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Buttercup: *Doing pushups*
Grayback: Practicing for Mojo Jojo?
Blossom: I told her to do it earlier so she would get her energy back, but when he arrives, she'll be too tired.
Buttercup: I got energy to spare.
Eula: *Farts*
Buttercup: *Falls down* Eugh, what did آپ eat?
Eula: ٹیکو bell. You're girls. Why don't آپ fart?
Blossom: *Leaves with Buttercup*
Eula: Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Eula, and I'm the hostess tonight. Here's tonight schedule.
8 PM - Now
Con Mane: You'll Only Live Twice
8:30 PM - Later
Anata No Tenkei-Tekina عملی حکمت - Bak2Bak
Con Mane has returned.
We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over سے طرف کی the koreans.
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* مزید like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do آپ need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that آپ know this, I gotta let آپ go *kills Con Mane*
A few days later the C.I.E found Con Mane dead in the warehouse.
P: Bring him back to life!
Doctor: We can't. It's past 24 hours.
S: Well, at least he died on the JOB.
Moneybit: Yeah, *cries*
P: What happened that got آپ into this Con?
Fillies & Gentlecolts I present to آپ the 5th INSTALLMENT of Con Mane called...
You'll Only Live Twice
Starring
Doughnut Joe...........................Con Mane
Rarity........................................Rareesa
Discord.........................Ernst Staverald Discord
Pinkie Pie.......................................P
Spike...............................................S
Lyra Heartstrings..........................Miss. Moneybit
British ponies..............................M.I.6
Korean ponies..............................bad guys
Cars provided سے طرف کی
Chevronet
Equestrian MOTOR WORKS
Dodge
Canterlot
Horseche
& others that will be mentioned later.
The اگلے دن in Canterlot
Moneybit: Welcome back Mr. Mane.
Con: Thank آپ Moneybit. I better be مزید careful, cause I'll only live twice.
Moneybit: I hear ya.
P: Glad to see you're still alive 0007.
Con: Oh yes. Even though I died I'm on another life.
P: You're second. Now listen, I need آپ to go to England, and help M.I.6 stop someone from creating W.M.D's.
Con: What kind are we dealing with?
P: First it was grenades, now it's rockets.
Con: How big?
P: Big enough to destroy Manehattan.
Con: Well we can't allow that. I'm on my way.
S: Con. Wait up.
Con: Why?
S: P assigned me to go with you.
Con: Alright. Let's go to england.
So Con, and S along with his crew left for England.
Con: Where's the ٹٹو were meeting?
S: She should be over there.
Rareesa: Hello.
Con: Oh hey. Muffins are Derpy's پسندیدہ food.
Rareesa: Yes, but I don't know what they are.
Con: Now what do آپ know about the ٹٹو that's creating all those W.M.D's?
Rareesa: Nothing, except for that he's not a pony.
S: We must get going now. Where's your car?
Rareesa: It's that car over there *points at sports car*
Con: Sweet! I'm driving.
After 17 منٹ of driving a sports car, Con arrived at a house.
S: Thanks for making us take the bus!
Con: My pleasure.
workers: Hello.
M.I.6 leader: Hello lads, what are آپ doing here?
Con: We're here to help آپ stop whoevers making all those W.M.D missiles.
M.I.6 leader: I also believe آپ have something for us.
S: Yes we do. Ok آپ guys, set up Little Mily.
M.I.6 leader: I'm quite curious Mr. ehh..?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
M.I.6 leader: Oh right. I'm quite curious Mr. Mane, what is Little Mily?
Con: Oh she's a wonderful mare. Very small, quite fast, and can do anything. Just your type.
workers: *finish work*
M.I.6 leader: A toy helicopter?
S: No, it's not a toy. You'll see. Con, would آپ care to demonstrate?
Con: Sure. *climbs into helicopter*
S: آپ push this rotor, and it starts the chopper *pushes motor*
Con: *flies away*
Rareesa: Wow
Con: S! I see korean choppers heading toward me!
korean pony66: *shoot missiles*
Con: *blows up missiles*
S: *shoots pilot*
Korean pony42: We have a ٹٹو down!
