#1: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:
Michael: Alright Lester.. I'm inside. Why do I need these glasses?
Lester: (voice) For the 20th time.. They have a camera inside them.
Michael: Ahh.. So آپ can take pictures of me shopping for diamonds?
Lester: (voice) No idiot..I need pictures of the security and vents.
Michael: If only we brought a camera, right?
Lester: (voices) We DID bring a camera, stupid.. I just told you.
Michael: I'm confused.
Lester: (voice is getting angrier) There's a camera on your fuckin glasses, Michael!
Michael: And why would I need a camera on my glasses?
Lester: (voice) Just tell me آپ see the vents and security code?
Michael: Yeah.. Not hard to miss them, Lest.
Lester: (voice) Now take the picture.
Michael: How?
Lester: (voices) there's a camera!
Michael: On what?
Lester: (voice is screaming) THE GLASSES!
Michael: Ohh.. Okay. (takes the pictures and it sends to Lester).
Lester: (voice) Good, now speak to the worker.
Michael: (goes to the female worker) ارے lady.. I'm gonna be robbing this place later, (lester groans annoyedly). So tell me, are these glass cases easy to break.
Girl: (thinks he's joking) funny sir, funny.. But I suppose, yes.
Michael: And are the diamonds real?
Girl: Of coarse they are, sir.
Michael: Alright.. Thanks baby.. I better go now. (leaves).
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#2: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:
TV COMMERICAL:
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) Hi, I'm Trevor Phillips! And as آپ may know, I am totally and completely INSANE! (deranged chuckle)... I like to yell at mice with my شرٹ, قمیض off!
[Cut to Trevor on all fours, shirtless, and literary screaming at a small mouse]
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) Sometimes, I like to steal other people's scabs!
[Cut to a man standing at a bus stop with a visible scab on his knee. Trevor comes in, rips the scab off the man's knee, and runs down the سٹریٹ, گلی holding it high in the air and screaming the entire way down].
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) How do I stay so crazy!? [Holds up a bottle of pills] Trevor Phillips's Crazy Pills!.. Take one with breakfast! One with lunch!.. And before آپ know it, you'll be up on your roof, pooping in the chimney!
[Cut to Trevor sitting on سب, سب سے اوپر of a chimney]
Trevor: [Calling down] Hold out your stockings, kids!
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#3: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:
Adam and Carly fell down an edge, after being chased سے طرف کی Alturists.. Adam got shot several times during it.
Carly: Jesus Adam آپ fuckin fell on me!
Adam: (annoyedly) Hey! I was shot 7 times, what's آپ excuse!
Carly: (annoyedly) I punched, in the stomach!
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#4: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:
Michael: (stomps over to Trevor, grabs the بیئر he's drinking, and smashes it onto the ground).
Trevor: ... Problem?
Michael: Those fuckin cult دوستوں of YOURS SHOT MY DAUGHTER! It's a damn good thing she and the baby are okay!
Trevor: (jumps up) SHE'S PREGNANT!.. Whose baby is that? Who's the man who did that to her!?
Michael: The biker.
Trevor: Trevor needs to gat that punk پچھواڑے, گدا bitch!... There are three things I love in this world: Kylie Minogue, small dimples, just above a woman's buttocks.
Michael: Beautiful features.
Trevor: And the fear in a man's eye when he know's I'm about to hurt him.
Michael: Well آپ go near him and I'll break your nec-
Trevor: Yeah? آپ wanna threaten me? آپ WANNA THREATEN TO ME!? (leaps onto Michael) I'M GONNA MAKE آپ EAT A BOWL OF HUMAN SHIT!... (screams like mad man starts destroying the room for no apparent reason).
(SHORTLY AFTER):
Pinkie: (comes in and sees the guys jumping and making gorilla sounds at each other).
Pinkie: Guys, guys, calm down.
Trevor: Fuck آپ Michael!
Michael: No fuck آپ Trevor... I don't like آپ Trevor. I think you're a fake friend.. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If آپ were in the wild, I would attack you, even if آپ weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and آپ were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking EAT آپ and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
Trevor: … OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If آپ placed it near a river یا some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But آپ find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 یا 30 friends, آپ lose that battle, آپ lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and کہا 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some مزید lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt آپ and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
Michael: How آپ gonna do that?
