Total Drama Island Article: TDIOHSHC-epi.22,Schools gone WILD!! pt.2

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TDIOHSHC-epi.22,Schools gone WILD!! pt.2

posted by Duncan-superfan

*I wanna be famous*

Confessionals:

Lisa:Ok what I did to Sofie in the last challenge was an ACCIDENT! I promise you! *some guy in the background boos* WHat?!? Im serious! I have some anger issues..*ends*

Sofie:Im not sure if I should forgive that b..I mean Lisa. She is a good friend but what the hell was her problem..maybe its cuz of Duncan. Not the anger issues like she says...*ends*

Duncan:Lisa...is....a.....b!tch....*ends*

Chris:Ok! Time to start! Now remember your CANNOT talk! Now...GO ANIMALS GO!
Andrea:*gets on all fours* MOOOOOOO!!! *crawls in a little circle* mooooo!
Lindsay:What is a squiral?
Chris:YOUR OUT!
Lindsay:WHat?
Chef:*shoots lindsay w/ tranculizer* GOT EM! *picks up lindsay and takes her away*
Sofie:WOOF WOOF! *pants cutely* :3
Duncan:*gets on all fours* meow...meow..T_T..
SOfie:*spots duncan* grrr...
Duncan:O.O
Sofie:>:3 BARK BARK!! *chases*
Duncan:MEOWWWW! *runs for dear life*
Sofie:RUFF RUFF! >:3
Duncan:D8
Izzy:*rolls on ground cutely like a panda*
Everyone who isnt an animal:AWWWW *try to pet her*
Izzy:RAWR! *starts biting*
All:AHHHHH! *run back to their seats*
Izzy:growl..
Lisa:GRRRRRZ *pretends to blow fire* RAWR! *flies*
Owen:CAW CAW! *tries to fly but is too heavy* AHHHHHH *falls to the ground* Ow that smarts!
Chris:YOUR OUT!
Chef:*does the same thing he did to Lindsay*
Duncan:*climbs up a tree* Hiss Hiss
Sofie:*goes nuts* GRRRR WOOF BARK BOW WOW!!!
Duncan:HISSSSSS
Karen:NAY NAY!! *gallops around* NAYYYYY! *pretents to eat grass*
Lisa:RAWR!! *attacks Karen*
Karen:*terrifiyed nay*
Lisa:GRRRR! *pretends to chew on her leg*
Karen:*gently kicks lisa in the snout*
Lisa:*gets off to rub snout*
Karen:*runs*
Mori:*is very silent but is climbing on trees like a monkey*
Tamaki:*thinking* How does a platypus act? hmmmm
Andrea:MOOOOO!! Moooo! thinking* this is boring as hell..but if I quit I could get voted off..hmmm *goes to sleep laying like a cow*
Tamaki:I QUIT! THIS IS STUPID!
Chef:*shoots tamaki w/ the gun*
Tamaki:ma..ma...
Kyoya:Sorry can't help daddy..*smiles*
CHef:*carries him away*
Chris:Ok Alexa your now a squiral GO!
Alexa:*makes squiral noises then climbs up a tree*
Duncan:meeeeeow!
Sofie:*thinking* He better come down یا Im coming up there! BARK BARK GRRRRR! >:( BARKKK!
Duncan:*thinking* wow she is hott...Me ow!
Sofie:0o0
Duncan: -_0 8)
Sofie:*kinda blushes*
Izzy:*lumbers toward sofie* rawr..
Sofie:YIP! *climbs up درخت اگلے to duncan*
Izzy:Grrrrr!!
Alexa:*sees a nut on the end of the درخت branch* mmmm! *goes to get* *makes excided squiral noises*

Confessional:

Alexa:Man! Being a squiral is sooo FUN! آپ get to have NUTS!....*ends*

Lisa:Me being a dragon is fun! I get to FLY! but I wish we could talk..cuz I wanna speak w/ Sofie.*ends*

Sofie: Ok 5 words: Duncan is a cute cat! This challenge is so weird! I luv it! *ends*

Duncan:This is lame...But Sofie makes it..kinda not lame. *ends*

Andrea:I have utters so..no comment..*ends*

Izzy:My gosh! Being a Panda is sooooo GREAT! Cuz I get to be all cuddly then....RAWR! I kill ppl! WOOOOO! *falls back* aHHH! Im ok! *ends*

Karen:..Nay! 83 *ends*

To be continued!!!

