Total Drama Island Article: total drama simulation episode 4 not shaking that baby 1/2

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total drama simulation episode 4 not shaking that baby 1/2

posted by sorandom15

confessional

Lucy:* wow that challange was very easy for me i hope i can keep going i vote for zack

Luke: Phew... I'm glad I'm not, like, the number one hated in the team.

Zack:Seriously..a baby?Well I guess I'm gonna vote for Lucy.

Claudia: I vote for Zack because he lost first. Sorry Zack I have nothing against you.

May: I dont know who to vote for. Why is this always so hard?

trent: the only reson the دکھائیں is keeping me on is becuse i cuase drama wich mean one and only thing

end

chris: nice to see آپ guys again

mama: ok time for someone to go home

mama:first is lily
lily:...
mama:may
mama: claudia
may: um yay"
claudia: yay......

mama: lucy
lucy: whhohoo
mama: one of آپ are going ہوم and that is

chris: i know who

mama: who

chris: its za---

clay:......... WAIT i umm quit

chris: why

clay: its boring here -___- and i dont wanna be ona team with just girls

girls: hey

mama: ok

zack: dose that mean

mama: yes and we will be backnext timeon total drama mama

chris: ok that it MAMAS ELIMANTED CLAY YOUR STAYING

clay: O_O ok

mama: what

chris: yep good bye

rebekah: sigh im thirsty

angie: get something to drink

rebekah: come with me

angie: fine -__-

*mess hall*

rebekah: (getting glass of water)

angie: *sigh* ارے who are you.............REBEKAH HELP

rebekah: what *screams*

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wishey May: What was that screaming? What happened? Claudia: I'm glad I wasnt eliminated.

jazzscarb Lucy: that elimination was sooo weired but im soo glad i could stay in *confessional* *confessional* what was that screem?!

Rant that's not a rant thingy..whatever آپ want to call it.-_-

posted by cookiewasted9

Trent eating pocky....anyone else find this fucking adorable?

I didn't like Chris at first,but I grew to love him over time....even though he's still the villain when I دن dreams.

Every time I listen to موسیقی I imagine a TDI character singing it....for some reason Courtney is always singing something from Evanesance...

Sure Trent was looking at Gwen,but that song was meant for me......says every Trent fangirl

I <3 fanboys.

Trent + imaginary twin brother = twincest

Whenever I imagine Noah as a little kid, he has glasses too big for his face....

I think Noah wears contacts...but he would super smexy...

Total Drama awsomeness! Epsode 15! "Geyser Dodge"

posted by BridgexJordan

*non-First class*

Ray: *crying* noah!!!!!!!!!!!! Noah!!!!!
Jamie: it's going to be ok.
Ray: No it's not!
Jamie: Yes it will
Ray: SHUT UP JAMIE!!!!!!!
Jamie: wow.........
Bridgette: Jordan what's with the down face?
Jordan: nouthin

*confessional*

Jordan: Ok the frown face is because i'm the only boy. Now i know how Cody felt on season 3.

*over*

Less: How was i posable that آپ can beat up a bull?
Rayven: I'm strong.

*First class*

Ezekiel: This team should be called team win not team USA!
Rochelle: I know right.
Jax: This is crazy that we win so much.
Penny: yeah.
Trent: so Jax were those Baby closes good on you?...

Total drama awesomeness! Epsode 10! "Edison's Ghost"

posted by BridgexJordan

Chris: Ok I need Team Win first!
Ray: let's go guys.

Chris: Ok I'm giveing out Barf!
Rayven: Great!
Chris: The finale 2 from this group will stay with me. The others will go to frist class.
Less: wait everyone is going to frist class?
Chris: Yep every team. But the bottom 2. یا rhe 2nd person with the most votes.
Noah: Great so only 2 don't go to frist class.
Chris: Yep.
Jar3d: i hope i'm not with Annie.
Bridgette: She's crazy.
Chris: Ok! Theas people had NO votes........ Jamie!
Jamie: Yay!! Frist class for me!
Chris: Avan.
Avan: Yes!
Chris: Ray.
Ray: Yay!!!!!! Good luck suger pie.
Noah: Thanks suger poo.
Chris:...

Total Drama Hollywood: Episode 6 Part 1

posted by DannyLawson14

(After Gwen's elimination, the سٹار, ستارہ Monkeys are discussing about Duncan being with Beth and Courtney being with Harold.)

