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Hello, everyone. Now, Halloween is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different سب, سب سے اوپر tens for the اگلے following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the سب, سب سے اوپر ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that آپ find lurking the in the depths of hell, یا in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, یا played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these lists easier. Now, let us start the list. (Also, don’t expect these lists to be as huge as my normal lists. Just putting it out there)

#10: Lou from گٹار Hero III: Legends of Rock



A devil that plays a rock version of The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Wow, we’re starting this فہرست off strong, aren’t we. Lou started out as your band’s manager, helping your band get مزید and مزید famous. However, after a disagreement with him, he reveals that he is a demon, and that the contract آپ signed with states that آپ sold your soul to him, and he drags آپ to hell to where آپ now have to play The Devil Went Down to Georgia in a rock-off. This is one of the coolest bosses I have seen in a game. The notes come at آپ lightning fast, and آپ need to hit every key. And if آپ lose, the devil will play an incredibly long finishing song just to mess with you. I mean, come on. آپ already took my soul, do آپ need to gloat about it

#9: Beelzebub IV from Beelzebub



Now, from the looks of things, this adorable infant doesn’t seem like much. But trust me, this little demons personality shows just how much of a demon he is. He starts out as a crybaby, but soon got braver as the series went on. He is known to enjoy violence, exposed flesh, heavy metal music, and demonic looking toys. He also has a hatred for clothing for some messed up reason. Not to mention, he is always getting Oga, his guardian in the human world, into trouble with stronger men, and this little baby always has to get him out of it. But, this baby can fight, and in some odd ways. One of his oddest methods of attack is his urine, which is کہا to appear very rarely, but when it does, he urinates so much, that it could flood an entire village. Yeah, so we have a demon baby who literally pisses a river. Way to go, Japan.

#8: Satan from Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny



A devil that plays the guitar- Wait, this sounds familiar. Okay, so, why is this devil better than the devil from گٹار Hero III. One (Or rather two) reasons… Jack Black and Kyle Gass are the guys he is up against… That is awesome. The Devil was mentioned in a story about the creation of the Pick of Destiny, a legendary گٹار pick forged from the Devil’s chipped tooth used to play some of the greatest songs in the history of rock. Once Tenacious D find and break it, the Devil comes, and nearly kills them, but he is then forced into a rock off with them. And the Devil, let me tell you, plays a masterpiece of rock music, as Tenacious D says. So, what does Tenacious D do to beat him… سے طرف کی singing what sounds like gibberish and jumping around. It’s pretty stupid. All I can say is that this is a pretty funny scene, and that the Devil makes it all the مزید funny.

#7: Inuyasha from Inuyasha



Oh man, let me tell you, this one fills me with a lot of nostalgia when I woke up and watched this دکھائیں at 6 in the morning when I was a kid. Inuyasha is a demon who would refuse to back down from a fight, though he was known for doing whatever he could to defend those he cared about, even if it put him in even مزید danger than what he was in. However, when he is not fighting, he is just some hotheaded jerk who would hit anyone just for annoying him, even kids at one point. However, as a demon, he kept this a secret, because he was sure that letting out the fact that he was a demon could get him killed, which it nearly did on the night of the full moon (Which would take much مزید time to explain than what I have to make this article). Inuyasha is a powerful fighter, and a good friend, making him one of the مزید heroic demons on this list.

#6: Dante from Devil May Cry



I couldn’t help it. I know he is only half-demon, but demon is still a demon, so he is going on the list. However, due to the fact that he already appeared in my سب, سب سے اوپر 15 پسندیدہ Video Game Character’s list, he can’t make the سب, سب سے اوپر five. However, he is still a major badass. After being a loveable cocky douchebag in the first two games, he came out مزید mature, but still a loveable cocky douchebag. All this guy does is kill demons and loves to make fun of it, easily making him one of the funniest video game characters, while at the same time, being one of the most awesome. And, just to ease confusion, this whole time, I was talking about Dante from Devil May Cry’s 1, 2, 3, 4. Not that god awful emo Dante from DMC. Anyway, Dante is an awesome character, who fights demons, and cracks jokes about it, and he is still one of my پسندیدہ video game characters.

#5: Scanty and Kneesocks from Panty and ذخیرہ with Garterbelt



FINALLY, I get to talk about these two. Scanty and Kneesocks (Or, the Demon Sisters) Only care about rules and order. However, the way they try to achieve these goals are pretty tyrannical, controlling everyone around them, and creating demons in the process. The funny thing though is, Panty and ذخیرہ weren’t interested in the demons. They just wanted to get at the Demon Sisters because they wanted order, and the Anarchy Sisters were all “Oh, to hell with that. Lets mess them up”. I also really like the designs of the Demon Sisters… Then again, I like all of the designs in this anime, so that isn’t saying much… Um…… I think they both have some kind of cream and foot fetish? Is that enough information to اقدام on… I hope so, cause I am.

#4: Hellboy from Hellboy



Oh hell yeah. Never in my life have I ever heard such an intimidating voice be used on a good guy before. Probably because I always imagined Ron Perlman to voice someone evil… Oh right, he did (Slade from Teen Titans). Anyway, back on topic. Hellboy was found as an infant after Nazi soldiers tried to bring creatures from space to their world. Years later, Hellboy grew up to be large jerk with مزید hormones than a disruptive teen, but kicks مزید پچھواڑے, گدا than Bruce Lee. Hellboy works with the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense, beating the crap out of any monster that threatens human life, even though humans don’t look to kindly to him, since… Well, he’s a demon. Hellboy is a major badass, and, I am so glad that both Hellboy فلمیں have positive reviews.