GwenTrentDude, 7thGradeGenius and 1 other like this

Lolly4me2 Sofie: YIP! XDDDD I can imagine Duncan as a kitty... I CALL him kitty; so it's no problem. EEEEEEEE puppy! I still prefer Pandas, but as long as I can be a cuddly little pitbull terrier I'm fine with a dog 8D

Duncan-superfan Ok! Pitbull terrier you are! lolz I sounded like Yoda! XD

codyismine Karen:..Nay! 83 *ends* kawaii! x3 lol its soo coooool

Trent-lover123 stupid tamiki I could even act like a platipus

Trent-lover123 yeah cry in my icon cry im not crazy

7thGradeGenius hahahahaha lol Duncan as a kitty is SO ADORABLE!!! It'd be like Duncan mixed with Inuyasha.....lol XD [i]oooh, little kitty ears![/i]

Lolly4me2 [u]LoveLess[/u] Sofie: [i]Duuunnncccaaannnnn....[/i] Duncan: What? Sofie: Do you still have your ears? ^^ Duncan: ... I never had ears. Sofie: O_O *punches*

IDDfan Izzy:My gosh! Being a Panda is sooooo GREAT! Cuz I get to be all cuddly then....RAWR! I kill ppl! WOOOOO! *falls back* aHHH! Im ok! *ends* so fun I laught a lot!

GwenTrentDude LOL! i got utters ! yeaa my kinda response to no comment

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Total Drama Summer Vacation-Episode 1 Part 2:Welcome To The ساحل سمندر, بیچ

posted by i_love_music

Courtney:Hello, 911!Someone vomited here and fainted.How is the adress?The Martin Hotel, the 205th room.
Bridgette:*cries*Gwen was my best friend!I think is gonna die!
Courtney:Don't worry!She..ha..h...had th..e.. wh...i....te f...ac..e...I agree with you*cries*
Duncan:What happened here!Why everyone cries?
Courtney:Dunky, look here!
Duncan:..Gwen?..Are آپ okay?
Courtney:I don't know!I called at 911 and I don't know when comes!

After 20 minutes...
Courtney:Goodbye, Gwen!
Bridgette:*cries and runs away*.

Bridgette's dream...
Bridgette:Aaaah!Gwen?Are آپ okay?
Gwen:I'm not Gwen!I'm a MONSTER!
Bridgette:Aaaah!Help!...

Total Drama How To Train Your Dragon Episode 1 Part 2

posted by 16falloutboy

ok guys, here are the dragons and the good news is....you get to pick what dragon آپ want to train!

Rosa: That sounds awesome!

yes it does, ok now go pick!

Dani: *looks at the Deadly Nadder* this dragon looks cute *pets the Deadly Nadder* آپ will be named Patrick like my husband

Patrick: آپ look awesome *pets the timberjack* آپ will be named Dani, ok bud?

*the timberjack nods it's head*

Rosa: *pets the Skulldren* آپ look cool *the Skulldren purrs* your name will be Crystal

well looks like the dragons like آپ guys, well the rest of آپ keep picking *smiles then I go pet Patrick my Deathwing*...

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Alejandro In Wonderland Part 1

posted by soxfan89

It Was Another Sunny دن At Camp Wawanawka And Alejandro Was Beginning To Grow Tired Of Duncan's Remarks.
Duncan:(After Finishing His Drink) I Can't Believe This!
Alejandro:Shut It, Juvie.
Duncan:Hey, Don't آپ Call Me A Juvie آپ Hot Spaniard!
Lindsay:You Are Such A Troublemaker, People Would Mistake آپ For A Gangster.
Izzy:But At Least I'm Not Dumb As You, Lindsay!
Lindsay:Shut Up.
Duncan Ignored The 2 Girls And Turned His Attention Back On Alejandro.
Duncan:I Still Can't Believe This. آپ Must Have The Worst Luck Ever!
Alejandro:Knock It Off, Duncan!
Courtney:Lay Off Duncan.
Duncan:At Least I'm Not...

