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Let’s talk about first bosses. They are usually a مزید powerful (Most of the time) enemy then the ones آپ have met before, and are the first ones to test your abilities and are a stepping stone for later bosses and challenges in the game. Usually, first bosses are pretty easy, as they help آپ learn what to do and how to get used to the game ahead…. BUT, there are then those first bosses that come along and take none of your crap. These guys basically give آپ a challenge right when آپ start the game, without any warning یا anything. So, before I begin, let’s go over some rules. First, only from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. So, seeing as I have never played Dark Souls یا Demon's Souls, I will not be posting either first boss from those games. So, with all that کہا and done, let’s start the list

#10: Carlito from Dead Rising



Talk about being a douchebag straight from the start. When آپ first fight him, آپ are totally unprepared and are getting shot right when آپ get there. And if آپ are like me when I played this game for the first time, I had no idea where to go, so I was getting shot until I eventually died and had to start over at a save point. The problem with this fight is that Carlito is up on a higher platform, and you’re just stuck on the ground below. And not to mention, he has a machine gun, and آپ have a puny little pistol. Also, آپ only have four blocks of health and can only hold four items at this point of the game, so trying to keep from dying is easier کہا than done. It also doesn’t help that if آپ get to close, Carlito will throw grenades at آپ and those hurt آپ a lot. Oh, and of course, your crosshair for the pistol has to اقدام at a snail's pace when آپ try to aim, so getting shot isn’t too hard. Oh, and get this. This is the easiest of the three fights. Yeah, this is the easiest. After this, you're getting shot from a distance with a sniper rifle, and after that, you're getting rundown سے طرف کی a goddamn truck. So why is this boss fight lower? Because if آپ manage to get the Zombie Genocider achievement, آپ can use the Mega Buster to beat him in seconds, making it a pathetically easy boss fight.

#9: Skelter Helter from No مزید Heroes 2



I would تبصرہ on how awesome this guy looks, and that sword makes him look like a badass looking بادل Strife (Cloud is badass too, don’t worry), but آپ don’t want to hear about this guy who want’s to kill Travis for killing his brother. آپ want to hear about how hard he is. Now, on Sweet and Normal <ode, he’s pretty alright. But if آپ play the game on کڑوا, تلخ Mode, just remember that آپ have no idea what you’ve brought upon yourself. He will begin spamming the hell out of his strikes, and don’t even think about trying to distance yourself from him, because he will then begin shooting at آپ with his gun, and it will badly hurt you. The only way to beat him is to just keep striking at him with your sword and hope he goes down before آپ do. However, he’s lower too because, like I said, he is only this difficult if آپ play the game on کڑوا, تلخ mode.

#8: Olga Gurlukovich from Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty



This is actually a boss fight I kind of enjoyed. However, it is still a pretty challenging boss fight for a first boss. آپ start سے طرف کی fighting her in a gunfight. However, while آپ use a simple tranquilizer gun, she uses a real pistol. She will do everything she can to stay behind cover, and she moves real quick, so it’s pretty hard to hit her. However, after you’ve hit her a few times, things begin to get tricky. She will then shoot a tarp out from some boxes to keep herself hidden from you, while she keeps shooting at you. And if that wasn’t bad enough, after آپ get past that one, she will then shoot a light at your direction, which makes it way to hard to see her from the blinding light while she takes potshots at you. And it really doesn’t help that she throws grenades at آپ if آپ stand in one spot for too long. As difficult as she is, she’s lower because I have never actually died to her. Still a hard, but fun boss fight though

#7: Gohma from Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker



Remember Gohma from Ocarina of Time. Remember how freaking easy she is. Well, Wind Waker brought her back, only now as a giant lava bug with armor… So yeah, she kinda upgraded from the last time we saw her. Gohma is a lot harder, let me tell you. آپ still have to hit her eye (Because آپ know, that’s what 99% of Zelda bosses weak spots are). However, she isn’t just going to let آپ hit is, as she constantly covers it with her armored shell. So, آپ need to use your grappling hook to سوئنگ, جھول across the ceiling and hit Gohma with it three times. After آپ hit her three times, آپ then have to wail at her eyeball until she dies. What makes this hard is the fact that آپ only have three hearts, and Gohma is always trying to attack you, سے طرف کی swinging at you, یا breathing very dangerous آگ کے, آگ on you. It’s really hard, and it’s probably best to keep that fairy from the room early at hand when meeting her. Though, just like Olga, I never died to Gohma. Hell, I never even used the fairy. Guess I’m just that good….. یا maybe I just got really lucky.

