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There are a lot of فلمیں out there. And a lot of فلمیں have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from فلمیں that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my مجموعی طور پر thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have a terrible ending. And finally, and this is very obvious, this فہرست contains MAJOR spoilers, so read at your own risk. With that said, let’s start the list.

#10: War of the World’s - So, there is a reason this is regarded as one of Stephan Spielberg's lesser appreciated films. That is because the ending was so stupid, it hurts. Spielberg wanted to make the movie as close to the book as possible. However, there are somethings that one can look at and say, “Hey! That’s pretty fucking stupid. We should change that”. But no, instead we got the book ending. Sure, it was true to the book the film was based on, but that doesn’t mean it was good. So, as the technologically advanced aliens begin to wipe out the human race, they are finally stopped. What is it that kills the aliens? The Earth’s diseases. Yeah, these aliens who were immune to all of Earth’s weapons were killed سے طرف کی the fucking flu. And people wonder why this isn’t as loved as other Spielberg movies.

#9: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - Now, آپ know your movie is so pathetic, that it has less character death than the animated movie. So, what happens in the ending is that Sam is nearly killed. However, as much as we all would love to see this annoying asshat met his demise, he is revived سے طرف کی plot convenience. Then, after that, Optimus Prime is killed. However, the movie then says that he can be revived when he is دیا new parts. So, once he does, Optimus Prime is brought back to life. This movie is just way too afraid to kill off any characters. Normally, this wouldn’t be a problem if this PG-13 movie had less death than the 1980’s movie, which had major characters being killed off, and that was a goddamn kids movie.

#8: The Forgotten - So, this was a movie that actually had a pretty cool idea. It is about a mother who lost her eight-year-old son in an accident. However, she is told سے طرف کی everyone around her that she never had a son, and she is trying to figure out why no one other than her can remember her son. This was a pretty cool idea… And it was also an idea that was ruined due to its terrible ending. At the end of the movie, we find out what caused all of this to happen. What happened was that all of this was an experiment done…. سے طرف کی aliens… That was the big plot twist. آپ know, it takes bad writing to make a bad ending. But, at least we know آپ tried. But when the plot twist is aliens, and the movie had nothing to do with aliens up until that point, then it shows that آپ are just a lazy writer who didn’t even try with the plot, and آپ expect to have respect, when, after that shit آپ pulled, آپ don’t deserve any.

#7: The Happening - There is one name in the movie business that strikes fear into moviegoers everywhere. That name is M. Night Shyamalan. Known as the director who not only fell from grace, but plummeted from it. And The Happening is one of the many examples to prove it. The movie has many people dying from unknown reasons around the world, and tensions grow as people try to find out what it is. And, at the end of the movie, we find out that the cause for all these deaths are…. plants…. Yeah, the cause for all these deaths are just plants. Why did plants gain the need to go and murder humans? I don’t know. They just thought it was a good idea, unlike this ending.

#6: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - I wanted to like this movie. As a die hard Indiana Jones fan, I wanted to like this movie, but it’s ending sucked so bad that I couldn’t. Instead of giving us a thrilling and exciting adventure, we got the same problem that The Forgotten faced. In the end, after they finally reached the temple, instead of giving us a satisfying conclusion, what we got was aliens that could melt the faces of people and hide UFO’s inside Aztec temples. I could handle Jones surviving a nuclear test in a fridge, and I could handle Shia LaBeouf's terrible character, but this ending is something that I can not accept. This ending sucked, and was the biggest disappointment in the Indiana Jones series.

#5: Signs - Oh god. Two M. Night Shyamalan films are on this list. This time, it is a movie about aliens trying to take over the earth. What is it with bad endings in فلمیں that involve aliens one way یا another. Anyway, this ending is a lot like War of the World’s, only worse. It is shown that nothing can stop the aliens, until one has a glass of water spilled on it, which kills it. So, yeah, the aliens weakness is water. And yet, they thought it was a brilliant idea to invade a planet that if 75% water. At least with the War of the World’s aliens, they didn’t know what to expect. But with the Signs aliens, the water can be seen from fucking space. It just goes to دکھائیں that aliens are not as smart as we think they are.

#4: Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 - Hey, let’s piss off the شائقین (Yeah, believe it یا not, this movie actually has fans), while boring the general audience. So, in the end of this movie, we were دیا a war between vampires and werewolves. And here, we got to see the deaths of all the main characters. It’s almost as if all my prayers were answered. I could have easily made this my vote for best movie ending ever if it wasn’t for the fact that this wasn’t the ending. No, instead, all of that fighting and all of the major characters dying was just a vision as to what WOULD happen if they actually fought. Apparently, they probably didn’t know people died in war (And god, I REALLY hope that isn’t what they were thinking) Because both sides surrender before the war starts and the movie ends. Yes, آپ just wasted twenty منٹ of your life for a fight scene that never actually happened. Then again, آپ payed money to watch Twilight. Of course you're wasting your time with this crap.