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Bridgette In Wonderland Chapter 1 Down The Rabbit Hole

posted by soxfan89

It Was Another Sunny دن At Camp Wawanawka And Bridgette Was Getting Tired Of Listening To Her History Lesson.
Leshawna:The French Revolution Begab In May 1789 With The Convocation Of The Estates-General. King Louis XVI Was Executed In 1793 And Marie Antoinette....Bridgette!
Bridgette:I'm Listening.
Leshawna:And Marie Antoinette Gave A Speech That Would Rewrite European History Forever Buy Saying "Let Them Eat Cake!". She Would Be Executed In......Bridgette!
Bridgette:Hehe. Oh.
Leshawna:Will آپ Pay Attention To Your History Lesson?
Bridgette:I'm Sorry Leshawna, But How Can I Pay Attention To A Book...

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Jake's Adventure

posted by KataraLover

Trent became a singer his manager was Chris but he drove him too far he almost lost Gwen so he quit and became a lawyer like his dad. Trent and Gwen got married and had a handsome son named Jake who's best دوستوں with Bridgette and Geoff's daughter Ariel. Jake and Ariel have a love for موسیقی Bridgette, Geoff, and Gwen don't mind but Trent doesn't want his son to have anything to do with music. Years later Jake and Ariel are 12 years old and are going to be going a a great adventure.

Trent-Hi Gwen I'm back from work
Gwen-Hello dear
Trent-How's Jake? In fact*looks around* where's Jake
Gwen-I think...

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The Diary of a Shy Heiress: A Duncan/Rikki story (Chapter4)

posted by DuncansMyLuv14

Melody McKnight

RECAP: "I like him...I like him a lot...but I can't let myself get hurt سے طرف کی another Juvie...not again." I whispered to myself as I kept running down the hall.
----------------------------------------------------
*IN THE CAFETERIA*

I sat at my usual میز, جدول in the cafeteria…the one in the back of the room, closest to the darkest corner I could find so nobody noticed me. I heard a few other students talking about Duncan and Aaron’s fight and how the original tough guy of the school was a mess in the end of it all; a couple of girls squealed over it, saying how hot they thought he was (even though...

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tdi south park

posted by gothemo1234

[tak]
I think I know the answer Mr.mcclaen

[duncan]
Mimimimimimimimi

[tak]
Shut up, Fat Boy

[duncan]
Hey, don't call me fat, آپ fuckin jew

[chirs]
duncan, did آپ just کہا the F word?

[duncan]
Jew??

[tak]
No, He's talking about Fuck.
آپ can't say fuck in school, آپ fucking fat ass

[chirs]
tak!!!!

[duncan]
Why the fuck not?

[chirs]
duncan!!!!

[trent]
Dude, آپ کہا Fuck again

[chirs]
trent!!!

[gwen]
(Fuck)

[chirs]
gwen!!!!

[duncan]
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody
Fuck Fuckytifuckfuckfuck

[chirs]
How would آپ like to go see the school councilor??

[duncan]
How would آپ like to suck my balls?

[Class]
uuuhhhh!!!

[chirs]
What did آپ say?!?!?!?!?!

[duncan]
ouh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what I کہا was:
HOW WOULD آپ LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS,?? Mr,mcclean

TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR sings REAL SONGS!! ep1

posted by dxarmy423

Chris: welcome to TDWT sings real songs and our first song is gonna be sung سے طرف کی Duncan, Alejandro, Trent and Tyler.

Chris: and the song is ....... TO BE LOVED سے طرف کی PAPA ROACH

Chris: 3....2....1... go!!!

*music starts to play*

Trent: Listen up, turn it up and rock it out
party on, I wanna hear آپ scream and shout
this is real, as real as it gets
I came to get down to get some fucking respect
taking it back to a hardcore level
you better be ready, put your pedal to the metal
taking it back to a hardcore level
you better be ready, put your pedal to the metal.

Tyler: GO!!!!!

Trent: Whoa I'll never give in
Whoa...