#6: Guard بچھو from Final Fantasy VII



Well, time to make an idiot of myself to the entire RPG world. Final Fantasy VII was the first RPG I ever played, and a pretty good one to start with, if آپ ask me. But what was a really awful decision was the damn Guard Scorpion. This guy will come in at complete random, right when آپ are trying to get the basics down for this game. He will then throw everything he has at you, like stabbing آپ with his tail, firing lasers, یا even freaking missiles at you. And since آپ did just start the game at this point, it isn’t that hard to believe that آپ are at a very low level at the moment, which means آپ do little damage and have little attack power. And since I was new to RPGs, I had no idea I could just heal myself with Phoenix Downs, so I died quite a lot. Thankfully, I learned overtime and after that…. the boss was still hard, but at least I won after that. I still don’t get why they thought this would be a good first boss. I mean, the other first bosses were at fun in a way. This guy is not at all fun. Shame on you.

#5: Del Lago from Resident Evil 4



When آپ start hearing about this thing from a few notes in the game, you’re probably thinking, “Eh, nothing a rocket launcher can’t fix”. But here’s the thing. آپ can’t use the rocket launcher. You’re not allowed to. You're stuck to using the damn harpoons. Every time آپ throw them, آپ have such a few chance of hitting him, and sometimes, آپ just don’t. The damn thing moves so fast, that it is nearly impossible to hit him unless he’s going straight. Also, he is always trying to ram into you, یا knock آپ into giant land mounds to knock آپ into the water. When he does, you’d better press the A button as fast as hell, because if آپ don’t, he will eat آپ and it will result in an instant death. And hell, half the time, آپ can still do the exact right thing, and آپ still get eaten, all because you’re health was just a bit too low. Well, if I could just get back in the boat, I could fix that damn problem. Nothing, not even the Chicago Typewriter یا even the goddamn Infinite Rocket Launcher can help in this fight. Is Del Lago the worst boss fight? No (That would be you, Jack Krauser. آپ suck), but he was not the best choice the for the game's first boss.

#4: Brock from Pokemon Yellow



If you're like me, آپ watched the Pokemon TV دکھائیں a lot as a kid, and آپ remember Brock as a gigantic pervert. So, when I met him in Pokemon Yellow, I thought it would be a fun boss fight… All it ended with was with tears and a feeling of defeat. When I played this game, me, including all my دوستوں who had this game at the time, were only able to catch Electric یا Bug Pokemon, so I am pretty sure that everyone who had this could only catch those kinds of Pokemon (Unless you’re either a pro یا a cheater), so when we got to Brock, not only was all Electric Pokemon moves ineffective, but some of them didn’t even get a little harmed. Nothing worked at all. So, I had to train all of my Pokemon and go back to the Pewter Gym to fight Brock again over four times before I was finally able to win. You’d think that the first boss to a Pokemon game wouldn’t be that hard, but let me tell you, Brock gives the Guard بچھو a run for it’s money.

#3: Robotnik from Sonic 2 (Game Gear Version)



Oh, and آپ thought Pokemon had a pathetic first boss. Well the original Sonic games are the king of easy first bosses. Not on Game Gear, though. Game Gear takes everything آپ have ever known from a first boss in a Sonic game and flips it all around. What happens is that آپ have no rings when the boss fight starts, and آپ are stuck on a sliding platform with a robotic centipede کی, کنکھجورا, ہزارپا at the bottom. What آپ have to do is avoid the balls that come from the سب, سب سے اوپر and make them fall into the centipede. However, the balls bounce way too high, and آپ have to make a good choice weather to jump over the ball یا بتھ, مرغابی under it. If آپ don’t do it, you’ll end up dying, because like I said, آپ have no rings. And trust me, there is no way to tell when it will end. آپ just gotta keep dodging and hope it will end before آپ die. And that is why the Game Gear Sonic games suck

