyway, after his daily slave labor, James was leaning on a stone wall, looking in front of him, seeing a nice city. The house he, and his aunts lived in was on سب, سب سے اوپر of a hill, and both the house, and ہل, لندن looked like shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Looking at everything down the hill* Every part of the world would be better for me to live in. I don't want to stay here forever. I want to leave as quickly as possible.
Narrator: *Appears اگلے to James* What's stopping you?
James: Ah! *Falls down*
Narrator: Don't be frightened, I'm just a narrator that appears out of nowhere to talk to others.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I have something for you. *Gives James a bag* There's lots of magic in those bugs آپ see. Take it to your room, and make your wish to leave this dreadful place as quickly as آپ can. *Looks around him, and see that everything looks like shit* Actually, آپ better make it quicker then quickly as آپ can.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Runs toward his house, and trips*
Bugs: *Going into the ground*
James: Wait! Don't go!!
Spiker: Who are آپ yelling at?!
James: Uh.....
Sponge: Get up!
James: *Gets up*
Then, an سیب, ایپل starts to grow off of the درخت near James.
Spiker: How is that happening?!
James: *Thinks* (It must be from those bugs in the bag the narrator gave to me.)
After supper, James went outside to investigate.
James: *Goes inside the apple. He starts to hear ponies arguing*
Twilight: Nigga, I still say this episode should be cancelled!
Applejack: Just because آپ only appear in the beginning? That's a dumb reason to have somethin' cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I don't want Apples To Zhe Core to be cancelled. Zhere is a wonderful song we sing together.
James: *Gets toward an edge, and falls down*
Big Macintosh: *Looks at James* Who the hell is that?
James: Wait! Don't hurt me. I was دیا this bag of magic bugs, and it made this big سیب, ایپل appear.
Applejack: Actually, that all happened, because of Twilight's magic. As for those bugs, I ain't sure where they went.
Twilight: Sorry man, but they're probably gone.
Spiker: JAAAAAAMES?????!?!!?!
James: Uh oh.
His two aunts were outside looking for him.
Applebloom: We gotta get out of here.
Granny Smith: But how?
Twilight: Man, I got an idea. *Makes the stem of the سیب, ایپل disappear which makes the سیب, ایپل fall off the tree, and roll around the hill*
Spiker: *Runs toward the car*
Sponge: *Gets in the car* Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: I کہا start the damn car!
Spiker: آپ shouldn't curse. We are in a Disney movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: Just start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start* I think it will only start if آپ say please. Again, this is a Disney movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: *Sighs, annoyed* Please, start the car.
Spiker: *Starts the car, and drives away*
The سیب, ایپل crushed the car they were driving away in.
Spiker: *Sticks her head out of the car's roof* Oh, so this is what it feels like to be squashed سے طرف کی fruit. Get it? Squash?
Narrator: That wasn't funny. As for James, who met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Applebloom, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, and Twilight Sparkle, they got to Manehattan in the big apple.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Narrator: They live in Central Park, with the سیب, ایپل as their house. Twilight Sparkle used her magic to keep the سیب, ایپل fresh, so it won't expire, and turn into shit, like James' old house.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the اگلے part of this episode
Mortomis explains to us his favorite, and least پسندیدہ time of history.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 25: سے طرف کی The Time We Get There...
Tom: *In a Prius being driven سے طرف کی Master Sword* It'll be too late.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Come on. We'll make it to Mortomis' house in time.
Tom: Not in this thing. Now if we had Saten Twist's car, we'd get there with no struggle.
Master Sword: It's too old. No, to get from one place to another, آپ need a Prius. *Notices his car breaks down, then he catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Put yourself out before آپ kill us.
43 منٹ later at Mortomis' house
Mortomis: What the hell took آپ two so long?
Tom: It's all Master Sword's fault. He drove us here in a Prius.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I'm sorry for your misfortune.
Master Sword: Why did آپ invite us here anyway? On the phone, آپ کہا آپ had something special for us.
Mortomis: That I do. I'm working on a special project about my favorite, and least پسندیدہ decades of the past. *Starts playing a video*
This was the entire video
Mortomis: *Narrating* Mortomis' favorite, and least پسندیدہ decades of the past. One of my پسندیدہ decades of the past is the 1870's. We got lots of cool movies, and TV shows about the wild west, and everything else that happened around that time period. My سیکنڈ پسندیدہ is the 1940's.
Tom: (This is boring. I'd rather watch The Descendants.)
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: We won world war 2. That is all. My final پسندیدہ is the 1980's. I was born in 1982, and got my first girlfriend three years after that. We had sex one week after we met
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Now for my least پسندیدہ decades of the past, starting with the 1930's. Everything about this decade sucks, because of the Great Depression. And one مزید thing, Heil Hitler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: سیکنڈ least پسندیدہ is the 1990's. It was a very weird time. Everything was weird.
Master Sword: آپ کہا weird twice.
Mortomis: Shut up, and watch the video. *Sees Tom, and Master Sword sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: F**k. We might as well get the skits started, beginning with The Story Of Corporal Agarn. Who knows? آپ might see Master Sword catch on آگ کے, آگ again.
Audience: *Laughing*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic قوس قزح as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously
Corporal Agarn: ارے Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they کہا they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came سے طرف کی to see the ammunition آپ have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told آپ Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want آپ to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Part 2
Corporal Agarn: *With Sargent O' Rourke* Wait, there's ten Comanches, and two of us. Shouldn't we have brought reinforcements with us?
Sargent O' Rourke: We're going to sneak past them. That can't be accomplished if we have مزید ponies with us.
