Rating: T
Type: One Shot
Genre: Fanfiction, humor
Disclaimer: Mr. Troller [Rick Riordan] owns these characters. I WANT LEO. </3 D8
Dedication: The UK cover of the Mark of Athena. As Tracy کہا on the wall: "Percy and Jason look constipated." Voila, this one shot is born. So don't ask other than that where this idea came from- just- don't.
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Leo woke up in his bunk in his ship, the Argo II. He had decided that the number of caffeinated drinks were probably NOT healthy after fifteen cups, and had crashed out with his legs hanging off one end of the bunk. His دوستوں had insisted he needed some sleep, and his brain gratefully obliged.
Sadly, Leo’s bladder was not built for holding fifteen cups of Dunkin’ Donuts double-mocha آتش فشاں caffeine explosions; which he had stopped the ship to pick up almost four hours earlier.
“I really have to pee.” Leo said, walking over to open the door to listen to nature’s call.
Outside, Percy was strolling down the tiny dimly-lit hallways and whistling something that reminded Leo of “Friday” سے طرف کی Rebecca Black.
“Where are آپ going?” Percy asked.
“The bathroom.” Leo said.
“Cool, me too.”
They looked at each other, and then the bathroom about ten feet away. Scrambling and determined to be the first to use the restroom, Percy tripped Leo halfway there and Leo tied a rope around his legs to hold him down. Jason was walking by, saw the two of them wrestling, and quickly took off in the other direction as quickly as a Son of Jupiter could.
“Nooo the bathroom is mine!” Leo said, pinning down Percy and reaching desperately for the bathroom handle.
“It’s mine!” Percy pulled him back and reached for it instead.
“I have to go!” Leo whined.
“Well, I had one of your Chef Leo’s گیراج Fajitas, and my stomach does not agree!”
“I had fifteen espressos! I NEED to go!”
“Well I might explode!”
“Go off the ship! You’re a child of Poseidon, the sea is right there!”
Percy looked highly offended. “Excuse me, but I’m not about to go polluting my father’s ocean.”
“Oh, he’d forgive you.” Leo snarled. “And I HAVE TO PEEEEEEE!!!”
Percy kicked him and made a bolt for the door. “No fair!” Leo cried, grabbing Percy’s legs and pulling him along.
“All’s fair in love and war,” Percy کہا cheerfully.
“No, all’s fair in tiny bladders and only one bathroom.” Leo corrected, pulling Percy down again. “And I intend on using the only bathroom.”
“NNNNNOOOOOOOO!” Percy yelled. “I MUST USE A TOILET!”
“There’s always your dad’s realm.”
“You are sick, Valdez.” Percy said, shaking his head.
“And I have to go.” Leo said. “So if آپ excuse me-”
“No, I MUST USE THE RESTROOM!”
“I find it necessary to use the loo,” Leo said. “Or there will be a mess to clean up afterwards.”
“Yeah, well have fun cleaning me up, because I’m seriously about to become a Percy grenade.”
Leo made a bleh face. “Ew.”
“SO THE BATHROOM IS MINE!” Percy said, launching himself into the door. “MINEEEE!!”
“NO!” Leo said. He wrestled Percy to the ground again, trying to get Percy to give up and Leo could go in peace at last.
Frank walked سے طرف کی now. He shot Leo and Percy an alarmed glance, before hurrying off down another hallway. He came back with Piper.
“Okay, go work Piper magic.” Frank said, pushing her closer to the two wrestling boys. “I’m going to hide before things get messy.”
Piper watched as Frank ducked into a cut-out section of the دیوار and gave Leo and Percy an amused expression.
“Well?” Leo asked her. “Help me!”
Piper shook her head and sighed. “You two are idiots.”
“That’s great, BUT I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM!” Leo shouted back.
“Calm yourself, Repair Boy.” Piper chided. “And I’m right, آپ two are idiots.”
“Says who?” Percy demanded.
Piper rolled her eyes. “Boys. First of all,” she کہا putting her hands on her hips. “There are eight bathrooms on the ship.”
Leo and Percy stopped wrestling and stared at her like; Are آپ serious?
“Second,” Piper went on, pointing at the door the two had been arguing over furiously for the past few minutes. “This is the girls bathroom.”
