The Proto-Famous family Article: Mudaik in WonderLand: The Queen

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posted by SierraDawnV2

Mudaik in WonderLand: The Queen

CandyHearts led the group down a long, dark corridor, holding the گلابی torch in her hand. At the end of the corridor was the Queen's throneroom.
"Why doesn't he call himself the King of Hearts?" Evan-Hare asked Annabelle-Hatter. Scarlet-Cat hushed him.
"Because in 'Alice in WonderLand', the King was dead."
"Damnit, Cheshire!! آپ broke the fourth دیوار again!" Annabelle said.
Scarlet-Cat vanished, mumbling something about stupid viruses and overrated parodies of مقبول movies.
CandyHearts stood with her back against the door. "Now, his Highness is a very easily angered person. Don't get on his bad side. یا beat him. یا سوال his title. یا his apparel. یا the fact that I'm his knave. یا his hair. یا his nails. And don't say anything about me. At all. He will go ape shit on you. Don't tell him I کہا that."
This didn't sound like Dominic at all. Dominic was a level-headed person, never getting angry unless direly necessary. What had Mudaik gotten himself into? Who was behind the door? CandyHearts pushed open the humungous doors the reveal the most awkward sight ever.
Echo in a dress.
"... Echo?" Mudaik asked. CandyHearts facepalmed.
"You dare say my name," Echo of Hearts کہا in a dark tone. He stood up, his sword hanging limply in his hands. He ripped off his dress to reveal his shirtlessness and phattpantsness.
Before Echo of Hearts got a proper aim, CandyHearts stood in front of Mudaik.
"My Queen, آپ mustn't lose your temper, dear."
...

...

DEAR?! Seriously?!

"You're right, my Knave. Very well. What is it that آپ challenged me to, Alice?" Echo of Hearts asked.
"... I want آپ to... Uh..." Checkers were OUT of the question. No possible way Mudaik could best Echo in checkers. "I want to have a tournament of riddles."

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thetacoman STUPID MUDAIK. STAB HIM. STAB HIM MADLY WITH YOUR PORTABLE AND VERY SHARP EVENT HORIZON.

SierraDawnV2 Echo knows how to leave. ._.

thetacoman But still. I want Mudaik to go guano-mad on Echo.

SierraDawnV2 Maybe. Maybe.

thetacoman This will be pleasing.

SierraDawnV2 You will get what you wish for~ *author, AWWWAAAAYYY~ *Nyan-cats*

thetacoman NYANYANYANYA~!

SierraDawnV2 You never cease to amuse me'.

thetacoman I try. :D

MephilesTheDark Pfft. You people are insane.

thetacoman Yes we are. :D

SierraDawnV2 JOIN THE DARK SIDE, MY DEAR SISTAH.

thetacoman Sopor flows in the rivers and the streets are paved with the Virus hallucinatory drug BloodTox.

SierraDawnV2 That's scary.

thetacoman Yes. Hallucinogens everywhere.

MephilesTheDark ... And here I was thinking it was just sugar.

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Escape- Scarlet&Dominic

posted by SierraDawnV2

The woman in the blue سکرٹ, گھیرنا sat in the dark room, in a straightjacket and totally alone. She gritted her perfect, white teeth in anger. Her red eyes shone like a flare, another hint that she was pissed off. Her hair was tangled into the jacket, so she couldn't really اقدام her head without ripping the marvellous locks. She snarled at the so-called mirror in her room, very aware that it was a two-way, and that the scientists on the other side were monitoring her every move. She scrambled around, trying to activate her chainsaw arms, but nothing happened. This was a pretty tight jacket. She...

Character Sheet: Cpt. Jackson (Edited,Toned down Version.)

posted by marksmen456

Full Name: Jackson Cartman
Nickname: Sourpuss. Capt. Stupid.
Gender: Male.
Species: Infectuit
Age: 27
Birthday: March 8th
Sexuality: Straight.
Nationality: American.
Religon: Christian,Doesn't go to church much though.
City یا Town: He moves around everywhere,But orginally in New York.
Currently Lives: Near Annabelle's farm.
Language Spoken: English,Doesn't say much though.
Native language: English.
Relationship Status: Single.

