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Renella: Good evening, im Renella, and welcome to a Total Drama Island edition of the Weakest Link! If آپ are wondering where Chris McClain is, I locked him in the closet because I am مزید funnier than him. Anyways, lets meet the Total Drama Island team.
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Beth: Hi, im Beth, and it is so great to be here. Some day, im gonna be a سٹار, ستارہ like no one else. Go TDI Team!
DJ: Sup guys? Im DJ, and I am the man with the plan. (Thinks: I hope I don’t get voted off first.)
Gwen: آپ already know my name and im not gonna say it. (Sigh) Why did this مصنف put me in this پرستار Fiction to play a stupid game?
Geoff: Im the Geoffster. What is happening fellas?
Lindsey: Hi, im Lindsey. Wait a minute, why am I here again?
Heather: Im Heather. Do I care about winning this game? I don’t think so.
Duncan: Im Duncan, and I love piercings. I dare آپ to try one.
Tyler: My name’s Tyler, and I am the ladies man.
Harold: Isnt this the game دکھائیں where people get to answer سوالات until time runs out and then they vote someone to go home? I don’t get it.
Trent: Whats up people? The name is Trent, and I love to party. (Thinks: I wish.)
Bridgette: ارے im Bridgette. Im a wicked smooth surfing girl.
Noah: Good afternoon, im Noah, and im مزید smarter than 12 albert einstein’s combined. Just watch me.
LaShawna: ارے yall, its your girl LaShawna. Any person who tries to make my day, I will make theirs, because I never back down.
Katie: Hi, im Katie, and I love Sadie so much!
Sadie: Hi, im Sadie, and I love Katie so much!
Ezekiel: Im Ezekiel. I may got sent ہوم first on Total Drama Island, but there is no way I will be sent ہوم first again.
Cody: Im Cody the coaster. I am مزید of a ladies man than Tyler. Sorry Tyler, but it’s the truth.
Eva: What do آپ want آپ little punk? Cant آپ see that im standing here waiting for the game to start.
Owen: WooHoo! Im Owen the happy camping dude, and I am also the crowds favorite. YEAH!!
Courtney: Thank آپ people. My name’s Courtney, and sometimes, I can be a little mean.
Justin: The name's Justin, AKA McGorgeous. And if آپ all think آپ are going to win, you're joking.
Izzy: Hi everyone, im Izzy! I may be a nutcase, but I am the most talented camper in Total Drama Island.
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Renella: Alright then, here are the rules. آپ each get to answer one question. And once everyone has answered the question, آپ all have to vote for someone to leave. The winner will receive a special prize. Let's play the weakest link.
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Renella: And the game starts now! Beth, what is 5 +5?
Beth: That’s easy. Its 10.
Renella: Wrong. The answer was 54.
Beth: Wait a minute, the answer was correct.
Renella: Well in cartoons, teachers can make student feel stupid. So the answer is 54. DJ, what is your biggest fear?
DJ: My biggest fear? HA! Im a man. Im not afraid of anything.
Renella: آپ were afraid of Barney the dinosaur when آپ were 4.
DJ: HEY! How did آپ know?
Renella: Because I know everything. Gwen, how many letters are in the alphabet?
Gwen: What do I care?
Renella: I dunno. Geoff, who is my پسندیدہ WWE Wrestler?
Geoff: JBL!
Renella: Correct! He almost looks like آپ though. Lindsey, Why are آپ pretty?
Lindsey: Because I am.
Renella: And indeed آپ are. Heather, when did the Nintendo Wii first been invented?
Heather: Like, I don’t know.
Renella: Me neither, so ill count that as a correct answer. Duncan,
Duncan: Did آپ call my name?
Renella: Uhh... Yes I did.
Duncan: Then skip me. Im busy making a flamethrower to flame my neighbors bushes.
Renella: Whatever آپ say. Tyler, who is مزید of a ladies man? آپ یا Cody?
Tyler: The answer is me of course.
Uchea: Wrong. The answer is Justin!
Justin: Naturally.
Cody: Wait a minute, I thought I was the hottest.
Tyler: No way. Im the hottest.
Renella: Shut up both of you. Harold, what do آپ remind me of?
Harold: Napolean Dynomite?
Renella: Wow. I didn’t see that one coming. Trent, What is the capital of Texas?
Trent: I know this one. Its Austin.
