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Phil مچھلی - Cancelled Fez 2, told others to kill themselves, says your game is better than all other games, and all Japanese games suck. I’d blow up his Twitter page if he didn’t خارج it.
Anita Sarkeesian - Attacks games as being sexist for no reason. The female Hitler
Zoe Quinn - Lies about her popularity and wants to censor internet. Literally fucked her way to the top
CNN - Says all عملی حکمت is child porn
لومڑی News - FUCKING EVERYTHING
The Fine Brothers - Copyright all reaction videos, and trying to hide it
EA - Microtransaction, closed Maxius, and سٹار, ستارہ Wars: Battlefront
Activision - Call of Duty twice a year, hiding Call of Duty 4 Remastered behind paywall
Ubisoft - Assassin’s Creed: Unity
Capcom - DLC
Konami - Silent Hills Cancellation, firing Kojima, creating Pachinko machines of Castlevania and Silent Hill, and literally everything about them
Rajan Zed - Attacking Persona as being hateful towards religion
Jaden Smith - Thinks education and brain washing and believes himself as a prophet
Willow Smith - Whip My fucking Hair
Taylor تیز رو, سوئفٹ - Anger with ex-boyfriends and attacks those who makes jokes
Miley Cyrus - Twerking craze and makes me want to hang myself
Nicki Minaj - Physically makes me ill when watching Anaconda یا Stupid Ho
Lindsay Lohan - مزید cocaine than Scarface
Justin Bieber - Autotuned, rude behaving, arrogant prick
Chris Brown - Beats women… won’t make a joke about that
Kanye West - The supposed سیکنڈ coming of Jesus
Steven Anderson - Crazed cultist who believes France deserved to be attacked سے طرف کی terrorists, and metal شائقین should die
Matthew Hagee - Says that outlawing video games will stop all violence. Even ISIS
Westboro Baptist Church - مزید hated than KKK, which is hard to believe
Nuclear Hellfrost - Desecrated the grave of Pantera member, Dimebag Darrell
Candy Crush - Tried to copyright the word “candy”... No, I’m serious. This happened
SOPA - Wanted to censor the internet like a bunch of pussies
Pat Robertson - Believes that murder in video games is as bad as murder in real life, which, yes, it IS fucking stupid
Ouya Creators - The biggest bunch of scam artists in the industry
Coleco Chameleon Creators - No, THESE are the biggest bunch of scam artists in the industry
Joe Biden - Wants to tax violent video games. Might as well tax air. یا don’t, cause, like taxing video games, that’s a fucking stupid idea
ZilianOP - Fakes being a victim for money
PETA - Says that animal violence is wrong, but instead of doing something about it, they attack things like Super Mario, Pokemon Black and White, and Assassin’s Creed Black Flag
Ralph Nader - Video games rape children. Again, this is fucking stupid
Southington, Connecticut - Wants to burn and destroy video games, Nazi Book Burning style
Google - FUCKING GOOGLE+
Twitter - Having a different opinion is offensive, making Twitter a little whiny کتیا, کتيا of a social website
Facebook - Where total stranger will be your friend, shit all over your دیوار with crap آپ don’t care about, and be a cesspool for white kids who try so hard to be black, that they are مزید white than a 50s sitcom
Youtube - Gaming channels, vines, those fucking pranks, those fucking reactions to pranks, those fucking reactions to reactions of pranks, and maybe some actual talent that will always go unnoticed because there isn’t enough Pewdiepie, and the تبصرے is basically Mad Max
Tumblr - Feminazis fucking EVERYWHERE
Instagram - If آپ post constant selfies, maybe آپ can love yourself… No… آپ won’t
Reddit - A huge فورم of people who think memes are comedy gold
4Chan - Fucking Anarchy
Wal-Mart - Proof that slavery is still a thing
McDonalds - That shit is not food
Comcast - The customer service sucks مزید dick than a back alley hooker
SeaWorld - Yeah, try covering up an employee's death. That’s not fucking corrupt at all
Chipotle - E.Coli is why I eat at home
Tom Six - Human Fucking Centipede
M Night Shyamalan -The Last Fucking Airbender
Uwe Boll - Alone in the Fucking Dark, House of the Fucking Dead, Far Fucking Cry, Po-Fucking-Stal, Blood-Fucking-Rayne- Fuck it! All of his goddamn movies
Michael خلیج, کھاڑی - EVERY! SINGLE! FUCKING! TRANSFORMERS MOVIE! The Ninja Turtles movie sucked too! Purge 2 was okay
Hitler - He’s a psychotic dictator. And his moustache looks fucking stupid
Keemstar - The لومڑی News of Youtube. That is not a good thing to be compared to
Roosh TV - Who in the flying fuck would support rape?!
Nicole Arbor - I haven’t seen support for fat people like that since the Hitler’s love for the jews
PrankInvasion - FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR SHITTY PRANKS! FUCK HAVING TO PAY TO LEARN SHITTY PRANKS!
Sam Pepper - Pretending to kill someone in front of their best friend and traumatizing them is not funny. آپ fuck! And آپ make fucking prank videos. What are آپ doing with your life?
Black Eyed Peas - Autotuned music
Insane Clown Posse - An ego bigger than Jupiter
Limp Bizkit - Douchebags to everyone
FNAF شائقین - No, I don’t give a shit about your ship fic. And no, I don’t jerk it to a robot with the body of a dead child inside. That’s fucked up
Bronies - No, I don’t jerk it to horses, and no, I don’t give a shit who the best ٹٹو is.
Undertale شائقین - No, I don’t jerk it to skeletons-
Sonic شائقین - No, I don’t jerk it to hedgeh-
Minecraft - No, I don’t jerk-
Steven Universe شائقین - No, I don’t-
Pokemon شائقین - No, I-
عملی حکمت شائقین - No-
Social Justice Warriors - Fuck! You!
People Who کتیا, کتيا and Complain About People and Things They Hate - ….. Wait a minute
Hello, everyone. Now, Halloween is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different سب, سب سے اوپر tens for the اگلے following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the سب, سب سے اوپر ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that آپ find lurking the in the depths of hell, یا in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, یا played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these...
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(Link to the first episode will be in the تبصرے section for those who haven't seen it yet.)

