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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 3: ٹیکو Bell

A new restaurant opened up in town. Everyone was excited to see it.

Alinah: *Walks towards the entrance* Ooh, ٹیکو Bell. *Floats into the store*
Eula: *Watching Alinah float into the store* Oh, ارے Alinah.
Alinah: Hi Eula.
Eula: Guess what I just ordered.
Alinah: There's a lot to choose from. I don't know if I can guess.
Eula: Alright, I'll tell you. The loaded ٹیکو burrito.
Alinah: I think I'll get the cool ranch Doritos locos tacos.
Eula: Good choice. When you're finished ordering, آپ can شامل میں me if آپ want.
Alinah: Swell.

Eula even waited for Alinah to return before eating her burrito.

Alinah: That was kind of آپ Eula, but آپ didn't need to wait for me.
Eula: آپ kidding? You're my friend.
Alinah: Even after that contest we had a while back?
Eula: Friendly rivalry.
Alinah: Fair enough.
Eula: *Eating her burrito* آپ know, this burrito کی, بوریٹو is making me want to... *Farts* Ah.
Alinah: So is my *Farts eight times as she says* Doritos Locos Tacos.
Eula: *Farts*
Alinah: *Farts*

Then both girls blushed as they farted at the same time.

Man 14: Hey, check out those girls.
Eula: *Farts five times*
Alinah: *Farting so loudly, that the windows in the ڈنر, کھانے break*
Cashier: Oh shit! Where's the manager?
Eula: Speaking of shit. *Farts while shitting herself*
Alinah: You're making me horny.
Eula: Well, looks like we have something in common.

They went to Eula's house, and had sex with dildos. They had a wonderful time, farting during the entire thing.

Man 39: *Looking at the two women having sex while farting* I know that this is anime, but jesus. That's wrong on so many levels.

The whole room was covered in smoke as the two girls layed down اگلے to each other.

Eula: I'm pooped.
Alinah: So am I. Literally.
Eula: Yeah, I can smell it.
Alinah: Why do we have this fetish?
Eula: Because it's anime.
Alinah: Oh. What do we do now?
Eula: I'm still craving ٹیکو bell.
Alinah: I still want to break wind.
Eula: Just don't break any windows while you're at it.

Ending theme

Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have آپ in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. It's time to go home, and create cheesecake!

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 1, 2017

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Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let آپ know what'll happen in the اگلے episode.
Fat Pat: اگلے up in Fat Pat.
Shirtless Shane: آپ have an episode named after you? That's not fair. At least we get bigger roles in this one. You'll also get to meet مزید members of our gang.
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We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality سے طرف کی making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.



#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get آپ a new weapon, levels آپ up, یا gives آپ money. However, there are THOSE survivors. آپ know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...
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posted by Canada24
Freddy started the story سے طرف کی narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

 

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms سٹریٹ, گلی (supposebly where most of Freddy's...
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…. I suck at keeping a schedule



Would it even matter calling this SWERY ماہ at this point? It’s مزید like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted پچھواڑے, گدا schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big ماہ long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we اقدام on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
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Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where آپ play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my پسندیدہ video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...
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So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...
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Another movie changed up this week and this one isn’t technically a cult film. Boy, now the schedule is useless and the name of Cultober is useless. That being said, who wants to talk about Halloween, a franchise that hasn’t had a good movie since the first one forty years ago. Well, low and behold, we may have gotten something great. After years of bad sequel after bad sequel, could 2018’s Halloween finally be the film we’ve been waiting for? Let’s find out. Also, this is a spoiler free review, so don’t worry.



The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
*Mikey was finishing up at the bar. He was cleaning the glasses, his eyes on his reflection. Though he kept a perfect facade of a friendly and charismatic man, he wasn’t sure what he was anymore. His eyes were locked onto the single wine glass he was cleaning, until he was brought back to reality with the sound of the familiar voice again. He turned toward the voice, and sure enough, it was Sally again.*
Sally: Hey, Mike. Busy as usual, I see
Mikey: Yeah. Just about done for the night
Sally: Is that so?
Mikey: Yeah. I was going to head on out after this
Sally: Hey, if آپ aren’t too busy, maybe...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved سے طرف کی a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...
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آپ know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only cartoons on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one دکھائیں that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this دکھائیں started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of ویژن ٹیلی limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only دکھائیں saved سے طرف کی Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...
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Now, people have been talking about the creepypasta called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if آپ play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell آپ all that this story sucks. Or, مزید importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack کہا it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...
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posted by FrostyBlazer
Henry: so... what are آپ working on?

Simon: none of your concern

Henry: can I help?

Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 سال old with no experiences with science help me?

Henry: point taken

Simon: why are آپ in here?

Henry: I just want to know what آپ are making!

Simon: a cure for cancer

Henry: how will that help the war?

Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the دن this chaos ends...

Henry: ok then... whats the progress?

Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end

Henry: welcome to my world
added by Windwakerguy430
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, آپ can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought آپ liked Rarity....
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Vroom in the Night Sky is considered سے طرف کی many to be the worst game on the Nintendo Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed سے طرف کی Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your Nintendo Switch. I want آپ to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.



So from...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game سے طرف کی the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, آپ play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. آپ can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was one of my پسندیدہ films as a kid. A classic film starring Gene Wilder filled with adventure and whimsy… We’re not talking about that one. The Tim برٹن remake, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, which felt مزید drab but at least the visuals were nice… also not what we’re talking about, technically. The video game, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for PS2, published سے طرف کی Warner Bros. Interactive, who now own the Mortal Kombat license. Weird, mentioning Mortal Kombat in each مضمون thus far. The game was developed سے طرف کی High Voltage Software, who...
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So I was pretty big into the RPG genre when I started to hear about the Shin Megami Tensei games. And when I hear people talk about it, a lot of snobs tell me to go for Nocturne, but some people recommend I try out Persona. I heard about it, and I also heard about some things about it, and I decided to start off with what was considered the most popular, Persona 4. And I loved it!
Persona 4 follows Yu Narukami, the only protagonist so far with a consistent name, as he arrives at the small town of Inaba to stay for a سال while his parents are on a business trip. He goes about a normal...
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So, Persona 3 was a good game, and then Persona 4 came out and it was even better, and then we all wondered what sort of thing Persona 5 would be. And then we had to wait… for a long time. And I mean a looooooooooooooooooooooong time. But boy, let me tell you, when it finally came to grace the west, we were not expecting something like this, and we loved every سیکنڈ of it.
Persona 5 follows Ren Amamiya پیزا پاستا Mama Mia, یا as شائقین prefer to call him, Akira, as he is sent to live with his guardian in Tokyo after being blamed for assaulting the Prime Minister, and is forced to experience...
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So it’s clear that I am a پرستار of the Zelda games, since I have had them in my possession ever since I was a young kid. But one that I had not played until much later in life was the classic N64 عنوان that is a sequel to the even مزید classic Ocarina of Time, and that is known as Majora’s Mask, known سے طرف کی many for being utterly horrifying.
Majora’s Mask, taking place after Ocarina of Time, sees Link in a new land called Termina, where he is searching for the mysterious Skull Kid who is planning to drop the moon onto the town in three days time, giving Link a very limited amount of time...
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