I decided to write an مضمون about آپ because you've been so kind to all of you're دوستوں and just deserve it.
Meph,you are one of the most random,awesome,epic,kindhearted,and inspiring person I've ever known.I didn't know someone could have the weirdest and most funniest mind in this horrid world,but then i met you.
All your kindness has spread onto me and i have never felt مزید alive.I always look at you're تبصرے and can't help,but laugh.The things آپ write always put a smile on my face.It feels good to know i didn't have to fake it.Words don't really describe the joy i have inside me from being your friend/cyber-sister.
I always tell my family the kind things آپ do for me and your out of the ordinary تبصرے that no one else could think of.I love bragging about you,but not everyone likes me going on about آپ in my family.Sucks they don't know آپ like i do,but if they did then they would know why i admire آپ so much.Besides you're my friend!Not theirs!!
A whole bunch of people care about you.I'm not sure if they do مزید than me,but it doesn't matter because I will always treat آپ with the same love and respect that i do with all my other best friends.Actually,now that I think of it...maybe more.I know for certain we will always be دوستوں and stick up for each other.Never would i try to harm یا offend آپ and if somehow that does happen(doubt it will)then its my loss and damn regret.
There are so many great things about آپ that u are so modest about at times.When I say don't get to cocky i really mean BE COOKY U WEIRDO!!!!I want آپ to feel good about yourself.I know its probably harder than it sounds,but look at what your capable of.You have many talents and gifts.Don't throw it away and don't listen to what idiots say behind your back.They don't see the greatness in you,but at least i can and a lot of other people here.
Your personality is beautiful and in real life.I look at the pictures of آپ and wonder why she sometimes thinks less of herself.It's hard being put under the pressure,but do your best and you'll make it farther than those people who look down on you.You shouldn't have to please other people یا feel that way.What آپ do is enough.
So many things to say about you,but words can't describe how i really feel.As suckish as that is I'm still gonna keep saying nice things about آپ even if it might get the slightest bit annoying.Never give up on what آپ like doing.Focus on what matters to you.When life gets sucky it seems as if everything is going to fall apart,but look at the good things,the people who care for you,and know we are here to make آپ happy یا make attempts.You can always send me a message and i promise i won't let آپ down یا judge you.
The thing is your something special that i would never want to lose.Something so fragile i would never let آپ break.
When i first met you-you were so open to me and told me your whole life.I thought آپ were so strong and even if all those bad things happen آپ manage to have a good spirit and the مزید i got to know آپ the مزید i grew to love آپ as well.You even took my offer on eating my monkey.That made me really happy.
I luv آپ so much Meph.Your the best cyber-sister ever <3
Meph,you are one of the most random,awesome,epic,kindhearted,and inspiring person I've ever known.I didn't know someone could have the weirdest and most funniest mind in this horrid world,but then i met you.
All your kindness has spread onto me and i have never felt مزید alive.I always look at you're تبصرے and can't help,but laugh.The things آپ write always put a smile on my face.It feels good to know i didn't have to fake it.Words don't really describe the joy i have inside me from being your friend/cyber-sister.
I always tell my family the kind things آپ do for me and your out of the ordinary تبصرے that no one else could think of.I love bragging about you,but not everyone likes me going on about آپ in my family.Sucks they don't know آپ like i do,but if they did then they would know why i admire آپ so much.Besides you're my friend!Not theirs!!
A whole bunch of people care about you.I'm not sure if they do مزید than me,but it doesn't matter because I will always treat آپ with the same love and respect that i do with all my other best friends.Actually,now that I think of it...maybe more.I know for certain we will always be دوستوں and stick up for each other.Never would i try to harm یا offend آپ and if somehow that does happen(doubt it will)then its my loss and damn regret.
There are so many great things about آپ that u are so modest about at times.When I say don't get to cocky i really mean BE COOKY U WEIRDO!!!!I want آپ to feel good about yourself.I know its probably harder than it sounds,but look at what your capable of.You have many talents and gifts.Don't throw it away and don't listen to what idiots say behind your back.They don't see the greatness in you,but at least i can and a lot of other people here.
Your personality is beautiful and in real life.I look at the pictures of آپ and wonder why she sometimes thinks less of herself.It's hard being put under the pressure,but do your best and you'll make it farther than those people who look down on you.You shouldn't have to please other people یا feel that way.What آپ do is enough.
So many things to say about you,but words can't describe how i really feel.As suckish as that is I'm still gonna keep saying nice things about آپ even if it might get the slightest bit annoying.Never give up on what آپ like doing.Focus on what matters to you.When life gets sucky it seems as if everything is going to fall apart,but look at the good things,the people who care for you,and know we are here to make آپ happy یا make attempts.You can always send me a message and i promise i won't let آپ down یا judge you.
The thing is your something special that i would never want to lose.Something so fragile i would never let آپ break.
When i first met you-you were so open to me and told me your whole life.I thought آپ were so strong and even if all those bad things happen آپ manage to have a good spirit and the مزید i got to know آپ the مزید i grew to love آپ as well.You even took my offer on eating my monkey.That made me really happy.
I luv آپ so much Meph.Your the best cyber-sister ever <3
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt آڑو preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now یا i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT پچھواڑے, گدا کتیا, کتيا OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that کتیا, کتيا now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now یا i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT پچھواڑے, گدا کتیا, کتيا OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that کتیا, کتيا now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired سے طرف کی an old مضمون I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt یا Dull Object While Eating سیب, ایپل Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return ہوم From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An سیب, ایپل Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked یا Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt یا Dull Object While Eating سیب, ایپل Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return ہوم From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An سیب, ایپل Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked یا Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, آپ LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” کہا HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
سے طرف کی then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, آپ LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” کہا HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
سے طرف کی then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/