Link: Okay, so, what do we do اگلے on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are آپ serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't آپ find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: آپ will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where are these kids
Ivan: Hold it right there, boy
Link: Who the hell are you
Ivan: I'm Ivan. I am the leader of the dangerous gang. The Killer Bees.
Link: ..... phhhhhhhhh AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Ivan: Don't laugh at us. Were a dangerous gang.
Link: Oh, sure, what are آپ gonna do, crap in your training diapers and suck your thumbs
Ivan: No. We'll cut off your fucking dick and force آپ to eat it.
Link: ..................... Oh
Ivan: Now, if آپ wanna mess with us, you'll have to deal with the rest of the game. There's Jin
Jin: I'm a crazy redneck.
Ivan: Then Jan.
Jan: I am a transvestite.
Ivan: And finally, Jun-Roberto.
Jun-Roberto: I worship the devil
Link: Wow, what a great cast of characters
Ivan: So, what do آپ want
Link: آپ see, an annoying old lady told me a couple of little shits were bothering her... I'm gonna guess that those کہا shits are آپ four, so, I'll ask nicely that آپ stop... and if آپ don't accept it, I won't have no trouble in assaulting four minors.
Ivan: Oh, really, what are آپ gonna do
Jin: He can't do a goddamn thin'
Jan: Even my mom's make-up isn't as shady as him
Jun-Roberto: All hail Satan
Link: Okay, I tried to do it the nice way, now we'll have to do it my way... which is pretty much the hard way
(Later, in Ms. Maries Class)
Ms. Marie: You're back already
Link: Yep
Ms. Maries: Well, did آپ set a good example to those little kids
Link: I sure did
Ivan: I can't feel my legs.... and that's because he took my legs
Ms. Marie: Well, thank you, young lad. Here is the deed to my private island. It's yours now
Link: Are آپ fucking serious? I got my own island now. Fuck yeah.. But why
Ms. Marie: I'm going senile and starting to forget where I live..... Where am I?
(Later, on the ship)
Link: Fuck yeah, this is the coolest reward ever. Lets go check out the island
(Later, on the island)
Link: This place sucks
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are آپ serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't آپ find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: آپ will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where are these kids
Ivan: Hold it right there, boy
Link: Who the hell are you
Ivan: I'm Ivan. I am the leader of the dangerous gang. The Killer Bees.
Link: ..... phhhhhhhhh AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Ivan: Don't laugh at us. Were a dangerous gang.
Link: Oh, sure, what are آپ gonna do, crap in your training diapers and suck your thumbs
Ivan: No. We'll cut off your fucking dick and force آپ to eat it.
Link: ..................... Oh
Ivan: Now, if آپ wanna mess with us, you'll have to deal with the rest of the game. There's Jin
Jin: I'm a crazy redneck.
Ivan: Then Jan.
Jan: I am a transvestite.
Ivan: And finally, Jun-Roberto.
Jun-Roberto: I worship the devil
Link: Wow, what a great cast of characters
Ivan: So, what do آپ want
Link: آپ see, an annoying old lady told me a couple of little shits were bothering her... I'm gonna guess that those کہا shits are آپ four, so, I'll ask nicely that آپ stop... and if آپ don't accept it, I won't have no trouble in assaulting four minors.
Ivan: Oh, really, what are آپ gonna do
Jin: He can't do a goddamn thin'
Jan: Even my mom's make-up isn't as shady as him
Jun-Roberto: All hail Satan
Link: Okay, I tried to do it the nice way, now we'll have to do it my way... which is pretty much the hard way
(Later, in Ms. Maries Class)
Ms. Marie: You're back already
Link: Yep
Ms. Maries: Well, did آپ set a good example to those little kids
Link: I sure did
Ivan: I can't feel my legs.... and that's because he took my legs
Ms. Marie: Well, thank you, young lad. Here is the deed to my private island. It's yours now
Link: Are آپ fucking serious? I got my own island now. Fuck yeah.. But why
Ms. Marie: I'm going senile and starting to forget where I live..... Where am I?
(Later, on the ship)
Link: Fuck yeah, this is the coolest reward ever. Lets go check out the island
(Later, on the island)
Link: This place sucks
TO BE CONTINUED
So Metal Gear Solid 2 was a lot of fun, and I only have brief memories of playing the original Metal Gear Solid on PS1… And I never played Metal Gear Solid 4. So that must mean we are limited to one other Metal Gear Solid game. One that has, not Snake, but someone else. That’s right, it’s Metal Gear Solid V: Phan- Okay, even I can’t run that joke into the ground. No, seriously, though, it’s Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in the 1960s, the Cold War is just heating up, and the American hero known as The Boss has betrayed the American people and joined...
So back when I was talking about Bloodborne on this list, I mentioned how there was one game سے طرف کی FromSoftware that just couldn’t beat this one, and unless you’ve been living under a rock for the passed ten years, then آپ will know that game is Dark Souls, the first one, of course.
Dark Souls is set in the medieval kingdom of Lordran, and آپ play as the Chosen Undead, one of the many who have been sent to this dying land in a world where people cannot die. Your goal is to collect the souls of the four ancient lords who ruled this land and use them to either rekindle the First Flame...
Despite being a huge baby when I was a kid, there were few horror games یا فلمیں that scared me. I was mostly scared سے طرف کی trivial things, like the boulder in Crash Bandicoot یا the PS1 startup screen. I was never really scared of anything horror related… Resident Evil Remake was that one exception.
Being worked from the ground up to reimagine the original game and make it even مزید stunning, the game follows the S.T.A.R.S. team as they go into the mountains to investigate mysterious murders. There, they find a mansion full of zombies and monsters and now must survive to uncover the truth...
So, remember when Metal Gear Solid was a stealth game? And I ain’t talking about Survivor. We never talk about Survivor. I’m talking about that other time Metal Gear Solid was turned into something different, and it was actually good. Ladies in gentleman, I give آپ Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, whatever that name means
Metal Gear Rising follows everyone’s پسندیدہ soyboy, Raiden, as he is hunting down a terrorist group known as the Winds of Destruction, which have plans of sparking a war in the world, which involves, what else in a Metal Gear game, politicians doing seedy shit...
You know, I don’t get to talk about the Ace Attorney franchise nearly enough as I’d want to. That could just be because I didn’t get to play a majority of the games until way later, so they didn’t stick with me as much as one specific game. This is not that game, but it was the first to impress me in a long time. It may not be the best, but I still love it, dammit. And that is the fifth game in the main series, Dual Destinies.
Dual Destinies takes place a few years after the last game, Apollo Justice, where the law is in shambles, with crooked lawyers just looking for victory and...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a میز, جدول in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before Christmas was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If آپ haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time آپ begin now.
Song (Start at 1:19): link
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A scare بانگ spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in Halloween decor.
Reapers: *Singing*...
Art by Deathding
WARNING: These songs will make you wish you were never born. Seriously, if you think you know bad songs, you haven't seen anything yet.