#3: I Am Legend - What’s better than having a brilliant ending. Saying fuck آپ and replacing it. If آپ remember my سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Overrated فلمیں list, then آپ already know that I hated I Am Legends ending, and for good reason. In the deleted scenes on the DVD, we see that the alternate ending was that the creatures that we’ve seen in the movie were actually very intelligent and caring, and wanted one of the creatures that were being tested on. So, the protagonist gives the creature back and they all go their separate ways. A pretty good ending… instead, what we get is a cliched “Hero sacrifice” ending so the main character can save these two bland characters that came out of the blue that no one would mind if they died. Seriously, WHY MAKE THIS THE ACTUAL ENDING!?

#2: Remember Me - Now, how is this ending bad… Well, for starters, the movie has Robert Pattinson in it, the same guy who was in Twilight. So, آپ already know the ending is going to suck. So, anyway, the movie is supposed to be a tragic love story about a man who dies, leaving behind his girlfriend. So, what do they decide to be the cause of his death? Are آپ ready for it. He dies in the 9/11 attack…. Let me repeat that. This random guy, who was dating some random girl, just happened to be at the World Trade Center at the same time the 9/11 attack occurred. It is never explained why he was there, but they just decided to have him there so he can die. Why was he at the 9/11 attack. Why not a car accident یا a disease یا something. Your ending wouldn’t be much better, but at least آپ wouldn’t be insulting Americans at the same time.

#1: The Devil Inside - What is worse than having a god awful ending? Not even having an ending. That is the best way to describe the ending to The Devil Inside. Or, as I like to call it, The Exorcist: Shit Edition. Anyway, this girl is possessed سے طرف کی the devil, and the only thing they can do is, no, they don’t call a priest, they take her to a hospital. So, while she is freaking out in a way that wouldn’t be acceptable at a rave party, the devil ends up possessing the driver, who then drives right into a truck… and that’s it. I’m not kidding. That is where the movie ends. It just stops. آپ know, there is a thing called being bad. Then there is a thing called being lazy. This is beyond lazy. This is not even bothering to take the time to try. With a bad ending, it sucks, but at least the team TRIED to make something out of it. With a lazy ending, they weren’t enjoying it, but at least they eventually got a conclusion to it. With The Devil Inside, they didn’t even get to the ending. They just got bored, took what they had, and put it in theaters. Easily one of the worst horror فلمیں I’ve ever seen, and no doubt the worst movie ending ever.

So, there آپ have it. Did آپ enjoy the list. Tell me what آپ thought of it below. With that, I will see آپ all اگلے time.
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Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When آپ been a "stripper" as long as I have آپ know when آپ met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out سے طرف کی acting like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: سے طرف کی Morgan, hope آپ never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...
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Detective Smith: The London Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM London Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a سب, سب سے اوپر hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...
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Now, I love Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, یا God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the اگلے life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...
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Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I love Resident Evil. I love them almost all of them. I love the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with آپ all the monsters...
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آپ know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a فہرست of the سب, سب سے اوپر ten best. So, the rules for this فہرست are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that کہا and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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Hey, everyone. Windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Hated Characters in Cartoons and my سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Hated Characters in عملی حکمت lists, I noticed that there are a LOT مزید hated characters in cartoons and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little عملی حکمت characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
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Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own دوستوں home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old شائقین are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as آپ can see, this game...
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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the سب, سب سے اوپر ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the سب, سب سے اوپر ten so easily. Most of my سب, سب سے اوپر ten پسندیدہ games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the فہرست and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a مزید niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, یا Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, یا a blue little کتیا, کتيا who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the debate once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! آپ wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of آپ know Sega? Okay, now how many of آپ know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of آپ actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good سوال because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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“Can آپ lose your virginity if آپ fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what آپ learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But سے طرف کی that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel یا a crying smiley face”
Oh آپ innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can آپ actually lose weight سے طرف کی rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I love horror movies. Their easily my پسندیدہ genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the فلمیں that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror فلمیں I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only فلمیں that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, یا Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm سٹریٹ, گلی - Now, before آپ all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm سٹریٹ, گلی was...
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. Tekken is my پسندیدہ fighting game franchise ever. I love playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for Tekken 7, and I can safely say that my پسندیدہ so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, یا the Tekken tournament, hosted سے طرف کی the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off سے طرف کی saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, آپ LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, اقدام OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed سے طرف کی zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't آپ die on me, آپ little bitch. Get up. I کہا get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: آپ FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the حالیہ era. A man who is کہا to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who آپ ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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