Rumours have been swirling in the medical world of a new and extremely catching disease: Officeonitis. Cases are popping up around the globe, faster than would be believed possible. Scientists are working frantically for a cure, but so far, none has been found, and numbers of those willing to try are dwindling as مزید and مزید succomb to this sickness.
It presents itself in a mild to serious case of obsessive behaviour. Those infected are known to spend hours every دن on web sites, trying to satisfy their hunger for مزید Office news. Withdrawal results in daydreaming, the inability to concentrate, and restless behaviour. Officeonitis can affect anyone, and there have been cases reported of Officeonitis in children as young as 2. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
1. A squeal of delight whenever the تاریخ of April 10, 2008 is mentioned.
2. Beginning every سوال asked with the word "Question."
3. Shouting the words "That's what she said!" after any statement that could be considered a sexual innuendo.
4. Incessant giggles upon hearing any of the following words: "bears," "beets," یا "Battlestar Galactica"
5. The attempt to master the art of putting a stapler in Jello.
6. The inability to eat جام without swooning and/or sighing with happiness.
If آپ یا someone آپ know has displayed any of the symptoms, well, it's too late: آپ cannot be saved. However, doctors are begging everyone infected to keep to themselves and to avoid at all costs spreading Officeonitis to their friends, families, and random strangers on the street.
Please: beware. Because once you've caught it, there's no going back.
It presents itself in a mild to serious case of obsessive behaviour. Those infected are known to spend hours every دن on web sites, trying to satisfy their hunger for مزید Office news. Withdrawal results in daydreaming, the inability to concentrate, and restless behaviour. Officeonitis can affect anyone, and there have been cases reported of Officeonitis in children as young as 2. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
1. A squeal of delight whenever the تاریخ of April 10, 2008 is mentioned.
2. Beginning every سوال asked with the word "Question."
3. Shouting the words "That's what she said!" after any statement that could be considered a sexual innuendo.
4. Incessant giggles upon hearing any of the following words: "bears," "beets," یا "Battlestar Galactica"
5. The attempt to master the art of putting a stapler in Jello.
6. The inability to eat جام without swooning and/or sighing with happiness.
If آپ یا someone آپ know has displayed any of the symptoms, well, it's too late: آپ cannot be saved. However, doctors are begging everyone infected to keep to themselves and to avoid at all costs spreading Officeonitis to their friends, families, and random strangers on the street.
Please: beware. Because once you've caught it, there's no going back.
How come this versions called 'the office' as if its the original when its clearly just a bastardised dumbed down version of the actual british one? I mean i have the occasional laugh at this one but its just so insanely blatant, which when آپ compare it to the subtle lines and nods of the british one it makes it look like the special little brother version. 'The office (uk)' should just be 'the office' and the american dumbed down to hell version should be 'the office (us remake).
Any way why do americans have to remake every british programme and take out all the things that made it brilliant in the first place? Theyll be remaking monty ازگر - life of brian اگلے starring
Will Ferrel and Adam Sandler.
Any way why do americans have to remake every british programme and take out all the things that made it brilliant in the first place? Theyll be remaking monty ازگر - life of brian اگلے starring
Will Ferrel and Adam Sandler.