Corporal Agarn: How do we sneak past them?
Sargent O' Rourke: I'll think of something.
Meanwhile at the Hikawi camp
Crazy Cat: This is great. We will have four diamonds, and we will be extremely rich.
Wild Eagle: I still feel bad about lying to Agarn, and O' Rourke.
Crazy Cat: They're soldiers. They can defend themselves.
Wild Eagle: Against the Comanches? They're animals. Even a real animal can see that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives with Vanderbilt* Hello chief.
Wild Eagle: Ah, Captain. We haven't seen much of you. How goes everything at Fort Courage?
Captain Parmenter: Everything is fine, but we're missing Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke.
Corporal Vanderbilt: I think I see them Captain. *Walks toward a tree, and shakes a low branch* Agarn, how nice to see آپ again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Vanderbilt, that's a tree.
Corporal Vanderbilt: Oh, I knew that. *Walks to a bush* Hi Sargent.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Do آپ know where they might be?
Wild Eagle: I sent them to find two diamonds, in a cave, protected سے طرف کی Comanche Indians.
Captain Parmenter: سے طرف کی theirselves?!
Crazy Cat: They'll be alright captain.
Captain Parmenter: I know O' Rourke is good negotiating with Indians, but he's with Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: So?
Captain Parmenter: آپ clearly don't know Agarn as well as I do.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the اگلے episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the بگل, قرنا poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning آپ Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed سے طرف کی any actors.
Today's game: Gran Turismo 6
Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is شامل میں this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when آپ get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, آپ get kicked out of the lobby سے طرف کی the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience: *Laughing*
As the camera switches to game footage from Sean's TV, they both شامل میں the cop server.
Mortomis: آپ know how some people don't have those safety cars?
Sean: Yeah, they have to use a car with a certain color.
Mortomis: If it's black, I'm using my Cadillac. The Cien.
Sean: Well, that oughta be fun.
Mortomis: But not for the racers.
Audience: *Laughing*
The ہے رہا ہو لوڈ screen goes away, and it shows the main menu for the online server they're in.
Fox335: We're in. Hi everyone.
Players: Hello.
Kadillack: Can we be cops?
Ghost-Toast: Sure.
Fox335: *Driving a BMW M4 Safety Car*
Kadillack: *Driving a black Cadillac Cien*
Brother92: Kadillack, I thought آپ wanted to be a cop.
Kadillack: I am, I'm undercover.
Ghost-Toast: آپ need a car like Fox's. It has to have the lights on سب, سب سے اوپر of it.
Kadillack: Can't I go undercover? *The pitch in his voice gets higher* Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ghost-Toast: *Annoyed* Okay, آپ can use the Caddy.
Kadillack: *Sends a message to Fox335*
Fox335: *Reads the message. It says, We got him angry already.*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
The track they were driving on was Circuit De La Sarthe
Fox335: *Sees a car parked in the grass, and stops in front of it* What are آپ doing?
VGV85: I'm waiting for a friend.
Fox335: What for?
VGV85: So he can دکھائیں me this car he has.
Fox335: I don't believe you. Is he giving آپ drugs?
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: آپ mean illegal drugs?
Fox335: Yes, illegal drugs. That's the only kind of drugs there are.
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: No آپ bastard.
Fox335: Okay, I'm going to give آپ two tickets. One for dealing with illegal drugs-
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: -and the other one is for calling me a bastard. If آپ get one مزید ticket, the host will kick آپ out of here.
VGV85: This is bullshit!
Fox335: Use of profanity, that's your third ticket. Host! Kick this guy! He got three tickets.
VGV85: But I didn't do anything! *Gets kicked out of the lobby*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Kadillack: *On the straightaway, he pushes an Audi into the دیوار which makes him stop. He stops right in front of him.*
98349834: What the hell was that man?
Kadillack: Can I see your driver's license, and registration sir?
98349834: Why did آپ push me into the wall?
Kadillack: آپ were speeding.
98349834: Yeah, but آپ ruined the front end of my car.
Kadillack: Well, you're driving an Audi, آپ do that to everyone else.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: What's that supposed to mean?!
Kadillack: You're a douchebag, that's what it means.
Players: *Laughing*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Guys, this isn't funny!
Kadillack: Sure it is. I'm giving آپ a ticket for speeding, and a ticket for driving an Audi. Get a different car now.
98349834: Fine!
90 سیکنڈ later
98349834: *Driving a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle*
Fox335: *Pushes the Volkswagen into the sand*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Really?!!?
Fox335: That's even worse then an Audi. I'm giving آپ a 3rd ticket for driving a piece of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: NO!!
Ghost-Toast: آپ got three tickets man, you're getting kicked.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: *Gets kicked*
Fox335: That was fun, but I have to go now.
Kadillack: Yeah, me too.
Ghost-Toast: Aw man. I hope آپ شامل میں my lobby again.
Up اگلے is Golfing
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic قوس قزح as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.
Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? آپ do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm مزید used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: آپ know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could work.
Chip: *Hits the ball* Get in the hole آپ white bastard.
But a breeze pushed the ball back, and it landed in the bunker.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: And, what آپ کہا to the golf ball sounded strange. It would make مزید sense if the ball was black, and آپ کہا black bastard.
Audience: *Whistling, cheering, and clapping*
Chip: *Looks at the bunker* That's not our only problem. We're short on sand.
After the match, they talked to Olson, and Caddy about it while sitting at a میز, جدول in the club.
Olson: We were just dealing with the same thing.
