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posted by starburst-rock
(SUPRISE!!!! I'm writing this early!! :D)


Rayla walks in the middle of both cabins (at 3:00 a.m) with a HUGE bullhorn.

Rayla: >:(.......*into bullhorn* YALL GET YOUR LAZY BUTTS OUT HERE!!!!

Everyone walks out of there cabins tired.

Geoff: *yawns* Yo Dude! Why are we up so early?

Rayla: Because I am mad at all of you!

Geoff: what did we do?

Rayla: آپ DIDNT SAVE ME ANY PIE!!!

All: 0.o oops......

Rayla: Oh but Geoff آپ can go back to sleep. I feel bad because آپ died in a DxG story I was reading. :)

DxG: 0.o

Geoff: Can my Bridgey-bare come?

Rayla: No.

Geoff: Then I'll stay!

Bridghette: Awww! That is the sweetest thing ever!!! Cause when Rayla doesn't get her pie she usually tortures us!

Geoff: 0.o um.... Ya anything.... Uh for آپ babe!

They make out.

Rayla: -.- ya ok. Your funeral. 

Destrey: Wait don't آپ have to do your intro?

Rayla: UHG! Fine *says very very fast* Last Time on total drama blank. I was nice and let the campers do nothing! So they make pie and don't give me any. How will I torture them? Find out right now on Total. Drama! BLANK! There! 

All: 0.o

Rayla: Your challenge this week it to sing the most annoying songs-in me and NoCofangirl218's opinion-ever! Whoever is the last person left, there team will win! (A/N that did not sound right.... AND I DIDN'T MEEN IN THE PERVY WAY!!)

Mirra: Well thats not that hard.

Rayla: *Smirks and puts on ear muffs* riiiiiggghhhht. The first song I want y'all to sing is FRIDAY سے طرف کی REBECCA BLACK!!!

All: NOOOO!!!!!

Rayla: Yes! :) Now sing!

All: Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah 
Yeah, yeah 
Yeah-ah-ah 
Yeah-ah-ah 
Yeah-ah-ah 
Yeah-ah-ah 
Yeah, yeah, yeah 

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning 
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs 
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal 
Seein' everything, the time is goin' 
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin' 
Gotta get down to the bus stop 
Gotta catch my bus, I see my دوستوں (My friends) 

Kickin' in the front seat 
Sittin' in the back seat 
Gotta make my mind up 
Which نشست can I take? 

It's Friday, Friday 
Gotta get down on Friday 
Everybody's lookin' آگے to the weekend, weekend 
Friday, Friday 
Gettin' down on Friday 
Everybody's lookin' آگے to the weekend 

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) 
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) 
Fun, fun, fun, fun 
Lookin' آگے to the weekend 

7:45, we're drivin' on the highway 
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly 
Fun, fun, think about fun 
آپ know what it is 
I got this, آپ got this 
My friend is سے طرف کی my right, ay 
I got this, آپ got this 
Now آپ know it 

Kickin' in the front seat 
Sittin' in the back seat 
Gotta make my mind up 
Which نشست can I take? 

It's Friday, Friday 
Gotta get down on Friday 
Everybody's lookin' آگے to the weekend, weekend 
Friday, Friday 
Gettin' down on Friday 
Everybody's lookin' آگے to the weekend 

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) 
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) 
Fun, fun, fun, fun 
Lookin' آگے to the weekend 

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday 
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin') 
We-we-we so excited 
We so excited 
We gonna have a ball today 

Tomorrow is Saturday 
And Sunday comes after ... wards 
I don't want this weekend to end 

R-B, Rebecca Black 
So chillin' in the front نشست (In the front seat) 
In the back نشست (In the back seat) 
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah) 
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes 
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!) 
(C'mon) Passin' سے طرف کی is a school bus in front of me 
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream 
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend 
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all 

It's Friday, Friday 
Gotta get down on Friday 
Everybody's lookin' آگے to the weekend, weekend 
Friday, Friday 
Gettin' down on Friday 
Everybody's lookin' آگے to the weekend 

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) 
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) 
Fun, fun, fun, fun 
Lookin' آگے to the weekend 

It's Friday, Friday 
Gotta get down on Friday 
Everybody's lookin' آگے to the weekend, weekend 
Friday, Friday 
Gettin' down on Friday 
Everybody's lookin' آگے to the weekend 

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) 
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) 
Fun, fun, fun, fun 
Lookin' آگے to the weekend

Destrey: OH MY GOD!!! I can't believe we all had to sing that horrible song! Dx

Rayla: Do I smell a quiter?