Justin: Have آپ all noticed Duncan is with Beth?

Eva: And Courtney is with Harold?

Sierra: Good for them. They deserved it.

Leshawna: They better be together forever.

Eva: Correct.

Justin: So Trent, are آپ still with Heather.

Trent: Yes.

Sierra: Very good.

Owen: Awesome!

Trent: My پسندیدہ couple is Harold and Courtney. What about all of you?

Owen: Harold and Courtney.

Sierra: Duncan and Beth.

Leshawna: Harold and Courtney.

Justin: Duncan and Beth.

Eva: Duncan and Beth.

Owen: It's a tie....

My vertion of Stuck to a pole

posted by 111AAA

Bridgette:I was puddy in his hands and it was a mess!
Chouras:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:When I was really close to winning sucsess!
Chourus:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:I tried to fit 2 men in my soul!
Chourus:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:I ended up stuck on a pole!
Both:Stuck stuck stuck shouldof looked worse of luck!Stuck,stuck to a pole!Stuck!
Bridgette:He almost kissed when he went on a sled!
Chourus:Ooh bad!
Bridgette:And that jerk just when on ahead!
Chourus:Ooh a!
Bridgette:While here I am still stuck to a pole!
Both:Stuck stuck stuck really sucks worst of luck!Stuck,stuck to a pole!Stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck!Stuck to a pole...
Bridgette:Oh crap!
Both:...Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!YA!

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Total Drama Life: Episode 1: Elimination Ceremony

posted by StarWarsFan7

Chris: Alright the ووٹ have been counted. And the loser is. LARA! Sorry, but uh, I kinda saw it coming so uh. BYE, BYE!

Lara: *sighs* *closes eyes* Fine, I'll leave.

Lara, goes in a car with candy and gifts in it. Chris put those in there so the losers would feel better about losing.

Chris: Kay, now that the elimination ceremony is over were going to add new members to Total Drama LIFE!
Please welcome, Penny and Jakob!

Jake: Uhh, it's JAKE.

Chris: Whatever. I'm going to put آپ two on the Screaming Liars' team so you'll be having a great time because they're winning! *giggles* Alex Leonard آپ will be on the Loving Cheaters team.

Alex L: *in confessional* OH MY F*CKING GOD!!! How am I gonna prove to Bree I REALLY like her? *screams like a girl*

Chris: *in confessional* Yeah..... I kinda wanted that to happen to him. *laughs* Until the اگلے episode of Total Drama LIFE!!!

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ATTENTION! MY RAIN OF DOOM CONTINUES...

posted by Lolly4me2

Sofie: A frufru. :B Wassup, everyone. Your probably thinking, "Sofie, why don't آپ appear and any مضامین anymore?" یا "Sofie, do آپ still love Duncan?". WELL, super-awesome-uber-bitches-that-I-love, the answer to سوال one is because Lolly4me2 is a lazy ass, and the answer to سوال 2 is PFFF NAAW I WUZ JUST PLAYIN WITH YALL. I hate him. So yeah.
Lolly4me2: Heh-heh... uh, Sofie does not know what she is saying. She... uh... still loves Duncan! VERY MUCH. o_o
Sofie: No I don't. He's an ass.
Lolly4me2: آپ DO WHAT I TELL آپ یا I WILL REPLACE آپ WITH MINORA!
Sofie: Nooo... DX But he's still...

Total drama Crazy!! Eposde 7 "total drama gravity"

posted by 123Jordan

all campers: *watches the last eposde*
Zoey: i can't belive i talked like a baby!
Ray: i can't belive i licked chris's arm?
jax: yeah that was grose!
Bridgette: I wonder what our chalange is today.
Izzy: maby there wont be one like last week.
Sam: there was one. remamber? with the coffie?
Izzy: dosen't ring a bell

Sam's POV: sometimes i think izzy is dumber than annie and lindsay!

Chris: campers!!!!!! time for your first chalange!

Jordan: what is it???
Chris: a 0 gravity chalange!
Jax: what are the rules.
Chris: آپ have to try to stay the longist in here!
Sarah: are u sure this is safe?
Chris: nope!
Lulu:...

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IzzyxEva: A Poem

posted by TDI_Angel

I've been having writer's block when it comes to poetry, so when this popped into my mind, I HAD to post it! Sorry, I couldn't think of a better title. :/
WARNING: Femslash, as in Yuri یا GirlxGirl. آپ don't like, don't read.
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The bully and the crazy girl,
Two lost hearts sent in a whirl
Two outcasts, together they fit,
Who ever would have guessed it?