Caddy: I talked to the owner, but he didn't say a word back.
Otis: Perhaps he was too nervous.
Caddy: He looked مزید angry to me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Chip: Do آپ think he'll do anything about it?
Otis: He was angry. I doubt it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Otis: Then we'll have to do it for him.
اگلے day, they were at the bunker with the short amount of sand. Each ٹٹو was carrying two buckets of sand.
Chip: Hold up, I think we have the wrong type of sand.
Otis: Wrong type? There's only one type of sand. The type that prevents golf balls from going to the right place!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Caddy: They both look the same to me.
Chip: I will be the judge of that.
Otis: Fine. آپ want to make things complicated? Be my guess.
Olson: If that sand is different from the one we have, we'll get different sand. Satisfied?
Chip: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: We should have gotten the right sand in the first place. *Gets into the bunker, and feels the sand* It's very smooth. Now let's feel the sand we have in our buckets. *Puts his hoof in the bucket* Wrong sand!
Otis: Really, let me try. *Feels the sand in the bucket* Oh. It feels different, because it's wet.
Chip: So we can't use it.
But the others poured the sand into the sand trap anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: *Shocked, making a face just like this: link *
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Otis: Okay Chip, time to go home. *Leaves with Olson, and Caddy*
Chip: *Stands still like a statue, and falls down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Tom has some things to tell آپ
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword
Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, آپ need to screw up مزید when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to آپ buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll دکھائیں an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, یا just give آپ the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we talking about again?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Actually, the way it really works is this.
A cartoon comic book now appears with the عنوان being...
Tom: Facts on CHiPs.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: *Flips some pages in the comic book* Did آپ know that when Jebediah Turner first appeared in Season 3, he never had a single accident while driving around in his police car? Then in Season 4, this happened.
Jebediah: *His car was airborne, but it crashes on a street, damaging the front end severly. Next, he's looking for something in the backyard of an abandoned house, but three guys steal his police car*
Tom: I guess he ran out of luck, just like all of us sometimes.
Jebediah: *Appears اگلے to Tom* Wait. Why are cartoon horses doing a review on a دکھائیں about humans, from 38 years ago?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Who gives a damn? اگلے on the facts is Watchmojo.com. They say that مکڑی Man 3 is terrible, because there's too many villains. Well what the hell is wrong with آپ guys?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: آپ got the sand man, and that homosexual photographer, I think his name is Ed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just two villains. That's it, and the سیکنڈ guy doesn't even turn evil until the ending after مکڑی Man gets rid of the black costume. These guys at Watchmojo.com are idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: مکڑی Man gets a real bad پچھواڑے, گدا costume from whatever that black shit is, and James Franco's performance as Harry Osborne was also bad ass. مکڑی Man 3 is a good movie. Case dismissed.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Finally on The Facts, the My Little Pornstar movie is finally finished. Tirek is much better in this then he is in the season 4 finale of My Little Pony. And that's the end.
The comic book closes, and we return to Tom, and Master Sword in the house.
Master Sword: That's all we have for today. We'll see آپ in the اگلے episode.
Tom: Which is also the season 2 finale.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production
The Leader In پرستار Fictions
Sean: *Stops at a station*
Master Sword: *Standing اگلے to Tom* Hiya!
Sean: What are آپ two doing back here?
Tom: I don't know about Master Sword, but I have returned to host Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. We'll be دکھانا the سب, سب سے اوپر four episodes of On The Block.
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are دوستوں live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I کہا last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick پچھواڑے, گدا with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*
Assholes
Starring
Tom Foolery as Stanley Yelnats IV
Cosmic قوس قزح as Hector "Zero"
Blaze as David "Dave" Lizewski / Kick پچھواڑے, گدا
Saten Twist as Damon Macready / Big Daddy
Master Sword as Chris D'Amico / Red Mist
Heartsong as Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl
Mortomis as Mr. Sir
Sunny as Louise Walker
Double Scoop as Dr. Pendanski
At Camp Greenlake, Stanley, and Zero were digging holes with other prisoners when...
Mr. Sir: *Bringing مزید prisoners to the hole* See what they're doing?! That's what آپ need to do in order to build مزید character.
David: I thought آپ were supposed to draw a character. Not build one.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Sir: آپ assholes get into that hole, یا I'll kick your پچھواڑے, گدا in the asshole.
Audience: *Laughing*
David: Okay.
The new prisoners got in, and introduced themselves.
David: I'm David.
Damon: I'm Damon.
Chris: I'm Chris.
Mindy: I'm Mindy.
Stanley: Pretty generic introductions, but whatever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hector: What did آپ get in trouble for?
David: Being superheroes.
Chris: They thought we were pretending.
David: And they didn't like my superhero name.
Stanley: What?
David: Kick ass.
Hector: Do آپ really kick ass.
David: Do آپ really wanna find out?
Audience: *Laughing*
Dr. Pendanski: *Arrives* ارے Zero, can آپ remember my name?
Hector: No. I'm leaving. *Runs away*
Damon: What's his problem?
Stanley: He's been getting insulted all of the time, because he doesn't know how to read.
Louise Walker: *Arrives* Where is Zero going?
Dr. Pendanski: I don't know. Who cares about him?
Stanley: I do. I'm going to save him. *Runs off*
Dr. Pendanski: Call in the guards.
David: Not so fast!
Then David, Chris, Damon, and Mindy got into their superhero costumes.
Mr. Sir: Wait a sec! You're not supposed to do that.
Kick Ass: And why not?
Mr. Sir: You're prisoners.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Daddy: Not anymore.