Con: *shoots other pilot*
The C.I.E won, but they still had to find where the Weapons of Mass Destruction were being built.
When Con got back from flying Little Mily, M.I.6 found the building where the W.M.D's were being manufactured.
Rareesa: It's at the space station?
Con: Looks like we might be going to where Luna was for 1,000 years.
S: We're not going to the moon Con.
Con: Well lets just stop these ponies now!
So they left, in Rareesa's EMW & with some pegasi carrying the others.
Rareesa: Here we are.
Con: Let's do this. *grabs MP5*
Con, and M.I.6 stormed into the space station killing some ponies that got in there way.
S: *grabs pen*
Con: آپ gonna blow someone up?
S: Pens don't always explode *shoots tranquilizer*
korean pony72: Aaahh!
korean pony55: *shoots at Rareesa*
Con: I got this *kills korean pony55*
S: We need to get on that spaceship!
Con: Let me handle it *teleports his team onto ship*
S: Good.
M.I.6 leader: Now everypony get into a spacesuit.
korean pony21: Freeze!
korean pony33: Hold on, isn't that?
??: Con Mane. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Staverald Discord. They told me آپ were assassinated in Beijing.
Con: Yes, this is my سیکنڈ life.
Discord: You'll only live twice Mr. Mane.
Con: Yeah, only. *shoots safety valve*
korean pony21: What did he do? *shoots Con*
Con: *uses magical shield*
M.I.6 leader: Looks like we're not going into space.
S: Quick, into the escape pods!
Discord: *launches them all* Nice try, until then Goodbye Mr. Mane. *leaves*
Con: Teleportation?
S: Now!
Luckily before the spaceship exploded, Con got everyone off.
M.I.6 leader: Good work Mr. Mane.
Con: Thanks, but what about Discord?
M.I.6 leader: We'll worry about him later, but first we have another assignment for آپ to help us with.
And what might that be? Is it...
A. Killing Discord
B. Finding a تل, مول in M.I.6
C. Preventing a mad ٹٹو from launching مزید missiles
D. Buying چائے for Rareesa
If آپ guessed C preventing somepony from launching مزید missiles آپ are correct.
Con: So where is he?
M.I.6 leader: At the warehouse where آپ were killed.
Con: Oh great.
M.I.6 leader: Relax, with some practice you'll get ready.
M.I.6 was going to train Con with some KARATE.
Con: What exactly do I need to do this for?
M.I.6: Many koreans are experts in karate. Whoever you're going against will most likely know karate.
Con: Well then lets do this.
So Con practiced with the other ٹٹو until..
british pony53: Ambush! It's the Koreans!
M.I.6 leader: What? Let's go Con, I'll have to teach آپ مزید karate later.
korean pony98: Keep firing *kills 53rd british pony*
M.I.6 leader: We have a ٹٹو down! Send reinforcements!
Con: *kills two koreans*
korean pony40: We need مزید reinforcements!
korean leader: Sorry, we cannot send anymore ponies out there.
korean pony40: Shit! Retreat!
Con: *kills مزید ponies*
M.I.6 leader: Easy! They're retreating.
Con: Alright. Howsabout we practice مزید karate?
The two ponies soon got back to where they were practicing karate.
M.I.6 leader: *throws kick*
Con: *grabs leg & breaks it*
M.I.6 leader: Bloody hell, آپ learn fast.
Con: Want me to fix that?
M.I.6 leader: No, I think your ready.
Con: Excellent.
M.I.6 leader: Now all آپ need to do is travel back to time after your death, and get back your first life.
Con: That's all?
M.I.6 leader: It isn't as easy as it sounds.
Con: Well if I can only live twice, I wanna keep both forever.
M.I.6 leader: What if آپ die from being too old?