Renella: Wrong. Texas doesn’t exist in the cartoon world. Bridgette, how many wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
Bridgette: Is this a trick question? آپ cant fool me.
Renella: Man she’s good. Noah, true یا false? Are آپ smart?
Noah: Like duh... of course I am.
Renella: Wrong.
Noah: HEY! Your lying. I am smart.
Renella: I know آپ are, but your suppose to say true.
Noah: D’oh!
Renella: LaShawna, do آپ love Harold?
LaShawna: Like heck no. I aint in love with no white men.
Renella: Wrong! آپ do love Harold, and آپ love white men.
Harold: LaShawna loves me? I think im in heaven.
LaShawna: Man, this game is whack.
Renella: Katie, do آپ like Sadie a lot?
Katie: Yes I do.
Renella: Correct. Sadie, do آپ like Katie a lot?
Sadie: of course I do.
Renella: Wrong! آپ actually love DJ مزید than Katie.
Katie: (Gasp) Sadie, how could you?
Sadie: Katie, I cant explain.
Renella: Lets اقدام on to the اگلے question. Ezekiel, how many letters are in the alphabet?
Ezekiel: Uhh... 14?
Renella: Wrong, its 26. Cody, what is everyone’s پسندیدہ show?
Cody: Total Drama Island Baby!!
Renella: Wrong, the answer was Survivor! Eva-
Eva: Do آپ have something to say to me آپ little twerp?
Renella: Erm... no. Ill just skip آپ for now. Owen, who is my most پسندیدہ Sonic character of all time?
Owen: CHARMY BEE!!
Renella: That is correct! He cracks me up to. Courtney, what kind of Pokemon can shoot seeds out of his bulb?
Courtney: Huh? I never heard of that show.
Renella: The answer was a Bulbasaur. Justin, what is the fifth planet from the sun?
Justin: Well if i was a planet, i'll be the hottest planet in the solar system, closest to the sun. Anyways, the answer is Jupiter.
Renella: Correct. Izzy, why are آپ a nutcase?
Izzy: Because my mom was in rehab when she was pregnant.
Renella: WRONG! آپ just are. Well, that concludes the end of round one. Now start voting!
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Weird Announcer Dude: The strongest link is Justin. Because he is gorgeous, i mean wow. Have آپ ever seen him with his شرٹ, قمیض off. Anyways, the weakest لنکس are both Duncan and Eva, because they both didn't answer the question.
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Renella: Voting over. It's time to reveal who آپ think is the weakest link.
Beth: Izzy.
DJ: Izzy. She creeps me out.
Gwen: Heather.
Geoff: Izzy.
Lindsey: Heather. She stabbed me in the back.
Heather: Izzy. I just want to take out entertaining people.
Duncan: Harold. That twerp.
Tyler: Justin, cause i'm مزید ٹھنڈے, کولر than him.
Harold: Duncan. That bully.
Trent: Izzy.
Bridgette: Izzy.
Noah: Izzy.
LaShawna: Izzy.
Katie: Sadie, because she's a fake friend.
Sadie: But i didn't mean it. I voted for Izzy.
Ezekiel: Izzy.
Cody: I vote off Justin, cause i'm jealous of him.
Eva: I vote off the twerpy girl, Izzy.
Owen: Sorry Izzy, i have to vote for you.
Justin: Izzy, cause she's not hot and as pretty than me.
Izzy: NO! I can't believe i'm going ہوم first! I vote for Justin.
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Renella: Eva, why Izzy?
Eva: آپ know why, so i'm not going to say.
Renella: Oh i get it. Justin, why Izzy?
Justin: Like i said. She's not pretty than me.
Izzy: WHY I OUTTA?!
Renella: Well Izzy, i'm really glad to say this. آپ are the weakest link! Goodbye!
Izzy: آپ ALL CAN SUCK MY-
Renella: Go now! یا i'll call security!
Izzy: (growls) Fine.
(Izzy leaves the studio)
(Outside the studio)
Izzy: GAH! I hate being the first to go! It makes me feel stupid. Well, all i can say is... JUSTIN! I HATE YOU! آپ ARE NOT GOING TO WIN! ...well, bye everyone.
(Back at the studio)
Renella: 21 campers remain, but only one will win. Find out who when we return to TDI Weakest Link.