Louise Walker: *Sets Big Daddy on fire* Get back to being a hated actor Nicholas Cage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Daddy: I don't know what you're talking about!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kick Ass: *Punches Louise Walker*
Red Mist: *Kicks Mr. Sir*
Hit Girl: *Shoots Dr. Pendanski*
Kick Ass: What was that for?
Hit Girl: I thought we were supposed to kill them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kick Ass: This is why female superheroes suck. They're clueless!
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Red Mist: Should we find Stanley, and Zero?
Kick Ass: No. He needs to save Zero, and do whatever it is he does in that movie. We have our own movie to worry about.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the اگلے part of this episode, Sunny tries to hire a cleaning maid for her home.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 8: Beggers Can't Be Choosers (And Vice Versa)
Sunny: *Watching TV, and hears somepony knocking on her door* Come in.
Mexican Mare: Hola, I am here for the cleaning job.
Sunny: Alright, let's start the interview.
Mexican Mare: No, no. Start it without me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: But you're supposed to be in it. Do آپ want the job?
Mexican Mare: No, I forgot why I came here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: آپ remind me of somepony from some دکھائیں I used to watch, but I can't remember.
Mexican Mare: No, I don't remind آپ of anypony.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Alright, get outta here.
Half an گھنٹہ later.
Sunny: *Playing Grand Theft Auto 5 on the PS4* I love the new first person view for this game. *Hears somepony knocking on her door* Come in.
Annie: *Walks in*
Sunny: *Pauses game* Oh, Annie. How are you?
Annie: I'm good. I heard آپ needed somepony to help clean, so I decided to come down, and apply for the job.
Sunny: Perfect. I'll start the interview.
Annie: Why interview me? آپ know almost everything about me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Alright, آپ got the job.
Audience: *Clapping*
Annie started to clean, while Sunny went back to playing GTA 5.
Sunny: *Flying an airplane*
Annie: *Sees ویژن ٹیلی set, and starts to clean the screen while Sunny plays the game*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Can آپ clean that later? I have to drop off weapons to some ponies.
Annie: Can't آپ pause the game?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Ugh! *Pauses game. She grabs a Nintendo 3DS, and starts playing Pokemon*
Annie: *Finishes cleaning television, but starts to clean the 3DS*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: What are آپ doing?!
Annie: I have to clean your 3DS.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Clean something, that I'm not using. Okay?
Annie: Alright, fine. My god. *Goes to clean the bathroom*
Sunny: Finally. *Continues playing GTA 5*
A flushing noise was heard, but suddenly, water started coming out of the bathroom.
Sunny: What the f**k?!!?
Annie: I think your toilet is clogged!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: آپ know what?! You're fired. آپ suck at this job.
Annie: What did I do wrong?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: آپ know what? Just drown in there.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic قوس قزح as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Corporal Agarn was feeling bored, and decided to go see the Captain.
Captain Parmenter: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: I am sick, and tired of the army.
Captain Parmenter: What for?
Corporal Agarn: We're supposed to kill ponies right?
Captain Parmenter: Not necessarily. Only if they try to attack us.
Corporal Agarn: There's no action here! All we do is just stand around, watching for something that isn't even coming towards us, and hope that the food is good. I'm just walking around in a circle, like a doughnut, with جیلی inside it of course.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: If آپ were to leave the army, what would آپ do?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know, but I know for a fact, that I won't have to deal with Dobbs, and his terrible skills with the bugle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Speaking of Dobbs playing his bugle, that's exactly what he was doing.
Corporal Agarn: آپ see what I'm talking about?!
Captain Parmenter: Okay, so Dobbs is bad at playing at the bugle, but I'm not covinced about the no action thing happening.
Corporal Agarn: The last time somepony attacked us was two years ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks into office, and looks at Corporal Agarn* No sign of the enemy Captain!
Corporal Agarn: I'm Corporal Agarn Vanderbilt!
Corporal Vanderbilt: Ooh, Captain, I didn't know آپ did impressions.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: I'm not impersonating anypony Vanderbilt. I'm over here.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks towards Captain Parmenter, walks into his desk, and falls on the ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Are آپ alright Vanderbilt?
Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Yep. No sign of the enemy sir. *Walks away, and crashes into the door*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: آپ see what I'm talking about here?!
Captain Parmenter: آپ better talk to the sarge about it.
Corporal Agarn: But you're the commanding officer!
Captain Parmenter: But the sarge is older then I am, and has مزید knowledge on military regulations then I do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: How does that work out?!
Audience: *Laughing*
So Agarn went to Sargent O' Rourke
Sargent O' Rourke: آپ can't leave the army. Not after the business we started.
Corporal Agarn: What business?
Sargent O' Rourke: O' Rourke Enterprises. We have so many valuables to sell, that we could be multimillionaires.
Corporal Agarn: What's a multimillionaire?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Why don't آپ stay in the army, and find out?
Corporal Agarn: Okay, I will.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Shoots ground near Corporal Agarn*
Corporal Agarn: What are آپ trying to do Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: Duffy چرا لیا, چوری کی my money, and now I'm going to murder him.
Corporal Agarn: That would work, if he was an ant.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the بگل, قرنا poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning آپ Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game دکھائیں wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
قوس قزح Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real بارن, گودام burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have قوس قزح Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: Hey, who are آپ calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: In سیکنڈ place with negative $46,700 is Tom Selleck.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: *Holding pen like a microphone* I am a little slow Alex, but I think I will catch up with Double Jeopardy.
Alex: I see you've managed to let most of your money, runaway.
