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Walter: (Tosses a stack of a thousand dollars onto the counter)
Lenny: What’s this?
Walter: This, buddy, is my latest paycheck
Lenny: So I take it آپ got a new job?
Walter: Hell yeah. I made مزید money than ever before
Lenny: So, what kind of job did آپ get
Walter: Well…

Bishop: A robber?
Phillip: Yeah. We bought some masks, spray painted a few guns, and now we make hundreds of dollars
Bishop: That… is the most awesome thing ever

Lenny: A robber?!
Walter: What? What’s wrong
Lenny: (Putting a closed sign on the door) What’s wrong?! آپ robbed a gas station and decided to bring the money here
Walter: Hey, don’t worry. I wasn’t caught, and they never saw our faces
Lenny: Do آپ know how easy it is to find criminals nowadays
Walter: Don’t worry. They probably کہا it was a middle class black man. I’ll be fine as long as I keep quiet about this
Lenny: I hope your right. I wouldn’t want anyone getting any ideas.

Phillip: I know. They never saw it coming. I’m just glad no one caught us
Bishop: Man, آپ guys are so awesome. It must have been like something out of one of those action movies
Phillip: Well… kinda. Just a lot مزید dangerous than I would have thought

Walter: (Driving down the سٹریٹ, گلی at night, while listening to the radio)
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(A black Rolls Royce drives up behind him)
Walter: I wonder who that is
(The car slows down)
Walter: (Waves for him to go up front)
(The car drives in front and stops)
Walter: What the hell?
(Three dressed men get out of the car and walk toward Walter’s car)
Walter: Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap (Puts the car in reverse and drives down the road)
(The three men get back in their Royce and begin to follow him)
Walter: (Turns the car and starts driving off)
(The three men chase after Walter)
Walter: Oh God, oh God, oh God (Tries to call Phillip)

Phillip: (In the car with Bishop, smoking marijuana)
(Phillip’s phone rings, but he ignores it)

Walter: Goddamn it, Phillip (Puts his phone away and keeps driving)
(The three men begin to catch up to Walter)
Walter: (Speed up, trying to lose them, but his car isn’t even nearly as fast)
(A سیکنڈ car drives out in front of Walter)
Walter: What the hell! (Stops the car)
(The men behind him get out of the car)
Walter: (Steps out of the car quickly and holds his hands up in the air) Look guys, I don’t want any trouble
Dressed Man: Where’s the money?
Walter: Uh… what?
Dressed Man: Where is the money? I want to know! I was told that my men had my money stashed in a car parked in an alleyway. That was the last thing he کہا before he was shot. And I believe I saw a pretty crappy car on the news fitting the design of that car right there
Walter: (Whispers to himself) Oh crap, that ended up on the news? (To the guys) Okay, I know what آپ may be thinking, but I didn’t kill the guy
Dressed Man: I know. It was one of Sanchez’s boys
Walter: Sanchez? Who is this Sanchez guy-
Dressed Man: Shut up
Walter: (Nervous) Okay
Dressed Man: Now we know that آپ have our money, so where is it
Walter: Don’t worry. I have it right here (Hands him the thousand dollars he had)
Dressed Man: Last I checked, there was fifty thousand dollars. This is just one thousand.
Walter: Well, the rest is at ہوم and the rest are with my friend
Dressed Man: Interesting. What do آپ say we go and get it. We’ll drive آپ there
Walter: Hey, that sounds like a good idea (They walk to the car)
Dressed Man: Tell me, are آپ claustrophobic?
Walter: Well, I really wouldn’t say so, but- (The other two grab him and stuff him into the trunk) Hey, what the hell do آپ pricks think you’re doing. Get me the hell out of here
(The three men get into the car and drive off)

Walter: (Sitting in the trunk) Jesus. I wonder how many bodies got stuffed into here (The car stops) Why are we stopping
(Muffled shouting can be heard)
Walter: What is going on?
(Gun آگ کے, آگ is heard)
Walter: Okay, that’s gunfire. Why do I hear gunfire?
(The gunfire gets louder)
Walter: Why is it getting louder?
(Bullets hit through the تنے, ٹرنک door)
Walter: (Panicking) Okay, now is a good time to loose it (Kicks the trunk) Someone get me out of here (The تنے, ٹرنک opens due to being weakened سے طرف کی the door) (Walter falls out as a car speeds off) Oh god. Where the hell am I? (Looks around and sees the three men dead) Oh god. Oh my god. Oh, this is bad (Sees a small wallet on the ground. He takes it, and runs off in the opposite direction, and out of the alleyway)

Walter: (Sitting in a taxi cab) (His phone rings) Hello?
Phillip: Hey, Walter?
Walter: Phillip? Listen, I need to talk to you? Where are you?
Phillip: I’m at the police station
Walter: Don’t move
Phillip: That won’t be too hard
Police Officer: Hey, are آپ done in there
Criminal: Yeah, some of us have to use our phone call too