Con: I get my سیکنڈ life, and I come back as a foal. Good bye sir *time travels*
So let's see how this goes
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* مزید like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do آپ need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that آپ know this, I gotta let آپ go. *shoots gun*
Con: آپ missed loser. It's not just grenades your making.
korean leader: Correct. We're also making missiles. Not only that, but we're launching the ones that belong to Germany & Mexico, making it look like they waged war against each other.
Con: Not if I can help it. *shoots korean leader*
korean leader: I'm hit, need backup now!
5 ponies then arrived at the scene.
Con: *kills all 5*
korean leader: *hits Con*
Con: *runs into warehouse*
korean leader: *follows*
Con: (Where are the missiles being launched)
korean leader: *grabs grenade*
Con: *shoots grenade*
korean leader: *blows up*
korean pony82: Stop! Hooves up.
Con: *hits pony* where are the missiles being launched?
korean pony82: *shoots Con's hoof*
Con: *pushes ٹٹو over ledge*
korean pony82: I'm still alive!
Con: Then tell me where the missiles are being launched!
korean pony82: On a boat. It should be in the docks.
Con: Thanks.
0007 then went toward the کشتی that would be launching the missiles.
korean pony96: We have an intruder!
Discord: Let him on, let him on.
Con: *pushes ٹٹو off boat*
Discord: Now kill him.
korean pony96: *grabs knife* Banzai!!
Con: *shoots pony* Wrong part of asia.
Discord: Welcome Mr. Mane.
Con: Hello Discord. So you're trying to get Germany into war with Mexico.
Discord: Yes, precisely. Not only that, but I'll be launchcing my own.
Con: What for?
Discord: To destroy all of China so that Korea can have it.
Con: Not on my watch *hits Discord with clock* یا on your clock.
Discord: It's not mine *grabs gun*
Con: *shoots it* Don't launch the missiles & I'll let آپ live.
Discord: I have to. *goes for button*
Con: *kills Discord* Finally! *time travels back to present*
None of the missiles were launched, but Con may deal with the same enemy in his اگلے adventure, On Celestia's Secret Service
The End
Buttercup: *Doing pushups*
Grayback: Practicing for Mojo Jojo?
Blossom: I told her to do it earlier so she would get her energy back, but when he arrives, she'll be too tired.
Buttercup: I got energy to spare.
Eula: *Farts*
Buttercup: *Falls down* Eugh, what did آپ eat?
Eula: ٹیکو bell. You're girls. Why don't آپ fart?
Blossom: *Leaves with Buttercup*
Eula: Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Eula, and I'm the hostess tonight. Here's tonight schedule.
8 PM - Now
Con Mane: You'll Only Live Twice
8:30 PM - Later
Anata No Tenkei-Tekina عملی حکمت - Bak2Bak
Con Mane has returned.
We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over سے طرف کی the koreans.
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* مزید like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do آپ need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that آپ know this, I gotta let آپ go *kills Con Mane*
A few days later the C.I.E found Con Mane dead in the warehouse.
P: Bring him back to life!
Doctor: We can't. It's past 24 hours.
S: Well, at least he died on the JOB.
Moneybit: Yeah, *cries*
P: What happened that got آپ into this Con?
Fillies & Gentlecolts I present to آپ the 5th INSTALLMENT of Con Mane called...
You'll Only Live Twice
Starring
Doughnut Joe...........................Con Mane
Rarity........................................Rareesa
Discord.........................Ernst Staverald Discord
Pinkie Pie.......................................P
Spike...............................................S
Lyra Heartstrings..........................Miss. Moneybit
British ponies..............................M.I.6
Korean ponies..............................bad guys
Cars provided سے طرف کی
Chevronet
Equestrian MOTOR WORKS
Dodge
Canterlot
Horseche
& others that will be mentioned later.
The اگلے دن in Canterlot
Moneybit: Welcome back Mr. Mane.
Con: Thank آپ Moneybit. I better be مزید careful, cause I'll only live twice.
Moneybit: I hear ya.
P: Glad to see you're still alive 0007.
Con: Oh yes. Even though I died I'm on another life.