#2: Murai from Ninja Gaiden Black



Like I کہا before, I have never played Dark Souls…. Mainly because after playing Ninja Gaiden Black, I don’t want to torture myself with another impossible game. When آپ first meet this guy, there is no doubt آپ will say “Oh, crap”. And that is the right reaction, because this guy is one of the hardest bosses I have fought in a long time. His nunchucks are swung so damn fast, that once he gets آپ stuck in it, it is not easy to get out of it. Not to mention, since the camera is locked onto him for the entirety of the fight, trying to control the camera in your favor is impossible. And those goddamn brown jumping ninjas will be the death of me one of these days. The only way to beat this guy is to keep your distance and wait for the right moment to strike, since he has no ranged attacks. And thank god for that, because this fight was bad enough with him throwing melee attacks at me. Though, what boss could possible be worse?

#1: Olaric from Return to قلعہ Wolfenstein



I hate this boss… I hate this damn boss so much. Unlike all of the other bosses, آپ actually had to strategies as best as آپ can, no matter what. Each strategy making آپ feel good after آپ have finally defeated a challenging boss. But, this boss fight has no strategy. I actually had to cheat just to beat this boss, and in the end, I didn’t feel satisfied. I just felt empty. When آپ first get there, آپ find this find monster walking right toward you. At first, it seems okay, as آپ can just shoot at it, but before آپ know it, Olaric is sending spirits at آپ which, if they hit you… and they will, آپ will lose half of your health. And Olric ALWAYS sends spirits at you, so آپ will die after two hits. It is almost as if they directly programmed this cheap boss attack just so آپ could never ever beat the game. So, what do آپ have to do to beat this boss? آپ have to go back to a wall, stay hidden due to a glitch, and shoot at Olaric… I am not kidding. This boss is so hard, that instead of making it easier, they made sure that آپ had to cheat in order to beat the boss. There is no way to kill this boss without cheating. I’ve tried finding it, but there is no way. All آپ can do is keep shooting from behind this wall, and just wait to win. And no, I didn’t feel satisfied. I felt empty. That boss fight was terrible. It was just awful. How could anyone program it this way. This is a boss that is so hard, that the only way to beat it is to cheat, and that is why this is the hardest first boss I have ever seen.

So, there آپ have it. Did آپ enjoy the list? Tell me what آپ thought of it. With that said, I will see آپ all اگلے time.
posted by Canada24
The Grand Gollaping Gala party had finally come to an end.
Everyone started leaving. Saten Twist met up with Derpy and AppleJack.
AppleJack: *to Derpy* Wait. Were's GoldenGrape.
Derpy: Yeah.. Uhh.. About that.. *sadly* I think he dumped me.
Saten: *holding بیئر bottle* What!? Why!?
Derpy: *getting even sadder* He. He didn't say.
Saten: *growls* Ohh.. I'll see about that.
Saten: *gently pushes Derpy onto AppleJack* Comfort her A.J.. There's something I gotta do.
AppleJack: *pats Derpy's back, as Derpy decided to may as well start hugging her* Umm... Okay.


GoldenGrape is at the bar, finishing one of those...
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A song from my childhood, but it reflects the present.
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Welcome, everyone, to the اگلے Halloween list. Today, we will be doing something different than looking at the usual monsters, and instead, look at some haunting architecture. I am referring to the haunted house. There are many ways a house can become haunted. Weather its a murder that makes the ghosts come back to life, یا an evil ritual that makes the spirits come to life, it all ends with the house being haunted with monsters, murderers, and evil spirits. So, let us take a look at some haunted houses that are interest us all. Now, first, some rules. Only ones I’ve seen, and only one per...
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Now, Zelda has a lot of great bosses. And, I want to talk about my most favorites. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If there is a boss on here that آپ didn’t see, but wanted to see, then I’m sorry, but its my opinion. Now, with that said, lets start the list

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Odolwa


#10: Odolwa from Majora’s Mask - I’m gonna be honest. I did not like most of the bosses in Majora’s Mask. They were all too boring, too annoying, یا too easy. Odolwa, however, was an exception. This is the first boss آپ face in the game, and, for a first boss, MAN, is he hard. His sword reaches long distances,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 آپ must look at this picture for 20 سیکنڈ before continuing onto the اگلے part of this پرستار fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 سیکنڈ before continuing onto the اگلے part of this پرستار fiction



Song: link

 The following is an STH/AM6663 پرستار Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 پرستار Fiction

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started سے طرف کی a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new شبیہ he created. This angered millions, and تقسیم, الگ کریں the My Little...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was just a normal دن in Ponyville. Rarity, Applejack, and قوس قزح Dash went to the lake to try out a new sailboat the three of them built together.

