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Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. آپ know, the ones that make آپ want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, یا any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye 007 will not be here, because that would easily make number one. Now, with that said, lets start the فہرست already.

 Marbles
Marbles


#10: Marbles from Dead Rising 2 - Now, Dead Rising 2 has a LOT of joke weapons. Joke weapons are only made to be funny, not meant to kill zombies. However, if آپ use the joke weapons in Combo Weapons… well… their not much joke weapons anymore. However, the Marbles are unable to be turned into a weapon. All the marbles can do is be thrown on the ground, and let zombies fall on them. The only problem is that there are zombies EVERYWHERE, so that kind of makes it pointless. This weapons is also not effective on psychopaths, so what’s the point. This is lower, however, because, like I said, this is just a joke weapon. But seriously, this weapons only use is to give it as a gift to Katey… that sucks

 Flamethrower
Flamethrower


#9: Flamethrower from Dead Space - Now, in Dead Space, آپ are always needing to save as much ammo as possible, since, once آپ find ammo, آپ will be so glad. Which is why the Flamethrower is a big problem. Like I said, آپ need to save ammo, but the Flamethrower does the EXACT OPPOSITE! The Flamethrower has a very short ammo capacity, and it is real easy to run out when using it the first time. Not to mention that it has a very short range, so you’ll need to get close to the enemies to just use it. Only problem is that the Flamethrower doesn’t kill your enemies right away, so you’ll most likely get hit at least once when using this thing, unless you’re smart and never use the Flamethrower ever, in which case, good for you.

 Plasma Pistol
Plasma Pistol


#8: Plasma Pistol from Halo - The Covenant weapons are always real fun to use. آپ have the insanely overpowered Energy Sword which kills everything in one hit, the Needler that follows enemies and later explodes, the Plasma Pistol which…… Well, it sucks. Seriously, if the Covenant could have such awesome weapons like the previously mentioned ones, then why does the Plasma Pistol need to suck so bad. The Plasma Pistol has such a crappy use for it. Every bullet seems to be as painful as a grain of sand, and if that wasn’t bad enough, the only way to make is powerful is to charge it, but that waste’s too much energy. And it is no wonder why the Grunt’s are the lowest in the Covenant ranking. They have these shitty pistols

 Brass Knuckles
Brass Knuckles


#7: Brass Knuckles from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City - آپ want to know why the Brass Knuckles were taken out of later games. It’s simple. They don’t do jackshit. I’m not kidding, all the Brass Knuckles are good for is an accessory on your hand, not a weapon. And let’s not forget the fact that all of the games enemies are a bunch of gangsters who could kill آپ in سیکنڈ because they have, well, GUNS! Seriously, guns یا brass knuckles. Which do آپ think will win? And, lets not forget the fact that the Brass Knuckles take SO LONG to make your character throw a punch. So yeah, for those of آپ who wanted to know why the Brass Knuckles were removed, here is a reason why

 Giant's Sword
Giant's Sword


#6: Giant’s Sword from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Now, the Legend of Zelda series is full of amazing swords… So, it’s محفوظ to say that there also needs to be a fucking worthless one. That’s where the Giant’s Sword comes in. This sword is just a cheap version of the Biggoron Sword. It is huge, it does double damage, and آپ have to hold it with both hands. So, how is it bad if it’s like the Biggoron Sword. Well, unlike the Biggoron Sword, the Giant’s Sword breaks after a while. And the only way to fix it is to take it to Goron village and repair it for 200 rupees, just so it can break again and آپ can repair it again. Just get the Biggoron Sword. At least it doesn’t fucking brake like the Giant’s Sword

 Stun Grenade
Stun Grenade


#5: Stun Grenades from Saint’s Row: The Third - Fuck this game, and fuck this weapon. I can not believe that Violation took out the liquor and drugs D-pad option and replaced it with grenades, one of them being a waste of inventory space, and that is the Stun Grenade. All this fucking thing does is stun your enemies- And that’s it… Sure, it may seem a little useful, but the thing is, this thing takes FOREVER to blow up, and since the games AI lets them run when a grenades, آپ will hit NO ONE! I have never hit a single person with these grenades, so why are they here. Again, fuck this game and FUCK this weapon

