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We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality سے طرف کی making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.



#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get آپ a new weapon, levels آپ up, یا gives آپ money. However, there are THOSE survivors. آپ know the ones, the ones that will refuse to come with آپ all because they don’t have enough alcohol in their system? The ones that won’t اقدام a goddamn centimeter unless آپ pay them? The ones that آپ will just end up killing rather than saving because آپ don’t want to waste your time with that shit? Yeah…. THOSE survivors



#9: Waking Talon from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Once آپ travel to Hyrule قلعہ for the first time, آپ will then see that there is a hole that آپ can sneak into. You’ll also see that there is a fat bearded guy who looks a bit too much like Mario sleeping on the ground. Now, this is pointless because آپ have to waste so much time for the Cucco آپ got from Malon to hatch before آپ can use it to wake Talon’s fat پچھواڑے, گدا up. I mean, come on. There is an evil green skinned man that is about to take over the kingdom. I can’t wait for an egg to hatch because آپ wanted to sleep on the job.



#8: Fishing Competition from Animal Crossing: New Leaf - Now, when آپ first compete in the fishing competition, it really isn’t that bad. آپ can trade in big مچھلی for new furniture and eventually get the golden trophy for biggest fish…. Its the later times where this gets annoying. Even after آپ win, the fishing competition still goes on every ماہ یا so. They keep giving out the same pointless furniture, and if آپ actually compete in the fishing competition each year, you’ll just end up getting hundreds of trophies. I swear, Fable’s fishing competition was better than this



#7: Yoga from Grand Theft Auto 5 - I get that this mission was made to دکھائیں just how short tempered Michael is, but, here is the thing… How many times did آپ do yoga in your free time in this game? Don’t lie, آپ never do yoga. It’s just a worthless mat that just sits there. Not to mention, what kind of masochist would want to do Quick-Time Events. Yes, this is just a reason to use Quick-Time Events… and those suck… so does yoga.



#6: Route 101 from Sonic Adventure 2 Battle - Why would آپ ever want to drive in a Sonic game? Why? This road is just pointless. All آپ do is play as Tails as he chases the president's limo. It’s not as awesome as it sounds. There is no challenge, no obstacles, no nothing. Just drive down an empty road, occasionally pass a badly rendered car, and then catch the president. And to think that this entire stupid level could have been used to create a Sonic level.



#5: Activity Missions from Saints Row: The Third - Now, آپ all know my hatred for this game, so I will just keep from saying what I would normally say about this….. Nah, just kidding. I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME! Okay, with that out of the way, these activity missions are just… boring. In past games, activities were always a way to let آپ boost your respect in order to play مزید of the story. Here, the activities are forced onto you. آپ HAVE to play them in any order the game wants آپ to. And worse, آپ don’t use respect to اقدام the story along. آپ can play the story no matter what. THESE ACTIVITIES ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS! WHY IS THE GAME FORCING THESE TO BE PART OF THE STORY WHEN THEIR SO FUCKING POINTLESS!



#4: قلعہ Design from Fable 3 - Yet another god awful game. Once آپ become king, آپ are told that the world will be invaded سے طرف کی monsters in one year. So, آپ need to make good یا evil choices to see what the world will turn into. However, one of the choices are to tell آپ what آپ want the design of the قلعہ to be. Yeah, nevermind the fact that we all may die in a year, let's talk about the fucking decor. And the design is barely noticeable. If your gonna waste the king's time with a design choice, at least make the design noticeable.



#3: Opening from Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts - My god, ANOTHER terrible game on the list. Anyway, what makes this opening pointless is that آپ have to do a whole bunch of walking. And worse, it is tedious as hell. آپ walk SO slow, and it takes forever to get anywhere. It really doesn’t help that آپ gotta race a severed head, and it REALLY doesn’t help when the fucking head is faster than you. Also, this game even says how collecting things is stupid and a waste of time. In other words, this game is saying that Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie were bad games. LIKE THIS GAME IS ONE TO TALK! Pointless and insulting. I wish I saved my anger for this instead of using it on number five.



#2: Collecting Sticks from Infinite Undiscovery - Finally, I get to talk about this game…. It’s a fun RPG! Now, with that said… sticks. I am not kidding, there is actually a mission where آپ have to walk around and collect ten goddamn sticks. Does this اقدام the story along? No. Does this level up your characters? No. Does this do anything other than waste my time? No. I swear, this part right here has no purpose, at all. Oh well, could be worse… Could be the FUCKING TIMBERLANDS- But that’s a فہرست for another time.