Rainbow Dash: What are we waiting for? Let's get this thing into the water already.
Rarity: Now now, we must make sure everything is in order.
Applejack: But we already did that back at your botique.
Rarity: Well, it's better to be محفوظ than sorry.
Rainbow Dash: Alright.
Flim & Flam: *Arrive in a Silverado towing a trailer. On the trailer is...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Rarity, Applejack, and قوس قزح Dash were at Carousel Botique. آپ can guess what they're doing.

Rainbow Dash: *In a fancy dress* Come on Rarity! Me, and AJ don't wanna do this anymore!
Applejack: *Wearing a maid's outfit* آپ کہا we'd only try on two outfits. آپ made us wear seven!
Rarity: Complaining will get us nowhere. Now stand still. *Hears someone banging on her door* Who could that be? *Opens the door*
Diamond Dogs: Hi ponies!
Rarity: *Clears throat*
Fido: Oh no! It's that whining pony!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After watching the Thomas parody سے طرف کی Piemations گیا کیا پوسٹ on here: link

I thought I'd share with آپ my own parody from 2014.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


Theme song: link

Sean: I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D
Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Sean: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Sean: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

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Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

* * *

Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes...
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Remember when I talked to آپ all about how Barry برٹن from Resident Evil was the best character in Resident Evil? Well, I wasn’t lying, honestly. I meant it when I کہا he was the best character. I bet آپ all thought that was just a little joke, but no. He really is my پسندیدہ character. Reasons why I was happy to have him back in Revelations 2. So, now is the time to tell آپ all why Barry برٹن is the best character in Resident Evil.





First reason why he is great. Just listen to how he reacts. Even in the original game, he was the highlight of dialogue. The dialogue was really...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Hey

I'm going to do something that might make آپ angry

If you're mentioned in this مضمون that is

I'm going to type down what آپ say, and do

This is meant for comedy, and does not intend to hurt anyone's feelings

Mariofan14

Mariofan14: That was a wonderful episode, wasn't it guys?
Windwakerguy430: It sure was.
Mariofan14: It was a wonderful episode, because it was brought to us سے طرف کی god, and Jesus Christ. Now let us pray to them for bringing us this episode, and hope that مزید episodes like this will come in the near future.

Song: link

Alinah09

Alinah09: *Talking in the voice of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

It was a beautiful دن in Equestria. قوس قزح Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks آپ two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if آپ get it on you, آپ can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised آپ didn't wear that farming outfit آپ made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The following is something never attempted before. Trailers, for پرستار fictions.

Trailer #1: Stop Motion Master

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Announcer: The سال is 1966. The Vietnam War has been going on for some time now, but in Equestria...

Song (Start at 4:23): link

Guy: *Takes pictures of a speed کشتی passing two cargo ships*
Announcer: One ٹٹو is lucky enough to stay out of the war, as he makes stop motion videos, while playing a calliope. Or, so he thought.

Stop the song

Stargazer: Hello mister. *Gives Guy a draft notice* آپ are hereby drafted into the United States army.
Guy: Oh. I see.

Song (Start...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


It was a typical دن in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.

SeanTheHedgehog's

Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*

SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World

Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...
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Big Ounce - A character named after the meme, fully called “Big Ounce: Professional سٹریٹ, گلی Nigga”. Big Ounce (Nik’s character) is seen as an obese black man with red dreads and a red beard, wearing a big winter کوٹ and a beanie on his head. Some people call Big Ounce homeless, but little do they know, ہوم is what آپ make it… Big Ounce lives in a box. Despite Big Ounce’s poor state, he manages to be one of the best rappers in Def Jam. That, یا he at least knows how to beat up other rappers that آپ probably don’t care about. Big Ounce has done everything he could to bring Biggie...
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