Trevor: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? گھنٹہ forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where آپ live, go back to the sea, get some مزید oxygen, and stalk you. آپ just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
[pause]
Trevor: Did that go the way آپ thought it was gonna go? Nope.
Pinkie: Guys, what is going on?
Michael: Trevor's naked دوستوں killed my friend Adam, as they TRIED killing my fuckin DAUGHTER!
Trevor: They aren't my دوستوں anymore.
Michael: What did آپ do!?
Trevor: Okay.. But آپ can't be mad at me.
Michael: (angrily) Trevor!
Trevor: Okay.. First off… I was minding own business.
Michael: (slams fist on table) BULLSHIT!
Trevor: (whining) I was!
Michael: And exactly what happened whilst آپ were "minding your own business?"
Trevor: So I was just jogging though the forest, and suddenly they Schmucks surrounded me!
Alturists: (surround Trevor).
Trevor: (narrating) One of the shouted.
Alturist: GET ON YOUR KNEES!
Trevor: (narrating) And I replied with..
Trevor: (in the story) I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!
Trevor: (narrating) And they took acceptation to that.
Alturists: (Violently open fire, but Trevor finds cover).
Trevor: (narrating) Buut.. آپ know how that song and dance goes.
Trevor: (in story) AAAAAHHHHHHH! (brutally attacks them).
Trevor: And I killed all but one of them.
Pinkie: What happened to the last one?
(Alturist whimpering and shoots himself in the head.)
Trevor: PUSSED OUT LIKE A BITCH!.. Silver lining? I can منسوخ their pay days!
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#5: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:
Stretch: I am TOTALLY gonna betray Franklyn and Lamar, even though we grew up together.. Just makes it مزید fun that wa-
Michael: (holding double barrel shotgun). Yo Stretch..
Stretch: What do آپ wa- (gets a shotgun blast to the face, killing him).
Voice 1: Oh my god! He killed Stretch!
Voice 2: The basterd!
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#6: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:
Trevor: (calling Carly as he drives though Sandy shores, to his trailer) I'm sorry for how I was acting... I really mean it this time.
Carly: (voice) Well.. I..
Trevor: Don't آپ remember the good old days.. Back when I appeared as your school mascot.
FLASHBACK TO WHEN CARLY WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL:
Young Carly: Uncle Trevor?
Trevor: (wearing mascot costume on everything but his head) ارے baby girl.. This time I think I got just the thing people will remember me for. I am gonna stop pollution with my new, lovable character, Gary the No-trash Cougar.
Young Carly: Wow.. That IS a good idea actually.
Trevor: Damn straight.. The school will love me (puts on the mask, but it reveals to be the type of things NIGHTMARES are made of).
Young Carly: Uncle.. Their only my age.. 7 یا 8 years ol-
Trevor: (in the scary costume) Not now Carly.. (cocks AP pistol).
Young Carly: (gasps) Wait, is that a real gu- (Trevor runs into the cafeteria) TREVOR!
Trevor bursts into the cafeteria, with the horrifying costume, and fires a live bullet into the roof to catch the attention of frightened little kids).
Trevor: (violently screaming) PICK UP YOUR TRASH!
Trevor: (still angry) I wanna know whose cup this is! (shoots his gun into the air) I کہا I WANNA KNOW WHO'S CUP THIS IS!
A frightened little girl timidly raises her hand.
Trevor: (points the gun at her) PICK IT UP!.. PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP!
The girl, frightened for her life, puts the trash in the garbadge.
Trevor: (calmly) Thank you, sweetie. See what a nicer place this is when we all pitch in? Like Gary the No-trash Cougar.. Give a larbage, throw out your garbage. Spread the word! (He fires his gun into the air as he leaves the room).
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#7: TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES, SEASON 3:
Pinkie: (Playing farcry 3).
Trevor: آپ playing that game!?
Pinkie: It's addicting.. آپ would like it boss.
Trevor: I tried it before.. I would of done things a bit differently, I can tell that much.
Trevor: (wakes up in the cage with Grant) Get me out of here!?
Vaas: Shut up!.. Cause آپ two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things...
Trevor: آپ don't scare me boy-o.
Vaas: Too bad! I own you.. (Goes close to him) Your my bitc- (Trevor punches him though the cage).. AHHH!
Trevor: آپ were saying.
Vaas: Fuck you!
