Total Drama Island Fancharacters Article: THE SHIT.

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posted by Lolly4me2

The highest point of the night.

DOHOHOHOHOHO~

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Sofie: *tied up in a cage with blind-fold* ... Why is it so dark? It smells like feet in here... where am I?!
Vizcount Druitt: Here in this cage is a prostitute. She has مالٹا, نارنگی hair, will do whatever آپ tell her for Pocky, and couldn't hit the blind-side of a barn. Who wants her? ;D
Sofie: EXCUSE ME?
*lights go out*
*punching and smacking and snapping sounds*
Sofie: BLOODY HELL! D: *blindfold comes off* >_< ... 0.0
Sebastian: *wearing glasses* Ello. چائے and crumpets and biscuits and کیکڑے, جھینگا on a skillet.
Sofie: ...
Sebastian: ... I'm British, آپ know.
Sofie: Who are you?
Sebastian: D: My lady... I am your butler.
Sofie: ...
Sebastian: -_- *takes off glasses*
Sofie: SEBASTIAN! THANK GOD. Untie me.
Sebastian: *unties*
Us: *epic face plz*

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Me: *talking to Sierra* Do آپ think آپ can get an STD from watching to much yaoi?
Sierra: Well actually--
Minora: What yaoi?
Me: ...
Sierra: D:...
Minora: 8D
Me: ...
Sierra: D:...
Minora: 8D?

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Sofie: *hacking people's heads off with a chainsaw* I. AM. THE. ONLY. OC. WHO. CAN. BE. NAMED. SOOOFFFIIIEEEEEEE! *hack hack hack* I WAS HERE FIRST!! 2008, BITCH!!
Grell: *comes up behind me* WHAT THE FUCK, YOUNG LADY.
Me: *twirls around* D:!
Grell: -__-
Me: D:... *hands over bloody chainsaw*
Grell: *pushes it back to me* I love your hair. ;D
Me: 8D!

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Eiko: *in therapy* ... And thats how I lost my eye.
Therapist: *throws book at her* PANSY.
Eiko: D: *not epic face plz*

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Lolly4me2: Duncan-superfan... duncanxgwen4evr... آپ both need to have a threesome with Ryoga. SO SAYS JESUS. ... Me. -.-
Jessi: I get the bottom half! 8D
DS: D<!

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ONE مزید THING..
Do آپ think this is a woman? (see picture below)

Heh.. ._.

Ryoga_Rocks, Duncan-superfan and 1 other like this

Duncan-superfan I knew you typed this Lolly when I saw the title. xD This was funny as hell.. XD

Lolly4me2 *glomps*

Duncan-superfan Aww.. I wanted the bottom half.. Wait.. I get his SEXEH FACE! ..and nips.. xD

Lolly4me2 XDDD Oh my god, Kyra! D: Dirty.

Duncan-superfan Sowwy! >w<

Lolly4me2 Nah, I'm way more dirty. XD QUITE AWLRIGHT, MY DEAR. 0w0

Duncan-superfan Yay! :p Oh and by the way, Grell(?) is preeeeeetyyyy.. |3

Lolly4me2 GRELL. INDEED THAT BE THE NAME. :3 For a man... yes... yes he is. XD

Duncan-superfan Yay! I can remember names! :D I.. can't stop.. staring at his... hair.. God, red heads are epic shiz. *goes on and on about hair* 'w'

Lolly4me2 His hair comes down to like... his ANKLES! D8 Thats almost... 4 feet of... beautiful... red... hair... ;A; *shivers* Grell's a real cutie. 8D

Duncan-superfan Damn! o_o What anime is Grell from anyway?

Lolly4me2 Black Butler. 8D If I haven't talked a crapload about BB already... ;A; It's really good and you should watch it! Ya know.. if you like a blood bath, then emotional stuff, then more blood then cats and grim reapers and (FALSE FANSERVICE) ... stuff... 8D <33 And hot guys. XD But not like THAT matters... ;)

Duncan-superfan I love all that, Lolly. >3

Lolly4me2 Then maybe it's destiny. >3

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total drama monster pt 3 the مکڑی challenge

posted by bcthestrongest

Winnie: ok what u guys got
Tammy:the nightmare tamers
*a sigh with a whip and an animal in it comes *
Winnie:creepy Miho chan what u got
Miho chan: Killer skulls thanks to Nikki
*a skull with bones through it goes in it*
Winnie: scary Kat what u got
Kat: crazy jaggers
*a crazy sign goes up*
Winnie: u guys just nuts
*on the side of the forest *
Winnie: ok this is where the first challenge will take
Courtney:what happen if we dont win
Winnie:u would take the drop of monsters o ella
Ella: a monster of Winnie choice would scoop u up and take u to its habit
Courtney: *gasp* what we have to do
Winnie: feed a...