Tom: I'm sorry, what's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Oh, I'm sorry. I was make a pun to the عنوان of your movie, Runaway.
Tom: I don't know what that is.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The movie آپ were in, Runaway.
Tom: *Continues holding pen like microphone* Oh, haha. Ha, I still don't understand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Sees Tom holding pen like a microphone* That's fine. Oh, and Tom, that is a pen, not a microphone.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And, in last place with negative $69.. Oh brother, Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: Wooo!!! *Clapping*
Alex: *Notices Sean's score* Negative 69? Okay, that's not your score.
Sean: 69 is how I scored with your grand daughter last night.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Alex: Let's just اقدام on to the categories for double jeopardy. They are...
Potent Potables
Sounds That Kittens Make
Twinkle Twinkle Little Blank
Catch These Men
Alex: Every answer is a stallion on the FBI's most wanted list, so let's just forget that category. I'm not sure that would turn out well.
Sean: I turned out your grand daughter last night!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm ignoring you.
Sean: It's a prison term, it means I have her working as a prostitute for a job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm going to pretend I never heard that, and continue on with the rest of the categories for Double Jeopardy.
States That End In Hampshire
What Color Is Green
And Purple Alicorns
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: قوس قزح Dash, let's start with you.
قوس قزح Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
قوس قزح Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
قوس قزح Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
قوس قزح Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Great. Fine. Okay, Tom, let's just go with you.
Tom: Well, where are we going?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No-nowhere. Pick a category.
Tom: Okay, I'll take 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For what category?
Tom: Video daily double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I had such high hopes for you. Let's just do states that end in Hampshire for 200. This is the only state that ends in Hampshire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Rings in* South Hampshire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Tom: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What is South Hampshire?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, no.
قوس قزح Dash: *Rings in*
Alex: قوس قزح Dash.
قوس قزح Dash: Hampshire England.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, no. That's not in the United States.
قوس قزح Dash: *Talks like an australian* I'm sorry govna, please get me مزید cider. Can I have some more?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No. Sean The Hedgehog, will آپ pick a category?
Sean: I'll take Catch The Semen for 800!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: It's not Catch The Semen.
Sean: Is that why your mane is white Trebek?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Tom Selleck, will آپ pick a category? And he has his hoof stuck in a اچار jar.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Uh, it's on my hoof.
Alex: Where did آپ get that اچار jar?
Tom: Uh, I wanted a pickle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Tom Tom, let go of it.
Tom: *Grabs pickle, and let's go of jar*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, not the jar. Let go of the pickle.
Tom: But I want a pickle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We can't keep playing if آپ don't let go of the pickle.
Sean: That's what your grand daughter کہا last night!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: آپ know what? قوس قزح Dash, آپ take the board.
قوس قزح Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular, and Tom Selleck is caught in a dry cleaning bag.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Can someone help him?
Tom: *Stuck in bag*
Alex: No one can help him?
Tom: *Gets out of bag, and rings in*
Alex: I didn't ask آپ anything yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: That's okay. Give me famous Chinese ponies for 200.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There is no category for chinese ponies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And there would never be anything that offensive.
Tom: *Rings in* Who is Pat Merida?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: First of all, Pat Merida was japanese, not chinese.
Tom: *Rings in* Who is Mel Gibson?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Good lord.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just اقدام onto final jeopardy. Nonsense words. Just write a series of letters. As long as it's not a word, آپ will win.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And as I am reasonably certain, that آپ will get this wrong, I want to get this over with as soon as possible.
The گھنٹی, بیل rang, and everypony ran out of time.
Alex: Let's see what rare gems our contestants have mined today.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: قوس قزح Dash, let's see your nonsense word. Hoda Kotb. That's not a nonsense word. She's the co host of The Today Show.
قوس قزح Dash: Kotb? That's a nonsense word. Where's the vowel?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And آپ wagered.. آپ wagered that you'll be passed out in an hour.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: *Talks with a southern accent* Yer darn tootin partner. I like cowboys.
Alex: Great. Tom Selleck, let's see what آپ wrote down... Wait, Tom Selleck just disappeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: No, he was never here.
Alex: Yes he was.
Sean: No he wasn't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Alright then, let's see what آپ wrote down. IOISSSB.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well. That is a nonsense word. Judges? Yes, this counts as a nonsense word.
Sean: Well, I thought آپ could use it friend.
Alex: Well, thank you. Thank آپ Sean.
Sean: You're welcome.
Alex: Let's see what my friend, Sean wagered.
IOISSSB turned out to be part of a drawing Sean made of himself taking a shit on Alex Trebek's grave.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: If I am looking at that correctly, that is آپ letting out a number 2 on my grave.
Sean: It was right after I had sex with your grand daughter Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, that's it. Show's over, good night.
Audience: *Clapping*
پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring قوس قزح Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic قوس قزح as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Idea for this skit سے طرف کی Purrloinedlove.
Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.
Mercury: I've been looking آگے to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in بستر together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking آگے to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for آپ maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this ٹٹو that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: آپ have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd went down into Compton where the ٹٹو living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at سے طرف کی the ٹٹو living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.
House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if آپ can fail at life. *Aiming رائفل at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots مزید workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*
Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.
Back at the پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn.
Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to منسوخ our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give آپ a private دکھائیں for free.
George: Fine سے طرف کی me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.
Aina was writing down a christmas list.
Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the اگلے episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like آپ during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely, Aina.
Master Sword: *Walks in* That's a shitty christmas list!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Sad* Why?
Master Sword: آپ need to have مزید then one thing آپ want for Hearths Warming Eve!