Trevor: No fuck you!
Trevor: No, fuck, you!
Vaas: FUCK YOU!
Trevor: No fuck, you!
Vaas: No fuck YOU!.. (throws something in anger) DO آپ WANT ME TO SLICE آپ OPEN!?.. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(brief silence).
Trevor: ارے mister.
Vaas: What?
Trevor: (chuckles) Fuck you.
Vaas: (screaming loudly)
Vaas: I WILL CUT YOUR FUCKIN FACE OFF آپ FUCKIN DIC-
Hoyt: (walks) VAAS! STOP SHOUTING!..
Vaas: (growls angrily).
Trevor: آپ are angry Vaas. You... Are angry.
Trevor: Dose the map so where Reily is!?
Grant: We're gonna find him. We're gonna free the others. And then we're going home.. (is suddenly shot in the throat and Vaas is revealed on a stage behind them, holding a AP Pistol, and chuckling to himself).
Vaas: What, آپ want to run? Huh?! آپ want to run, آپ want to disre- (is suddenly shot in the head, dead).
Trevor: (holding AP Pistol he چرا لیا, چوری کی off one of the Pirates) Shut up!
7 DAYS LATER:
Hoyt: So... Your the new Vaas, huh?
Trevor: (dressed in Vaas's clothing, and put his hair into Vaas's mohawk) Yes, now where's Reily?
Hoyt: (actually a bit nervous) He's in the back.
Trevor: Thank you. (goes over and free's Reily, all without having to kill anyone).
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#8: NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
Roman: آپ didn't say anything? Niko I didn't know!
Roman: ... Your an asshole Niko Bellic! a disloyal user! After what I did for you, آپ dick! آپ FUCKIN DICK!
Niko: I'm sorry!
Roman: SCREW YOU!
Niko: Look, it wasn't my business.. I thought آپ were okay with it!
Roman: Well clearly I'm not!
Niko: Well.. Go after him then. (opens friddge) Cause I'm not getting involv- Wait, what happened to my kit-kat bar I left in here?
Roman: Vlad must of took it.
Niko: (enraged) THE MOTHER FUCKER!
Roman: Whoa man, calm dow-
Niko: (finds and cocks a پمپ action shotgun) I'LL KILL HIM! (runs out towards the car, holding the shotgun).
Roman: Wait Niko. Don't do anything too craz- Wait for me!
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#9: NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
Niko: Keep away from Mr Faustin's daughter.
Mason: Fuck you! This ain't Russia! And we ain't communists!
Niko: Why dose everybody think I'm Russian?
Daughter: Tell my dad! I can see whoever I want..
Mason: I will get the brothers. And we're kick your as- (gets shot in the face, and dies).
Niko: (holding handgun).
Daughter: آپ KILLED HIM!
Niko: Yes. That's why I'm here… What did آپ expect.. Me to chase him down on a bike and fight him and other bike members.. No thank you.
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#10: THE GTA/MLP CROSSOVER:
Saten: Man, his place is weird, I mean, look at this (picks up a pistol) look, someone dropped an unloaded gun on the sidewalk.
Suddenly a bunch of cop cars appeared out of literary nowhere and surrounded the two, screaming at them to put down the gun, and using unnecessary profanity.
Saten: I -It's mine.
Cop: PUT IT DOWN!
Saten: It's not even loaded!
For some reason the cops took this as a threat and open fired.
Derpy grabbed Saten and tackled him behind a nearby car cover.
The cops called in backup, despite that Saten and Derpy wouldn't even attacking them.
Saten: (throws away the weapon for whatever reason) We gotta get out of the open!
Michael: Alright Lester.. I'm inside. Why do I need these glasses?
Lester: (voice) For the 20th time.. They have a camera inside them.
Michael: Ahh.. So آپ can take pictures of me shopping for diamonds?
Lester: (voice) No idiot..I need pictures of the security and vents.
Michael: If only we brought a camera, right?
Lester: (voices) We DID bring a camera, stupid.. I just told you.
Michael: I'm confused.
Lester: (voice is getting angrier) There's a camera on your fuckin glasses, Michael!
Michael: And why would I need a camera on my glasses?
Lester: (voice) Just tell me آپ see the vents and security code?
Michael: Yeah.. Not hard to miss them, Lest.
Lester: (voice) Now take the picture.