P: You're second. Now listen, I need آپ to go to England, and help M.I.6 stop someone from creating W.M.D's.
Con: What kind are we dealing with?
P: First it was grenades, now it's rockets.
Con: How big?
P: Big enough to destroy Manehattan.
Con: Well we can't allow that. I'm on my way.
S: Con. Wait up.
Con: Why?
S: P assigned me to go with you.
Con: Alright. Let's go to england.
So Con, and S along with his crew left for England.
Con: Where's the ٹٹو were meeting?
S: She should be over there.
Rareesa: Hello.
Con: Oh hey. Muffins are Derpy's پسندیدہ food.
Rareesa: Yes, but I don't know what they are.
Con: Now what do آپ know about the ٹٹو that's creating all those W.M.D's?
Rareesa: Nothing, except for that he's not a pony.
S: We must get going now. Where's your car?
Rareesa: It's that car over there *points at sports car*
Con: Sweet! I'm driving.
After 17 منٹ of driving a sports car, Con arrived at a house.
S: Thanks for making us take the bus!
Con: My pleasure.
workers: Hello.
M.I.6 leader: Hello lads, what are آپ doing here?
Con: We're here to help آپ stop whoevers making all those W.M.D missiles.
M.I.6 leader: I also believe آپ have something for us.
S: Yes we do. Ok آپ guys, set up Little Mily.
M.I.6 leader: I'm quite curious Mr. ehh..?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
M.I.6 leader: Oh right. I'm quite curious Mr. Mane, what is Little Mily?
Con: Oh she's a wonderful mare. Very small, quite fast, and can do anything. Just your type.
workers: *finish work*
M.I.6 leader: A toy helicopter?
S: No, it's not a toy. You'll see. Con, would آپ care to demonstrate?
Con: Sure. *climbs into helicopter*
S: آپ push this rotor, and it starts the chopper *pushes motor*
Con: *flies away*
Rareesa: Wow
Con: S! I see korean choppers heading toward me!
korean pony66: *shoot missiles*
Con: *blows up missiles*
S: *shoots pilot*
Korean pony42: We have a ٹٹو down!
Con: *shoots other pilot*
The C.I.E won, but they still had to find where the Weapons of Mass Destruction were being built.
When Con got back from flying Little Mily, M.I.6 found the building where the W.M.D's were being manufactured.
Rareesa: It's at the space station?
Con: Looks like we might be going to where Luna was for 1,000 years.
S: We're not going to the moon Con.
Con: Well lets just stop these ponies now!
So they left, in Rareesa's EMW & with some pegasi carrying the others.
Rareesa: Here we are.
Con: Let's do this. *grabs MP5*
Con, and M.I.6 stormed into the space station killing some ponies that got in there way.
S: *grabs pen*
Con: آپ gonna blow someone up?
S: Pens don't always explode *shoots tranquilizer*
korean pony72: Aaahh!
korean pony55: *shoots at Rareesa*
Con: I got this *kills korean pony55*
S: We need to get on that spaceship!
Con: Let me handle it *teleports his team onto ship*
S: Good.
M.I.6 leader: Now everypony get into a spacesuit.
korean pony21: Freeze!
korean pony33: Hold on, isn't that?
??: Con Mane. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Staverald Discord. They told me آپ were assassinated in Beijing.
Con: Yes, this is my سیکنڈ life.
Discord: You'll only live twice Mr. Mane.
Con: Yeah, only. *shoots safety valve*
korean pony21: What did he do? *shoots Con*
Con: *uses magical shield*
M.I.6 leader: Looks like we're not going into space.
S: Quick, into the escape pods!
Discord: *launches them all* Nice try, until then Goodbye Mr. Mane. *leaves*
Con: Teleportation?
S: Now!
Luckily before the spaceship exploded, Con got everyone off.
M.I.6 leader: Good work Mr. Mane.
Con: Thanks, but what about Discord?
M.I.6 leader: We'll worry about him later, but first we have another assignment for آپ to help us with.
