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Welcome, everyone, to the اگلے Halloween oriented list. This week, we’ll be looking at the eight legged creepy crawlies آپ always find in the corners of a dark room. Spiders. Now, spiders are probably the least scariest things on this list… To me anyway. There are hundreds of people with a fear of spiders,known as arachnophobia. And with spiders hown growing larger and bigger and becoming the size of a house, I doubt they get any less scary. So, today, we will be looking at the ten spiders from movies, tv shows, and video games. Now, before we begin, a few rules. Only one مکڑی per franchise, and only from what I have seen. Now, with that said, let us start the list.

#10: Robot مکڑی from Wild Wild West



Hey, I never کہا the spiders had to be living ones, did I? While Wild Wild West is remembered as that god awful movie that nobody likes (And for good reason), I still love the design for the Robot Spider. Just look at this thing. It’s a giant steam powered robotic مکڑی in the Old West. And if آپ know me, آپ would know that I love anything that looks that awesome in a different time period. Now, I am just going off the design here. There is really nothing else. Sure, it has cannons یا some crap, but seriously. IT’S A GIANT STEAM POWERED SPIDER! That is the coolest thing ever, and it is probably the only thing people liked about this movie. And for good reason.

#9: The Metal Queen from Brutal Legend



آپ thought the Robot مکڑی was awesome? How about a مکڑی made out of metal. When Eddie needs to get thicker strings for The Kill Master in order to heal Ophelia, he goes inside the Lair of the Metal Queen, which is a large cavern filled with مکڑی webs and little angry spiders. Some even come out of humans stuck in webs. Once Eddie does finally reach the دل of the cave where thick strings are found, he is forced to fight the Metal Queen. The Metal Queen isn’t one to mess with though. She can strike آپ with her large blades, shoot acidic webs at you, and send a swarm of tiny little spiders to hurt آپ over time. And another thing. SHE HAS SO MUCH HEALTH! It took me over ten منٹ to finally beat her. She’s not hard, but she takes so long to kill. And, just like the Robot Spider, her design is just so awesome looking. Seriously. Look at her! She’s made out of f***ing metal. Sure, she may not be in the most مقبول game, but dammit if she isn’t a really good spider.

#8: شارلٹ from Charlotte’s Web



Oh, I’m sorry. Were آپ expecting every single مکڑی on this فہرست to be a threatening eight legged freak from Hell? Well, شارلٹ is definitely not that, I assure you. Now, I am going off of the شارلٹ I know from the 1973 animated film… And not the 2006 Charlotte. That one freaking terrifies me. When Wilbur is sent to Zuckerman’s farm, he is not able to make دوستوں with anyone there at the time, until he meets a polite مکڑی named Charlotte. شارلٹ is seen as a friendly مکڑی who is the first friend Wilbur has at the new farm. And this is proven throughout the movie (Or book if you're really old school), will Wilbur is planned to be slaughtered for food. شارلٹ than does everything she can to make Wilbur famous in order to keep him from being killed. That is what makes شارلٹ a great spider. She is always there for Wilbur no matter what, despite her size. And that is why she is on this list… But, let's go back to the threatening spiders.

#7: Skulltula Family from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time



Yeah, آپ all knew that a مکڑی would be on this list. I would have chosen any of the bosses, but that would have been too obvious. Plus, I find these guys to be مزید interesting. The Skulltula Family were once humans who were extremely rich, but due to their greed, they were all turned into Skulltulas themselves. The only way for the curse on them to be broken is if someone (More specifically, Link), were to go around Hyrule and defeat all Golden Skulltulas and take their Tokens. Once ten Tokens are found, a curse would be broken on the kids, and after all one hundred (Yes, 100) are found, the curse on the father is broken. For each member saved, آپ are rewarded with a rare item. Either a bigger wallet, a treasure tracking device, یا a Piece of Heart. I really do wonder what مزید of their backstory is like. Oh well, that is what makes Zelda games great. Always keep آپ wondering about the world.

#6: Frostbite Spiders from Skyrim



Oh boy, I do apologize for these ones. These are the first actual, non-metal یا robotic spiders on this فہرست that are giant, so I probably expect a few of آپ to be squeamish. Unlike most bugs in this game, Frostbite Spiders will always attack no matter what. Their health and strength depend on their size, and they are also able to shoot venom at you, which آپ can harvest and use on your weapons. They are mostly found in the wilderness, dungeons, یا mines. These spiders always make sounds depending on what they are doing. When walking, they make a rustling sound. When waiting to attack, they make a purring sound. And of all the sounds they could have chosen when it attacks, why did they choose a nightmarish scream?! Oh, and it gets worse. There are even bigger ones. Normal Frostbite Spiders are as big as a dog, but the larger ones are taller than your damn character. And they are even stronger. The only reason they didn’t make it to the سب, سب سے اوپر five is because they can be domestic pets. Lis is a مکڑی and pet of Gabriella, so it’s obvious that these spiders can be tamed. Better that than getting poisoned سے طرف کی the little bastards.

#5: Black Tiger from Resident Evil



When my دوستوں told me that there was this thing called Black Tiger in the game, I got so excited, because I was expecting a giant tiger in the game. When I found him, all I saw was a giant spider. First off, I کہا “That lying son of a bitch”. Of course, that was after I nearly pissed myself in fear because THIS THING IS CREEPY! Apparently, like every damn thing else in the mansion, this مکڑی was tested on سے طرف کی scientists, but the test was seen as a major screw up on their part, and they tried to get rid of the thing. However, the B.O.W chemicals made it grow larger and made it stronger, as well as become the leader of other smaller spiders named Web Spinners, because Giant مکڑی scary enough. Oh, and let me remind آپ this is in the same game with a Giant Snake and a Giant Plant… Yeah….

