Okay, this is what I suddenly came up with while I was on the NoCo spot. xD
I am not the weirdo icky me in this story, and I am strongly against the pairing of NoCo.
So...uh...enjoy!

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Me, Noah and Cody are looking on FanPop when we come across a NoCo spot. Noah and Cody beg to not look at it, but I was dying to look at it. We look at a few pictures, and the boys look horrified سے طرف کی the spot while I'm on the verge of an epic nosebleed. xD

Cody: ...I think I just lost my innocence. *eye twitch*

Noah: *scoots away from Cody* I can't believe the accusations people make. *shudders*

Me: *giggling evilly with wide eyes* I like this site 8D

There is a pick that asks "Who likes who more? xD" The options are:
1. Noah wuvs Cody مزید :D
2. Cody wuvs Noah مزید :D
3. They both wuv each other!! :D
And when I chose option number one, Noah gasps.

Noah: I am not gay, dammit! >=O

Me: I know, but there was no other option, dear xD

Noah: Oh, shut it >=(

Cody: *gasp* OMG I just saw a تیتلی *points outside window*

Noah: OMG where? *looks out window*

Cody: *chuckles* Ha, gay-wad xD

Me: *gaspito* Cody! Why would آپ be so cruel? آپ shut your mouth یا you're going to the corner! >=(

Cody: OK! Fine! I'll shut up! *whimpers*

Me: OMG I'm sorry, flapjack pal *huggles* I'm so mean! (lol)

I let go and continue to look at the gay pictures. xD

Cody: *looks shocked* Yup, my innocence is gone.

Noah: *eye twitch* I'm going home. آپ have completely ruined my mind with that trash. *grabs jacket*

Me: It's not trash. It's simple fangirl entertainment. *winks* And I'll meet آپ on Kosmic Khaos.

Noah: *shudders* Whatever. *walks out*

Cody: I'm seriously starting to سوال whether you're still sane یا not.

Me: Aw, I love آپ too! *huggles*

Cody: *X's out the NoCo fanclub* I'm gonna have to order a restraining order against آپ if آپ even think of joining that club.

Me: I think the gap in your teeth makes آپ look cute :3

Cody: ...bye. *runs out door*

Rose: آپ scare all the cute boys awaaaaay, dang it...*looks longingly out the window at Cody*

Me: Where'd آپ come from? =O

Rose: I just got here, duh.

Me: Oh. Well, they just can't handle The Amazing Raynie's eccentric personality! *ta-dah pose*

Rose: Whatev. -_-

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The end...xD