Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? آپ mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, ارے Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... ارے Orca.
Orca: So, آپ want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for آپ to teach me a new اقدام so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's جانگھیا says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few منٹ of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are آپ ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new اقدام is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if آپ were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do آپ feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a اقدام that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a شاور in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time آپ did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? آپ mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, ارے Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... ارے Orca.
Orca: So, آپ want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for آپ to teach me a new اقدام so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's جانگھیا says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few منٹ of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are آپ ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new اقدام is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if آپ were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do آپ feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a اقدام that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a شاور in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time آپ did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
The دائرے, حلقہ slides in from the right, followed سے طرف کی Windwaker's name. A bolt of lightning hits the circle
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog & WindWakerGuy430 Present
Men: *Racing hot rods*
Six Shooters 2
Men: *Racing in other hot rods*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
Kristen گھنٹی, بیل as Amy Penn
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Also Starring
Mark Salling as Frank Sullivan
Scott Caan as Alec Baker
Joseph May as Tommy Ten
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