Renella: Good evening, im Renella, and welcome to a Total Drama Island edition of the Weakest Link! If آپ are wondering where Chris McClain is, I locked him in the closet because I am مزید funnier than him. Anyways, lets meet the Total Drama Island team.
ڈن, اڑانا ڈن, اڑانا ڈن, اڑانا DUN
Beth: Hi, im Beth, and it is so great to be here. Some day, im gonna be a سٹار, ستارہ like no one else. Go TDI Team!
DJ: Sup guys? Im DJ, and I am the man with the plan. (Thinks: I hope I don’t get voted off first.)
Gwen: آپ already know my name and im not gonna say it. (Sigh) Why did this مصنف put me in this پرستار Fiction to play a stupid game?
Geoff: Im the Geoffster. What is happening fellas?
Lindsey: Hi, im Lindsey. Wait a minute, why am I here again?
Heather: Im Heather. Do I care about winning this game? I don’t think so.
Duncan: Im Duncan, and I love piercings. I dare آپ to try one.
Tyler: My name’s Tyler, and I am the ladies man.
Harold: Isnt this the game دکھائیں where people get to answer سوالات until time runs out and then they vote someone to go home? I don’t get it.
Trent: Whats up people? The name is Trent, and I love to party. (Thinks: I wish.)
Bridgette: ارے im Bridgette. Im a wicked smooth surfing girl.
Noah: Good afternoon, im Noah, and im مزید smarter than 12 albert einstein’s combined. Just watch me.
LaShawna: ارے yall, its your girl LaShawna. Any person who tries to make my day, I will make theirs, because I never back down.
Katie: Hi, im Katie, and I love Sadie so much!
Sadie: Hi, im Sadie, and I love Katie so much!
Ezekiel: Im Ezekiel. I may got sent ہوم first on Total Drama Island, but there is no way I will be sent ہوم first again.
Cody: Im Cody the coaster. I am مزید of a ladies man than Tyler. Sorry Tyler, but it’s the truth.
Eva: What do آپ want آپ little punk? Cant آپ see that im standing here waiting for the game to start.
Owen: WooHoo! Im Owen the happy camping dude, and I am also the crowds favorite. YEAH!!
Courtney: Thank آپ people. My name’s Courtney, and sometimes, I can be a little mean.
Justin: The name's Justin, AKA McGorgeous. And if آپ all think آپ are going to win, you're joking.
Izzy: Hi everyone, im Izzy! I may be a nutcase, but I am the most talented camper in Total Drama Island.
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Renella: Alright then, here are the rules. آپ each get to answer one question. And once everyone has answered the question, آپ all have to vote for someone to leave. The winner will receive a special prize. Let's play the weakest link.
ڈن, اڑانا ڈن, اڑانا ڈن, اڑانا DUN
Renella: And the game starts now! Beth, what is 5 +5?
Beth: That’s easy. Its 10.
Renella: Wrong. The answer was 54.
Beth: Wait a minute, the answer was correct.
Renella: Well in cartoons, teachers can make student feel stupid. So the answer is 54. DJ, what is your biggest fear?
DJ: My biggest fear? HA! Im a man. Im not afraid of anything.
Renella: آپ were afraid of Barney the dinosaur when آپ were 4.
DJ: HEY! How did آپ know?
Renella: Because I know everything. Gwen, how many letters are in the alphabet?
Gwen: What do I care?
Renella: I dunno. Geoff, who is my پسندیدہ WWE Wrestler?
Geoff: JBL!
Renella: Correct! He almost looks like آپ though. Lindsey, Why are آپ pretty?
Lindsey: Because I am.
Renella: And indeed آپ are. Heather, when did the Nintendo Wii first been invented?
Heather: Like, I don’t know.
Renella: Me neither, so ill count that as a correct answer. Duncan,
Duncan: Did آپ call my name?
Renella: Uhh... Yes I did.
Duncan: Then skip me. Im busy making a flamethrower to flame my neighbors bushes.
Renella: Whatever آپ say. Tyler, who is مزید of a ladies man? آپ یا Cody?
Tyler: The answer is me of course.
Uchea: Wrong. The answer is Justin!
Justin: Naturally.
Cody: Wait a minute, I thought I was the hottest.
Tyler: No way. Im the hottest.
Renella: Shut up both of you. Harold, what do آپ remind me of?
Harold: Napolean Dynomite?
Renella: Wow. I didn’t see that one coming. Trent, What is the capital of Texas?
