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When it comes to the فلمیں made سے طرف کی Rob Zombie, they’re kinda hit یا miss for me. Some of them can be good, and others, like Halloween, can be the worst thing I’ve ever seen. So, naturally, when I heard of this one animated movie سے طرف کی Rob Zombie, I was…. Interested, to say the least. Not sure if I wanted to watch it, but, I gave it a try. I decided to buy the movie off line, since the film was straight-to-video, and gave it a watch… And it was definitely a film that I enjoyed… kinda. So, let’s talk about the movie that few know as The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.



Now, I don’t know much about Rob Zombie with the only technical disc I have with their موسیقی being….. The video game, Rock of the Dead (Probably should review that sometime). Thankfully, my older brother is a پرستار of them, so I decided to ask him what this movie was about, yet even he didn’t know what the film was. It makes sense that no one, not even huge Rob Zombie fans, know much on this movie, since it was straight-to-video, which must mean it was a very underrated film. Now, the reason I decided to watch this movie was the animation. It looked so well done and colorful, that I just had to keep my eyes on it. But, it also looked very familiar. I decided to look up the اندازی حرکت company, and found they had also worked on Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon……. Ooooooohhh…. Shit.



So, this movie, as I said, was directed سے طرف کی Rob Zombie, and follows an actor/director and luchador named El Superbeasto, who has an ego so big, it fits his arrogant celebrity personality. He, along with his super agent sister, Suzi-X and her robot sidekick, Murray the Robot, must stop the evil villain known as Doctor Satan from marrying the stripper Velvet Von Black, who has the mark of the beast printed on her…. backside. Now, already, this film sounds incredibly stupid… And it is. But I love it for so many reasons. First off, the setting. The city the characters live in, known as Monsterland, which is a place filled with people living with classical monsters. It’s such a unique setting. Usually, people are trying to kill monsters. Instead, there living with them. I mean, they kill some monsters, but only threatening ones. But I’ll talk about that later. The entire movie is… How do I put this… A very overly-sexual film. سے طرف کی that, I mean there’s nudity all over this movie, and I mean A LOT! It gets a bit hard to watch the film when there’s a lot of nudity. I’m not gonna be the person that says, “This movie is sexist because of women being naked”. No, that’s dumb. I’m saying that it needs to at least decrease the nudity. There’s too much in this movie. There’s a point where it’s a movie, and a point where it becomes softcore porn. I can barely تلاش for تصاویر that don’t have nudity in some way. It gets a bit… difficult.



Now, some of آپ may wonder why I haven’t talked about the “horror” in this movie that is مزید of a comedy. Well, sure, it’s not that scary, really. But I’ll tell آپ what it does have. Constant references to classical horror literature. I’m a huge پرستار of horror (No duh). So seeing all these references just makes like a little kid. A very mentally screwed up kid, but still a little kid. There’s Dracula, بھیڑیا Man, Phantom of the Opera, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Frankenstein. Even references to classical horror movies, like Creature of the Black Lagoon, Saucer Men, Jack Nicholson from The Shining, the Chestbursters from Aliens, and Captain Spaulding from Rob Zombie’s other films like The Devil’s Rejects. This film has dozens of references and I love them.



Now, I’ve کہا before that this movie was made سے طرف کی the animators that did Adult Party Cartoon, a دکھائیں that I found to be… disgusting. It was trying way too hard to be violent and gross that it forgot to be funny. Yes, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto is a bit vulgar, raunchy, and gory. In fact. In fact, I think that it’s even مزید nasty without FCC limitations you’d get on TV. But, El Superbeasto also manages to be funny. The crude scenes and gore manage to have some good humor that, honestly, had me laughing a few times, even if they may be a bit screwed up. I don’t know. Maybe my love for Panty and ذخیرہ with Garterbelt are what make me enjoy فلمیں like this. I’m not sure how to describe this film. Rob Zombie کہا that this film was like if Spongebob and Scooby Doo were filthy, and…. Yeah, that sounds about right.



Well, I don’t know what to say. If you’re tired of overly serious Rob Zombie films, and just want a well animated film with some good comedy, then this is for you. It may not be for everyone, what with the immature sense of humor and nudity all over the place, it still manages to entertain a few people. آپ can find this on DVD for dirt cheap online. This movie needs all the money it can get what with being in development hell for three years. And also, buy the action figures of the two main characters. This is not an advertisement, I swear. Mini review on the action figures. They look just like the cartoon characters, so I say buy them, and then tell everyone you’re great because آپ don’t watch mainstream animated فلمیں سے طرف کی Disney. Anyway, that outta do it for me. Go watch this movie and either laugh یا be disgusted. Take care.

(Note: This is based off of CinemaSins Everything Wrong With series. Also, this is just nitpicking. I do this out of love for Wind Waker)
You will first notice that this game was made in 2002, and considering that the سٹار, ستارہ Wars prequels were made around this time, آپ can tell it wasn’t a very good year
Well, it’s no wonder the town was attacked. The Triforce is just lying in a field right out in the open
Why does this village only have one horse
Man, when did Ganondorf get a bad case of crispy-burnt skin?
This game really loves shoving Ocarina of Time in my face, huh
So, the hero never came?...
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Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a پرستار of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a پرستار of Harry Potter… the کتابیں anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great کتابیں that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, آپ wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the مصنف states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...
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Now, if آپ know me, آپ know that I watch Abridged series. One of my پسندیدہ would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made سے طرف کی TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....
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Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

The following is a non profit پرستار based parody. Sonic X is owned سے طرف کی 4Kids and the Sonic Team. Please support the official release

Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did آپ hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...
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Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There آپ are, آپ fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... آپ hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill آپ all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...
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JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
In my opinion. Johnny was the best protagonist. He's so fun to use.. And he's actually quite relatable in most ways. Coarse. This also goes for Niko, but that's anouther story.
Anyway. After his once best friend, Billy Grey had finally lost his mind and Johnny having had to put him down.
Johnny was in charge of the lost.. But he became a meth addict, and all that made him badass we're removed, because if it weren't I'm pretty sure Trevor and him would of been easily matched in a fight. But instead, Johnny was too gullible, and it cost him his life. And Trevor. Knowing they would...
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How odd is it to read a fanfic based off a commercial. Pretty odd. But if it's good, then I'm all for it... But, what if that fanfic has rape and incest... That's the Saving منٹ Saves Money fanfic.
Seriously, how does rape come to mind when آپ write a fanfic based on a cellphone commercial. Well, fuck, someone did it, and, surprise, surprise, sur-fucking-prise, some one did, apparently.
So, it starts with our character, Brad, getting yelled at سے طرف کی his mother for wasting minutes. Well, so far it is accurate to the commercial. Soon, Brad gets pissed and throws his mother onto the floor. And...
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(I'd like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making آپ vomit, its making آپ fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....
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Saten is trying to do tryouts for a play, the coach becomes frustrated with poor acts, Saten's rival sabotages performance and gets him cut.

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Saten returns home, angry, Sword calls to him from a vent in the house where he was trapped chasing a dropped piece of Skittles candy, and if Saten gets him out he'll help in return.

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BEDROOM / Sword had escaped.

Sword: I use to do characters and back before I met آپ guys (shows scrapbook) I was half of the most مقبول ventril-agrgah act in the world....
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Western films, فلمیں about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, فلمیں about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck کہا “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where guns were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only...
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QuikPiks are a side part of NikPiks that I do when I write مضامین that are much smarter than the usual and when I want to get a point out there quickly. So if I have a topic that I will spend less than an گھنٹہ working and editing on, well, this is what to expect.

Let’s talk about Saints Row, preferably 2. Now for those who may not have played the franchise, آپ may think, “Saints Row? آپ mean that lame GTA rip off that just turned into pure insanity that everyone grew to hate”. But me, an intellectual, would tell you, “Of course not.” But it’s fair to think that. Saints Row did...
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آپ know what’s a setting that indie developers really seem to like? The cyberpunk genre. I’m not complaining, I love that stuff too. But I have like three games played that are cyberpunk, and I am pretty sure I have مزید waiting to be played that are also taking place in that setting. And naturally, I thought I would review the one I played first on here before the others. And low and behold, it is one that many people have talked about before, VA-11 HALL-A, pronounced Valhalla.



VA-11 HALL-A is set in a cyberpunk world, where corporations decide the fate of humans, where everyone...
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Oh boy, we still got some Cultober to go through, everybody. یا at the least, we’ve reached the ranking moment for these movies. I think we had a good haul this season. We had a few goodies, a few mehs, and some trash in the mix. But it was mostly a good first year. So let’s talk about the movies, talking about the worst ones and then making our way to the good ones, and what I recommend for ones viewing pleasure. Oh, and I will be rating this film on a ten outta ten scale, 5 points for how scary یا spooky the film is and another 5 for how enjoyable it is. So there’s a chance I may like...
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Here’s another list, because twenty lost games wasn’t enough. There was way too much games that were lost for several reasons. You’d think that in this دن and age, it would be hard to lose a game with the level of internet access we have. But no, there are still hundreds of games out there, that never made it to consoles, and probably will stay that way. There was just way too much to leave out, I just had to make a سیکنڈ list, continuing the discussion on lost video games that were either eventually found, have some evidence of their existence, یا are so obscure, آپ probably wouldn’t...
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Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the شائقین tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. آپ don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...
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Yet another fanfic about a دکھائیں I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A دکھائیں in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at مقبول stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the دکھائیں named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...
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What do آپ get when آپ take a beloved cartoon and mix it with some of the worst fanfics known to man... آپ get Dipper Goes to ٹیکو Bell
You can tell just from reading that عنوان that this is stupid. This is a Gravity Falls fanfic, and a bad one at that. Now, let me start off سے طرف کی saying I have not had the luck to watch Gravity Falls. Of course, I am willing to give the دکھائیں a try, but, for the moment, I have no clue what the دکھائیں is, یا who the characters are, so, if I make a mistake involving the show, then, don't get mad. Just remember, I have not watched this دکھائیں yet. Anyway, the fanfic...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to another edition to Whatever Happened To... , where we look at gaming’s biggest flops, failures, and flub ups. And today, we’re all bitches! According to gaming’s biggest burnout, John Romero. And anyone who knows about worst games ever, knows exactly what we’re gonna be talking about. The N64 hype disaster, 2000s Daikatana.



Daikatana is an infamous game, for many reasons, and follows the story of feudal Japan in the future, rival clans, and the evil sword that is way lamer than Soul Edge, Daikatana. Before we talk about what a steaming pile of cow...
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Okay, let me just get this out of the way, right now. The Devilman run is one of the silliest things I think I've ever seen. I can't handle looking at this without laughing. It's the stupidest thing ever and I love it. But, that aside, let us discuss the Netflix original anime, Devilman: Crybaby, and why people have gotten so excited when talking about it.



Devilman: Crybaby is a ten episode Netflix original anime. Now, there haven't been much Netflix original animes. Including this one, there's about... three.... One of them being Neo Yokio. Oh, now that's true terror. Anyway, Devilman:...
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