Type: One Shot
Genre: Fanfiction, humor
Disclaimer: Mr. Troller [Rick Riordan] owns these characters. I WANT LEO. </3 D8
Dedication: The UK cover of the Mark of Athena. As Tracy کہا on the wall: "Percy and Jason look constipated." Voila, this one shot is born. So don't ask other than that where this idea came from- just- don't.
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Leo woke up in his bunk in his ship, the Argo II. He had decided that the number of caffeinated drinks were probably NOT healthy after fifteen cups, and had crashed out with his legs hanging off one end of the bunk. His دوستوں had insisted he needed some sleep, and his brain gratefully obliged.
Sadly, Leo’s bladder was not built for holding fifteen cups of Dunkin’ Donuts double-mocha آتش فشاں caffeine explosions; which he had stopped the ship to pick up almost four hours earlier.
“I really have to pee.” Leo said, walking over to open the door to listen to nature’s call.
Outside, Percy was strolling down the tiny dimly-lit hallways and whistling something that reminded Leo of “Friday” سے طرف کی Rebecca Black.
“Where are آپ going?” Percy asked.
“The bathroom.” Leo said.
“Cool, me too.”
They looked at each other, and then the bathroom about ten feet away. Scrambling and determined to be the first to use the restroom, Percy tripped Leo halfway there and Leo tied a rope around his legs to hold him down. Jason was walking by, saw the two of them wrestling, and quickly took off in the other direction as quickly as a Son of Jupiter could.
“Nooo the bathroom is mine!” Leo said, pinning down Percy and reaching desperately for the bathroom handle.
“It’s mine!” Percy pulled him back and reached for it instead.
“I have to go!” Leo whined.
“Well, I had one of your Chef Leo’s گیراج Fajitas, and my stomach does not agree!”
“I had fifteen espressos! I NEED to go!”
“Well I might explode!”
“Go off the ship! You’re a child of Poseidon, the sea is right there!”
Percy looked highly offended. “Excuse me, but I’m not about to go polluting my father’s ocean.”
“Oh, he’d forgive you.” Leo snarled. “And I HAVE TO PEEEEEEE!!!”
Percy kicked him and made a bolt for the door. “No fair!” Leo cried, grabbing Percy’s legs and pulling him along.
“All’s fair in love and war,” Percy کہا cheerfully.
“No, all’s fair in tiny bladders and only one bathroom.” Leo corrected, pulling Percy down again. “And I intend on using the only bathroom.”
“NNNNNOOOOOOOO!” Percy yelled. “I MUST USE A TOILET!”
“There’s always your dad’s realm.”
“You are sick, Valdez.” Percy said, shaking his head.
“And I have to go.” Leo said. “So if آپ excuse me-”
“No, I MUST USE THE RESTROOM!”
“I find it necessary to use the loo,” Leo said. “Or there will be a mess to clean up afterwards.”
“Yeah, well have fun cleaning me up, because I’m seriously about to become a Percy grenade.”
Leo made a bleh face. “Ew.”
“SO THE BATHROOM IS MINE!” Percy said, launching himself into the door. “MINEEEE!!”
“NO!” Leo said. He wrestled Percy to the ground again, trying to get Percy to give up and Leo could go in peace at last.
Frank walked سے طرف کی now. He shot Leo and Percy an alarmed glance, before hurrying off down another hallway. He came back with Piper.
“Okay, go work Piper magic.” Frank said, pushing her closer to the two wrestling boys. “I’m going to hide before things get messy.”
Piper watched as Frank ducked into a cut-out section of the دیوار and gave Leo and Percy an amused expression.
“Well?” Leo asked her. “Help me!”
Piper shook her head and sighed. “You two are idiots.”
“That’s great, BUT I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM!” Leo shouted back.
“Calm yourself, Repair Boy.” Piper chided. “And I’m right, آپ two are idiots.”
“Says who?” Percy demanded.
Piper rolled her eyes. “Boys. First of all,” she کہا putting her hands on her hips. “There are eight bathrooms on the ship.”
Leo and Percy stopped wrestling and stared at her like; Are آپ serious?
“Second,” Piper went on, pointing at the door the two had been arguing over furiously for the past few minutes. “This is the girls bathroom.”
About the 7 Children of the Prophecy, I think it's Percy who will lead the other 6. And I think that these names are the ones who will be in the Great Prophecy.