Height: 6'8
Weight: 120 lbs
Hair Color: Black.
Hair Style: Short,Smooth.
Eye Color: White.
Skin Color: White.
Tattoos: A Snake that goes down his back.
Piercings: None.
Scars: A large scar...

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Barely Related Stuff

posted by thetacoman

آپ pick up a stylus. It radiates with the power of ten-thousand ancient djinn.
You write your name, Alexander Tyremonius, in the دیوار of your skin tent.
The tent smokes. آپ run out, and as آپ do so, آپ see another person inside.
You run in and retrieve him.
He chants something in a foreign language and the tent disappears.
He asks, 'Who are you?' though not in a way آپ could understand if he wasn't speaking in your mind.
This doesn't freak آپ out; آپ have heard voices many times.
But it seems that this time they have a body.
You respond, in your native Greek/Egyptian horrorterror slang, 'The...

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The Quest for the Holey Golf کلب of Larke

posted by thetacoman

At the time of Larke's prime, he set a job for the metallurgist of Fortuna, the capitol of Iachae.
This was the task of creating a weapon that could be used سے طرف کی anyone, and could wield energy equal to the Skytanks of Taetoro.
The metallurgist, receiving a vision after visiting the shrine of St. Galas, created the ultimate in ergonomic and powerful weapons.
They were called 'The Irons of the Martyr.'
Larke used them to slay evil in Nimea for the span of his life (twelve-and-three-hundred years) before, almost in response to his murder, they were scattered across the Universe.
Legend says that they will be reunited when Larke's heir awakens...

--Bored and wanted to make an exposition. I have nothing like a story yet. Suggestions are welcome, and if آپ don't have them, dig deep into your soul, and if آپ don't still, well, do some مزید soul searching.--

Cookie's Character Sheet

posted by thetacoman

Character's Full Name: Cookie
Reason یا meaning of name: Obsessed with Oreos
Nickname: Cookie
Reason for nickname: ^Above

Birthdate: Same as Mudaik
Astrological Sign: ^Above

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
Age: 16, 17?
How old does s/he appear? The same
Eye Color: His eyes are tiny Oreos. :3 (Black)
Glasses یا contacts?: Sunglasses that reflect where his eyes are with light strips
Hair color: Black
Distinguishable hair feature (bald, receding hairline, etc.): Combed perfectly
Type of hair (coarse, fine, thick, etc?): Fine
Typical hairstyle: Combed well
Height: 6’2”
Weight: 190 lbs.
Type of body/build: Fit
Nationality:...

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Mr. Illustrious' Contiguity Warping

posted by thetacoman

Life is turbulent for a test character.
You always have to perform at your highest level just to guarantee your continued existence outside of the Character Bin یا even the nothingness that was مصنف Forgot Who آپ Were.
This wasn't true of me. For years I've existed. I was an antagonist to the Perfect Singer, That Weird Creep that led a Coup against my Father, and I was finally The Most Illustrious Dictator.
Until now. I was almost forgotten, only to be replaced dually سے طرف کی a Shah and a Brit.
But I broke in to the Asylum. It wasn't even that hard because the inter-contiguity barrier didn't recognize...

Gone Mental

posted by thetacoman

--Set in Mudaik's brain. Supposing this is where they go 'behind the scenes'.--

A horrid amber lake shone ominously, the sides of which featured strange green eggs that were in various states of development. The center of it had a large tower done in the Gothic style....
And that was just Lewis' world.
The entire Asylum with its soaring بادل worlds and abysmal vaults was fully ready to churn out things to entertain people who loved the Apocalypse.
And it all was in Mudaik's twisted little head.

The Board Room was basically Mudaik's world; in there he had a ڈیسک and a large بستر (a small hammock...

