Wind: (Sitting at a park bench)
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do آپ want, James?
James: I just came for a walk, and آپ were here
Wind: Bullshit. آپ were looking for me
James: Okay, I was. Did آپ see that protest in town
Wind: Protest?
James: Yeah, this one with this one crazy woman
Wind: Crazy? Oh boy, what is it this time?
Alana: It is time we stop letting men step all over us
Wind: Who the fuck is that
James: I think she کہا her name was Alana Sedgwickson. She’s pretty messed up
Wind: How so?
Alana: We need to stop shaming anyone and everyone who is against homosexuality, blacks, women, and anyone who isn’t a straight white male. Like those two (Points at Wind)
Wind: Actually, I’m asexual
Alana: No excuses. People like آپ make us sick
(The crowd boos them)
Wind: We literally did nothing but sit here, lady
Alana: I got a name, buddy. It’s Alana. آپ think that just because I’m a woman, آپ can call me whatever آپ want
Wind: I am terribly confused
Alana: آپ men are always trying to do what آپ can to keep a grip on the leash آپ have on women. Oh, that is so like you.
Wind: Look, equal rights for everyone is fine and all, but don’t spread your agenda psychotically like an STD.
Alana: I am sharing the voice of the people
Wind: Voice of the fucking mentally insane people, maybe. آپ can’t just act like some dictator and expect everyone to listen to you
Alana: I am Alana Sedgwickson. I act how I please.
Wind: So, آپ normally act like a crazed cu-
Wind: (Throws out a window into a dumpster)
James: (Gets thrown in the same dumpster)
Wind: (Cleans himself off)
James: What the hell did I do to deserve getting thrown out a window
Wind: Don’t worry. I’m sure I got my point across
Alana: Okay, اگلے on the agenda. A fundraiser to build the Male Concentration Camp. Now, we will make them work in our kitchens, yes, but should we also force them to work on plantations, یا is that going too far?
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do آپ want, James?
James: I just came for a walk, and آپ were here
Wind: Bullshit. آپ were looking for me
James: Okay, I was. Did آپ see that protest in town
Wind: Protest?
James: Yeah, this one with this one crazy woman
Wind: Crazy? Oh boy, what is it this time?
Alana: It is time we stop letting men step all over us
Wind: Who the fuck is that
James: I think she کہا her name was Alana Sedgwickson. She’s pretty messed up
Wind: How so?
Alana: We need to stop shaming anyone and everyone who is against homosexuality, blacks, women, and anyone who isn’t a straight white male. Like those two (Points at Wind)
Wind: Actually, I’m asexual
Alana: No excuses. People like آپ make us sick
(The crowd boos them)
Wind: We literally did nothing but sit here, lady
Alana: I got a name, buddy. It’s Alana. آپ think that just because I’m a woman, آپ can call me whatever آپ want
Wind: I am terribly confused
Alana: آپ men are always trying to do what آپ can to keep a grip on the leash آپ have on women. Oh, that is so like you.
Wind: Look, equal rights for everyone is fine and all, but don’t spread your agenda psychotically like an STD.
Alana: I am sharing the voice of the people
Wind: Voice of the fucking mentally insane people, maybe. آپ can’t just act like some dictator and expect everyone to listen to you
Alana: I am Alana Sedgwickson. I act how I please.
Wind: So, آپ normally act like a crazed cu-
Wind: (Throws out a window into a dumpster)
James: (Gets thrown in the same dumpster)
Wind: (Cleans himself off)
James: What the hell did I do to deserve getting thrown out a window
Wind: Don’t worry. I’m sure I got my point across
Alana: Okay, اگلے on the agenda. A fundraiser to build the Male Concentration Camp. Now, we will make them work in our kitchens, yes, but should we also force them to work on plantations, یا is that going too far?