Destrey: Wait... What song are we doing next?

Rayla: My jeans سے طرف کی Jenna Rose.

Destrey, Gwen, Zanna, and Duncan: I QUITE!!!

Rayla: Hee Hee Hee >:D now for the Ramaining people.....SING!!!!

(A/N let's pretend they sang the whole song and آپ read all of it because I can't find the stupid lyrics!)

Rayla: Let's see who's left :)

HAROLD
ERICA
CRYSTAL
BRIDGHETTE
TRENT
STAR
LESHWANA
SAMANTHAT
JADA
CODY
HEATHER
ZEKE

Rayla: Well then... I really thought everyone would quit after those terrible songs......WAIT!!!

Everyone:WHAT!!

Rayla: Cody say something!

Cody: Pie is awesome

Rayla: WELL PIE DOSNT THINK YOUR AWESOME SO SHUT UP!!!!

Cody: T.T

Rayla: Sorry I thought I was gunna go an episode without being mean to Cody!

****AT THE AFTERMATH STUDIO****

Sierra: GRRRR!!!

****BACK****

Rayla: Ok well I guess آپ guys are gunna have Bieber fever!!!

All:NOOOO

**many Justin Bieber songs later**

Rayla: Now who's left?

Trent and Crystal raise there hands.

Rayla: I guess we're gunna have to bring out the Ke$ha.

Crystal: What song?

Rayla: cannibal >=D now SING!!!

Final 2: I have a heart 
I swear I do 
But just not baby 
When it comes to you 
I get so hungry when آپ say آپ love me 
Hush if آپ know what's good for you 

I think you're hot 
I think you're cool 
You're the kind of guy 
I'd stalk in school 
But now that I'm famous 
You're up my anus 
Now I'm gonna eat آپ fool 

I eat boys up 
Breakfast and lunch 
Then when I'm thirsty 
I drink their blood 

Carnivore, Animal 
I am a Cannibal 
I eat boys up 
آپ better run 

I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am 
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) 
I'l eat آپ up (I am) 
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am 
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) 
I'll eat آپ up 

Whenever آپ tell me that I'm pretty 
That's when the hunger really hits me 
Your little دل goes pitter-patter 
I want your liver on a platter 

Use your finger to stir my tea 
And for dessert I'll suck your teeth 

[ From: link ]

Be too sweet and you'll be a goner 
Yep! I'll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer 

I eat boys up 
Breakfast and lunch 
Then when I'm thirsty 
I drink their blood 

Carnivore, Animal 
I am a Cannibal 
I eat boys up 
آپ better run 

I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am 
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) 
I'l eat آپ up (I am) 
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am 
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) 
I'll eat آپ up 

Ohhhh 
Ohhhh 
Ohhhh 
Ohhhh 
Ohhhh! 
Ohhhh! 
Ohhhh! 
Ohhhh! 

I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am 
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) I"ll eat آپ up (I am) 
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am 
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) I"ll eat آپ up 

I love you 
I warned you

Trent: I-I I CAN'T TAKE THIS!!!!!

Rayla: Mwhahahahahaha Now آپ know آپ have to give me pie! >=D

Everyone: *Nods there head scared*

Rayla: Ok so ya...TEAM STARBURST WIN!!!

Team Starburst: *cheers*

Rayla: Team Skittles. Time to vote someone off! On the اگلے article! For now آپ get questions! Will people get me pie!, Did آپ get annoyed سے طرف کی those songs?, And guess what! I FINALLY GOT MY PEPSIE!!! Well see آپ اگلے time on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!




(Im sorry if آپ liked some of the songs I put in here '^^ Well I hope u enjoyed it 
I did it early cuz I b nice :> please leave تبصرے and CUNSTRUCTIVE criticism. Please and Thank you! Starburst-Rock!!!)
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