#4: Mimi from Super Paper Mario



Oh my god. And I thought Legend of Zelda would have the scariest مکڑی on this فہرست when it comes to Nintendo games, but after playing this… Oh my god. So آپ first meet Mimi as a young girl, who is just one of those spoiled girls. آپ see her a lot around Level 2-4, but never once is she seen as being a threat. I mean, it’s a Mario game, so, what do آپ expect. However, once آپ make it to the basement… Oh my god. She then breaks her neck, spins her head around at a 360 degree angle three times, and then sprouts legs out of her head, turning into a spider… Ugh. The main reason she’s on the فہرست is the build up and the transformation, which is just nightmarish. Can’t say the same for the fight which is…. actually kind of easy.

#3: Shelob from Lord of the Rings



Here is the first movie مکڑی I ever saw. And what a damn way to start off my spider-viewing experience. Little is known about Shelob, other than the fact that she was born from some مکڑی with a far too long and confusing name, and I am an American, so I am too lazy to look it up. Anyway, Shelob is known for eating EVERYTHING! Humans, Elves, Hobbits, Dwarves, Orcs, even her own children. Everything for her is fair gain for her. She is only able to live there because Sauron needed her to be the perfect guard for his secret paths. She is first seen when Frodo is taken to her سے طرف کی Orcs. Here, Sam finds Frodo in a silk cocoon, unconscious due to Shelob’s poison. And let me tell you, Lord of the Rings is already scary enough, but it’s made even مزید scary with a giant مکڑی in pitch black darkness. That is why I remember this scene from the movie so well. Just the dark colors and the giant مکڑی is so creepy, yet so good. I also remember having a figurine of him when I was a kid. I would always make fictional adventures of Aragon killing the thing instead of Sam. Yep, making fanfics before I ever heard of them.

#2: مکڑی Queen from Okami



Oh my god. I think we may have found the most terrifying مکڑی on this list. The مکڑی Queen is a large مکڑی with a womans head and a پھول on her back with eyes in it. She is first seen as a simple spider, but after the revival of Orochi, she then becomes hostile, destroying the nearby towns river. When آپ do fight her, get ready to be disturbed. Other than appearances, the مکڑی Queen is actually based on Japanese mythology known as the Jorogumo. The Jorogumo is a مکڑی that changes her form into a prostitute, and her name translated literally means “prostitute spider”. She would seduce men, lead them into her home, and then feed them to her children, which is just terrifying. Oh, and one مزید thing. The مکڑی Queen; She’s the game's very first boss. No, screw that. I’ve had enough. Good day.

#1: مکڑی from Limbo



I know what some of آپ are thinking. How is this مکڑی so much worse than a little girl who can turn into a spider, a giant مکڑی that eats everything, and a مکڑی that is literally named Prostitute Spider. Well, I’ll tell آپ if آپ be quiet. Throughout the forest level of Limbo, آپ are constantly being hunted سے طرف کی this مکڑی for unknown reasons. آپ then see that this thing is trying to impale آپ with it’s legs and try to eat you. So, you're best way to fight back is to try and tear it’s legs off. But that only makes it angrier. After آپ do so, it will leave, and try to kill آپ again later. And after آپ tear off مزید legs, it is just a one legged spider, and it still tries to kill you, until آپ tear off the last leg. After that, آپ use it’s legless body as a bridge to pass to the اگلے area. What makes this مکڑی number one is not size, of strength یا looks. No. It’s how the creators made it. It made is a slow moving, yet deadly creature, and made it very subtle, as it is just a shadow, and it isn’t so hard to see. Honestly, seeing something اقدام towards آپ slowly is ten times مزید scary than something that is lightning fast. And isn’t the whole point of Halloween to be scared? And that is what makes this مکڑی number one.
So, there آپ have it. Did آپ enjoy the list. Tell me what آپ thought of it. With that said, I will see آپ all اگلے time.
Greetings everyone. Since my پسندیدہ time of the year, Halloween, is almost upon us, I wanted to do something very special. Sure, the same old “Top Ten Whatever” will still be there, and will be up every Saturday of the month, so expect five سب, سب سے اوپر tens every Saturday this month. But, even bigger news, thanks to my Corner of Horror article, I’ve got something REALLY special. And what might that be? Well, on October, for the اگلے 31 days, I am going to pull out a random horror movie that I have lying around and review it. These reviews may not be as lengthy as most, but I will try my best to talk about a good (Or most likely bad) Horror movie. “But Wind, doesn’t Cinemassacre do this every October with Monster Madness?” Shut the hell up, I say to those who think that. Just enjoy this سال of October, enjoy Halloween, and enjoy all the new Corner of Horrors coming up. I know I will.
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Hannah: Man, come on, Wind
Wind: Shut up. آپ rushed me out of the house before I could eat breakfast
Hannah: Wind, all آپ eat for breakfast is رامین and a can of sausages
Wind: آپ think with my income, I have a lot of chances to get any other food.
Hannah: Well, at least you’ll get to school on time
Wind: That’s what annoys me

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Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for دکھائیں and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
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Wind: (Walks into the school building) Goddamn, if I have to hear مزید stupid shit today, I am going to lose my mind (Walks in to see all the students wearing uniforms)
Cody: Hi, sir
Wind: Sir? That isn’t what آپ usually say. What’s going on
Cody: Didn’t آپ hear. There is this new guy who came to school. He’s been turning the whole school into some sort of monarchy
Wind: … how the fuck do آپ know the word “monarchy”, and how come no one told me this
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Wind: (Cellphone rings)
Cody: ارے Wind, guess what
Wind: No
Cody: Okay, bye (Hangs up)
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