(Hey there! Jared Potts here with the اگلے exciting episode of my new حالیہ hit fan-fiction series, Network 999! Seeing as how the support for the last episode was pretty incredible, I decided to make the اگلے one a bit early. :D I hope آپ enjoy the اگلے episode of Network 999!)

Quick Story Recap: It is the سال 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even مزید powerful than ever. آپ see, ever since a group of scientists produced an update to...
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Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one سے طرف کی far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, سے طرف کی far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...
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Link: Man, this job is a lot مزید fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone سے طرف کی killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears موسیقی behind waterfall) What is this. The موسیقی is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...
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(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do آپ get when آپ get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ آپ get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...
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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something آپ want to see. Unless آپ are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........
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Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on آگ کے, آگ again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...
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Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting مزید than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much lost the only person...
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So, I want to talk about an amazing عملی حکمت that has so many fans. I watched it, and I can see why people like it so much… BUT, although I do like it… It has its problems. That عملی حکمت is Death Note.
Now, Death Note is an عملی حکمت that is about a school student named Light Yagami, who finds a dangerous book called the Death Note, which gives him the ability to kill anyone whose name is written in the book. This then leads him to create a new world order and kill all the worlds criminals, but he is then being hunted down سے طرف کی the police and L, the worlds greatest detective, but always manages to stay...
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Link: Okay, so, what do we do اگلے on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are آپ serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't آپ find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: آپ will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...
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Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one مزید person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. آپ mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: آپ want your reward یا not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the candy store
Tetra:...
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Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, سے طرف کی setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...
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Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK آپ (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the اگلے Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are آپ still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Final Fantasy 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...
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People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in سوال is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, آپ will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...
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تیز رو, سوئفٹ Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! آپ had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that آپ were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. آپ have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what آپ did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard تیز رو, سوئفٹ justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. آپ can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...
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(NOTE: This is an old مضمون I was going to do but NEVER got around to, sorry. Here's all I had done, I know it's not much.)

Villains! Often the antagonist in a دکھائیں that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my پسندیدہ as well, so understand that before reading this article.

Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.

Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D

#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)



IF آپ THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...
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Link: So, Tetra, what do we do now
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were آپ dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like آپ don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving...
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