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The Battle of the Evans: A Documentary of a "Who's Better" Competition

posted by IntrepidKeris

Author's Note: This is a story idea I've had since MephilesTheDark, on her art of Evan Simons called "Taste My Power", replied that her Evan would light my Evan's hair on fire. I'm sorry is Simons is OOC, I don't really know his personality the best, so I'm guessing here. Well, here goes nothing...
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So it was a pleasant day. Balmy, breezy, the blue sky dotted with patches of puffy, lumpy clouds. Sagittarius Park looked beautiful with all the flowers in bloom. The massive stone-gray fountain, four centaurs with their bows drawn, arrows prepped for launching,...

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Unfinished vent.

posted by MephilesTheDark

N/A: I'm not sure what this is یا who this is about. (Read: It's about Alex, آپ fuckwits.)Take out of it what آپ may.

I started this a few days ago, and I haven't the motivation to finish it. Eeehhh...

And yes it is very shitty. *needs to write مزید Alex stuff*

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They're like insects, in a way. Flying around in circles, looking only for the simplest things to solve their needs. People are blessed with this attribute, this ability, one could say, to annoy the shit out of me with their noise, as they push their way into my eyes.

Sometimes I watch them and pay attention to their antics;...

Marvelous misadventures of Annabelle

posted by Black-knight77

She raced around the corner and hid in the دیوار cupboard. She could smell dusty towels that hadn’t been used in years. There was a large مکڑی اگلے to Annabelle’s head, but it didn’t bother it in the slightest. It would make a god snack but she was to scared out of her wits to be hungry.
“ANNABELLE!” a loud voice came from the kitchen. “Annabelle! Get your پچھواڑے, گدا in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ right now!”
Annabelle pressed herself against the far wall. There was only one person that could turn this dangerous, mass-murdering, basket-case of a virus into a terrified heap of... stuff. Blacklight goo....

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.:This Is Why I Hate Your House:. Cookie/CandyPants

posted by thetacoman

Of course today was not different than any other day.
Cookie gobbled up a few Oreo's and had Muval drive him to CandyPants' house.
He had bought her a Scalemate the other دن as Mudaik and was going to ask if he was allowed to name it Senator Lemonsnout.
"Muval, did آپ drive to the right home?" asked Cookie as he saw the perfectly manicured lawn and the missing lawn gnome that had been rather offensive in the past.
He heard Scarlet's beautiful chainsaw-esque maniacal laugh and immediately wondered who died.
He saw the government van.
Oh Larke.
Scarlet killed a Senator.

Muval drove away with the promise...

A Dull Explanation of how PFF works

posted by thetacoman

--Warning; this مضمون contains یا will contain spoilers--
Proto-Famous Family Continuities

Proto-FAMOUS Family (BK77&MN)

This continuity is most simply described as the ‘baseline’. It mostly has characters filially related to the میں تپ, تپ characters of both series, یا characters with a stated interest in them.
It mostly follows the actions of Blacklight (which was previously only Annabelle, but has recently تقسیم, الگ کریں to the communal consciousness of Annabelle, Alex, and Ethan), which is the ‘protagonist’. Blacklight lives with پسندیدہ characters from both series, such as Zeke, Cole MacGrath,...

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Terrence Bios

posted by thetacoman

Character's Full Name: Terrence D. Nois
Reason یا meaning of name: An incredibly Pure name
Nickname: Reject
Reason for nickname: His parents sent him to the Purists for having a nervous tick

Birth date: His parents never told him/he never celebrated it
Astrological Sign: See above

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
Age 25 (he thinks)
How old does s/he appear? 24-26
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses یا contacts? No
Hair color: Brown
Distinguishable hair feature (bald, receding hairline, etc.): Short
Type of hair (coarse, fine, thick, etc?) Coarse
Typical hairstyle: Messy
Height: 6’1”
Weight: 150 lbs.
Type of body/build: Lean....