Michael: How?
Lester: (voices) there's a camera!
Michael: On what?
Lester: (voice is screaming) THE GLASSES!
Michael: Ohh.. Okay. (takes the pictures and it sends to Lester).
Lester: (voice) Good, now speak to the worker.
Michael: (goes to the female worker) ارے lady.. I'm gonna be robbing this place later, (lester groans annoyedly). So tell me, are these glass cases easy to break.
Girl: (thinks he's joking) funny sir, funny.. But I suppose, yes.
Michael: And are the diamonds real?
Girl: Of coarse they are, sir.
Michael: Alright.. Thanks baby.. I better go now. (leaves).
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#2: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:
TV COMMERICAL:
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) Hi, I'm Trevor Phillips! And as آپ may know, I am totally and completely INSANE! (deranged chuckle)... I like to yell at mice with my شرٹ, قمیض off!
[Cut to Trevor on all fours, shirtless, and literary screaming at a small mouse]
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) Sometimes, I like to steal other people's scabs!
[Cut to a man standing at a bus stop with a visible scab on his knee. Trevor comes in, rips the scab off the man's knee, and runs down the سٹریٹ, گلی holding it high in the air and screaming the entire way down].
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) How do I stay so crazy!? [Holds up a bottle of pills] Trevor Phillips's Crazy Pills!.. Take one with breakfast! One with lunch!.. And before آپ know it, you'll be up on your roof, pooping in the chimney!
[Cut to Trevor sitting on سب, سب سے اوپر of a chimney]
Trevor: [Calling down] Hold out your stockings, kids!
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#3: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:
Adam and Carly fell down an edge, after being chased سے طرف کی Alturists.. Adam got shot several times during it.
Carly: Jesus Adam آپ fuckin fell on me!
Adam: (annoyedly) Hey! I was shot 7 times, what's آپ excuse!
Carly: (annoyedly) I punched, in the stomach!
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Michael: (stomps over to Trevor, grabs the بیئر he's drinking, and smashes it onto the ground).
Trevor: ... Problem?
Michael: Those fuckin cult دوستوں of YOURS SHOT MY DAUGHTER! It's a damn good thing she and the baby are okay!
Trevor: (jumps up) SHE'S PREGNANT!.. Whose baby is that? Who's the man who did that to her!?
Michael: The biker.
Trevor: Trevor needs to gat that punk پچھواڑے, گدا bitch!... There are three things I love in this world: Kylie Minogue, small dimples, just above a woman's buttocks.
Michael: Beautiful features.
Trevor: And the fear in a man's eye when he know's I'm about to hurt him.
Michael: Well آپ go near him and I'll break your nec-
Trevor: Yeah? آپ wanna threaten me? آپ WANNA THREATEN TO ME!? (leaps onto Michael) I'M GONNA MAKE آپ EAT A BOWL OF HUMAN SHIT!... (screams like mad man starts destroying the room for no apparent reason).
(SHORTLY AFTER):
Pinkie: (comes in and sees the guys jumping and making gorilla sounds at each other).
Pinkie: Guys, guys, calm down.
Trevor: Fuck آپ Michael!
Michael: No fuck آپ Trevor... I don't like آپ Trevor. I think you're a fake friend.. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If آپ were in the wild, I would attack you, even if آپ weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and آپ were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking EAT آپ and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
Trevor: … OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If آپ placed it near a river یا some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But آپ find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 یا 30 friends, آپ lose that battle, آپ lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and کہا 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some مزید lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt آپ and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
Michael: How آپ gonna do that?
Trevor: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? گھنٹہ forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where آپ live, go back to the sea, get some مزید oxygen, and stalk you. آپ just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
[pause]
Trevor: Did that go the way آپ thought it was gonna go? Nope.
Pinkie: Guys, what is going on?
Michael: Trevor's naked دوستوں killed my friend Adam, as they TRIED killing my fuckin DAUGHTER!
Trevor: They aren't my دوستوں anymore.
Michael: What did آپ do!?
Trevor: Okay.. But آپ can't be mad at me.
Michael: (angrily) Trevor!
Trevor: Okay.. First off… I was minding own business.
Michael: (slams fist on table) BULLSHIT!
Trevor: (whining) I was!
Michael: And exactly what happened whilst آپ were "minding your own business?"