Trent: I know this one. Its Austin.
Renella: Wrong. Texas doesn’t exist in the cartoon world. Bridgette, how many wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
Bridgette: Is this a trick question? آپ cant fool me.
Renella: Man she’s good. Noah, true یا false? Are آپ smart?
Noah: Like duh... of course I am.
Renella: Wrong.
Noah: HEY! Your lying. I am smart.
Renella: I know آپ are, but your suppose to say true.
Noah: D’oh!
Renella: LaShawna, do آپ love Harold?
LaShawna: Like heck no. I aint in love with no white men.
Renella: Wrong! آپ do love Harold, and آپ love white men.
Harold: LaShawna loves me? I think im in heaven.
LaShawna: Man, this game is whack.
Renella: Katie, do آپ like Sadie a lot?
Katie: Yes I do.
Renella: Correct. Sadie, do آپ like Katie a lot?
Sadie: of course I do.
Renella: Wrong! آپ actually love DJ مزید than Katie.
Katie: (Gasp) Sadie, how could you?
Sadie: Katie, I cant explain.
Renella: Lets اقدام on to the اگلے question. Ezekiel, how many letters are in the alphabet?
Ezekiel: Uhh... 14?
Renella: Wrong, its 26. Cody, what is everyone’s پسندیدہ show?
Cody: Total Drama Island Baby!!
Renella: Wrong, the answer was Survivor! Eva-
Eva: Do آپ have something to say to me آپ little twerp?
Renella: Erm... no. Ill just skip آپ for now. Owen, who is my most پسندیدہ Sonic character of all time?
Owen: CHARMY BEE!!
Renella: That is correct! He cracks me up to. Courtney, what kind of Pokemon can shoot seeds out of his bulb?
Courtney: Huh? I never heard of that show.
Renella: The answer was a Bulbasaur. Justin, what is the fifth planet from the sun?
Justin: Well if i was a planet, i'll be the hottest planet in the solar system, closest to the sun. Anyways, the answer is Jupiter.
Renella: Correct. Izzy, why are آپ a nutcase?
Izzy: Because my mom was in rehab when she was pregnant.
Renella: WRONG! آپ just are. Well, that concludes the end of round one. Now start voting!
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Weird Announcer Dude: The strongest link is Justin. Because he is gorgeous, i mean wow. Have آپ ever seen him with his شرٹ, قمیض off. Anyways, the weakest لنکس are both Duncan and Eva, because they both didn't answer the question.
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Renella: Voting over. It's time to reveal who آپ think is the weakest link.
Beth: Izzy.
DJ: Izzy. She creeps me out.
Gwen: Heather.
Geoff: Izzy.
Lindsey: Heather. She stabbed me in the back.
Heather: Izzy. I just want to take out entertaining people.
Duncan: Harold. That twerp.
Tyler: Justin, cause i'm مزید ٹھنڈے, کولر than him.
Harold: Duncan. That bully.
Trent: Izzy.
Bridgette: Izzy.
Noah: Izzy.
LaShawna: Izzy.
Katie: Sadie, because she's a fake friend.
Sadie: But i didn't mean it. I voted for Izzy.
Ezekiel: Izzy.
Cody: I vote off Justin, cause i'm jealous of him.
Eva: I vote off the twerpy girl, Izzy.
Owen: Sorry Izzy, i have to vote for you.
Justin: Izzy, cause she's not hot and as pretty than me.
Izzy: NO! I can't believe i'm going ہوم first! I vote for Justin.
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Renella: Eva, why Izzy?
Eva: آپ know why, so i'm not going to say.
Renella: Oh i get it. Justin, why Izzy?
Justin: Like i said. She's not pretty than me.
Izzy: WHY I OUTTA?!
Renella: Well Izzy, i'm really glad to say this. آپ are the weakest link! Goodbye!
Izzy: آپ ALL CAN SUCK MY-
Renella: Go now! یا i'll call security!
Izzy: (growls) Fine.
(Izzy leaves the studio)
(Outside the studio)
Izzy: GAH! I hate being the first to go! It makes me feel stupid. Well, all i can say is... JUSTIN! I HATE YOU! آپ ARE NOT GOING TO WIN! ...well, bye everyone.
(Back at the studio)
Renella: 21 campers remain, but only one will win. Find out who when we return to TDI Weakest Link.