Walter: (Sits in the police station waiting room)
African American: I’m telling you, I didn’t آگ کے, آگ those guns
Police Officer: We just want to ask آپ some questions
African American: Then why am I wearing cuffs?
Police Officer: I کہا WE would ask the questions. Not you
Walter: (Sits in the waiting room)
Phillip: (Walks into the waiting room) Hey, Walter-
Walter: Phillip, I think we screwed up?
Phillip: What do آپ mean?
Walter: There were these guys, they کہا they knew about us, and that they want the money, and they کہا something about Sanchez. I don’t know, it’s crazy. They stuffed me in a تنے, ٹرنک and know that we took the money
Phillip: Oh man… What are we gonna do?
Walter: I don’t know. I guess all we can do is take the money and go to these guy’s leader and hand it to them
Phillip: But won’t we be killed if that happens
Walter: Better if I die than have my son get involved. They’d probably use him to have us come to them. What about your mother
Phillip: …. I guess you’re right
Walter: Yeah, I guess I am. I found this اگلے to one of the bodies (Holds out a wallet)
Phillip: Why did آپ take the wallet
Walter: I thought maybe it could be helpful. Now loon (Shows a small phone number to a man named Ricardo) I think this may be their boss. I say we call them, and arrange a meeting. And make sure آپ bring the money
Phillip: Alright.
Walter: And remember. Once we’re done with this, we’ll go back to trying to make money, and it will do a better job. And make sure to buy real guns this time
Phillip: Oh come on, they are expensive
Walter: They are not. Anyone can buy a gun. Even the homeless could afford a gun
#70: Pokemon Origins



What? Another Pokemon show? Yep, and this time, it’s only 4 episodes….. yeah, this one is kinda the opposite of the other Pokemon series. Now, this one actually follows the actual events of Pokemon Red and Blue. It follows Red, a Pokemon trainer, as he travels across the Kanto region, battling the Gym Leaders and the Champion, and eventually catching Mewtwo. Yeah, if آپ know how Pokemon works (Which is probably 99% of آپ out there), then آپ can easily understand how the دکھائیں works. And, I gotta say, for a دکھائیں that is only four episodes long, the اندازی حرکت is...
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So, آپ all know that,by this point, I review fanfiction and basically anything on the internet. However, there are things that I can not review. Mainly because, everyone knows it, یا I just don’t have the ability to review it. So, to make sure no one tells me what to review, here are the things I will never review, ever.

#5: Equestria After Dark - Now, Equestria After Dark is basically a website that is dedicated to My Little ٹٹو porn. This sort of stuff would normally get noticed سے طرف کی me. Well, it was, but, I really won’t be reviewing it. The reason is because it has every single clop comic...
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 Wub and Dub
Wub and Dub
(Nick and Alice stare at each other at the table)
Cody: My god. Every since آپ two started dating, you;ve just been lost in each others eyes
Nick: Were not lost in each others eyes. Were just having a staring contest. We only stare into each others eyes around four
Cody: Fantastic
Cory: (Runs through door) Nick. Cody. Something terrible is happening
Nick: What. Is it the end of the world
Cory: Worse. Come on

Nick: Did we honestly walk downtown just to read a fucking poster
Cory: Just read it
Nick: Alright. "The amazing Dubstep duo, Wub and Dubare coming to New York to play some of there hit songs like...
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Now, Zelda has a lot of useful tools to help آپ get around in the game. But, there are just so much, that I just need to point out my most favorite. Now, remember that this is my opinion. So, sorry if there is an item on here that آپ wanted to see. Now, with that, lets start the list

 Mirror Shield
Mirror Shield


#10: Mirror Shield - Now, all the shields in the game were used to protect you. However, they were all on the level of…. meh. But, the Mirror Shield was a different story. It is usually the last shield آپ get in the game, usually in temples where light is used in a lot of puzzles, like the...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


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 The دائرے, حلقہ comes from the right followed سے طرف کی Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
The دائرے, حلقہ comes from the right followed سے طرف کی Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.


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1958

Harry: *Looking at a sign in front of his house. It says...* Sold.
Amy: I told آپ we'd do it. آپ didn't believe me.
Harry: Yeah, until two days پہلے when I heard that we'd have some buyers. Any plan on where آپ want to go for our اگلے home?
Amy: Hmm..

Cape May, 1959.

Harry: *Looks at his new house as he drives away in his red Cadillac* Still can't believe...
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We all know Nintendo for being such a family friendly group with colorful and fun games, and they have so much wonderful characters, who are so friendly and nice… یا at least, that’s what they want آپ to think. They may look nice on the outside, but if آپ think about it, they are pure evil. So, today, I am going to share five of the most evil Nintendo protagonists. First, some rules. Only one game per franchise, and only from games that I have played. Also, Nintendo games only, so only games from Nintendo consoles. With that said, let us start the list

#5: Trainer from Pokemon



Sure,...
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In a horror game, the enemies are what make some, if not all, of the horror. They are a major threat, relentlessly hunting آپ down, and آپ must defend yourself, hide, یا run away, depending on the situation. These enemies, if done correctly, can be some of the scariest parts of any game and can even become one of the best parts of کہا game… And then there are times when the enemies are one of the worst parts of the game and just look dumb. I’ve seen few enemies in games that aren’t scary, but when I do find them, oh boy, do I find them. These enemies need to be not threatening in the...
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