Trevor: So I was just jogging though the forest, and suddenly they Schmucks surrounded me!
Alturists: (surround Trevor).
Trevor: (narrating) One of the shouted.
Alturist: GET ON YOUR KNEES!
Trevor: (narrating) And I replied with..
Trevor: (in the story) I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!
Trevor: (narrating) And they took acceptation to that.
Alturists: (Violently open fire, but Trevor finds cover).
Trevor: (narrating) Buut.. آپ know how that song and dance goes.
Trevor: (in story) AAAAAHHHHHHH! (brutally attacks them).
Trevor: And I killed all but one of them.
Pinkie: What happened to the last one?
(Alturist whimpering and shoots himself in the head.)
Trevor: PUSSED OUT LIKE A BITCH!.. Silver lining? I can منسوخ their pay days!
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#5: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:
Stretch: I am TOTALLY gonna betray Franklyn and Lamar, even though we grew up together.. Just makes it مزید fun that wa-
Michael: (holding double barrel shotgun). Yo Stretch..
Stretch: What do آپ wa- (gets a shotgun blast to the face, killing him).
Voice 1: Oh my god! He killed Stretch!
Voice 2: The basterd!
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#6: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:
Trevor: (calling Carly as he drives though Sandy shores, to his trailer) I'm sorry for how I was acting... I really mean it this time.
Carly: (voice) Well.. I..
Trevor: Don't آپ remember the good old days.. Back when I appeared as your school mascot.
FLASHBACK TO WHEN CARLY WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL:
Young Carly: Uncle Trevor?
Trevor: (wearing mascot costume on everything but his head) ارے baby girl.. This time I think I got just the thing people will remember me for. I am gonna stop pollution with my new, lovable character, Gary the No-trash Cougar.
Young Carly: Wow.. That IS a good idea actually.
Trevor: Damn straight.. The school will love me (puts on the mask, but it reveals to be the type of things NIGHTMARES are made of).
Young Carly: Uncle.. Their only my age.. 7 یا 8 years ol-
Trevor: (in the scary costume) Not now Carly.. (cocks AP pistol).
Young Carly: (gasps) Wait, is that a real gu- (Trevor runs into the cafeteria) TREVOR!
Trevor bursts into the cafeteria, with the horrifying costume, and fires a live bullet into the roof to catch the attention of frightened little kids).
Trevor: (violently screaming) PICK UP YOUR TRASH!
Trevor: (still angry) I wanna know whose cup this is! (shoots his gun into the air) I کہا I WANNA KNOW WHO'S CUP THIS IS!
A frightened little girl timidly raises her hand.
Trevor: (points the gun at her) PICK IT UP!.. PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP!
The girl, frightened for her life, puts the trash in the garbadge.
Trevor: (calmly) Thank you, sweetie. See what a nicer place this is when we all pitch in? Like Gary the No-trash Cougar.. Give a larbage, throw out your garbage. Spread the word! (He fires his gun into the air as he leaves the room).
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#7: TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES, SEASON 3:
Pinkie: (Playing farcry 3).
Trevor: آپ playing that game!?
Pinkie: It's addicting.. آپ would like it boss.
Trevor: I tried it before.. I would of done things a bit differently, I can tell that much.
Trevor: (wakes up in the cage with Grant) Get me out of here!?
Vaas: Shut up!.. Cause آپ two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things...
Trevor: آپ don't scare me boy-o.
Vaas: Too bad! I own you.. (Goes close to him) Your my bitc- (Trevor punches him though the cage).. AHHH!
Trevor: آپ were saying.
Vaas: Fuck you!
Trevor: No fuck you!
Trevor: No, fuck, you!
Vaas: FUCK YOU!
Trevor: No fuck, you!
Vaas: No fuck YOU!.. (throws something in anger) DO آپ WANT ME TO SLICE آپ OPEN!?.. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(brief silence).
Trevor: ارے mister.
Vaas: What?
Trevor: (chuckles) Fuck you.
Vaas: (screaming loudly)
Vaas: I WILL CUT YOUR FUCKIN FACE OFF آپ FUCKIN DIC-
Hoyt: (walks) VAAS! STOP SHOUTING!..
Vaas: (growls angrily).
Trevor: آپ are angry Vaas. You... Are angry.
Trevor: Dose the map so where Reily is!?