#3: Sebastian from Black Butler



آپ know, I was planning on putting this guy as number one on a فہرست for سب, سب سے اوپر Ten عملی حکمت butlers, but one, I realized there wasn’t that many butlers in anime, and two, this guy really isn’t a nice butler. Sebastian is indeed loyal to his master, Ciel, carrying out every task that Ciel gives Sebastian, and he does it without hesitation. However, behind this, he is really a heartless sadist, who enjoys fighting at his master’s orders, and even once delayed saving Ciel, as he enjoyed the sight of it. He also sees no good in anyone, even claiming that his master is a spoiled brat who treats his butlers with little respect. Not to mention, he is actually fascinated in humans, since he is a demon, who lacks caring emotions. I may not have seen Black Butler, but DAMN IT, I WANT TO NOW!

#2: Lucifer from Dante’s Inferno



This is the closest representation to the actual devil we have on this list. Not to mention, the design of him is freaking awesome…. Could have done without the giant devil penis however. Anyway, Lucifer’s goal was to lure Dante (No, not the Devil May Cry Dante, obviously) to Hell, so Dante could break the chains holding Lucifer’s prison. After breaking the prison, and after destroying yet ANOTHER prison, which holds the real Lucifer, the boss fight begins, and it is actually pretty awesome. After that, آپ then throw him right back into his jail, but, as it turns out, he is not truly dead, so it is unknown if he is really defeated. Still, it is awesome how well they portrayed Lucifer as the actual Bible description, and I love everything about this guy… Except the penis… obviously.

#1: Pazuzu from The Exorcist



Okay, here we are. And JESUS, I couldn’t have picked a scarier demon. First off, this demon is possessing the body of a young girl, something that is full of innocence and life, and the devil just goes right ahead and possesses it. But what he does in her body is just screwed up. He twists her head, makes her shoot projectile vomit, swear constantly, attack others, twist her body in some of the most terrifying ways possible, and basically try to fight off the priests who are trying to get Pazuzu out of her. But, the reason that I put Pazuzu at the number one spot is because this was the only demon on this فہرست that actually terrified me. The fact that a deadly demon from hell can possess an innocent girl is just horrifying. Not to mention (SPOILERS) The only way he is defeated is when he possess the body of one of the priests, a very holy man, I should remind you, and the priest kills himself just to get rid of the demon. That is terrifying. And that is what makes Pazuzu the number one demon on this list… Okay, nitpick, but his name is stupid…. Just had to say it.

Well, there آپ have it. Did آپ enjoy the list? Tell me what آپ thought of it below. With that said, I will see آپ all اگلے time
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About some time پہلے back in the سال 2010, I remember walking into this one store, that sold Xbox 360 games for ten bucks. Clearly we were dealing with bargain bin games. From what I’ve learned, bargain bin games are the worst games آپ can get. However, from what I’ve been told, that is a load of crap. Bargain bin games are kinda like a mine. Sometimes, you’ll find useless crap, but other times, آپ may just strike سونا at the bottom. Seriously, they were selling Brutal Legend in those bins. That’s how underrated that game is. But, we’re not here to talk about that. We’re here...
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Cody: (Watching movie with James)
Announcer: Hey, dumbass! Have آپ ever wanted to yell at people older than آپ سے طرف کی calling them little faggots? Well, now آپ can. CrackVision presents War Fighter 13! Play through the maps consisting of forest, destroyed building, a grey building 1, grey building 3, grey building 64, and the same over-used town that has been in every game since. And, if آپ buy the DLC, آپ get fight those pussies IN FUCKING SPACE! Also, there’s a story………………. GIVE US MONEY SO آپ CAN PAINT FUCKING FLAMES ON YOUR RIFLE! War Fighter 13! It’s just like the last...
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Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run سے طرف کی assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All...
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Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it آپ would never be able to find it unless آپ went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with آپ over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...
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Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of مشروم, کھنبی drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent کچھی people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end سے طرف کی the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...
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(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the تبصرے section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope آپ enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the سال 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even مزید powerful than...
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Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if آپ don’t do something about it, I’ll force آپ to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like آپ can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...
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"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about سیب, ایپل pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. آپ and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as آپ don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...
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Have آپ ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who کہا that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The اگلے day, John was...
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~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found سے طرف کی Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....
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~Story~

In the سال 1927, there is a small island town in New York named لومڑی Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run سے طرف کی a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran سے طرف کی one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across لومڑی Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....
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It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic عملی حکمت the other دن and it finally came to my head. A سوال that haunts almost EVERY single عملی حکمت and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many عملی حکمت in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES آپ COULD GO TO WOULD آپ PICK A CLASSROOM TO دکھائیں YOUR عملی حکمت IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES آپ COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...
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Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another دن in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I کہا to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, یا insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those فلمیں that is hated, weather سے طرف کی fans, critics, یا the world in general, but آپ just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, شائقین were hyped for the اگلے one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They کہا that it wasn’t...
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Now, every Zelda game has one یا two characters that آپ can interact with. However, there are those characters that آپ just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If آپ like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the فہرست because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when آپ pick up a rupee یا are fighting enemies, she will always come and give آپ advice that آپ already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very سیکنڈ they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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Now, a while back, I made a فہرست about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN مزید disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the مزید disturbing things in the media, سے طرف کی what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when آپ think of Pokemon, آپ think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered سے طرف کی a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...
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Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes آپ test your abilities, giving آپ a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, یا is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.

 Zubat
Zubat


#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...
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