1. Percy Jackson=Son of Poseidon/Neptune
2. Jason Grace=Son of Zeus/Jupiter
3. Annabeth Chase=Daughter of Athena/Minerva
4. Nico di Angelo=Son of Hades/Pluto
5. Piper Mclean=Daughter of Aphrodite/Venus
6. Leo Valdez=Son of Hephaestus/Vulcan
7. Frank Zhang=Son of Ares/Mars
These are just my best guesses. And i hope that they are also the destined 7 demigods of the prophecy.
Thanks for reading :)
1. Percy Jackson=Son of Poseidon/Neptune
2. Jason Grace=Son of Zeus/Jupiter
3. Annabeth Chase=Daughter of Athena/Minerva
4. Nico di Angelo=Son of Hades/Pluto
5. Piper Mclean=Daughter of Aphrodite/Venus
6. Leo Valdez=Son of Hephaestus/Vulcan
7. Frank Zhang=Son of Ares/Mars
These are just my best guesses. And i hope that they are also the destined 7 demigods of the prophecy.
Thanks for reading :)
Chapter One
Percy had thought about it all night and had finally decided. He was going to call him it seemed that it was the only possible way to get him and his other seven دوستوں out of this mess. Reyna was nocked out on the ground of the Roman camp. Percy sighed he'd told Annabeth about his friend he had met when he had gone to kill that baby alligator about a سال and a half ago. He was certain that this was a situation that they couldn't get out of. At dawn the اگلے morning Octavian was have Jason and Reyna die and offer them as a sacrifice to the Earth goddess. For the seven millionth time he cursed himself for being so unable to help. How could he? He was supposed to be the bravest, and he didn't want to call for help! He knew how to do this on his own. But Annabeth had agreed to the friend idea, and he knew he was being selfish سے طرف کی wanting all the glory for defeating Gaea himself.
So he finally decided to call his name,
Carter Kane
Percy had thought about it all night and had finally decided. He was going to call him it seemed that it was the only possible way to get him and his other seven دوستوں out of this mess. Reyna was nocked out on the ground of the Roman camp. Percy sighed he'd told Annabeth about his friend he had met when he had gone to kill that baby alligator about a سال and a half ago. He was certain that this was a situation that they couldn't get out of. At dawn the اگلے morning Octavian was have Jason and Reyna die and offer them as a sacrifice to the Earth goddess. For the seven millionth time he cursed himself for being so unable to help. How could he? He was supposed to be the bravest, and he didn't want to call for help! He knew how to do this on his own. But Annabeth had agreed to the friend idea, and he knew he was being selfish سے طرف کی wanting all the glory for defeating Gaea himself.
So he finally decided to call his name,
Carter Kane
He makes cliffhangers to cause us pain and to make him مزید money,
But his کتابیں are just to darn good to keep us from reading them all,
The lightning theif wasn't the best that I'm sorry I have to admit so sad,
Maybe it's true یا maybe it's just tainted سے طرف کی that monstrosity of a movie,
The sea of monsters was good,
But the titans curse was better,
The battle of the labyrinth had true twists and turns and unexpected changes,
The most grueling to percabeth(Rachel Elizabeth Dare)
The last Olympian finally concludes with action and exitement,
Then bursts out a brand new story starting with the lost hero,
The son of Neptune leaves us crying for Percabeth so much,
Oh some people think he will kill off Annabeth in the Mark of Athena
But I know better Rick's to smart and manipulative to do it !
He wants مزید fans,
And he won't do anything to lose the ones he has,
look closer and see,
everything he does,
is done strategically.
But his کتابیں are just to darn good to keep us from reading them all,
The lightning theif wasn't the best that I'm sorry I have to admit so sad,
Maybe it's true یا maybe it's just tainted سے طرف کی that monstrosity of a movie,
The sea of monsters was good,
But the titans curse was better,
The battle of the labyrinth had true twists and turns and unexpected changes,
The most grueling to percabeth(Rachel Elizabeth Dare)
The last Olympian finally concludes with action and exitement,
Then bursts out a brand new story starting with the lost hero,
The son of Neptune leaves us crying for Percabeth so much,
Oh some people think he will kill off Annabeth in the Mark of Athena
But I know better Rick's to smart and manipulative to do it !
He wants مزید fans,
And he won't do anything to lose the ones he has,
look closer and see,
everything he does,
is done strategically.