 Mr. Resetti
Mr. Resetti


#4: Mr. Resetti from Super Smash Bros Brawl - Remember Mr. Resetti from Animal Crossing. Remember how much of a fucking jerk he was? Well, guess what… he’s worse in Smash Bros. Instead of being an annoying character, he’s a totally useless weapon. All Mr. Resetti can do is pop up out of the ground, and shout… and that’s it. The speech bubbles do NOTHING! Actually, they do something. They block your vision. Sure, it may be of some use (A very tiny bit of use. Like, as tiny as the bacteria on your keyboard) in online matches, but when fighting a computer, IT’S FUCKING WORTHLESS! WHY HAVE IT?

 Torch
Torch


#3: Torch from Ghost and Goblins - What kind of sadistic assholes put one of the most worthless weapons ever in one of the hardest games ever? Yeah, we all know Ghosts and Goblins is insanely hard… But try playing it with just the fucking Torch. The Torch is just so pointless. Everytime آپ throw it, it goes in an arch, so if your enemy is right in front of you, the Torch will just go OVER the enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, آپ can only throw two at a time. Once آپ do, آپ gotta wait for the آگ کے, آگ to die out before throwing them again. Just get the knife, it’s the only way to save yourself. Also, WHY WOULD THEY BRING THIS BACK IN SUPER GHOSTS AND GOBLINS?!

 Stick
Stick


#2: Stick from Fable - Fuck this weapons. Fuck to Hell. When آپ first start your training, آپ are دیا this weapon to practice on. But, before آپ know it, آپ will be دیا actual swords. Which, trust me, THESE are what آپ will use. Not a fucking Stick. The Stick is as useless as آپ think it is. It’s just a fucking stick. It has VERY low damage. It does kill enemies, but سے طرف کی the time you’ve finally killed them, آپ could have watched the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy سے طرف کی that time. Also, آپ are unable to trade یا sell this weapon, so آپ are just stuck with it until the دن آپ die, یا this weapon makes آپ chuck the game out the fucking window. But, I can’t blame the merchants. WHO WOULD BUY A FUCKING STICK!

 Shotgun
Shotgun


#1: Shotgun from Walking Dead: Survival Instincts - آپ know, I would be surprised that Activision managed to fuck up a weapon like a shotgun, but, they also managed to make The Walking Dead suck, so, سے طرف کی that point, anything is possible. The Shotgun is just terrible. I mean, my god, how did they think this weapon was perfectly okay? Every time آپ find the Shotgun in this game, it has the same large capacity of THREE BULLETS! Yes, every time آپ find a Shotgun, it only has three bullets. Nothing else. Also, if that wasn’t bad enough, it could entirely miss the zombies, even though آپ PERFECTLY aimed, and shot it right into the zombies skull. HOW DO آپ MISS WITH A FUCKING SHOTGUN!? Oh, and the worst part is that every time آپ آگ کے, آگ the gun, the zombies come. Sure, this may seem like its trying to be truthful to the series, but they should have made the game fucking better if آپ wanted me to believe that. If a weapon actually attracts مزید enemies then there originally was, then the weapon’s only use is to be a fucking weapon. Fuck this game, fuck this weapon, and fuck Activision for making this game. MAKE مزید گٹار HERO, FOR FUCKS SAKE!