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my oc and Scruffy singing repo warning language

posted by bcthestrongest

Kush and November: mark it up mark it up mark it up
Spider:where the fuck is dad brothers
Scruffy:he left me in charge sister
Spider: i dont take lip from a slut cunt
Vitim:my sister and brother should fuck
Scruffy:pavi shut the fuck up im the smartest and the toughest i will find a hole and fuck it if their aint none i will make one Lugi dont take no shit from no one brain mark it up only i got brains enough

Vitim:you dont got the guys brother
Scruffy: o yes i do sister daddy would give me the dam will and i scratch your guys name out

Borneo: *looks at his phone*
Lh: Brother
Borneo:yea nigga
Lh:did...

Last Sunday night- Collab(Lyrics)-Pick your parts :3

posted by STALKER-TOAST

Saph's parts:
There's a black guy in my bed
There's a ringin' in my head
Empty bottles on the floor
A tied up dead asian whore

I should probably take a bath
Put some ountment on my rash
Is that a piercing on my twat
I don't remember getting that

Pictures of last night
Ended up online
Of me nude, retweet

LAST SUNDAY NIGHT!

Yeah we drink until we dropped
Neighbors tryed to call the cops
But no one could make us stop
Last sunday night
Got my hand stuck in a drain
Never been in so much pain
Even Paris Hilton came!
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Free parts open:
Naked tennis in the park
Try to light a fat guy's fart
Yeah that wasn't very smart
Last...

La resistance-OC version(Warning: ALOT of cussing :P)

posted by STALKER-TOAST

(Sorry,but I'm REALLY bored)

Leeroy: God has smiled upon آپ this day
The fate of a nation in your hands
And blessed be the children we,
who fight with all our bravery
'til only the righteous stand.
You see the distant flames, they bellow in the night.
You fight in all our names for what we know is right.
And when آپ all get shot and cannot carry on
Though آپ die, La Resistance lives on.

Leeroy and the other Children: آپ may get stabbed in the head with a dagger یا sword.
You may be burned to death یا skinned alive یا worse.
But when they torture you, آپ will not feel the need to run
For though you...

their third دن with them and a surpise in store

posted by bcthestrongest

Lizzy as a bat

The plane lands in a part of new york the girls walk off with head down and look up they see candy cebella sweet sugar Noah sinto bones kusher and meat on the سب, سب سے اوپر hi guys کہا Noah he smile a lovely smile at them hiya کہا Izzy who just jump on Noah nice to see u to iz کہا Noah with a smile whats up Duncan کہا Candy o nothing still a Juvenal girl کہا Duncan no still a Juvenal boy کہا Candy nope کہا Duncan Lindsay کہا Sugar she went and hug Lindsay hi Ramona کہا cebella well hi girls hows Kenya کہا Ramona with a smile she got voted off کہا Kusher no she quit کہا میں butterscotch, بوٹرسکوٹچ she never came ہوم کہا Bones what کہا everyone yea she like vanish im sorry کہا Sweet Chris called his crew to find Kenya a couple of hours later his crew pages him and says no luck finding her Chris looks down in shame but he looks up at her cousins they had turn into monsters to be continue

candy before medusa

candy after medusa

Kenya in paris sh

Bloody sister

noah baby sister

bones with his ears hiding not well

cebella sweet and sugar with candy with blonde hair

sugar before the attack

“The Secret Life of the Vampires chapter 1 part 2”

posted by aprilacne

Chris: ok now I know I made آپ do stuff in the past but things have changed-there are no challenges turns out that you’re family wants آپ to stay hear for ever…now who’s related to who?

Duncan: I’m related to Nikki

Chris: that’s it…well guess what there are no teams…

Onyx: good…

b.j.: I can handle that…

Owen: *farts* sorry…

James: EW…nice one dude…*farts louder than Owen*

Everyone *except Owen and James*: EWWWWWWWW!!!

Fay: is that chocolate…GIMME!

Chris: fine…ok آپ are free to do whatever آپ want!

*B.J. walks away from every one when he doesn’t see anyone he sniffed...

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Boyfriend kisser

added by TditdaCourtney

Source: me,tdwt

Tabitha

added by tabithasb13

Source: me

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Total Drama Castaway Episode 1.

posted by Lollipop97

Jason: Hi people outside of your television! I'm Jason and this is my super annoying sistar, Rachel!

Rachel: Jason, آپ know i can hear you, right?

Jason: Yes, i know and do'nt care about it!

Rachel: Oooh Jason! When that camera turn off, i'm so gonna give you!