And what might that be? Is it...
A. Killing Discord
B. Finding a تل, مول in M.I.6
C. Preventing a mad ٹٹو from launching مزید missiles
D. Buying چائے for Rareesa
If آپ guessed C preventing somepony from launching مزید missiles آپ are correct.
Con: So where is he?
M.I.6 leader: At the warehouse where آپ were killed.
Con: Oh great.
M.I.6 leader: Relax, with some practice you'll get ready.
M.I.6 was going to train Con with some KARATE.
Con: What exactly do I need to do this for?
M.I.6: Many koreans are experts in karate. Whoever you're going against will most likely know karate.
Con: Well then lets do this.
So Con practiced with the other ٹٹو until..
british pony53: Ambush! It's the Koreans!
M.I.6 leader: What? Let's go Con, I'll have to teach آپ مزید karate later.
korean pony98: Keep firing *kills 53rd british pony*
M.I.6 leader: We have a ٹٹو down! Send reinforcements!
Con: *kills two koreans*
korean pony40: We need مزید reinforcements!
korean leader: Sorry, we cannot send anymore ponies out there.
korean pony40: Shit! Retreat!
Con: *kills مزید ponies*
M.I.6 leader: Easy! They're retreating.
Con: Alright. Howsabout we practice مزید karate?
The two ponies soon got back to where they were practicing karate.
M.I.6 leader: *throws kick*
Con: *grabs leg & breaks it*
M.I.6 leader: Bloody hell, آپ learn fast.
Con: Want me to fix that?
M.I.6 leader: No, I think your ready.
Con: Excellent.
M.I.6 leader: Now all آپ need to do is travel back to time after your death, and get back your first life.
Con: That's all?
M.I.6 leader: It isn't as easy as it sounds.
Con: Well if I can only live twice, I wanna keep both forever.
M.I.6 leader: What if آپ die from being too old?
Con: I get my سیکنڈ life, and I come back as a foal. Good bye sir *time travels*
So let's see how this goes
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* مزید like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do آپ need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that آپ know this, I gotta let آپ go. *shoots gun*
Con: آپ missed loser. It's not just grenades your making.
korean leader: Correct. We're also making missiles. Not only that, but we're launching the ones that belong to Germany & Mexico, making it look like they waged war against each other.
Con: Not if I can help it. *shoots korean leader*
korean leader: I'm hit, need backup now!
5 ponies then arrived at the scene.
Con: *kills all 5*
korean leader: *hits Con*
Con: *runs into warehouse*
korean leader: *follows*
Con: (Where are the missiles being launched)
korean leader: *grabs grenade*
Con: *shoots grenade*
korean leader: *blows up*
korean pony82: Stop! Hooves up.
Con: *hits pony* where are the missiles being launched?
korean pony82: *shoots Con's hoof*
Con: *pushes ٹٹو over ledge*
korean pony82: I'm still alive!
Con: Then tell me where the missiles are being launched!
korean pony82: On a boat. It should be in the docks.
Con: Thanks.
0007 then went toward the کشتی that would be launching the missiles.
korean pony96: We have an intruder!
Discord: Let him on, let him on.
Con: *pushes ٹٹو off boat*
Discord: Now kill him.
korean pony96: *grabs knife* Banzai!!
Con: *shoots pony* Wrong part of asia.
Discord: Welcome Mr. Mane.
Con: Hello Discord. So you're trying to get Germany into war with Mexico.
Discord: Yes, precisely. Not only that, but I'll be launchcing my own.
Con: What for?
Discord: To destroy all of China so that Korea can have it.
Con: Not on my watch *hits Discord with clock* یا on your clock.
Discord: It's not mine *grabs gun*
Con: *shoots it* Don't launch the missiles & I'll let آپ live.
Discord: I have to. *goes for button*
Con: *kills Discord* Finally! *time travels back to present*
None of the missiles were launched, but Con may deal with the same enemy in his اگلے adventure, On Celestia's Secret Service
The End
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