#1: Everything from Sneak ‘n Peek - It’s hide and seek, only with one person… If آپ like this game, آپ must be a very lonely person

So, there آپ have it. Did آپ enjoy the list? Tell me what آپ thought of it below. With that, I will see آپ all اگلے time.
The graphics are good, but the voice acting could be better, and Sheriff Teasle doesn't look anything like he does in the movie.
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Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A ماہ passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I کہا to myself. "Because...
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~Story~

In the town of Rockefeller, New Jersey, a young girl سے طرف کی the name of Annabelle has been quiet around others for as long as she can remember, making herself unknown to her classmates. This is because of her ability to see different creatures, ranging from spirits to demons, who choose to stay hidden from the normal human eye. During her سال in high school, a meteorite crashes into a small field outside of town. This soon leads to a group of people named The سٹار, ستارہ Chasers has come to observe the meteorite, سے طرف کی having tents and cameras set up. However, as time goes by, they soon build a small...
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Wind: (At the school soda machine)
Hannah: What are آپ doing
Wind: Trying to decide what I want… And I don’t think I like any of these drinks. They’re all diet
Hannah: That’s because the school wants to give us healthy food
Wind: So does that explain why the school apples are completely black and gelatinous?
Hannah: That’s different. Here (Takes his wallet) I’ll just buy آپ the drink
Wind: Whatever. Just make it something worth my money
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do آپ want?
James: Did آپ hear about the new gym class we got
Wind: …….. We have a gym class
James: Yeah, آپ wanna check...
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Everypony down in Ponyville liked Christmas a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated Christmas the whole christmas season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her دل was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her دل یا her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies...
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It’s time to tear Activision a new one. If I had to put Activision anywhere on the فہرست for the worst video game companies in existence, it would probably be at number….. 3. Right after Capcom, but right before Ubisoft. Now, what has Activision done? Well, the bought Radical Entertainment, the guys who made Prototype….. Right before they shut the company down. They also bought Neversoft, the guys who made گٹار Hero and Tony Hawk…. before merging them with Infinity Ward. And what have they been successful with? Call of Duty… of course, that explains why their still thriving. Activision...
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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired سے طرف کی the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.


FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James بانگ was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed سے طرف کی one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...
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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take آپ to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t آپ cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t آپ squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold آپ firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
آپ weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white وین with candy in the back
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Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of آپ outside the city, آپ better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With آپ assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a سب, سب سے اوپر ten پسندیدہ عملی حکمت list, I should do a سب, سب سے اوپر ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst عملی حکمت I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let آپ guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an عملی حکمت that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: آپ know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... London and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground یا in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole فہرست about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, یا just مجموعی طور پر douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that آپ feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...
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Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way یا another I find disgusting, immature sex یا rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... آپ see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, مزید condensed reviews but آپ get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, یا didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out سے طرف کی saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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Welcome to Love & Death Corporated, where our جملہ معیاری is “You Only Live Once”. What is Love & Death Co. آپ ask? Well, our job is to simple. Are آپ familiar with death? Yes, it is a scary concept, no doubt about that, but death is not always the end of things. When آپ die, darkness doesn’t await you. Depending on your soul in life, آپ could be deemed a good noodle and go into paradise, but if آپ are a bad egg, آپ will be thrown into the underworld. But, sometimes, just sometimes, there are runaway souls. When a person refuses to die, despite their time coming to an end, they...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the حالیہ years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad writing behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and شامل میں the ranks of washed up directors like...
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آپ know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the فلمیں for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent ہل, لندن franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder



The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...
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On the 3rd Day, Nik was able to finally level up Mercury from the ugly Quilladin to the epic Chesnaught. After hours of grinding, many trips to the Pokemon Center, and a town's worth of dead Pokemon in their wake, Mercury had finally reached his final stage of evolution and became the walking tank, Chesnaught

After the Great Grind of Route 11, Bone Thug was able to evolve into a Marrowake. Nik planned to evolve مزید Pokemon, but he eventually got bored and moved on, thinking he grinded enough.

Reflection Cave showed no Pokemon, sadly. The cave was not without some joy, however, as both Kurt Cobain...
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