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Mudaik in WonderLand: The خرگوش and the Hatter

posted by SierraDawnV2

Mudaik in WonderLand: The خرگوش and the Hatter

Scarlet-Cat lead Mudaik to a sign. One pointed East, the other pointed Weast. When Scarlet-Cat pondered at the sign, Mudaik began to get hysterical. She didn't know the way?! He sighed with relief when she went Weast.

Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka! The amazing chocolateer! Wee! Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka! Ev'rybody give a cheer!

Mudaik dreaded the song that raped his ears. The Willy Wonka song from that one movie. It had Johnny Depp in it... Ah, well.
Scarlet-Cat marched into the clearing, which held the trash heap known as the Hatter's corner. Mudaik...

Vievue Character Bios

posted by thetacoman

Conduit/Virus Character Sheet

Basic-
Name: Vievue
Age: 39
Birth date: 29th June

Appearance-
Supposed Age (Age as appears): 39
Height: 5’11”
Weight: 134
Skin: Tan (Mediterranean)
Hair Colour: Brown
Eye Colour: Grey
Type of Face: Oval
Build: Lean

Clothing/Jewelry-
Top (Uppermost): All-purpose tactical vest
(Bottommost): Simple white T-shirt
Bottom: Tactical pants
Jewels (Face): One earring in the shape of a Bacteriophage
(Neck): None
(Torso): None
(Legs): None
(Feet): Anklet

Weaponry-
Melee: Depending on the prions she’s absorbed (Lyto-Mania میں تپ, تپ is the Iron Lady’s claw)
Ranged: ^See above (Lyto-Mania cannon...

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Incorporeal Diabo

posted by thetacoman

--Even my dreams are self-deprecating. I could levitate, and one of the NPC's called me Zen-master یا something of the like. It was set against a zombie apocalypse, and when I realized I was immune to the virus یا whatever, the 'audience' booed and asked why I should be the one who was immune. This had nothing to do with the story, but I wanted to share. This is my article.--

The End-Of-Day redaction was the most nauseating part of Diabo living in this new universe.
The sensation of being drawn into a vacuum was worse than finding out Chinese yo-yo's were made out of paper and a stick instead...

Bestest دوستوں and Vengance

posted by thetacoman

Everyone has friends... everyone needs friends...
I don't have any. My only friend since I escaped New Colony is gone now...
Everyone has friends... but me... everyone needs friends... and I probably do...

Terrence was tired of running, but the gang of Conduits that was chasing him had no problem with it. He'd get worn out soon, and it didn't look as though the Purists would come through here any time soon.
At the side of the road, Terrence was pretty sure he saw the Y of a slingshot...
The first Conduit got knocked down. Their anatomy meant they could withstand bullets from a Purist battalion,...

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.:Give it Up, Motava:. DarkScarlet

posted by SierraDawnV2

Scarlet sat on the couch, alone in the house, turning over the ripped fabric of her old skirt. She ran her tongue over her perfect teeth and recalled her days of being hostile.

"What a nice time that was,"said a dark voice in the back of her mind. She swallowed.
"No, I hurt people," she responded. She knew that no one else was home, so she was comfortable talking to herself.
"Hoe, we had fun. You're a dumbass."
"If I'm a dumbass, you're an assdumb," Scarlet کہا in a joking tone. "Ah, I چرا لیا, چوری کی Black Knight's quote."
"What?... You're a fucking retard."
"It takes one to know one, love."...

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وہیل, حوت v. ہاتھی

posted by thetacoman

--Set in the FUUUTURRR. The Shah is repelling an attack from Great Britainfection. He's replaced Muval as the head of the Verdilight Virus (DS-1132 B) and Infected elephants. Because Verdilight is an animal virus. And crap.
Simon has a big army of whales, and he plans on destroying the Lytic Empire State after he gets done with That Place Near Tejas.
Cole powers a tank (lol), and the rest of the Family is protecting the Lytic Empire State's capitol, Manhattan.--

A great big flying whale!
A great big flying whale!
A great big flying وہیل, حوت are we in!
We've got this flying whale!
We've got this flying...