Aina: It's Christmas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: And you're even trying to change the name of this glorious holiday. What is the matter with you?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Cries, and runs away*
Master Sword: *Writes down his Hearths Warming Eve list* Dear Santa, this letter is from a friend of Aina, but keep in mind that she is an idiot, and has no clue about the true meaning of this holiday.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I want a brand new laptop, a golden watch, a suit with a tie, and hat to go with it, a DVD with the first season of The Streets Of San Franciscolt on it, a box of legos, and a Glock 17.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Smith & Wesson is crap, unless it's a 500, یا a .44.
Audience: *Laughing*
After writing down his christmas list, Master Sword went to the nearest mailbox, so he could send his letter to Santa.
Master Sword: *About to put his letter in the mailbox*
Mortomis: *Pops out of the mailbox* Hi there!
Master Sword: AH!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: What are آپ doing in there?
Mortomis: Playing hide & seek with Tom.
Master Sword: You're not exactly hiding with your head sticking out of there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I was checking to make sure he was not anywhere near me.
Tom: *Arrives* Found آپ Mortomis.
Mortomis: *Glaring at Master Sword*
Master Sword: You're not going to do what I think you're going to do... Are you?
Mortomis: آپ just f**ked up big time! *Dives onto Master Sword*
Tom: *Looks at Audience* Well, so much for no violence.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: That's all the time we have for today. See آپ in the اگلے episode.
Audience: *Clapping*
The End
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, آپ already کہا that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...
Three منٹ later, this song was playing: link
Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Stop the song
Master Sword: *Next to Tom again in front of the house*
Tom: What can I say? آپ told me to try to come up with something new, and I did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't think the audience will take too kindly on seeing one of the hosts get eaten سے طرف کی a shark.
Tom: But they were laughing. They did like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm done talking to you. Today's crossover parody is James and The Giant Apple.
Tom: We combine the episode Apples To The Core with the Disney movie, James and The Giant Peach.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Time to begin.
James and The Giant سیب, ایپل
Starring
Pipsqueak as James
Aina as Spiker
Mrs. Cake as Sponge
Tom Foolery as The Narrator
and everyone else as theirselves
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a young گدھے کو, گدھی that was abused سے طرف کی his two aunts. Where are his parents آپ ask? They died.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: This ghost from the sky killed them, which honestly doesn't make any sense, but it's a Disney film, so don't سوال it's story line.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The ghost was a rhinoceros سے طرف کی the way, I think آپ oughta know that. Anyway, after his daily slave labor, James was leaning on a stone wall, looking in front of him, seeing a nice city. The house he, and his aunts lived in was on سب, سب سے اوپر of a hill, and both the house, and ہل, لندن looked like shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Looking at everything down the hill* Every part of the world would be better for me to live in. I don't want to stay here forever. I want to leave as quickly as possible.
Narrator: *Appears اگلے to James* What's stopping you?
James: Ah! *Falls down*
Narrator: Don't be frightened, I'm just a narrator that appears out of nowhere to talk to others.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I have something for you. *Gives James a bag* There's lots of magic in those bugs آپ see. Take it to your room, and make your wish to leave this dreadful place as quickly as آپ can. *Looks around him, and see that everything looks like shit* Actually, آپ better make it quicker then quickly as آپ can.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Runs toward his house, and trips*
Bugs: *Going into the ground*
James: Wait! Don't go!!
Spiker: Who are آپ yelling at?!
James: Uh.....
Sponge: Get up!
James: *Gets up*
Then, an سیب, ایپل starts to grow off of the درخت near James.
Spiker: How is that happening?!
James: *Thinks* (It must be from those bugs in the bag the narrator gave to me.)
After supper, James went outside to investigate.
James: *Goes inside the apple. He starts to hear ponies arguing*
Twilight: Nigga, I still say this episode should be cancelled!
Applejack: Just because آپ only appear in the beginning? That's a dumb reason to have somethin' cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I don't want Apples To Zhe Core to be cancelled. Zhere is a wonderful song we sing together.
James: *Gets toward an edge, and falls down*
Big Macintosh: *Looks at James* Who the hell is that?
James: Wait! Don't hurt me. I was دیا this bag of magic bugs, and it made this big سیب, ایپل appear.
Applejack: Actually, that all happened, because of Twilight's magic. As for those bugs, I ain't sure where they went.
Twilight: Sorry man, but they're probably gone.
Spiker: JAAAAAAMES?????!?!!?!
James: Uh oh.
His two aunts were outside looking for him.
Applebloom: We gotta get out of here.
Granny Smith: But how?
Twilight: Man, I got an idea. *Makes the stem of the سیب, ایپل disappear which makes the سیب, ایپل fall off the tree, and roll around the hill*
Spiker: *Runs toward the car*
Sponge: *Gets in the car* Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: I کہا start the damn car!
Spiker: آپ shouldn't curse. We are in a Disney movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: Just start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start* I think it will only start if آپ say please. Again, this is a Disney movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: *Sighs, annoyed* Please, start the car.
Spiker: *Starts the car, and drives away*
The سیب, ایپل crushed the car they were driving away in.
Spiker: *Sticks her head out of the car's roof* Oh, so this is what it feels like to be squashed سے طرف کی fruit. Get it? Squash?
Narrator: That wasn't funny. As for James, who met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Applebloom, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, and Twilight Sparkle, they got to Manehattan in the big apple.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Narrator: They live in Central Park, with the سیب, ایپل as their house. Twilight Sparkle used her magic to keep the سیب, ایپل fresh, so it won't expire, and turn into shit, like James' old house.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the اگلے part of this episode
Mortomis explains to us his favorite, and least پسندیدہ time of history.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 25: سے طرف کی The Time We Get There...