So, there آپ have it. Do آپ agree with this list? Tell me what آپ think below. With that, I will see آپ all اگلے time
Now, there are a lot of games that people praise for good reasons. However, there are times when I look at games and say “People say these games are the best ever made”? Now, don’t get me wrong, I do not hate these games (Well, not all of them, anyway), I just think they get مزید praise then they deserve. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Grand Theft Auto V
Grand Theft Auto V


#10: Grand Theft Auto V - Wow. Only number ten and already I am pissing people off. Now, Grand Theft Auto V is a fun game. It has an amazing open world, a great story, a cast of wonderful characters, and addictive gameplay....
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Leonard: I'm a perfectly nice guy. No reason we can't go to a nice رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا together. Have a lovely dinner. Maybe take a nice walk after. She ends up taking me to her apartment (begins having panic attack). We begin kissing.. We're GONNA HAVE SEX! OH GOD! OH GOD!
Sheldon: Is the sex starting already.
Leonard: I'm having panic attack!
Sheldon; Well.. Calm down.
Leonard: I can't calm down. Other wise they wouldn't call it a panic ATTACK!


Leonard: Do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign. Everytime I open my mouth!?


Penny: Your so sweet. Why can't all guys be like you.
Leonard: Cause if all guys were like...
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Guard: (Whistles)
Link: Hey, you, random guard
Guard: Hey, its you....... girl clothed boy
Link: I got something for you
Guard: Oh, is it a Snickers bar
Link: Nope (Cuts guard in half) That's for throwing me in that cell آپ asshole

Link: (At the top) Finally. Here we are.... again
Aryll: Link, your back
Link: Aryll, how have آپ been
Aryll: Oh, well the seagulls have been looking at me constantly, but thanks to this jail cell, they can't really get in to attack me
Seagull: آپ LUCKY BITCH
Link: Well, lets get آپ out of here
Aryll: Um, Link, why is there some pirate hooker behind you
Link: Who (Turns)
Tetra:...
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King of Red Lions: Well, here it is. Dragon Roost Island
Link: I knew that
King of Red Lions: How
Link: Well, the name of the island just materializes on the سب, سب سے اوپر of the screen
King of Red Lions: Oh, well, آپ go ahead and see whats going on
Link: Aren't آپ coming with me
King of Red Lions: I would, but, آپ see, I have things to do, and- Oh right, I'M A FUCKING BOAT
Link: Okay, Mr. Smartass, I'll go look (Walks off)

Link: Wow, its a place filled with bird people. I feel as though, that this must be some sort of alien race
Postman: Link, hello again
Link: Hello... you
Postman: آپ don't recognize me....
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Hello everyone. Now, what are some of the things that make a character unlikable. Are they annoying? Are they jerks? Well, it depends on who they are. But trust me, there are lots of hateable characters in video games. The only سوال is which ones are the worst. Well, the rules are that there is only one per franchise and only games I've played. Now, here we go
(Warning, this فہرست contains spoilers)

20: Vannile from Final Fantasy 13 - Wow. We are actually starting with her? This is going to be a long list. Now, I would have chosen Tidus from Final Fantasy 10, but I haven't played that one,...
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(I would like to thank Alinah for informing me of this)
(Warning: This review contains spoilers)
So, um... I was told to review a Pewdiepie playthrough of the Witch's House, even though I told myself that I'm not supposed to review reviewers, and Pewdiepie is technically a reviewer so I can't review this. However, I can review the game itself, The Witch's House. but before I do, I have to make a short statement on Pewdiepie... Pewdiepie's funny, okay, now the review
The Witch's House is a Japanese game that was then translated to English. It is about a gmae where آپ [lay as a young girl named...
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January 20, 2:39 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Happy Yappy- Wow. So this must be the room where آپ make your shows
Wind Waker Guy- Yep. Anyway, we need to think of what was going on when the mystery man was lurking around the warehouse
Happy Yappy- We could go to the warehouse and try to find some unfound evidence
Wind Waker Guy- I guess it wouldn't hurt to look

