The Proto-Famous family Article: Mudaik in WonderLand: The Queen

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posted by SierraDawnV2

Mudaik in WonderLand: The Queen

CandyHearts led the group down a long, dark corridor, holding the گلابی torch in her hand. At the end of the corridor was the Queen's throneroom.
"Why doesn't he call himself the King of Hearts?" Evan-Hare asked Annabelle-Hatter. Scarlet-Cat hushed him.
"Because in 'Alice in WonderLand', the King was dead."
"Damnit, Cheshire!! آپ broke the fourth دیوار again!" Annabelle said.
Scarlet-Cat vanished, mumbling something about stupid viruses and overrated parodies of مقبول movies.
CandyHearts stood with her back against the door. "Now, his Highness is a very easily angered person. Don't get on his bad side. یا beat him. یا سوال his title. یا his apparel. یا the fact that I'm his knave. یا his hair. یا his nails. And don't say anything about me. At all. He will go ape shit on you. Don't tell him I کہا that."
This didn't sound like Dominic at all. Dominic was a level-headed person, never getting angry unless direly necessary. What had Mudaik gotten himself into? Who was behind the door? CandyHearts pushed open the humungous doors the reveal the most awkward sight ever.
Echo in a dress.
"... Echo?" Mudaik asked. CandyHearts facepalmed.
"You dare say my name," Echo of Hearts کہا in a dark tone. He stood up, his sword hanging limply in his hands. He ripped off his dress to reveal his shirtlessness and phattpantsness.
Before Echo of Hearts got a proper aim, CandyHearts stood in front of Mudaik.
"My Queen, آپ mustn't lose your temper, dear."
...

...

DEAR?! Seriously?!

"You're right, my Knave. Very well. What is it that آپ challenged me to, Alice?" Echo of Hearts asked.
"... I want آپ to... Uh..." Checkers were OUT of the question. No possible way Mudaik could best Echo in checkers. "I want to have a tournament of riddles."

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thetacoman STUPID MUDAIK. STAB HIM. STAB HIM MADLY WITH YOUR PORTABLE AND VERY SHARP EVENT HORIZON.

SierraDawnV2 Echo knows how to leave. ._.

thetacoman But still. I want Mudaik to go guano-mad on Echo.

SierraDawnV2 Maybe. Maybe.

thetacoman This will be pleasing.

SierraDawnV2 You will get what you wish for~ *author, AWWWAAAAYYY~ *Nyan-cats*

thetacoman NYANYANYANYA~!

SierraDawnV2 You never cease to amuse me'.

thetacoman I try. :D

MephilesTheDark Pfft. You people are insane.

thetacoman Yes we are. :D

SierraDawnV2 JOIN THE DARK SIDE, MY DEAR SISTAH.

thetacoman Sopor flows in the rivers and the streets are paved with the Virus hallucinatory drug BloodTox.

SierraDawnV2 That's scary.

thetacoman Yes. Hallucinogens everywhere.

MephilesTheDark ... And here I was thinking it was just sugar.

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.:Did I Mention I'm Disregarding You?:. Nightlocke/Tanokotech

posted by thetacoman

Nightlocke sat in the marital بستر she shared with Tanokotech, her husband of at least two-thousand years. She never slept; a past mistake prevented her from doing so. Instead, it was comforting to know that she could still curl up with a good book about the intricacies of sleep disorders and other sleep impairments.
As usual, Tanokotech was elsewhere in the castle, probably dancing یا throwing Imps at the wall.
She didn't care. She didn't care for the past two-thousand years, why tonight?
Tanokotech slunk into the room, metallic blue smudges all over his جیکٹ from where he tried to clean it...

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.:Do Not:. Blink&Echo

posted by SierraDawnV2

.:Do Not:. Blink&Echo

"Will آپ put down the barbecue sauce? You're not going to eat her," کہا the pink-themed god. The blue one threw the bottle of condiment at his brother.
"Yes, I will. Brother dear, it is not my fault that آپ brought little Miss Bite-Size to my attention."
Echo rolled his eyes. "You're such a dog."
Blink smirked at his brother. "You hypocrite."
Echo traced his claws along his bracelets. "I spoke with Nightlocke today. She کہا that آپ had tried to eat her."
Blink lifted one blonde eyebrow. "Get to the point, brother."
"You want to screw CandyPants, don't...

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Proper Gentleman

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AAH

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Mudaik in WonderLand: The Riddles

posted by SierraDawnV2

Mudaik in WonderLand: The Riddles

"I want to have a tournament of riddles."
Echo of Hearts looked intrigued. "Alright. آپ first."
Mudaik took in a deep breath. "What gets wet as it dries?"
Echo raised an eyebrow. "How quaint. A towel. What can go up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?"
Mudaik thought for a moment. "... An umbrella. What's black, White, and red all over?"
Echo chuckled. "I'm tempted to say 'bleeding zebra', but then I would lose. A newspaper. What has four legs in the beginning, two in the middle, and three in the end?"
Mudaik cursed himself. Echo's good at riddles?!...