Jason: Yeah, we'll see it's آپ یا me who's the strongest when the camera turns of. . .

Rachel: I've made another decission, we'll just do it now! I mean, the contestants is'nt gonna come before a couple of minutes, so why do'nt we just do it now?

Jason: I do'nt wanna look messy on the screen!

Rachel: *makes chicken sounds* Chiiikeeen!

Jason:...

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Total Drama Island TAKE II Episode "Calling ALL Campers!" Part 1

posted by TditdaCourtney

Diamond:Hello I'm your NEW host Diamond! Yes,i have replaced that old dirt bag Chris. Well Lets get to show! WELCOME TO TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND....TAKE II!

*Theme Song Plays.I wanna Be Famous!*

Diamond:Welcome back! Were here in the woods! Now lets meet Our Only intern KATIE!

Katie:Umm hi,What happened to Chris? and Why am I the only intern?!

Diamond:First off thats classified information,second off Thats classified information! GOT IT! Katie:O_O Yes SIR I MEAN M'AM!

Diamond:Now,lets get to our first victim I mean beautiful Camper! Leigh:*Shyly Gets off Crappy Boat* hi.....

Diamond:Hi Hi,now go Stand...

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Jake and korea part 3

posted by sugarsweet076

"....Hey is there any way we can اقدام this modeling thing to اگلے weekend?"

"I'm sorry Korea..but It's tonight یا آپ miss آپ job"

"Ok thanks"

I walked to Jake's house and he opened the door.

"Hey Korea"

"hey..i want to know what dress i'm wearing for the dance tonight"

"Well i love the red one....but the i like thee black ONE BETTER"

"Thanks!" i kissed his cheek and left.

I will miss the modeling thing it doesn't matter as much as Jake mean to me.

I went ہوم and got dressed.I did my hair and waited until Jake to pick me up.I heard a knock.
I opened the door to see him wearing a tux.He looked so cute!

"Wow Korea آپ look amazing!"

"Thanks..you look so cute in that tux"

"Thanks...you wanna go?"

"Sure"

We drove to the dance.I had a great time until.........2 be continued.

Meera and Jayden's Audition tapes

posted by jadore_renard

Meera's Tape:

*Camera turns on to reveal a nice clean room*

Meera: *sits down on her بستر in front of the camera* Hello, mt name is Meera Sonozaki, and I think I could contribute greatly to the cast of Total Drama. *smiles* I have strong leadership skills that could really help a team reach it's goals. Not to mention tha-
*Suddenly the loud, but muffled sound of No place to Hide سے طرف کی Korn is heard from the other side of the wall*
Meera: *stands up looking rather disgruntled and stomps over to the wall, knocking the camera off the tripod in the process* JAYDEN TURN IT DOWN NOW!
Jayden: *muffled reply*...

Rebeling in madness-ch.1

posted by STALKER-TOAST

*-*-*-* NOTE: Do NOT read this if آپ have a weak stomach,or get nightmares easily.You have been warned*-*-*-*
The door creak open slightly as I walked in,happily acknowlaging the screaming.
"Yo-you'll never get away with this,you monster!"
Like I've never heard that before
I looked at the man,and smiled.
"Oh?Look around you." I said,laughing as I turned the light on to the shed,revealing bloody bodies,disembodied heads,and many other mixed parts.The man squirmed and gave me a look of disgust.
"Who are you?!!" He screamed in pain.
I giggled,and looked at him.
"My name is Buddy Charter Nezzera" I...

Princess Cheyenne

added by obssesedTDIgirl

Source: Me, paper, and a pencil

lulu x cody "im sorry for kissing alejandro"

added by TDItwin

Source: me

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Request - Kenya x DJ

added by HappyBunnyGirl

Source: me

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I gotted bored!

added by STALKER-TOAST

Source: Me

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For SoxFan89

added by Useabelis

Me and My BFF

added by agtimm

Source: Me,CN and Teletoon

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Total Drama Island epi.3-Bass Elimination!

posted by Duncan-superfan

The باس, گھنگھور sat around the Bonfire. Chris walked over to his potium with a plate full of marshmallows. "Each of آپ but one will get a کے marshmallow, مآرشماللو this evening. The one not to recieve a کے marshmallow, مآرشماللو will walked down the dock of shame and can never come back.. EVER!" Lexi rolled her eyes. "Can we please get on with this?" Chris continued. "Jade,Damien,Saphira,Rayven,Alexa,Rikki, and Sofie are safe." Each of them grabbed a کے marshmallow, مآرشماللو and sat back to their stumps. "Chirs its down to Lexi,Zoey, and Chase.. Lexi." Lexi was relieved as she got a کے marshmallow, مآرشماللو and ate it will ease. "Okay, its now down...