Grant: We're gonna find him. We're gonna free the others. And then we're going home.. (is suddenly shot in the throat and Vaas is revealed on a stage behind them, holding a AP Pistol, and chuckling to himself).
Vaas: What, آپ want to run? Huh?! آپ want to run, آپ want to disre- (is suddenly shot in the head, dead).
Trevor: (holding AP Pistol he چرا لیا, چوری کی off one of the Pirates) Shut up!
7 DAYS LATER:
Hoyt: So... Your the new Vaas, huh?
Trevor: (dressed in Vaas's clothing, and put his hair into Vaas's mohawk) Yes, now where's Reily?
Hoyt: (actually a bit nervous) He's in the back.
Trevor: Thank you. (goes over and free's Reily, all without having to kill anyone).
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#8: NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
Roman: آپ didn't say anything? Niko I didn't know!
Roman: ... Your an asshole Niko Bellic! a disloyal user! After what I did for you, آپ dick! آپ FUCKIN DICK!
Niko: I'm sorry!
Roman: SCREW YOU!
Niko: Look, it wasn't my business.. I thought آپ were okay with it!
Roman: Well clearly I'm not!
Niko: Well.. Go after him then. (opens friddge) Cause I'm not getting involv- Wait, what happened to my kit-kat bar I left in here?
Roman: Vlad must of took it.
Niko: (enraged) THE MOTHER FUCKER!
Roman: Whoa man, calm dow-
Niko: (finds and cocks a پمپ action shotgun) I'LL KILL HIM! (runs out towards the car, holding the shotgun).
Roman: Wait Niko. Don't do anything too craz- Wait for me!
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#9: NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
Niko: Keep away from Mr Faustin's daughter.
Mason: Fuck you! This ain't Russia! And we ain't communists!
Niko: Why dose everybody think I'm Russian?
Daughter: Tell my dad! I can see whoever I want..
Mason: I will get the brothers. And we're kick your as- (gets shot in the face, and dies).
Niko: (holding handgun).
Daughter: آپ KILLED HIM!
Niko: Yes. That's why I'm here… What did آپ expect.. Me to chase him down on a bike and fight him and other bike members.. No thank you.
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#10: THE GTA/MLP CROSSOVER:
Saten: Man, his place is weird, I mean, look at this (picks up a pistol) look, someone dropped an unloaded gun on the sidewalk.
Suddenly a bunch of cop cars appeared out of literary nowhere and surrounded the two, screaming at them to put down the gun, and using unnecessary profanity.
Saten: I -It's mine.
Cop: PUT IT DOWN!
Saten: It's not even loaded!
For some reason the cops took this as a threat and open fired.
Derpy grabbed Saten and tackled him behind a nearby car cover.
The cops called in backup, despite that Saten and Derpy wouldn't even attacking them.
Saten: (throws away the weapon for whatever reason) We gotta get out of the open!
College Administrator: So, you’ve been involved with quite a few criminal charges such as assault, arson, destruction of property, felonious assault, and one incident where آپ dumped blood onto the heads of a group of school children because آپ didn’t like them shouting the number 21? Am I correct?....... Well then (Looks through the files) I have to say, son…. That a man of your nature is only seen once in a lifetime. A man like آپ takes lots of balls, son. Lots of balls. And you’ve got them. Welcome to Clearwater University.
Wind: You’re not right in the head, are you?
Welcome to Clearwater
Coming November 10th
Wind: You’re not right in the head, are you?
Welcome to Clearwater
Coming November 10th
Greetings everyone. Since my پسندیدہ time of the year, Halloween, is almost upon us, I wanted to do something very special. Sure, the same old “Top Ten Whatever” will still be there, and will be up every Saturday of the month, so expect five سب, سب سے اوپر tens every Saturday this month. But, even bigger news, thanks to my Corner of Horror article, I’ve got something REALLY special. And what might that be? Well, on October, for the اگلے 31 days, I am going to pull out a random horror movie that I have lying around and review it. These reviews may not be as lengthy as most, but I will try my best to talk about a good (Or most likely bad) Horror movie. “But Wind, doesn’t Cinemassacre do this every October with Monster Madness?” Shut the hell up, I say to those who think that. Just enjoy this سال of October, enjoy Halloween, and enjoy all the new Corner of Horrors coming up. I know I will.