The 3 spies part 6:real spi work

posted by blenson555

Normal Rachlle

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In double X's Limo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sue:God,hes a pussy!double X:Now girls it was good of آپ doing that,but we don't want anything like that again!So wear your normal cloths and i'll see آپ all اگلے week!Tiffany:Kick ass!*The girls get out of the car*Rachlle:Lets get to گھنٹہ homes and change Sue:How am I supposed to change I'm in my normal cloths!Tiffany:Well this is real spi work,come to my house i'll find cloths that are black for u!Sue:I look like a stupid fucking nerd!Tiffany:What about me?Sue:You look good!Tiffany:Thanks!Part7:Blending in coming soon!

Normal Tiffany

Normal Sue

He's lazy, rude, sarcastic, and I'm in love with him. (a Noah love story)

posted by brittnw15

No One's POV
*groans* Chris why are we doing this again ?, Trent asked. Because the viewers love drama and I love making money, Chris responded. But this is crazy, we're going to miss the whole school year, Beth said. Don't worry about that, آپ can make up school work between challenges, Chris said. We are still going to miss prom!, Heather shouted. Not like it matters, آپ couldn't even get a تاریخ to your semi formal, Gwen laughed. Heather turned around in her bus نشست and glared at Gwen. Don't even bring that up again, she demanded. I think I just did, Gwen snapped. LADIES, no fighting, atleast...

Total Drama Zombie Chapter 2 Mansion

posted by cindy1310

[Courtney's car runs out of gas in front of an old mansion full of dust and cobwebs]
D:Great we ran out of gas.
T:Look an old mansion!
C:There's probably zombies in there.
G:It's either deal with the zombies in the mansion یا deal with the hundreds of zombies.
D:What's it going to be Princess?
C:Fine.
[They cautiously walk through the door.They start hearing moaning sounds]
C:Who's there?
D:Zombies.Time for a slash fest.
[A blonde comes from a door unexpectedly]
Monica:Hi!I'm Monica!
G:Hi!Before we get acquainted can we look for bite marks.
M:I wasn't bitten سے طرف کی a zombie.
C:You know about the...

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The Criminal Meets the Princess a Monica-san story chapter 15

posted by IDDfan

This chapter is dedicated to 7thGradeGenius and rubberduck2 and duncan-superfan because they always تبصرہ and they will ve really happy that it doesn't finish yet, actually another story continue thanks to monica-san

15.Twitter and Asthma

Courtney took a deep breath, breathing in and out. For about three minutes, she will be doing this, and then she will go back to work. She rubbed her temples and took another deep breath.

“Do آپ have asthma, babe?” Duncan whispered in her ear lowly. “If آپ do, I’d gladly give آپ mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. I’m not complaining.”

Courtney swiftly...

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Total Drama TV Episode 2 part 1/4: Ten Missed Calls

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Did Jacki REALLY bang Duncan?

Redirect from One Missed Call

That اگلے morning...

Brittani and Jacki: *walking to the restrooms with toothbrushes and toothpaste, talking about Duncan*

Brittani: I think we should form an alliance.

Jacki: What?

Brittani: You, me and Duncan should form an alliance. I mean, he likes me and i know آپ like him.

Jacki: Well.....ok

: : : : : : : CONFESSIONALS : : : : : : :

Jacki: Do I like Duncan? ...Yes. I mean, come on, he is SO sexy!

Duncan: Do I like Jacki? A bit....ok, a lot!

Jacki: And I'm just waiting for him to make his move.

Duncan: *making out with Jacki, they both fall off the chair and start um......doing...

Get A Clue Aravi Velez's Perspective

posted by IDDfan

I know what are آپ thinking who the hell is aravi velez???? well is a girl from fanfiction.net there's a lot of dxc storys and some of them are really good and I think this is really good so here it is and I don't wanna still credit so I have to say that I don't write it aravi velez write it

now that thesse is clear

the story

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It was another دن on the set of Total Drama Action, where the final five remained: Courtney; Duncan; Lindsay; Harold; and Beth. Justin was voted off the دن before, due to Courtney pretending to like him, JUST to get...

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Total Drama Goth chapter 1: Intros

posted by kk99aa

The Cast

Vannessa: Hello people who are on cartoonetwork
right now!

Duncan: Umm hi.....