Tom: *In a Prius being driven سے طرف کی Master Sword* It'll be too late.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Come on. We'll make it to Mortomis' house in time.
Tom: Not in this thing. Now if we had Saten Twist's car, we'd get there with no struggle.
Master Sword: It's too old. No, to get from one place to another, آپ need a Prius. *Notices his car breaks down, then he catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Put yourself out before آپ kill us.
43 منٹ later at Mortomis' house
Mortomis: What the hell took آپ two so long?
Tom: It's all Master Sword's fault. He drove us here in a Prius.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I'm sorry for your misfortune.
Master Sword: Why did آپ invite us here anyway? On the phone, آپ کہا آپ had something special for us.
Mortomis: That I do. I'm working on a special project about my favorite, and least پسندیدہ decades of the past. *Starts playing a video*
This was the entire video
Mortomis: *Narrating* Mortomis' favorite, and least پسندیدہ decades of the past. One of my پسندیدہ decades of the past is the 1870's. We got lots of cool movies, and TV shows about the wild west, and everything else that happened around that time period. My سیکنڈ پسندیدہ is the 1940's.
Tom: (This is boring. I'd rather watch The Descendants.)
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: We won world war 2. That is all. My final پسندیدہ is the 1980's. I was born in 1982, and got my first girlfriend three years after that. We had sex one week after we met
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Now for my least پسندیدہ decades of the past, starting with the 1930's. Everything about this decade sucks, because of the Great Depression. And one مزید thing, Heil Hitler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: سیکنڈ least پسندیدہ is the 1990's. It was a very weird time. Everything was weird.
Master Sword: آپ کہا weird twice.
Mortomis: Shut up, and watch the video. *Sees Tom, and Master Sword sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: F**k. We might as well get the skits started, beginning with The Story Of Corporal Agarn. Who knows? آپ might see Master Sword catch on آگ کے, آگ again.
Audience: *Laughing*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic قوس قزح as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously
Corporal Agarn: ارے Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they کہا they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came سے طرف کی to see the ammunition آپ have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told آپ Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want آپ to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Part 2
Corporal Agarn: *With Sargent O' Rourke* Wait, there's ten Comanches, and two of us. Shouldn't we have brought reinforcements with us?
Sargent O' Rourke: We're going to sneak past them. That can't be accomplished if we have مزید ponies with us.
Corporal Agarn: How do we sneak past them?
Sargent O' Rourke: I'll think of something.
Meanwhile at the Hikawi camp
Crazy Cat: This is great. We will have four diamonds, and we will be extremely rich.
Wild Eagle: I still feel bad about lying to Agarn, and O' Rourke.
Crazy Cat: They're soldiers. They can defend themselves.
Wild Eagle: Against the Comanches? They're animals. Even a real animal can see that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives with Vanderbilt* Hello chief.
Wild Eagle: Ah, Captain. We haven't seen much of you. How goes everything at Fort Courage?
Captain Parmenter: Everything is fine, but we're missing Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke.
Corporal Vanderbilt: I think I see them Captain. *Walks toward a tree, and shakes a low branch* Agarn, how nice to see آپ again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Vanderbilt, that's a tree.
Corporal Vanderbilt: Oh, I knew that. *Walks to a bush* Hi Sargent.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Do آپ know where they might be?
Wild Eagle: I sent them to find two diamonds, in a cave, protected سے طرف کی Comanche Indians.
Captain Parmenter: سے طرف کی theirselves?!
Crazy Cat: They'll be alright captain.
Captain Parmenter: I know O' Rourke is good negotiating with Indians, but he's with Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: So?
Captain Parmenter: آپ clearly don't know Agarn as well as I do.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the اگلے episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the بگل, قرنا poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning آپ Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed سے طرف کی any actors.
Today's game: Gran Turismo 6
Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is شامل میں this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when آپ get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, آپ get kicked out of the lobby سے طرف کی the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience: *Laughing*
As the camera switches to game footage from Sean's TV, they both شامل میں the cop server.
Mortomis: آپ know how some people don't have those safety cars?
Sean: Yeah, they have to use a car with a certain color.
Mortomis: If it's black, I'm using my Cadillac. The Cien.
Sean: Well, that oughta be fun.
Mortomis: But not for the racers.
Audience: *Laughing*
The ہے رہا ہو لوڈ screen goes away, and it shows the main menu for the online server they're in.
Fox335: We're in. Hi everyone.
Players: Hello.
Kadillack: Can we be cops?
Ghost-Toast: Sure.
Fox335: *Driving a BMW M4 Safety Car*
Kadillack: *Driving a black Cadillac Cien*
Brother92: Kadillack, I thought آپ wanted to be a cop.
Kadillack: I am, I'm undercover.
Ghost-Toast: آپ need a car like Fox's. It has to have the lights on سب, سب سے اوپر of it.
Kadillack: Can't I go undercover? *The pitch in his voice gets higher* Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ghost-Toast: *Annoyed* Okay, آپ can use the Caddy.
Kadillack: *Sends a message to Fox335*
Fox335: *Reads the message. It says, We got him angry already.*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
The track they were driving on was Circuit De La Sarthe
Fox335: *Sees a car parked in the grass, and stops in front of it* What are آپ doing?
VGV85: I'm waiting for a friend.
Fox335: What for?
VGV85: So he can دکھائیں me this car he has.