Soft green eyes of smiles and laughter
Those are the eyes Eva's after
Waterfall of auburn hair,
Need to find her, where is she, where?

Childishness and crazy thoughts,
Feelings of love Eva fought
Heart quickens when she...

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The Ranma Pokemon - RanmaxSofie

posted by Mp4girl

-Sofie-

When I’m playing my Nintendo DS, I do not like to be interrupted.

Just get that one fact straight. “Yes... yes!” I squealed. “Omigod. Almost to the fight area...” I murmured to myself. I sat slouched on my green beanbag chair, and I stared intently into my DS screen.
“Sofie!” A voice called from downstairs. I felt a flicker of irritation towards my mother for interrupting.
“What now, Mom?” I called back.
There was no answer, just some strained footsteps that I didn’t care much about. I shrugged and focused on my DS game. I knew my DS time was limited, so I wanted to...

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Total drama Abnormale! Eposode 1!

posted by 123Jordan

Chris: Ok This season, We are ganna go beound normale. Farter then the eye can see.Things most people make up. Things آپ might see in fairy tail books. things... well things like what آپ will c in this season of toal drama! In total drama abnormale!!
*theme song*
Chris: this season we will go through losts of test to see how the campers will do if they go to the real world to see the people!I bet u they will not make it!
Luna:Ummmmmmmm....... Human..... we are right here! WE can here ur tiny human mought!
Brittany: Oh like ur's is any bigger!
Luna: what was that insalt?
Brittany: Why did آپ bring...

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What's a CIT-in-training when it's melted to dust? Coal dust?

posted by Mp4girl

Do NOT read this if آپ love Courtney. Don't. If آپ do, آپ have NO RIGHT to complain in the comments, because آپ were warned.

**Yuri's POV, Total Drama Island

Pshhhhh. Do آپ think I actually care? Ha. Okay, so maybe Courtney had totally threatented my relationship with my Duncan, and maybe she never misses a chance to play a joke on me یا get me in trouble, یا ووٹ for me in the کے marshmallow, مآرشماللو ceremony? Really. I didn't care.

I cared at first, but that was before. But one day, it changed everything. She... had... broke up with Duncan... on my behalf. I didn't know how it happened at first, how...

Prolouge

posted by potterandtdi

I sit there staring at Brianna, breathing slowly on the hospital bed. Her دل rate slowing.
Beep........Beep...........Beep.......
I put a سٹول اگلے to her بستر and held her hand, whispering, "You can't go. Not now..." I rubbed my thumb along her hand. "Duncan, god has called me. I have to go." I started to cry. "Why now? Why not later in your life?" I tried to دکھائیں her I was tough. "Duncan, آپ can't stop me. I need to go. آپ know that." I knew it, but I couldn't bring myself to say it. "I love آپ Duncan. When it's your time to go, we'll be united again. Goodbye. I love you." Her دل rate slowed.
Beep...Beep...Beep...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppp... I couldn't hold my tears in any longer. I cried. She was gone...forever. I walked out of the hospital, looking up at the sky, hoping she was there, watching me.

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Total Drama Jobs! Eposode 2 Part 1

posted by JORDW

Duncan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: I just got a letter.
Mike: Did I get some?
Duncan: Yeah, here آپ go!
Mike: Thanks!
D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: It's from my Brouther!
Courtney: We never کہا anything about a brouther.
Duncan: Well, I never wan't to talk about him.
Dawn: What do آپ hate about?
Duncan: His my twin brouther!
All: What?!?!
Duncan: Yeah he is my twin brouther.
Dawn: Dose he have a girlfriend?
Duncan: No!
Dawn: What I'm desperate.
Noah: I'll go out with you!
Dawn: No!!!!!!!!!!
Noah: Man!
Bridgette: Duncan it will be okay!
Duncan: No It won't!
Courtney: Sure it will!
Heather: Well, I don't care about it so.... Buy!
Bridgette: Heather stay!
Haether: Fine!
Courtney: Duncan: Why don't آپ ask Chris for the دن off?
Duncan: Yeah! I'll be right back! Buy!
Coutney: Do آپ think Chris will say yes?
Dawn: No!