January 20
Tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse

Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) No matter how many times I come here, I keep wishing I had no nose
Happy Yappy- So, we need to find some evidence that we missed
Wind Waker Guy- Right. Whats this right here...
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Remember Afro Samurai? Neither do I. Okay, but seriously, let’s talk about Afro Samurai. Trust me, it is relevant to the game we will be discussing. Afro Samurai was a really dumb, nonsensical video game about a samurai with an afro who searches for his father’s killer and takes out all the سب, سب سے اوپر samurai in the country. It’s a dumb series with large breasted samurai women, everyone has cellphones, and there’s Kanye West bears everywhere, all in feudal Japan. And yet I still liked it. And it must’ve been good enough to get an anime, a movie, and have the main character voiced سے طرف کی Samual...
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So YIIK was a hipster ridden game that people were very annoyed سے طرف کی and against. Well this time, it’s time for us to talk about a game that is hipster ridden that people are quite fond of. To an extent, of course. It does have it’s haters, but this game has far مزید support than it does hate. And I am referring to the indie adventure title, Night in the Woods. یا as many people like to call it, Life is Strange… But Good.

 Image from castingcall.club
Image from castingcall.club


Night in the Woods takes place in the small town of Possum Springs, which has slowly been losing family businesses in place of larger businesses,...
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I love indie games. Call me a grump, but I just don't see much passion in most video games nowadays. While passion definitely exists thanks to creators like Hideo Kojima, Yoko Taro, Suda51 and many more, big publishers just want to make video games be a quick cash grab, companies like EA, Activision, Bethesda, Square Enix, and Microsoft. But indie developers don't have that kind of desire (Most of the time). All of their games are made on one thing and one thing only: Passion. Their love for the genre and their desire to tell an interesting narrative یا to create something, be it out of a creative...
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~8:20 PM
April 2nd 2079
Neon بادل Striptease~

Apollo: (He made his way down the street, his katana near his hip, as he made his way down the road. At the end of the سٹریٹ, گلی rested a small but fancy building, covered in neon lights. The sign read “The Neon Cloud”. The سٹریٹ, گلی was empty, most likely to prepare for the fight that was to come. As Apollo made his way to the club, helicopters began to loom over him, cameramen in sight as they filmed every moment of the fight. Apollo entered the building, مزید and مزید camera’s set up around the building, all with the Takedown TV logo on the side....
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When آپ hit that play button, آپ are going to listen to the greatest theme song ever created for a TV show.
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Wind: (Sitting at coffee دکان with Cody) So, آپ think that homosexuals come from space
Cody: Well, how else do people just… become gay
Wind: Thinking it through mentally, maybe
Cody: Nah, that’s silly
(A large protest group walks down the street)
Cody: What’s that?
Wind: A protest, it seems. Let’s see if the cops start to beat them up (Heads out, and Cody follows)

Arnold: We can’t let this racism keep going
Wind: (Passes through the crowd) Get out of my way (Gets to the front of the crowd) Excuse me, but what the hell are آپ talking about
Arnold: Do آپ not see the racism around us. Blacks,...
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~Story~

Bishop, Rollen “Roll”, and Tiny Tom are all video game making novices, all wanting to make it big in the gaming industry. However, they lack any skill in creating a game. So, they decide to head to a place known as Glass Sky Hills, where they hope to meet a man known as The Prodigy, who has created several amazing games. When they find The Prodigy, they find him to be a high schooler just like them, named Maximilian, with his alias name being Max 1. Million, but asks the others to call him Maxwell. His love for gaming completely blocks out his love for other things, including people,...
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#10: ACT OF VALOR:
He liked Hardcore Henry.
So this movie is KIND of like that. It feels like a game of Call of Duty. I know he doesn't like call of duty. But how can he hate marines shooting the shit out of rapists and terrorists..


#9: LONDON HAS FALLEN:
I can't wait to see this movie again.
I love watching it and seeing how WRONG the reviewers are. I'm gonna remember this one for a LONG time..


#8: TOTAL RECALL:
He probably has. But if not.. It's Arnold, that's all he needs to know..


#7: BRAVEHEART:
He probably has though..


#6: PLATOON:
It'd pretty old. And he probably doesn't like charlie sheen....
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