Vannessa: Not not آپ Duncan!Well LOOK! The
campers are coming!

*boat pulls up*

Jared: ارے everyone!

Vannessa: So jared... It says here آپ are a boy,
آپ love موسیقی and آپ dont cut
yourself.

Jared: That's right.

Vannessa: It also says آپ have a crush on
Courtney right?

Jared: *blush,walks away*

Duncan: >:(

Vannessa: اگلے up is....

Theresa: Theresa!!!!!!!!!

Vannessa: XD Well it says that آپ are goth am I
right?

Theresa: Yes I am

Vannessa: Could have fooled me

Theresa: >:( *walks away* *whispers to jared: if
she...

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Total Drama Town Chapter 10

posted by GwenTrentDude

sorry if I havent been writing them but آپ try waking up at 4 everyday and go 2 school for 6 hours with no rest & sleeping at 10 nd doing the same thing all over! :'( & sorry if its short am soo sleepy.. :( ..

Chapter 10: Say Wha...??

It was morning as Marlo woke up on the floor with پیزا on her head. " Damn what the hell ? Crap I gotta stop passing out on peoples bedrooms!" She got up to see the rest on the floor and Jared was somehow under the bed. She got up and went to the hallway. She saw Carlys parents eating breakfast as she quietly backed up and went to Carlys room again. She...

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duncan,courtney,and ashley(part 5)

posted by god-of-love

"courtney,courtney get up!"said courtney's mom."hey mom,wat time is it?"asked courtney with her hand in her head."is 12:30pm u need to go to work,and when u come back we need to talk"said courtney's mom."um...mom i dont work any more...i stopped cuz i was going to work with gwen,and i got the jod but i start tomorrow."said courtney getting her laptop and putting it in her lap."is ok sweetheart u did need a break from that jod,and kissing duncan."said courtney's mom."ok i will be in my room with ur step father,u know his really sick."she add walking out of courtney's room."ok mom tell him hi...

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Trying to open the fucking door!!!!!!!!!!!! (To Bubble_Babe ^^)

posted by Darksiidee

*A not-real version of TDA's 13. Courtney didn't come back*

Harold: Let Me doing this!
Heather: NO! it's obvius that u don't know how to open a strong box!
Duncan: Becouse u do.
Heather: No! i mean, YES! i mean! DON'T STAY THERE AND HELP US!
Duncan: Ok... *stare at the door* *watching* *thinking*
Heather: اقدام ON!!! *Try to open the door*
Harold: Get away!! *push Heather* *try to open the door too*
Heather: *grab Harold's shirt* *start to fight*
Duncan: -_-
Heather: *still fighting with Harold* *Harold falls against a wall* *she falls*
Harold: u r an idiot
Heather: u r a jerk either
Duncan: u r both...

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TDI Character playlist

posted by Duncan_Courtney

I looked up alot of the songs from پرستار videos, but alot I took from my ipod, so enjoy!Please don't کتیا, کتيا if some of the songs don't fit ;D. I'm going to be writeing a "TDI couples playlist" so please write in the تبصرے any song that fit the couples (BESIDES DxC! I have like a blillion of those ones!

Duncan
Gives آپ Hell- The all American Rejects
I fought the Law- Green day
I hate my Life- Theroy of a Deadman
Know your Enemy- Green Day
The Anthem- Good Charlotte

LeShawna
Single Ladies- Beyonce
Bootylious- Destiny's Child
Jenny from the block- Jennifer Lopez
Independent Women- Destiny's Child
Milkshake-?????...

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Duncan and courtney after chapter seven (I didn't do it it's from gaiaonline)

posted by IDDfan

Courtney was feeling down on herself after almost being kicked off
again. She was still sitting سے طرف کی the campfire pit and it was beginning
to get dark outside. ‘How could I be so pathetic?’ She walked over to
the dock of shame and sat at the end of the dock. “I should’ve been
walking own this thing today.” She heard the boards of the dock
creak. “Whoever is thee just leave me alone!” she shouted.

“Hey princess, why so glum?” She’s recognize that voice. Duncan…
what does he want? He came to bother her once again. Courtney let
out a big sigh.

“I wasn’t aware آپ knew how...