Total drama affter TDA! Owen!

posted by JORDW

Owen's mom: Owen your back!
Owen: Hi mom!
Owen's mom: I mad آپ tukey!
Owen: Mom, I'm staring to eat heathy now!
Owen's mom: (Gasp) Owen!
Owen: I'm sereus mom!
Owen's mom: (cry)
Owen's dad: What is it?
Owen's mom: Owen is eating helthy!
Owen's dad: What?!?! Owen your grounded!
Owen: What?!?!
Owen's dad: No but's! To your room!
Owen: I hate آپ dad!
Owen's mom: Do آپ think that was nessasery?
Owen's dad: He can't eat healthy, he's Owen.
Owen mom: Well maybe we could do the same.
Owen's dad: What?!?!

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YuriexDuncan; Chapter 1

posted by Mp4girl

Sonicluver101 drew DuncanxYurie! Thanks! Image credit goes to her ^^

***Kiyurie

I pushed open my apartment door, still sobbing breathlessly. Tears still drop from my eyes as I pressed "6" in the elevator and slowly elevated up to my apartment.
My life was over. My boyfriend, Ryan, had rejected me, he had dumped me. How could he?
I needed Gwen to come over. I reached for the phone, my slim black cell phone, and punched in Gwen's number.
At least, I thought it was Gwen's. I didn't care. Someone answered. I was still crying so I said, "Gwen, come over, please. I need you."
I hung up, because I couldn't stop crying.
Five منٹ later, I heard the elevator come up....

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MY NEW FANFIC!

posted by rose35

Today as hours passed me سے طرف کی i looked out the window on a windy rainy day.
*knocking on the window*
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
I opened the window to see Owen, Izzy, Katie, Sadie, Eva, DJ, Geoff, and someone I wasn't sure I met before. he looked kind of creepy; he had a green mowhawk, a skull on his shirt, and he had a lot of peircings. It seemed as if he was kind of drear.
Owen: so kate are آپ up for the movies?
Kaitlan: but it's raining. i really don't feel like smeeling Owen fart all day. today. And سے طرف کی the exacly why are آپ at my window?
DJ: We wanted to ask آپ if آپ wanteed to play football.
Kaitlan:...

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Broken When I'm Lonesome part 4: Frenemies and Vampires

posted by 7thGradeGenius

YAY SMILEY!!!

Courtney's POV: I stood there, completely dumbfounded, mouth agape, at how my best friend in the world, just dissed me.

"Sorry I didn't tell you..." Was all she said.

"Aw, is Princess sad?" Duncan pursed his lips in a pout to irk me. It worked, and instead of letting it go like I normally would, I stepped and kicked as hard as I could, sending Duncan to the ground with a loud groan.

"Now shut up." I کہا and turned to Tiannah. "Um, can آپ leave for a few hours? We really need to start this project."

"Hm?" Tiannah was playing with her long dyed hair, and she finally looked up. "Oh, sure." She smiled...

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Total Drama Fanpop! Episode 1 Elimination

posted by TdiFan4Everz

Chris: “All Of آپ Have Casted Your Votes. محفوظ From Eliminated Today Is:

Miranda, Tyler, Gwen & Cody. Also…………

Kaitlan, Raynie, Geoff & Theresa. Were Down To Final 4. The Lucky Contestants Are:

Chrissy & Noah!”
Dylan: “Oh No….”
Courtney: *Winks*
Chris: “And The Final Marshmellow Goes To……..

Dylan!”
Courtney And Dylan: “What?”
Theresa: *Whispers* “That What آپ Get For Messing With Dylan.”
Courtney: “Who The Heck Voted For Me?”
Chris: “Can’t Tell.” *Drags Courtney To Loser Boat*

Chris: “Well Courtney Got Eliminated. Who Will Get Voted Off اگلے On The All-Thrilling Episode Of Total Drama Fanpop!”

Updated Cast!

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"Total Drama Action" Finale {starring Yurie}

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 25: “Mutiny on the Soundstage” AKA “The Finale”

(Yurie’s POV)

I tossed and turned in my sleep as one thing drifted back and forth in my mind...
Duncan. I closed my eyes and tried to sleep for the one-millionth time, and I told myself in my head:
“Don’t think about him. It’s his fault. He voted آپ off,” my mean voice sneered.
“But, why?” My caring voice replied. “Yurie... آپ still love him. آپ know that. Though...”
“No,” my mean voice snapped. “If he acts like this, let him... he deserves it.”
That’s when I finally fell into a restless sleep, tears streaming...