Fox335: I don't believe you. Is he giving آپ drugs?
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: آپ mean illegal drugs?
Fox335: Yes, illegal drugs. That's the only kind of drugs there are.
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: No آپ bastard.
Fox335: Okay, I'm going to give آپ two tickets. One for dealing with illegal drugs-
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: -and the other one is for calling me a bastard. If آپ get one مزید ticket, the host will kick آپ out of here.
VGV85: This is bullshit!
Fox335: Use of profanity, that's your third ticket. Host! Kick this guy! He got three tickets.
VGV85: But I didn't do anything! *Gets kicked out of the lobby*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Kadillack: *On the straightaway, he pushes an Audi into the دیوار which makes him stop. He stops right in front of him.*
98349834: What the hell was that man?
Kadillack: Can I see your driver's license, and registration sir?
98349834: Why did آپ push me into the wall?
Kadillack: آپ were speeding.
98349834: Yeah, but آپ ruined the front end of my car.
Kadillack: Well, you're driving an Audi, آپ do that to everyone else.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: What's that supposed to mean?!
Kadillack: You're a douchebag, that's what it means.
Players: *Laughing*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Guys, this isn't funny!
Kadillack: Sure it is. I'm giving آپ a ticket for speeding, and a ticket for driving an Audi. Get a different car now.
98349834: Fine!
90 سیکنڈ later
98349834: *Driving a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle*
Fox335: *Pushes the Volkswagen into the sand*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Really?!!?
Fox335: That's even worse then an Audi. I'm giving آپ a 3rd ticket for driving a piece of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: NO!!
Ghost-Toast: آپ got three tickets man, you're getting kicked.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: *Gets kicked*
Fox335: That was fun, but I have to go now.
Kadillack: Yeah, me too.
Ghost-Toast: Aw man. I hope آپ شامل میں my lobby again.
Up اگلے is Golfing
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic قوس قزح as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.
Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? آپ do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm مزید used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: آپ know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could work.
Chip: *Hits the ball* Get in the hole آپ white bastard.
But a breeze pushed the ball back, and it landed in the bunker.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: And, what آپ کہا to the golf ball sounded strange. It would make مزید sense if the ball was black, and آپ کہا black bastard.
Audience: *Whistling, cheering, and clapping*
Chip: *Looks at the bunker* That's not our only problem. We're short on sand.
After the match, they talked to Olson, and Caddy about it while sitting at a میز, جدول in the club.
Olson: We were just dealing with the same thing.
Caddy: I talked to the owner, but he didn't say a word back.
Otis: Perhaps he was too nervous.
Caddy: He looked مزید angry to me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Chip: Do آپ think he'll do anything about it?
Otis: He was angry. I doubt it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Otis: Then we'll have to do it for him.
اگلے day, they were at the bunker with the short amount of sand. Each ٹٹو was carrying two buckets of sand.
Chip: Hold up, I think we have the wrong type of sand.
Otis: Wrong type? There's only one type of sand. The type that prevents golf balls from going to the right place!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Caddy: They both look the same to me.
Chip: I will be the judge of that.
Otis: Fine. آپ want to make things complicated? Be my guess.
Olson: If that sand is different from the one we have, we'll get different sand. Satisfied?
Chip: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: We should have gotten the right sand in the first place. *Gets into the bunker, and feels the sand* It's very smooth. Now let's feel the sand we have in our buckets. *Puts his hoof in the bucket* Wrong sand!
Otis: Really, let me try. *Feels the sand in the bucket* Oh. It feels different, because it's wet.
Chip: So we can't use it.
But the others poured the sand into the sand trap anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: *Shocked, making a face just like this: link *
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Otis: Okay Chip, time to go home. *Leaves with Olson, and Caddy*
Chip: *Stands still like a statue, and falls down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Tom has some things to tell آپ
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword
Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, آپ need to screw up مزید when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to آپ buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll دکھائیں an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, یا just give آپ the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we talking about again?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Actually, the way it really works is this.
A cartoon comic book now appears with the عنوان being...
Tom: Facts on CHiPs.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: *Flips some pages in the comic book* Did آپ know that when Jebediah Turner first appeared in Season 3, he never had a single accident while driving around in his police car? Then in Season 4, this happened.
Jebediah: *His car was airborne, but it crashes on a street, damaging the front end severly. Next, he's looking for something in the backyard of an abandoned house, but three guys steal his police car*
Tom: I guess he ran out of luck, just like all of us sometimes.
Jebediah: *Appears اگلے to Tom* Wait. Why are cartoon horses doing a review on a دکھائیں about humans, from 38 years ago?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Who gives a damn? اگلے on the facts is Watchmojo.com. They say that مکڑی Man 3 is terrible, because there's too many villains. Well what the hell is wrong with آپ guys?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: آپ got the sand man, and that homosexual photographer, I think his name is Ed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just two villains. That's it, and the سیکنڈ guy doesn't even turn evil until the ending after مکڑی Man gets rid of the black costume. These guys at Watchmojo.com are idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: مکڑی Man gets a real bad پچھواڑے, گدا costume from whatever that black shit is, and James Franco's performance as Harry Osborne was also bad ass. مکڑی Man 3 is a good movie. Case dismissed.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Finally on The Facts, the My Little Pornstar movie is finally finished. Tirek is much better in this then he is in the season 4 finale of My Little Pony. And that's the end.
The comic book closes, and we return to Tom, and Master Sword in the house.
Master Sword: That's all we have for today. We'll see آپ in the اگلے episode.
Tom: Which is also the season 2 finale.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
The End
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