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Mudaik in WonderLand: The Knave

posted by SierraDawnV2

Mudaik in WonderLand: The Knave

"Tell me' who I am about to slay, little knight," Mudaik said. The knight scoffed.
"I am no knight. I am a knave!" The KNAAAAAVVVEEE was avoiding Mudaik's question.
"Answer my question, Knave."
Of course, the Knave removed his helmet. Only to reveal that the Knave wasn't a he.
"CandyPants?!" Mudaik demanded. The love of his life was threatening to kill him... Ugh.
"Who's 'CandyPants'?! Sounds like a stripper!" The knave said. "I am CandyHearts, Knave of the Queen's Court." She raised the lance up to level with Mudaik's face.
"I need to see the...

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Mudaik Receives a House Call

posted by thetacoman

آپ wake up. آپ are in a بستر that is decorated with a black-widow comforter and a تکیا with matching pillowcase. آپ decide now is a good time to get up.
But first, who are you?

You are Mudaik Mad-Shah. آپ are the Shah of the area to the immediate West of Tejas.
You have a healthy fascination with spiders and know many songs and lullabies just about them.
You are also a raving sociopath with a fear/fascination of cows and have the tendency fly off the handle whenever someone annoys you, which would be a lot if your girlfriend, also the only person آپ relate to, didn’t spoil your fun with...

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Mudaik in WonderLand: To the House of Cards!

posted by SierraDawnV2

Mudaik in WonderLand: To The House of Cards

Scarlet-Cat flew above the gang, and Mudaik trudged through the slime, muck, and mud, groaning, complaining, and nearly throwing up. The Hatter/Hare duo were smarter about their surroundings and went around the marshes. After a while, Scarlet-Cat pulled him out and threw him at the Hatter. "Incoming, Stain-Brat!"
Annabelle caught Mudaik, quickly discarding him. "Oh, piss off, pussy!"
"Is that the best that you've got?" Scarlet-Cat asked, before she disappeared. Annabelle fumed.
Scarlet-Cat reappeared an گھنٹہ later, with a lamp shade on her head...

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Mudaik in WonderLand: The Cheshire Cat

posted by SierraDawnV2

Mudaik in WonderLand: The Cheshire Cat

Mudaik opened his eyes to see... An acid trip? Everything was glowing, butterflies were flying toast, and CandyPants was no where in sight. He looked around.
"CandyPants?" he asked the air.
"No. Cheshire." A familiar voice said. Mudaik whipped his head around, only to see no one. He looked up to see a familiar face floating in the air. CandyPants' mom?
"Uh... What are آپ doing here, mother of the woman that I love?"
Scarlet's face looked confused. The blue cat ears on her head didn't look like a headband. "You loon, I am mother to no one! This pussy...

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I Broke Your Vase

posted by thetacoman

Shattering.
It made a hideous noise.
It was indefinable. It was frightening to the core.
It was especially bad when it was your Uncle Ethan's.
Ia backed away slowly, hoping to avoid someone who would finally assimilate him for this unforgivable offense.
Larke.
He was dead.

Here Alex was, minding his own business while screwing with Annabelle's SocialNoose, when a little thing in only his jammies crashed into his torso.
"OI I DIDN'T DO NOTHING IT WAS ONE OF THE OTHER-oh," he yelled.
"Uncle Alex?" asked Ia, positively guilty to death.
"Poor little git," Alex said, naturally patronizing. "You look as though...

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Why X never shows her face.

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Sail.

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Security blanket.

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A Bunch of SocialNoose Crap

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--Oh pfff. The last adventure that was Ia-centric was a bit of a success, so I decided to introduce another thing like it. c: Guide at bottom.--

--Ia’s looking for some skinny jeans at Borvetei’s. And it isn’t going well. His poor little PJ سب, سب سے اوپر is covered in مکھن and it looks like he’s dying in the corset. :)
--Posted سے طرف کی BiomassSadist. (4)Likes (0)Death Threats--L) NN, 01, SN, CP

--It’s bloody 25cm. I’ll be a MacGrath’s uncle if he has a 25cm waist.
--Posted سے طرف کی BiomassAway. (0)Likes (0)Death Threats

--570P R4GG1NG 0N 7H3 P00R 7H1NG 4ND 7RY 70 741K H1M 1N70 50M37H1NG D1FF3R3N7.
--Posted...

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فر, سمور Coats and Snowflakes

posted by thetacoman

Ia logged into his SocialNoose to announce what he planned to do for the day.

--im going to that nice place annabelle showed me to get that lovely کوٹ :3 i think it suits me
--Posted سے طرف کی platonicsnowflakes. (0)Likes (0)Death Threats

It was met with a rather lackluster response.

--5W337H34R7, 1 54W 7H47 01D 7H1NG P13A53 D0N'7 G37 17.
--Posted سے طرف کی N1H111N1RV4N4. (0)Likes (0)Death Threats

--Yeah, 1 saw 1t t00. CandyPants 1snt very n1ce w1th her capt10ns.
--Posted سے طرف کی 0ut11er1nvested. (0)Likes (0)Death Threats

This called for some excessive whining.
Closing the 'Safari' application on his iPhone, he quickly...

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Flames.

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Ethan.

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I'm human.

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