There are a lot of achievements that can be earned on Xbox. Now, these can range from being easy, hard, fun, or… stupid. So stupid, it’s funny. So, I want to talk about the ten Xbox achievements that are so stupid, their funny. Now, first things first. Only one game per franchise. However, I am dropping my play before put rule for this فہرست only. Why? I have no clue, but it’s there. Now, with that said, lets start the list.
#10 - Dastardly from Red Dead Redemption - Ever seen those old western فلمیں where the bad guy has this girl tied up on the train tracks and then watches as she gets crushed سے طرف کی a train? Well, now آپ can reenact those scenes, and get an achievement for it. All آپ need to do is hogtie a woman, lie her on the train tracks, and then watch as she gets killed سے طرف کی the train. However, آپ must be real desperate to kill someone for this achievement
#9: Flushed from Half Life 2: مالٹا, نارنگی Box - Now, I love Half Life….. I think that should be enough. Anyway, this achievement is both immature, and silly. Basically, آپ use the Gravity Gun to pick up a toile, then آپ go and kill someone with it. I am not kidding, آپ actually launch a toilet at an enemy until they die. Yes, it is that stupid, but is also that funny
#8: The Teaser from Fable 2 - Now, Fable has a lot of funny achievements, from killing a rabbit, to making people laugh while dressed as a Hobbe, to kicking a chicken as far as آپ can. But, Fable 2 and 3 are the only one with achievements, and… well, EVERYONE hates Fable 3, so Fable 2 will have to do. And I chose this one due to how dumb it is. Basically, what آپ do is walk up to a Bandit, and begin using your expressions on him. آپ start سے طرف کی flirting with him, then scaring him, then making him laugh, then in insulting him. The best part is that he actually responds to all of these with his own words. It is comedy gold, and makes this whole achievement amazing.
#7: Problem Solved, Series Over from Metal Gear Solid HD Collection - Now, I love Metal Gear Solid… Okay, I think I کہا enough. Now, this is found in Metal Gear Solid 3, where after Ocelot and all of his men are knocked unconscious, آپ are supposed to leave… But, the thing is, آپ don’t have to. Here, آپ can actually kill Ocelot, the series antagonist. However, if آپ do, Major Zero will tell آپ that آپ created a time paradox, since Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place before the events of the first two games, and آپ will get a game over. This is just so funny that they actually know that this creates a time paradox. I love it so much… even if it does ruin your chances of the Peace Walker Achievement
#6: Out of Your Depth from Grand Theft Auto V - Now, this was hard, since there aren’t a lot of “Go and fuck around” achievements in the GTA games. But, this one is just so insane, it’s hilarious. Basically, what آپ do is go out to the ocean and find a shark. Once آپ do find it, آپ then let yourself jump into the ocean, and then let yourself get eaten سے طرف کی the شارک and die. What really put this achievement on this فہرست is that the تفصیل of this achievement is a quote from Jaws… that instantly sold this for me
#5: The Soprano from Saints Row 2 - Now, even though Saints Rows 3 and 4 have مزید screwing around achievements than 2, but this one I got just for not even knowing about the achievement. Basically, when a song on the radio comes on, most likely Take On Me, یا The Final Countdown, your character will begin to sing along to the song all the way until the end. I can’t tell what’s funnier. The fact that a psychotic gang leader who enjoys killing people sings along to pop songs, یا that he sings along to terribly
#4: Suicide King from F.E.A.R - I don’t get how یا why anyone would want this, but I guess they were just so desperate to get an achievement. Basically, the only way to get this achievement is VERY easy. Just kill yourself five times…. Yep, that’s it. Just die five times and آپ get this achievement. But, don’t think you’re getting awarded much, because آپ get zero gamerpoints. Still better than losing a song on easy mode on گٹار Hero 3. I mean, my god, that’s just pathetic.
#3: Stick ‘em Up from Dead Rising 2 - Now, I couldn’t find much silly achievements in the first game, so I decided to look at the مزید sillier one in the genre. Basically, to get this achievement, آپ have to smash two paintings over a zombie, than a barrel, and then a mask. This is just so silly, looking at a zombie covered in two paintings, a barrel, and wearing a mask. This is also the most rewarding achievement on this فہرست at twenty gamerpoints, so that’s pretty cool
#2: Cl0wned from Left 4 Dead 2 - Just like Dead Rising, I couldn’t find a silly achievement in the first, so I had to look at the second…. Huh. Two zombie games that have funnier achievements in the sequels. What are the odds. Anyway, to get this achievement, آپ have to مککا, عجیب الخلقت ten infected clowns in the face to make their noses honk. This is just funny as hell. I mean, آپ are going around in a zombie infested carnival, and your punching zombie clowns in the face while their noses honk. This probably inspired that one scene from Zombieland… And yes, Left 4 Dead 2 came out before Zombieland. Look it up
#1: Press START To Play from The Simpsons Game - Of all the patronizing achievements out there, this one is the biggest one. I am not even kidding when I say that this is easily one of the most dumbest ways to earn an achievement ever. آپ want to know how آپ get this achievement? سے طرف کی pushing the START button for the first time… No, I am not kidding. This is a fucking thing. The creators actually thought that this would be a great way to earn an achievement. It’s almost like this game is treating آپ like a toddler, and congratulating آپ on every small thing آپ do. And yet, that is what makes it so goddamn funny, and what makes it number one.
So, there آپ have it. Did آپ enjoy the list? Tell me what آپ thought of it. And with that, I will see آپ all اگلے time
#10 - Dastardly from Red Dead Redemption - Ever seen those old western فلمیں where the bad guy has this girl tied up on the train tracks and then watches as she gets crushed سے طرف کی a train? Well, now آپ can reenact those scenes, and get an achievement for it. All آپ need to do is hogtie a woman, lie her on the train tracks, and then watch as she gets killed سے طرف کی the train. However, آپ must be real desperate to kill someone for this achievement
#9: Flushed from Half Life 2: مالٹا, نارنگی Box - Now, I love Half Life….. I think that should be enough. Anyway, this achievement is both immature, and silly. Basically, آپ use the Gravity Gun to pick up a toile, then آپ go and kill someone with it. I am not kidding, آپ actually launch a toilet at an enemy until they die. Yes, it is that stupid, but is also that funny
#8: The Teaser from Fable 2 - Now, Fable has a lot of funny achievements, from killing a rabbit, to making people laugh while dressed as a Hobbe, to kicking a chicken as far as آپ can. But, Fable 2 and 3 are the only one with achievements, and… well, EVERYONE hates Fable 3, so Fable 2 will have to do. And I chose this one due to how dumb it is. Basically, what آپ do is walk up to a Bandit, and begin using your expressions on him. آپ start سے طرف کی flirting with him, then scaring him, then making him laugh, then in insulting him. The best part is that he actually responds to all of these with his own words. It is comedy gold, and makes this whole achievement amazing.
#7: Problem Solved, Series Over from Metal Gear Solid HD Collection - Now, I love Metal Gear Solid… Okay, I think I کہا enough. Now, this is found in Metal Gear Solid 3, where after Ocelot and all of his men are knocked unconscious, آپ are supposed to leave… But, the thing is, آپ don’t have to. Here, آپ can actually kill Ocelot, the series antagonist. However, if آپ do, Major Zero will tell آپ that آپ created a time paradox, since Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place before the events of the first two games, and آپ will get a game over. This is just so funny that they actually know that this creates a time paradox. I love it so much… even if it does ruin your chances of the Peace Walker Achievement
#6: Out of Your Depth from Grand Theft Auto V - Now, this was hard, since there aren’t a lot of “Go and fuck around” achievements in the GTA games. But, this one is just so insane, it’s hilarious. Basically, what آپ do is go out to the ocean and find a shark. Once آپ do find it, آپ then let yourself jump into the ocean, and then let yourself get eaten سے طرف کی the شارک and die. What really put this achievement on this فہرست is that the تفصیل of this achievement is a quote from Jaws… that instantly sold this for me
#5: The Soprano from Saints Row 2 - Now, even though Saints Rows 3 and 4 have مزید screwing around achievements than 2, but this one I got just for not even knowing about the achievement. Basically, when a song on the radio comes on, most likely Take On Me, یا The Final Countdown, your character will begin to sing along to the song all the way until the end. I can’t tell what’s funnier. The fact that a psychotic gang leader who enjoys killing people sings along to pop songs, یا that he sings along to terribly
#4: Suicide King from F.E.A.R - I don’t get how یا why anyone would want this, but I guess they were just so desperate to get an achievement. Basically, the only way to get this achievement is VERY easy. Just kill yourself five times…. Yep, that’s it. Just die five times and آپ get this achievement. But, don’t think you’re getting awarded much, because آپ get zero gamerpoints. Still better than losing a song on easy mode on گٹار Hero 3. I mean, my god, that’s just pathetic.
#3: Stick ‘em Up from Dead Rising 2 - Now, I couldn’t find much silly achievements in the first game, so I decided to look at the مزید sillier one in the genre. Basically, to get this achievement, آپ have to smash two paintings over a zombie, than a barrel, and then a mask. This is just so silly, looking at a zombie covered in two paintings, a barrel, and wearing a mask. This is also the most rewarding achievement on this فہرست at twenty gamerpoints, so that’s pretty cool
#2: Cl0wned from Left 4 Dead 2 - Just like Dead Rising, I couldn’t find a silly achievement in the first, so I had to look at the second…. Huh. Two zombie games that have funnier achievements in the sequels. What are the odds. Anyway, to get this achievement, آپ have to مککا, عجیب الخلقت ten infected clowns in the face to make their noses honk. This is just funny as hell. I mean, آپ are going around in a zombie infested carnival, and your punching zombie clowns in the face while their noses honk. This probably inspired that one scene from Zombieland… And yes, Left 4 Dead 2 came out before Zombieland. Look it up
#1: Press START To Play from The Simpsons Game - Of all the patronizing achievements out there, this one is the biggest one. I am not even kidding when I say that this is easily one of the most dumbest ways to earn an achievement ever. آپ want to know how آپ get this achievement? سے طرف کی pushing the START button for the first time… No, I am not kidding. This is a fucking thing. The creators actually thought that this would be a great way to earn an achievement. It’s almost like this game is treating آپ like a toddler, and congratulating آپ on every small thing آپ do. And yet, that is what makes it so goddamn funny, and what makes it number one.
So, there آپ have it. Did آپ enjoy the list? Tell me what آپ thought of it. And with that, I will see آپ all اگلے time